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Joined 06-18-04, id: 612877, Profile Updated: 01-01-08
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.
Bom dia!

Ahem.

Welcome to my site... thing. Well, it's not really my site. But it's my link. Sort of.

ANYWAYS.

here are the basics:

Place of Origin: California

Favorite genre: Fantasy, sci fi

Favorite Hobby: At the moment... knitting. It changes every couple of weeks.

Favorite books: Good Omens, Beggars in Spain, Thief of Time

Favorite shows: House, Numb3rs, Project Runway (yay, season 4!!), Dirty Sexy Money

Favorite movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Producers, Chicago, Amelie, Stardust, Shrek. Awesome movies.

Favorite quotes:

"Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out!"
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the book, not the crappy movie version (although I liked that one song ))

No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!
-Spaceballs

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more--no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One...two...five!
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but there's the weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is complete and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.
-Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-Mark Twain

Currently: Writing chapter 7 of Lost: One Djinn. I promise I'll update soon! It's in my new year's resolution list...

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Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Tsubasa Crossover Chronicle by The Violent Tomboy reviews
Crazy /and sometimes stupid/ things inevitably happen when worlds collide. A collection of crossover one shots featuring the gang in funny situations as they travel through many familiar /and unfamiliar/ series. Plenty of crack ensues.
Crossover - X-overs & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/26/2006
Pain in the by Messrs. Padfoot N' Prongs reviews
A humiliating, embarrassing, and unbecoming story that can make Sirius blush, and Sirius never blushes--unless, of course, you mention pudding, McGonagall, and fishnet stockings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hiei's Dare by CCD reviews
Rated For Language Kuwabara had given Hiei a challange. He wants Hiei to go to school in the human world and act like a human. Can Hiei survive the dare?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,840 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Hiei, Yusuke U. - Complete
Take Me Away by Light of the Sorrow reviews
He growled into the emptiness that surrounded him. 'No one understands what I'm feeling' Naruto screamed, clawing at his chest. 'So much pain... why do I feel all this pain' Semi Au. Semi Angst. SasuNaru NaruSasu. One Sided SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Heroes Anonymous: A Wedding & Some Funerals by Backroads reviews
The longawaited sequel to Heroes Anonymous. It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day! How will anyone, including the llamas, survive!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Whose Line Is It, Anyway?: NRT Style by The Violent Tomboy reviews
It's your favorite Naruto characters in the classic show where the points don't matter! What insanity will insue watching them act out skits from the top of their heads? Rated for potty mouths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Georgia's Megafab London Adventure by DancingInMyNuddyPants reviews
Sequel! Georgia is back and she is in love! for real this time. Now that she is in Lurrrve heaven will she be able to convince the ancients to let her go to London on a megafabtrip to london with the ace gang and their lads?
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
Holy Quail! by SunshineandDaisys reviews
A series of parodies written by two lunatics... assisted by the Yu Yu Hakusho cast. Including The Quest for the Holy Quail and The Journeys of Hodo Pagins. Caution: May contain offensive, rabid kumquats.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005
Changing Myself by The Violent Tomboy reviews
One shot. It's good to change yourself. Especially when you're trying to change your not as cool dub version.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Nearly Everything by Wacko the Sane reviews
Guide entries for several random things, R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
A Different Path Given by SouPi reviews
Orochimaru knocks Naruto unconcious, and when he wakes up, he finds himself in another world where the Fourth is still alive, people see him as a hero that he should be, and he has girls chasing after him. But is this really the reality that he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,162 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Case of James Carmichael by Lady Estelle reviews
[Conan Doyle style short story] Before Irene Adler, there was another Woman. Holmes narrates to Watson one of his early cases during his days on Montague Street, and reveals why he refuses to bow to emotions when it comes to women.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Sophisticosity, Womanosity and er Snogosity? by DancingInMyNuddyPants reviews
Georgia is back with all the gang! When Vati and Mutti aka the ancients decide to take the american vacation without Georgia she is left with the house all to herself! What is a fabbity fab girl to do with a big house all aloney on her oney? Must read!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Dear Luna Lovegood by eccentricismyname reviews
Ask Luna Lovegood questions and she'll repay you with some of her serious advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Luna L.
Dun Dun Dun by SunshineandDaisys reviews
Oneshot: Deep within Hogwart's twisting corridors, a dangerous and passionate romance is brewing in the cauldron... Harry's cauldron. Dun dun dun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Keepin' It In The Family by ICRepresentative reviews
This is how it really should have happened if Van Helsing hadn't interrupted Anna and Dracula's conversation on the dance floor. I mean, really... what was Dracula thinking? One shot.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Sir Bedivere's Logic by Maiden of the BH reviews
For those of you who are fans of Sir Bedivere's logic on how to tell if someone is a witch, here's some of his logic behind other things.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Heroes Anonymous by Backroads reviews
Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
All Things Keep Getting Better by drake220 reviews
Epilouge Up! Inuyasha meets the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! That's right, Carson, Jai, Thom, Ted and Kyan make over the unwilling Inuyasha. And all I have to say is there'll be lighter fluid, pedicures and Inuyasha's reaction to skincare...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,848 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004
In the Beginning there was Boredom by Crystal-One reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Perimeter by TriscuitTheFlyingSnkCracker reviews
On the Ancesterrian Perimeter Gaurd, things are odd. Odd in a way that usually means a quick, nasty and horrible death by some supernatural force. But what if you didn't know the truth about the Perimeter? I didn't.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004
Romeo vs Juliet by SkyFireDragon13 reviews
Everyone tries out for a play, but the casting isn't exactly what they expected...awkwardness and hilarity ensue. Please read and review!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
A Painful Past, Tortured Future by GenesisEve reviews
A new witch forces Robin to question her beliefs as more is revealed about the Witch's history and their beginnings. As the team is soon caught in the middle of a modern day witch hunt in which Solomon will do anything to succeed in.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004
What Has It Got In Its Pocketses? by Lady Voldything reviews
I once heard someone say you can tell a lot about a person by what's in their pockets. Well, some of our happy book friends were forced to turn theirs out and....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Aniki by SouPi reviews
Aniki means brother, something that Hiei can't be. However Yukina is looking for hers. Guess who gets hitched along for the ride?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
Where God Went Wrong by Lady Voldything reviews
The first in Oolon Colluphid's controversial series of philosophical blockbusters. Due to annoying circumstances, I had to publish it under my own name. Stay hoopy.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004
To Rebuild the Lost Past by JadeWing reviews
A misunderstanding puts Kagome AWOL from the Feudal Era for thirteen years. The discovery that Naraku yet lives sends her back, but in a final clash both are sent to her time. Can she rally her people against Naraku's unleashed horrors--on her own?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,909 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
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Lost: One Djinn reviews
I really do suck at descriptions. Influenced by Aladdin and other 1001 Arabian Nights stories, although the storyline is my own. He was a djinn 106 years too late, and he has a past that's slowly catching up. Rated T just in case, for whatever may follow.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Dear Luna reviews
Let Luna Lovegood answer all your questions on life, curses, and love! Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005
The Game of Love reviews
Things are tense between the two couples, and Shippo stupidly decides to play Cupid. Currently revising the existing chapters, and Chapter 6 up soon! InuKag MiroSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004