Darfur Maxx
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Joined 09-20-14, id: 6130908, Profile Updated: 04-07-21
Author has written 41 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s, Arthur, SpongeBob SquarePants, Doug, King Of The Hill, Rurouni Kenshin, Sonic the Hedgehog, Indiana Jones, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Web Shows, Misc. Tv Shows, Kantai Collection, Beavis and Butt-Head, Mario, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Cars, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bible, Ren & Stimpy Show, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Death Note, and Batman.

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This needs to be talked about. Society in America as well as other parts of the world is heading towards destabilization on a mass scale perpetrated by depraved murderous criminals involved with organized crime, human trafficking, secret societies, gang stalking, and they serve their noble and royal bosses within the Black Nobility who want to firebomb and holocaust us through a world war. These enemies have been at it for years and have murdered countless good, innocent people and ruined the lives of many, many more. These monsters will not stop until they are killed. I repeat: these demons will not stop until WE THE PEOPLE AT LARGE hunt them down and kill them. They have went far past the point of needing to be thrown in jail and they need to be executed for their crimes against humanity. It is not criminal to kill these enemies for they have already declared war on the people of the world. They will not stop until they are stopped and the only true way to stop them is by killing them. Spread this information to everyone that you can both on and off of this site and do not fear any threat made against you for doing so, they want to do nothing more than to destroy and enslave humanity and the only way to stop this is by killing them all. This is not a joke. This is our reality and the only way to have a chance to survive is to prepare for war and economic destabilization. Drop your petty issues, research your enemy, gather whatever supplies and support that you can from your fellow people and prepare to kill your enemies.

This is not a joke.

Use the information in these links to help you as well as others prepare for war against the New World Order. This man and his family has suffered for far too long to have provided all of this high level information only to fall on deaf ears and I will no longer allow fear to hold me back against speaking up on this.

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Main site: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/

Previous main site: worldcrimesyndicate dot blogspot dot com/

Names and faces of the bosses: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/2021/03/01/leadership-of-the-global-mafia/

Secret criminal societies: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/2020/12/03/secret-societies/

Tactics that evil people use: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/2020/12/16/psychopathic-warfare/

Your natural Creator-given right to self defense: worldcrimesyndicate dot blogspot dot com/2020/03/solution_14.html

Helpful ideals for developing real nations and societies that are not made to be controlled by criminals: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/2020/10/30/true-rights/

This truly breaks my heart. Please hear this man out, he needs our help: izrealzeus dot edublogs dot org/2021/04/04/society/


UPDATE
Story updates and announcements

Read the above notice. If I can I'll try to work on my stories but don't expect me to get around to any story requests any time soon. Again, prepare for war. Let the others know.


Links
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DeviantArt: deviantart dot com/darfur-maxx AO3: archiveofourown dot org/users/Darfur_Maxx/ FictionPress: fictionpress dot com/u/1110586/ Tumblr: darfurmaxx dot tumblr dot com/


Introduction
Mission statement and biography

Hello you greasy shit-babies, I am the God of Grease. I've always had an eclectic sense of humour and I strive to create memorable works of art. Sometimes it's considered spam. I'm not exactly the most inoffensive writer on the internet, so bear with me as I drag you down the saucy tubes of InuYasha's narrow urethra of sadness and loneliness. I generally write about whatever makes me laugh, though I have been gradually branching out as of late. Namely, into dramatic, occasionally horrifying realms. That doesn't mean that your "Sonic's boner making Pac-Man noises at giant rapist vaginas" or "SpongeBob flinging himself ass first onto Squidward's greasy fish head" stories are going away, though. There's plenty more of those pocketfuls of strange a coming. I am here to shatter the last vestiges of my amateurish beginnings as a spam writer and shine like the greasy mozzarella cunt-sucker that I truly am!

Just a small disclaimer, it was something I just thought of now. I do try to respect other writers, in that even if they do not like my stories, that they could still offer advice or opinions that might help me improve my work. I love reading reviews on my stuff, and my PM does work, so there. Maybe we could even become friends, who the hell knows?


Current Fanfiction
Listed in order of publishing

WHERES DER JAZZLABELLER
In all honestly, I'm not even sure what this is actually supposed to be, story-wise. The first and only chapter is actually another story I made a long while back, it was made for these two girls I used to know from DeviantArt. I remember showing one of them this fanfic. She fucking hated it. This is also the least raunchy, perverted, and offensive story I've made in recent memory, like seriously.

Kantai Castrations Love Collection
This is what happens when you take your inspiration from some guy that writes about castrating characters from children's shows a lot. It's a morbid inspiration, you see. This could very well turn out to be my weirdest work yet, and that's saying something. I'm not actually into the whole castrated nullo and bathing thing Travis does, that shit's gross. I just like to make fun of it. Alfred Alfer stars in this story, because he's kewl. :3 and without him, I'll only have creepy ass pedonullos to work with.

SpongeBob DickPants
This was one of my earliest stories on this site, and after all these years, it's finally back home. Out of all of the old fanfics, this and maybe one other has the highest chance of actually being updated. Now updating!

Doug's Happy Adventures
This is the earliest story I written on request. Said person that requested it hasn't bothered since. Technically still updating, but I don't give much of a shit about it at this point. Floppydicks.

The Man Who is Master of Propane
Another old school fanfiction, this time with shitloads of random and propane. It never got updated and is now considered a one-shot (like it wasn't one to begin with.)

Sexy Kenshin Sexy
Yet another old fanfic. This one was written in one go on some crappy ass forum I was on ages ago. There was a part two in the works, but mehhh, I'll probably integrate it into some story I barely worked on years ago, or something. Kenshin will never see the blight of day again, the greasy dutch cocksucker.

Sonic's Furry Chubby
Yet a-fucking-nother old story, starring the Internet's secret sexual fantasy. This fic alone got more flames than all of my other works at the time combined, and is probably the reason why I had to start over from scratch on here. Not that it matters now, my baby from 2007 is finally back home! :')

Harrison Ford - The Biggest Slut
This one's particularly interesting. This was inspired by this incredibly awful Simpsons porn story I came across like half a decade ago. I ended up editing that story and submitted it for some forum holiday thing on YouChew. So why submit this dog shit here, four years later? Simple, because I think it's funny. It is quintessential diarrhea in text form, and its short and sweet for something that looks like it was written with someone's hairy ass cheeks.

Finn the Wigger
This ended up being the last actual story I submitted on FF.N before my original account was dicked like a naughty lil' shit. I was going through major writer's block when I made it, so it serves as a meaningful glimpse into my 2013 persona (clinging to the glory of the past, unsure what the fuck to do with it). It also stars Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina, so there's that. Will become less coherent and more breast-related in later chapters, because I can't for the life of me write these assholes in any sort of character. Even writing them out of character is a pain.

ALREADDSFA
It used to be called "Alfred Fanfiction", which was highly unoriginal and GAY. Now it goes by its real name. This story is pure, unbridled silliness, mixed with self loathing, sleep deprivation and most importantly, a divine inspiration. Yes, it's a sentimental piece of work. This is what I created after I first really got into the magical, emotionally-disturbed, fanciful fuckwhore dog known as Alfred. FUCKING! Alfer. This is probably one of, if not THE highest quality gibberish incubated in fear and love that was available to the burgeoning Alfred fandom back in 2009. It was so touching, the members of the internet forum known as thebackalleys all ejaculated over this wonderful creation, and many enlightened balls and boobs were rubbed and circle-jerked for many nights to cum ;)

Alfred's Pornstar StoryOf Rise of Fixed Alfred Christ's Destroyed Fucking Playhouse 2
Also known as Alfred's Pot Shenanigans. First off, I gotta say that the FORMATTING IS FINALLY NOT SHIT! FUCKING YES FUCKING YES FUCKING YES I NEEDED IT TO FUCKING CHANGE SINCE FUCKING FOREVER! Now it can be experienced like how it was meant to be! As for the fic itself, it's basically a stream-of-consciousness type of story that was inspired by Alfred, much like ALREADDSFA was. More effort and less gibberish was involved. There's even Blue's Clues themed free verse poetry. And everybody loves Blue's Clues themed free verse poetry.

Ryan Dunn Rides the Porshe Lumberjack Bareback!
This is purely a spamfic that I crapped out sometime in like 2014 and never really got anywhere with. It was never submitted and I never thought I actually would. But anyway, fuck it. It's funny, so it goes up. Also it has no pedonullos or any Travis shit, unlike the shitdemonic influences that my more recent works have contracted.

Ushio and Them Take off Their Bras
Inspired by the same author that brought you The Gay Bathhouse trilogy, as well as countless robotic paragraphs about children's genitals and feet. This is a horrible idea that I listened to, anyway, and look where it is now: right fucking here. This is meant to parody the writing style of Travis in particular, while Kantai Castrations Love Collection is more of a spamfic that desperately wants to be more than just a fucked up piece of nullo eunuch ass. It also has boobs in it. Lots and lots of boobs.

Burger World: Thy Flesh Consumed
This fic has a bit of a backstory to it. This was meant to be a gift for somebody's birthday back in 2015. Whose birthday was it for? I'll let you fine young cannibals figure that out, yourselves. This is the second story submitted that was written on my phone actually being submitted, the first being Finn the Wigger. Hooray for more old stories being published! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pushing Buttons - The Hardest Button to Button
One of my latest, and greatest attempts at making something readable out of my sleep deprived drabbles. It's very loosely based on the works of a spammer that I saw in the Mario section of this website a couple years ago. They were sort of funny for things that probably took five to ten minutes to write, tops. This fanfic is basically a better written version of those shitty ass stories, with a touch of my own special talent of turning bizarre spam into some real outlandish shit.

For Angelica Gets Ununoctium!
Better known back in the old 2007 days as its not-safe-for-FFN title, Fuck All Grown Up! This is my second real fanfic that I've ever written. The first was some bad InuYasha bullshit. You know, the kind of bullshit you get when you write with one hand. Anywho, this was my first legit attempt to put a real story in my spam writings. I actually tried to make it work. It probably would've, too. At least if I hadn't procrastinated, became wholly distracted, moody, lazy, and unhappy, usually for no actual good reason. Or from taking it too seriously, instead of letting myself enjoy creating this piece more. It's also one of the first, if not the first, fanfic that featured Drew Pickles and Barney the Dinosaur as the gloriously homosexual super-deviants they were portrayed as, by the Barney Bunch. So yes, this is officially a piece of Barney Bunch history. After all, you can't have an authentic Ronald McDonald (better known as the Penis Clown,) raping a child's corpse at the bottom of the swimming pool experience without Dick the Clown filming it all while jacking his fat, long clown cock off even after he cums thrice in three minutes (bag, that was well.)

Cars 4: Lightning McQueen Goes the Hemingway
This story was created by a friend of mine, in late November, 2016. She never got around to submitting it anywhere, and April Fool's was coming around, so guess what got uploaded? Anyway, if you like my stories, you'll probably like this one, too.

Travis' Playhouse
This is another parody of the legendary weirdy beardy baby himself. Much like my other parodies, it was written in a spur-of-the-moment, being a byproduct of the way that I let my emotions control flow of the story. It's also a parody of Alfred's Playhouse. This has something for busty crust punks and hairy homophobic nullo eunuchs, alike. I gotta warn you though, this one gets pretty gross at certain parts . . .

Ben Joneses' Alt-Right Adventure!
A new Arthur fic was long overdue, and what better way to unleash more mayhem on this fandom than with a racy asshole that cares only about himself? This is also a Travis parody, though it's focused more on Ben and his stupid ass, and maybe, possibly some commentary on the Alt-Right movement. If you're lucky.

Putrid Ninja Lovetoy
After what felt like forever (at least for me,) I finally submit something other than Travis parodies and brain vomit. This is a spamfic, through and through. It was started around 2014, I think. Bluh. Fuckin' Naruto.

The Trials of InuYasha
Finally, after all these years of being completely neglected, this piece of shit returns. Wanna know what that means? It means that every one of my old stories are back online! ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL!? This was the first actual fanfic that I've ever, ever submitted, way back in 2006 (I ended up uploading a super spammy, barely readable fic beforehand, but I ended up losing it.) As for why it took so long to reupload . . . it was embarrassing to read back on it. You'll see what I mean.

Holy Man
From the creator of Cars 4: Lightning McQueen Goes the Hemingway, comes a romance story, starring the author, and Jeebus himself. It'll be sure to rock a one-humped camel's smelly spermy ballsack!

Hentai Man's Excellent Adventure!
This was originally a spam fanfic that was created way back in 2007, on the forum of a certain animation spam crew that operated on Newgrounds at the time. This is really, really raunchy, weird, and silly. Which you probably dig, chances are. Hentai Man wasn't originally related to Powdered Toast Man or The Ren & Stimpy Show, but I always imagined Hentai Man looking like Powdered Toast Man, for some reason.

Kill Yr Dogs
This is one of those things that I've had lying around since like, 2010. It'll have short chapters, since it's just freeform spam for me. It stars beloved TV show host Mike Rowe on his quest to reclaim his rightful throne on Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs from the psycho fagdog that licks peanut butter off of David Duke's angry, knife-like dick.

Sub-dalton Cracker Skank
This is one of the more relatively recent stories that I've created, having wrote it back in 2014. It's not a typical spamfic; it reads like THC-flavoured pulp and is best enjoyed with a Fist of the North Star marathon.

Travis 2017 and IsmaelandLuigi21 Naked
As you can probably tell by the title alone, this story doesn't fuck around. It has ALL the juicy Travis-verse shit-nanigans you'd expect from a typical Travis or Luigi story, except it won't rot your brains from the inside out by reading it. Inspired by the successful Travis parody/call out fanfic The Travis Chronicles, by Your Saving Grace is Here.

Alfred Alfer Kills Himself
This story is completely, totally gay. Utterly gay, and steeped in gayness. Not the homosexual kind of gay, either. I have exactly zero fucks to give. Suck my ass, Emily Youcis. Eat my dick, Travis Hicks, and may all you dirty fucking animals burn!

Neo-dadist Arthur
This story is an allegory of the Arthur community on FFN. It went through some shit over the years, and this story should hopefully provide some perspective to it.

HaruhiXMikuru, the Way God and Jesus Intended
This is an old ass spam edit of someone's raunchy, disgusting Sonic the Hedgehog fuck story, starring the whiny moeblobs from that anime that everybody watched but instantly forgot about. Oh, to fall back into the days of random, epic dog dickings and ultraspam once again . . .

Peter Anderson Plays with the 6th Destroyer Division
This story came from yet another inspiration with weird ass fanfiction authors, though this time it's not Travis. It's actually from what appears to be a troll author, known as jokeaccount (formerly known as ilovekids55.) It's a one-shot parody of everybody's favourite happy-go-lucky forty-something, super-powered brony pedophile serial rapist, Peter FUCKING GODDAMNED ASSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERSON!

Ritualistic Retards' Rebula
This is one of my short spam drabbles that I created not too long ago. It's short and sweet, and it features Bob Ross. That's all that I'll say about it here.

Travis Goes to a Bar: A Love Story
Sometimes, I just kinda write like I'm on krokodil and call it a spam. This is one of those stories.

Anus Bleeding Sonic—Hot Sexy Young Blondes
I had a total Terry Lynch moment and wrote a short story in about an hour. The title was directly ripped from one of those porn search engine spam sites, with the bland webpage design and all these weird ass phrases such as "Busty girl licks and rubs dick backgrounds gay", and "MALE DOG ASS FUCKED. How hot is this fucking movie? VERY. A nice juicy male dog ass hole being plowed by a beefy white guy with a big dick."

What Mario Saw That Night
This story takes place in the same universe as Pushing Buttons - The Hardest Button to Button. It's part spam, and part backstory to the tragic lives of the Mario siblings; this time with less twerking.

Come Dine With Me
This is the first story that I've written on request since Doug's Happy Adventures, and boy does it show. This fucking feels weird. How the hell do I write this shit? Like seriously, I'm out of my element here! I'll try my best to make this more tolerable in the future, fateful readers.

Respect the Pouch
This is another story made by my friend bug. It's all about Canada's Favourite Fruit Drink, A.K.A. Capri Sun, and what happens when one does not respect the pouch. Contains absolutely zero percent Travis foot bathing porn or Gayfred Fagfur the Alt-Right CIA MK-ULTRA Fuccboi Puppet.

Bud Gets Castrated
This was made due to Everyone's Favourite Fanfiction Author officially falling back into his kiddy bathing smut story writing ways, recently. It's Travis-verse spam so expect the usual of course in matter of fact in fact as a matter of fact.

Luigi and the Kuru Disease
I made this after being inspired by this one Mario fanfic that I've read, where Luigi goes around beating people to death due to grade school level bullying and listens to Evanescence. He even eats someone's brains after he kills them at one point. He's a fucking psychopathic cannibal fueled by Hot Topic!

How old is Ushio supposed to be?
This story is all about the weird, almost-vagueness of Ushio's approximate age, depicted through a spammy, fun-filled adventure of sexual abuse, criminal ambition, Oral Roberts, and sick fucks just like him. This story also shows that I keep relating Ushio to Elvira, Miss Hannah Minx, and Emily Youcis, for some goddamned reason . . .

Donald Trump's Second Bat-tacular Motorcycle Exhibitionist Adventure!
This is one of my recent, post-2016 spam stories that I've been shittilin' with that I have deemed fit to see the light of day, and it's all about the fat ass Jesuit-trained faggot known as Donald Trump; complete with a spiffy Batman costume! Because Donald cosplaying as Batman is totally the reason that you wanted to read this story, right?

Crab Collection
A sharty spam story for a sharty spam age, amidst all the people falling for the psychopaths at home. It begins and ends with collecting crabs. Demonic rottweilers may or may not be involved.

Ushio Goes to The Smut Cave and Gets Grounded
Despite the title, this has absolutely nothing to do with the "Caillou gets grounded" phenomenon. This is just a short ass spam/brain vomit that I gave birth to recently as of January of 2020 that I have decided fit to see the light of day. I actually can't stand Emily Youcis these days, since she's a known shill who supports and spews talking points approved by Illuminati child murderers and tyrants while getting paid to do so. I'm dead serious about this, just look at the story icon; the stupid bitch is throwing up a pyramid sign just like so many other talking heads, politicians, world leaders, and Hollywood actors that are involved in the global crime syndicate have. Just look it up if you don't believe me, there's a helluva lot of examples out there. Loads of them.


AAAAAAnnd The Reviews Are In!
Choice quotes from the bewildered masses and fans alike

"What the fuck"

"were you high when you wrote this? sky high XD"

"fuck off I just ate taco bell"

"Oh my god. Literal ass hat. XD I wouldn't be surprised if SpongeBob actually tried that once or twice. Who else but SpongeBob would even think of doing such a thing? :P"

"I am Megan. (I am not Megan.) I diarrhea’d hard all over myself. I demand more. More diarrhea. Chicka-pa-ka, chicka-pa-kichi-kit, tahhh!"

"Holy... shiitake. That was insane. I'm not sure if in a good way or not : /"

"Why do you write stuff like this? Is it for the attention? I'm not trolling you. I just want to know."

"I encourage you to delete the guest review from Lisa Ware-Krantz as it contains real personal information that shouldn't be freely available. I hate to think the woman is getting real calls from this."

"Fully erect. Good job, mang."

"Did you collaborate on this with Adolf Hitler and his nazi buddies? Because this fanfic is beyond what words can describe. Alfred's internal monologue is very inspiring to murderers, the descriptions of burrito bell's bathroom are top notch, and best of all, I became a furry. thank you for giving us what we didn't know we really needed."

"Every day we stray further from God's light."

"dude are you okay? I think you're finally turning into travis..."

"Will Mr. Anderson finally open his heart to meat? Will Beavis and Butthead ever get blowjobs from Alfred’s mother in hell? Will Alfred stop lactategate and get the filthy lizards at Viacom to keep their hands off our boys’ man-maries? What happened to our fucking deal? Innit a shame? I must know. I. Must. Know."

"I wrote a story called Mario Strokes His Wee Wee in honor of fine folks like yourself. Go read it."

"This was agood fic but you made a mistake sausage dog should be capitallized like this: sausage doG because doG is GOD backswards and therefor must be capitallzed orotherwise you might not go to heave ..."

"You fucc"

"idk whether to laugh or be horrified"

"I know it sounds really weird but I would like if you could do vehicles (cars, trucks,etc.) I came up with mating. The tailpipe is the genital part & the fog lights are the breasts."

"This is a spectacular fiction. Your writing style really holds the ol' interest. I can tell you have a Terry heart deep inside you, a blessing that only few can truly have. The characterization of Naruto was impeccable. If the show was more like this, I would have really dug it and channeled a more weaboo side hidden deep in the cackles of my heart."

"Didn't make half sense."

"Damn. That was pretty fucking sexual."

"Torture by fellation with teeth. Yumlicious. 10 out of 1, every time."

"It was a great story! Hentai Man should have had Yaoi Hands though."

"I'm looking forward to the bathing, in fact."

"If you check out my warriors story's and hate them and tell me to make inappropriate story's I will flipping hate all your inappropriate story's and write sour comments"

"Listen. Fanfiction's had a reputation for being raunchy and tasteless since the Internet fucking started. If parents don't know that by now and don't keep track of what their kids have access to then let them suffer for being too fucking stupid to function in a modern society with a crazy, mostly uncensored Internet. Have a nice day. :)"

"noooooo my babyyy whyyyyyyyy"

"Lea e us,alone"

"Wow. Wow man, that was savage AF! I'll tell you, you got bigger balls than I do"

"Bad story"

"Lmao these never get old"

"What the fuck did I just read? Seriously stop writing immediately. You'd be doing the world a favor...honestly..."

"I enjoyed the mockery of Travis’ writing style, particularly his bizarre claim that Bud has an abnormally large penis. I also liked your satire of the alt-right; as a moderate conservative, the alt-right is just as obnoxious as the far left SJWs. Keep up your lit fanfic."

"uhmmm so hot I need to have an abortion now"

"I have no words to describe how the fuck this is k or how the fuck you managed to come up with this but this is just sick"

"Okay. I don't know if this is just some kind of brain fucker or you're serious. But What. The. Hell."

"There are no mistakes. Only happy third nipples and lead based paint."

"Were you drunk when you wrote this?"

"Absolute. Gold. The ridiculousness of this story is so beyond anything I've seen in this community. I loved every minute of it. Way to take a shot at the dude who gives our community a bad name."

"Darfur's stories are way better than yours. If you like Travis so much, go fap to him and his fuck buddies, Ismael and Libby."

"I think Dafur can write much better material then this though..."

"I just read the entirety of this out loud to cornwallace. He asked me if you smoke weed."

"Do you think you could circumcise Backpack Backpack Marsh and maybe remove his wooterus for imprognoting me with his spermfluids in my wooderusbecause mom is very very upset that I got prognan."

"Holy shit-nipples this made me laugh so hard"

"Do you wear clothes when you escape bath time with pedophiles? Sorry, I keep forgetting that these stories are not sexual, of course as a matter of fact."

"If you were living in a real Fourth Reich, you'd all be dead by now. Not ONE display of homosexual behaviour or tendency on ANYONE's part - not even as a joke - would be tolerated by the regime, that I can assure you people."

"This keeps getting better and better. Better as in gayer of course in fact."

"While it's easy to write or object to social issues or discuss inherent problems with our society, the way this story and your earlier one weave it within a narrative of what seems on the surface to be extremely bizzare smutty fanfiction is nothing short of a stroke of genius."

"I love seeing an update to these fics...you parodied Travis’ recent stories perfectly. I can’t believe you even read all of that crap without wanting to kill yourself. "

"It's Richard, not Richard Pryor. And you're actually incredibly racist."

"fuck off 4chan reject"

"fackin top stuff m8. i laughed 'till i pissed meself"

"It’s a Hannah Montana and Caillou crossover called Miley Meets Caillou. I hope you like it."

"Fucking send this to Colgate, please."

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER OF ALL MY STORIES YOU AUTISTIC TRUMP OBSESSED RETARD!"

"That's pretty good"

"dickfart why i was pooping when i read this and it made my poop come out funny"

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Hung of the Hill by juicydickhugger reviews
Hank Hil has erotic expoits with the men of Arlen and propane. What sort of wacky shananigans wil he get into in this sexy and funny heartwarmer? Only on way to find out! (Rated M for sexual propane.)
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 11/1/2018
Nation of Smash by phyneo reviews
There were four regions on the continent with no name. Ever since the beginning, each region was largely independent and protective about their secrets. But within the recent years, the tension between the regions have been escalating and growing chaotic. Now, a princess is whisked away and tasked with preventing a devastating conflict.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2021 - Published: 6/27/2021 - Lucina
Krystal's Revenge by BludWulff reviews
After Star Fox Command, Krystal is at her lowest, with no love and no prospects in her life. A chance encounter with fate allows her to let out the beast inside and take her revenge on an uncaring world... Very allegorical story, literary metaphor and tone poem, content warning for darkness. Krystal might take her revenge but this story might also take it's revenge on you...
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 9/4/2021 - Fox M., Krystal, Wolf O'D., Tricky
Amity and Luz: Marmalade Mediocrity by Eogrus reviews
Luz and Amity are playing lesbian to attract Hunter's attention, but their fowl sapphic behaviours cause the universe's heat death. Oops?
Owl House - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2021 - [Amelia, Luz N.] Eda, Bat Queen
Tails Kills Everyone by Erman Bullock reviews
After all the years of abuse, Tails finally goes out to seek his revenge on every character you have every known and loved
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2021 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Tails
Darkness by BludWulff reviews
Fox is a mercenary working odd jobs after the war... but this job might just be the oddest of them all... darkness lies in all of us, and Fox has to fight the darkness inside and outside... This is a hard R rated story. viewer BEWARE... the pen is mightier than the sword, and my pen is known to leave vicious cuts... so don't be surprised when your tears cut trails down your face...
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2021 - Published: 5/8/2021 - Fox M., Krystal, Wolf O'D., Andrew O.
Sonic SatAM Espylacopa by MobianMonster-Tales reviews
One evening Sally lays down to sleep...and when she wakes up...she is no longer in the Knothole, or even the Mobius...that she knows. Everything and everyone has changed!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2021 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sally
Mulan: The Betrayal Of China by Eogrus reviews
Mula really hoped to make China a global superpower, but her people hate her. What will she do?
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2020
Sonic Poems by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Poems about Sonic and...others!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 76,432 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2020 - Published: 5/31/2017
The Magic School Bus Uncensored by StayAwayFromNick reviews
What happens when Ms. Frizzle teaches the class about the dark realities of life? Find out in this story. Rated M for brutal violence, strong language, graphic sexual content, and drug use.
Magic School Bus - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2020 - Published: 2/27/2012
Hairy Trotter by RhapsodyFFN reviews
Hairy Trotter, the boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2020 - [Harry P., Albus D., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Homer Simpson Goes to Ram Ranch by juicydickhugger reviews
Homer Simpson is a man who is horny and wants to get fucked by 18 beuatiful naked gay cowboys in the showwers of the legendary Ram Ranch. Will he be able to achieve all his lustful desires? Gotto read to find out!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2020 - Homer S. - Complete
Bill's Dumpster Bride by Teenage Mexican Master Chief reviews
One man's trash is another man's nightmare...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Complete
funy spoegnbob story by PissDiarrheaFromMyAsshole reviews
You have no idea how much semen your cells produce per second. You will find out soon after reading this story.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2020 - [Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob] - Complete
Mulan Gets Coronavirus by Eogrus reviews
Mulan succeeded in killing the Hong Kong, but now bat vaginal fluids have created an existence of despair. Will her victory be pyrrhic?
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Complete
One Punch by OneCreativeIdiot reviews
An extended alternate ending to "Arthur's Big Hit". When Arthur's sanity is finally lost because of everyone around him, he becomes friends with an older character who decides to make him a boxer. How long will this last until everyone discovers the awful secret?
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,951 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Arthur R., OC
Happy Hanukkah by Eogrus reviews
Callum and the others are celebrating their favourite holiday of their most sacred faith in their palace, but Christmas nazis want to kill them! What will our heroes do?
Dragon Prince - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - [Callum, Rayla] [Prince Ezran, Bait] - Complete
Ronald McDonald's Christmas Special Extravaganza! by greenyphatom reviews
Christmas time is here again.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
Final Lesson by old copperhead reviews
Danny girds himself for challenges.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Complete
Wracked by old copperhead reviews
The Gang take on another mystery, but quickly the wheels fall off.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Complete
Mulan vs Hong Kong by Eogrus reviews
People are protesting on the Hong Kong and this upsets Mula vagina. Will she kill them all?
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Complete
120 Days in Elwood City by Asimov's Ghost reviews
A sobering exploration into sexual deviancy through the lens of Arthur and Friends
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Arthur R., Binky B.
Nightmare by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Wilma has a nightmare about war, Fred helps her through it
Flintstones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2019
Sarabi's Revenge BUTT REALISTIC by Eogrus reviews
My holy attempt to reboot the holiest of all my fanfics with CGI realism IT HAS ALSO A NEW ENDING!111111!2222
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2019 - [Kiara, Sarabi] Simba, Mohatu - Complete
One More Wish by old copperhead reviews
Timmy is troubled by Cosmo's discovery.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Complete
Ragruts by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Hang onto your diapies babies!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2019
Land before the land by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Land inside a land before land landed
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2019
The Passion of the Gooigi by juicydickhugger reviews
Luigi gets a visit from a familiar friend one day and learns that Gooigi want's more than just a friendly get-together. What does Gooigi want with Luigi? Find out!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2019 - Luigi - Complete
Luigi's Masturbatory Odyssey! by juicydickhugger reviews
Luigi likes to fap. He wants to fap so much, he will cover the etire Mushroom Kingdom with his spunky man juice. Whill he acheive his dream of jerking it in every locaton? Or will he be huimiliated? Find out!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Luigi, Daisy] [Wario, Waluigi]
Balls off by tha infamous cornwallace reviews
A tale of raw emotion. Bigger, sexier and harder than ever before. This is my first lemon, and I worked really hard to make it sexy for you, so please read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Sonic, Amy
GARFIELD VS THANOS by MYHEARTFEELSDEADINSIDE reviews
GARFIELD VS. THANOS.
Crossover - Garfield & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Thor, Thanos
The Sponge Of The West by HomestuckGaming2022 reviews
:)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2019 - SpongeBob
bart n lisa steal homers car by Blue Zoidberg reviews
when hoamer finds out there be big troubel
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Marge S., Bart S., Lisa S., Moe S. - Complete
Happy Easter by Eogrus reviews
Merry Easter
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2019
Arthur and them get curcumcised by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Bad story
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2019
Cirql by cornwallace reviews
It just keeps happening, over and over, over and over , o vv v ve r a n d o v v e r . . . .. . .
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Arthur R., DW R., Binky B., Buster B. - Complete
Lull by Eogrus reviews
Our heroines are invited to a party. Will they survive?
Crossover - Frozen & Moana - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2019
How Harry J Potter saved the Wizardly and the Muggle words by Going to enjoy this reviews
Read how Harry J. Potter managed to save not just the wizardly world; but the muggle world also. See how he is joined by his friends as he uses his savior complex to save everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
rise up, facebpook by im not a fish reviews
dese niggas finna fukd my g. if yall wanna throw cash at my fat ass ill make some furry/vore/GAY(ew)/ or even white on black relationship... but only if u gimme me money(or dm me)
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2019
Steven And Amethyst: Forever And Always by Eogrus reviews
Amethyst and Steven go back to where they began. Will they find piss at last?
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2019 - [Steven U., Amethyst] Sapphire, White Diamond
Saudade by runzel-stirn reviews
David Read is struggling with his place as a husband and father. After meeting his son's teacher, he begins to gain more perspective - at the expense of falling hopelessly in love.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,289 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 1/19/2013 - David R., N. Ratburn
Stantler Starter by Eogrus reviews
Our heroine Janna begins her Pokémon journey, but she picks an unusual starter.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 12/4/2016
Wario and Waluigi's Thanksgiving Special! by juicydickhugger reviews
Wario and Waluigi decide to have a Thanksgiving dinner in the Mushroom Kingdom and decide to invite all of their friends. What sort of sexy situations will the two men get into? Find out! (Rated M for sexy turkey encounters.)
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2018 - [Wario, Waluigi] [Rosetta/Rosalina, Bowser] - Complete
HERE COMES THE PAIN by SteelMann reviews
Spongebob is surprised when he finds out that Mr. Krabs died.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2018 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
The Terrorist's brother by Mental Incapacity reviews
Edward Elric, notorious criminal, though no one can prove it or try him for it, has a little brother starting at Hogwarts. Disclaimer, I don't own hp or fma. au: double jeapordy exists, Ed's a terrorist, the Malfoys are broke. No Pairings
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Harry P., Draco M.
Phenis and forb are homosexual icons by mudkip to ashes reviews
Oof
Crossover - 3 Ninjas & Alien Nine - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2018
The Shower by sonicxxx horny dog reviews
A story representing Sonic's troubled childhood. (18 ) (NSFW/NSFL) (Explicit) (WARNING)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Sonic - Complete
Forevah by Eogrus reviews
The girls went to have a nice book club meeting at the library, but the boys want to RAPE them. Will they finally kill their unholy abusers and oppressors?
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Mystery Skulls Animated - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Velma, Daphne, Shiromori, Vivi Y.
Kesha vs Adventure Time by Eogrus reviews
Kesha travels back to the future (geddit) and meets everyone after das finale. Will they have adventures 2getha?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2018 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] Finn, Jake
Emily's Excellent Expeditions! by ScreamoDreamo reviews
Leaving her own universe behind, Emily embarks on a long and horrid quest to find and kill her older brother, Arin Manson, who killed their parents and siblings with a Katana. Now, Emily equipped with the Sharingan and the hate for her older brother, she must traverse the most bright and happy universes, to the most brutal and depressing ones on an adventure to gain more power.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 5/13/2015
Mario and Bowsette in the Blazes of Love by ComicsNix reviews
After Mario fails to convince Peach to marry him, Bowser tries to comfort Mario in his bedroom with a very hot surprise.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
Steven Universe: White Death by Eogrus reviews
Steven has been captured by White Diamond! Will he escape and join his beloved and massively breasted Amethyst?
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2018 - [White Diamond, Steven U.]
Suffocation by Craig Sterling reviews
Binky Barnes seems to be a typical teenager going through some growing pains. But appearances can be deceiving. With a growing darkness inside of him, Binky will wander down a path of destruction - one that could damage both himself and those around him. Rated T: mature thematic material, language, drug/alcohol use and some violence.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Binky B., Sue Ellen A.
The Curious Case of Cletus Nix by That Twisted Wordsmith reviews
At age 35, Cletus Nix decides to leave the depths of his parents' basement. He enrolls in third grade for the second time, under the supervision of none other than Nigel Ratburn. Read ahead to see Cletus, his girlfriend Tibby, their Latino friend Emmanuel and the beloved cast of Arthur embark on bizarre adventures together everywhere from Iran to bathhouses.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Arthur R., N. Ratburn, OC
Zootopia Porn by AuthorWho'sSmarterThanYou reviews
A FanFic where you can jack off
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Terri Mackleberry Comes Out As Objectùm-Sexual by ShinyThings44 reviews
Just what it says.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Lisa S., Terri and Sherri, OC - Complete
Sterility by I'm the map reviews
Of course cats and birds can't make children. What are you, crazy? (Katt reflects on her relationship with Falco.)
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/14/2017 - [Katt M., Falco L.]
Jon gets circumcised by Muchacho1994 reviews
Jon gets circumcised in this story here. As in his foreskin gets removed of course by the way. Read and review.
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Odie
The Visitor by Totally dissolved reviews
Mr. Ratburn announces a surprise.
Crossover - Arthur & Mad About You - Rated: T - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Bitzi B., OC
TO THEALCOHOLICBOWMAN by Going to enjoy this reviews
So to repsond to TheAlcoholicBowman latest attack of the Korrasami ship ... I decided to respond in story form.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2018 - [Asami S., Korra] - Complete
Rocket And Ghazan 2: The Infinity Love by Eogrus reviews
Rocket and Ghazan have a quiet moment together, but an evil threatens them apart. HOW WILL THEY REACT?
Crossover - Legend of Korra & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2018 - [Ghazan, Rocket R.]
Bud's Stalker by That Twisted Wordsmith reviews
Bud is a four-year-old boy who just wants to live his life. However, he may not achieve that goal, given that a man named Cravis is stalking him. Read and review. Flamers will be blocked and will be damned to hell. Thank you.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2018 - OC, Bud C. - Complete
Runn’n n’ Gunn’n by sucknbig1z reviews
sonic gettin’ called the eff OUT
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2018
Peter Griffen and Sean Hannity go horseback riding by juicydickhugger reviews
What happen when Peter griffen and friends go horseback riding with Sean Hannity? Will Peter learn his lesson wit horses aftet the last time? What about Joe? Why was he not ivited? Find out!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Cleveland, Peter G., Quagmire, G., OC - Complete
the mission by cornwallace reviews
What do you know? [Folf] {lemon}
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
meander by cornwallace reviews
(of a speaker or text) proceed aimlessly or with little purpose.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Complete
Dora and the readyplayerone fidget spinners by TheAutisticDuo reviews
I love Jesus, this story is for kids 3
Crossover - Ratatouille & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2018
Mr Oldman's Revenge by Cpl. Bull S. Kwikki reviews
An M Rated fan fiction that succinctly proves why Amanda is currently incarcerated in mental institution.
Amanda Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Haypile of Horrors by hockeyfanmaddy reviews
Being that I was going to upconvert my Blues Clues tapes to DVDs today, I grabbed the first one out of that cardboard box of memories. For some reason or another, the tape I chose, "Meet Joe", was not rewound. Much to my curiosity, as soon as I popped that VHS in the player, no little did I know I was to make the worst mistake of my life.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2018
Coming of Age by That Twisted Wordsmith reviews
Davis Dicks is a 35-year-old male who likes writing Mary Moo Cow fanfiction, but he realizes that God's calling for him is to become a stripper. See what happens.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Jane R., Binky B., N. Ratburn, OC - Complete
A Rat of a Tale by TexasRanger69 reviews
arthur gets into sexy troubl... but what will be left?
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Arthur R., David R., N. Ratburn - Complete
Mario's Existential Nightmare by Micah Rodney reviews
Mario is a plumber in a broken down city under mob rule. Or is he a brave adventurer in a world at the brink of war? The reality of his situation fading back and forth, awash the drugs he takes to dull the pains of one world, and the horrors that seem to plague him in the other. With pieces of each world beginning to crash into each other, which is real, and does it even matter?
Mario - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Mario, Luigi, Daisy, Toad
Birthday Dreams by TexasRanger69 reviews
It's Arthur's 18th birthday! Now that him and his friends are 18, lets see what happens... ;)
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2018 - Arthur R., David R., Buster B., Bitzi B.
Arthur's Crappier Day by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
The long awaited sequel to the award winning Arthur's Crappy Day
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Ezra and Lapis: Revenge At Last by Eogrus reviews
Ezra and Lapis are in space, and they meat...
Crossover - Steven Universe & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2018 - [Lapis Lazuli, Ezra B.] - Complete
Pooh Takes A Pooh by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Pooh takes a huge pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Complete
A Letter to the Community by Craig Sterling reviews
This is an informal letter to the authors of the Arthur fan fiction community. This is my perspective and thus my opinion. It is not complete, absolute truth, nor is it 100% nonsense. It is simply my view of the community. I hope everyone can take something away by reading it. Either way, it's out on the internet now, so I'll roll with the consequences. Thanks for reading!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2018
Backpack, Backpack Marsh Destroys Darfur Maxx by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Backpack, Backpack Marsh and his friends had finally had enough of Darfur Maxx's actions and decided to destroy them.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
King Dedede's Dededong by juicydickhugger reviews
Captin Falcon and Ike decide to go to the club to get their jollies off, but King Dedede has other plans. What does Link want with the radieant hero? Why Dedede? Find out!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2018 - [Captain Falcon, King Dedede] [Ike, Link]
The Hell We Built by Paradigm of Writing reviews
He stares at the wall. He puts his ear to the wall. He screams at the wall. He punches the wall. His efforts are to no avail, there's nothing on the other side. Until, one day, there is. A voice. A woman's voice. A woman's voice that he understands, a woman's voice that he knows. His companion, his only friend, in the hell the two of them built together. [Dedicated to RouttMeister]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 11/22/2017 - [Luigi, Lucina] - Complete
Lanky Kong by Happy Dickfart reviews
Sorry I don't update more often...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Luigi, Toad - Complete
PANTHER'S FOOTBALL NIGHT by big slappy reviews
I have no patience when people interrupt me while I'm busy doing nothing.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2018
Truly Tasteless by Happy Dickfart reviews
I'm almost sorry I wrote this. Almost. OK, not really.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Tommy P., Lou P. - Complete
Steamed Hams But Chalmers Gives Skinner a Creampie in His Ass by juicydickhugger reviews
One day, Chlmaers heads over to Skinner's house for an unforgettable luncheon. What wacky hijinks will ensue? Find out!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2018 - [Superintendent Chalmers, Principal S. Skinner] - Complete
Imagine Dandongs by AwesomeZoosnuck26 reviews
hot imagine dragons lemon xx minecraft
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Complete
KoM by cornwallace reviews
Doesn't nothin' ever last forever?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Sora, Riku, Naminé - Complete
Merry New Yearsu by Eogrus reviews
Christimas is gone, but December is not.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Star B., Marco D., Pony Head, Kelly - Complete
Pepe the Frog Versus The Grinch by TrumpIsGreat reviews
The Grinch tries to stop Pepe from making Whoville great again
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2017 - The Grinch, Cindy Lou W. - Complete
Comedy in a Can by Happy Dickfart reviews
This is comedy at its finest. It's sure to be immortalized in the annals of human existence.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Sheldon C. - Complete
For Venomheart by AwesomeZoosnuck26 reviews
we unnerstand that some of our fans dont liek our vulger content on this website. so to reconsile, here is our new n improved story rated pegi 12 for ages 10 please enjoy 3 shout outs to venomhart xx :3
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
DDLC by AwesomeZoosnuck26 reviews
Monika Sayori Yuri Natsuki Hiroshi..?
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri - Complete
Frosty the Snowman Fucks Homer Simpson by juicydickhugger reviews
What does this Homer Simpson want to do with Frosty now that he was alive? How will you decide to read this story? Does Homer get that Frosty cock? Find out!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Homer S. - Complete
The dog and the cuttlefish by Eogrus reviews
A short sci-fi fantasy story.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2017
Feeling Randy by juicydickhugger reviews
Randy Marsh taks his talent across the city of South Park. What sorts of expliots does he get into? Find out!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Randy M., Gerald B.] [Mr. Mackey, H. Garrison]
Date Night Dustyshy by Happy Dickfart reviews
Some lucky bloke won himself a date with Fluttershy. A sexy date. Tee hee.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Fluttershy, OC - Complete
Goofy's Anti-Semitic Penis Takes Over The World by NSMLORD reviews
Rated M for swearing and detailed sexual intercourse and a threesome.
Mickey Mouse & Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2017
krabs and patty: a twist in faté by katiedsba reviews
uhhhhhhh i just was really out of it ok
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Patrick, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Happy Halloween 4: The Space Man Attack by Eogrus reviews
Everyone is having a nice time in Carcosa, but Kylo Ren appears! Oh noes!
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Complete
Gay Caillou has Shitophobia by NSMLORD reviews
DO NOT READ THIS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Complete
It's Hip To Fuck Bees by HomestuckGaming2022 reviews
Fuck
Bee Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete
Super Salty Arthur by Happy Dickfart reviews
A collection of oneshots and drabbles for Arthur, mostly revolving around George and how much he sucks. Feel free to comment with any suggestions on how George should die, or whatever.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Arthur R.
Sonic Goes to the Gym by ComicsNix reviews
After feeling so sad for so long about his frail body, Sonic decides it's time to muscle up. But, after registering at a local gym, he finds there a nasty surprise there.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Franklin Uncensored by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Franklin does stuff and he's a turtle I guess
Franklin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2017
Ha, ha, ha by cornwallace reviews
Robots don't feel things the way humans or mobians do. They just poorly imitate it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Tails, Amy, Scratch/Grounder - Complete
things you can and can't stick your peepee into, all lowercase letters by backpack bootswiper map reviews
(yes, that part and this part are all part of the title). That way I know what's socially exceptable to stick my peepee into (also part of the title)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Sonic, Manic, Amy] - Complete
Pass the Bleach by Happy Dickfart reviews
Everything is temporary.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Emerald by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Everything you ever love will eventually hurt you.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Knuckles - Complete
Sonic pleasures himself in a hotel room and sets himself on fire by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Sonic pleasures himself in a hotel room and sets himself on fire.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Sonic - Complete
The coyote by cornwallace reviews
After a devastating attack on Knothole, the surviving members of the Freedom Fighters face no choice but to attempt to beat a storm through the woods to seek refuge in Lower Mobius.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Something Amiss by Fuckshit Avenue reviews
Not all good things were meant to last forever. Well, at least in Pearl's case.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Zealous is He! by Fuckshit Avenue reviews
Steven Universe asks Garnet for a somewhat embarrassing piece of advice.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Self-Hate by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Oh no, Dora. Why'd you sleep with Swiper? That was not a good idea! Oh no, Dora, oh no.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete
Sweet Salvation: A Homer and Flanders Love Story by juicydickhugger reviews
A brand new Homerotica experience is here as Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders discover that they love one thing: sex! With each oter! This is no dream!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Homer S., Ned F.] - Complete
a big bitch by im not a fish reviews
obama is back!
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 6/30/2017
Fantastic Furries and Where to Find Them by AuthorWho'sSmarterThanYou reviews
Morgan freeman have a story to tell you, but what could it be? (Read the fucking title)
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Judy H., Chief Bogo, Finnick, OC
Peter Griffon and Joe Swanson Have Sex: Crippled Love by juicydickhugger reviews
one day peter and joe decid to have sex. someone dies, someone cries, and some one laughs. who? who? and who? find out!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Peter G., Joe S.] Brian G., Stewie G.
Tweek and Craig Make Love by Happy Dickfart reviews
It's about to get real sexy up in here.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Vernon Danforth's Great Leap Forth! by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Vernon Danforth a boy goes on a pokémon adventure with his best friend, a shiny eevee ! Will they beat the Eilte 4? (There maybe Human x Pokemon lemon later so that is why it is rated M)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Lance/Wataru, Eevee/Eievui, Garbodor, OC - Complete
Jack: Life Will Go On by Eogrus reviews
Jack grieves after Ashi's death.
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Jack, Odin, Ra, Scaramouche
The Defeat Of War by Eogrus reviews
WW2 rages on and it resurrects Ares! Will Wonder Woman defeat this horrific foe?
Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Diana/Wonder Woman, Ares
The Adventures Of Hogwarts by AuthorWho'sSmarterThanYou reviews
Can A Filipino dude save zootopia and hogwarts?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Judy H., Nick W., OC
Star fists Steven by Big Boy Writer reviews
Steven had been having a great day, but all of that is about to come to an end.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Steven U., Star B., Marco D. - Complete
Neon Genesis Tankgelion by Frank the Racist Waifu reviews
The greatest story ever told.
Crossover - Evangelion & Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S., Kaworu N. - Complete
the bigass purple thing by Kazimierz reviews
ITS BIG... ITS LONG... AND ITS PURPLE
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Pearl, Steven U., OC - Complete
DW's Downfall by Bitches Get Stitches reviews
I hate DW so much. She's worse than Caillou.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2017 - DW R., Jane R., Kate R., OC - Complete
Arthur's Journey To Limbo by Frank the Racist Waifu reviews
Arthur feels nothing. Arthur learns about computing. Arthur gets a new job.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Complete
Pushing Buttons 8 by datguy202 reviews
Mario's Redemption
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Complete
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time by Terry Lynch reviews
A story that demonstrates the butterfly effect... With a Terry Lynch twist of course
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2017 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Larry, Barnacle Boy - Complete
Flapjack: The Candy Cuck by Terry Lynch reviews
When a new and delicious candy hits Stormalong, Flapjack and K'nuckles do anything they can to get a taste.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles, Peppermint Larry, Candy Wife
Geppetto's Destruction by Terry Lynch reviews
Real mean fic I cooked up, Enjoy!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Complete
SpongeBob's Auto Erotic Asphixition Adventure! by juicydickhugger reviews
Sponbebob and Patrick discover a new way to get off sexualy. Why is Squrdward so mad? Find out!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2017 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward - Complete
Steven and Aquamarine: A Hatred That Transcends The Doors of Tragedy by Eogrus reviews
Aquamarine kidnaps Steven and wants to marry him! Oh noes?
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Steven U. - Complete
moose tits by Kazimierz reviews
I'm a polish toaster and I want to gas furries
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Steven U., OC - Complete
The Boss Baby: Long Day At Work by Terry Lynch reviews
This draws from a real life experience I've had. Enjoy!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Complete
Mario Fart 64 by Happy Dickfart reviews
This is my 64th fanfic! Review if you love me!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Mario - Complete
Sonic Becomes a Tree by ham on italian bread w cheese reviews
In this ligneous installment in the Sonic franchise, Sonic accomplishes his secret desire that he has hidden for all these years: the longing to be a tree. Miles "Tales" Prower assists.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Bee Movie is Jerry Seinfeld's Crowning Moment of Glory by Happy Dickfart reviews
Ash learns that he's in a coma, and it all goes downhill from there. Based on the acclaimed "Ash is in a Coma" theory. Just a tad meme-ish.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Pikachu - Complete
Happy 25th of April and Penguin Day! by Eogrus reviews
The Avengers go to Portugal, but the Avaneger Penguins want to kill them?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Gunter - Complete
Mario Farted: Friendship is Magic by Happy Dickfart reviews
Written on request. Pony sex, ebola, and all of the farts. Enjoy, you sickos.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Mario, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Greased Truckballs by backpack bootswiper map reviews
What would YOU do to beat your long term rival Ashley Ketchum? FIND OUT NOW.
Crossover - Pokémon & Cars - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash's Bulbasaur/Satoshi's Fushigidane, Lightning
Simon Gets the Mario Treatment by Happy Dickfart reviews
Finn and Jake embark on a journey with Princess Peach, and learn the true meaning of friendship and understanding.
Crossover - Mario & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Peach, Finn, Jake, Ice King
A Rat of A Tale by texasranger70 reviews
An exciting story about young Arthur
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Complete
The first violet hedgehog by passtionate sonicxamy reviews
Sonic and Amy heat it up.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Sonic, Knuckles, Amy - Complete
Szechuan Sauce at the Krusty Krab by Happy Dickfart reviews
"You like the new Krusty Krab szechuan sauce, don't you, Squidward?"
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2017 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The guessing game by Hear.Stories reviews
Guess who I am.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Complete
Sora Gives Birth to Goofy's Spawn by ham on italian bread w cheese reviews
In this scandalous tale, Sora gives birth to his and Goofy's love child while recalling the horrible events of the Vietnam war. Surprise fan cameo at the end!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Goofy, Sora - Complete
Fondest Memories by Happy Dickfart reviews
Goku shows up at Bulma's house one day and they reflect upon their fondest memories.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Bulma, Goku] - Complete
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE by Fuckshit Avenue reviews
AND A FUTURE FOR THE MARSHILLINIAN CHILDREN
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Squidward
Mario Strokes His Wee Wee by Happy Dickfart reviews
Prepare to cum buckets.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Mario - Complete
She Touched Me by 50shadeofomg reviews
A guidance counselor in a middle school gets more than she bargains for when a student enters her office looking for help. She thought he needed love advice, but really it's the saddest thing he's ever heard. One-shot.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Arthur R., OC - Complete
Pushing Buttons 7 by datguy202 reviews
The Return of His Deadly Cum
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Complete
Family Guy: a psychological study of the residents of Quahog by backpack bootswiper map reviews
What happens in Quahog when a therapy session goes horribly horribly wrong! Which one, you ask! ALL OF THEM! XD plz R&R and review with questions you'd like the therapist to ask! LOL! XOXOXOXOX RATED M
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2017
Shrek Shits in Alex Jones's Mouth by juicydickhugger reviews
It's conspiracy! Dos Alex Jones engage in Shrexual encounter? Does Shrek have poo fetish? Is Donkey make children gay? Find out.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Shrek - Complete
Wild Hops by backpack bootswiper map reviews
(R-18!) What does it feel like to peg a fox, or to eat out a rabbit? We're here to tell you all about it… WARNING: SEXY THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS STORY. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W., OC] - Complete
Oscars by Eogrus reviews
Disney sucks.
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Judy H., Nick W.
Separation by Morte Mistrata reviews
An AU of the episode Three gems and a baby. What if Pearl had taken Steven's gem off? Pearl makes mistakes. A mistake was what led her to meet Rose Quartz. A mistake was what led her to fall in love. However, it seems as if this mistake was not a good one and it may be one that is irreparable.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
Fancy by Backpack backpack reviews
"Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down."
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Tails, Ari - Complete
King of the Hill HOT FAN FIC! by Propaneonmyface reviews
Hank and Boomhauer do it
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Complete
The House That I've Built by Terry Lynch reviews
rip
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Homer S., Marge S.
Spongebob's Fumble by William H. Bonnie reviews
Spongebob makes a horrible error during a football game. R&R. Oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2017 - SpongeBob
Edward Elric and some crappy name oh god kill me by Mental Incapacity reviews
Edward has to deal with Umbridge and some other stuff happens i guess. also i really freaking love Let It Go With Princess Elsa.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2017
The Epic of Hotficc'r: a Oddysey by sucknbig1z reviews
Arthur channels dark artistic energies in the pursuit of the perfect nut.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2017
George Eats Horse Dookie and Dies of Death by Happy Dickfart reviews
George sucks.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Arthur R., George L. - Complete
Our Love is Ogre 9000 by Happy Dickfart reviews
Goku arrives in a certain swamp and finds true love.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Goku, Shrek] - Complete
Carrie Fisher: The Hell Of Our Making by Eogrus reviews
Carrie Fisher went to HELL! Will she survive?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Leia O. - Complete
Patrick discovers pegging by sexycrackhead reviews
Sandy shows Patrick the world of pegging
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Patrick, Sandy - Complete
Cumming Down the Chimney: How Santa Stuffed Homer's Stocking by juicydickhugger reviews
On Christmas Eve, Homer finds the one and only Santa Claus in his house. What sexy times will they have in the Simpson househgold and can they do it without waking the rest of the family up? (It's a holiday themed Homerotica experience! Enjyo!)
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Homer S. - Complete
Bubble Bass: Redemption by Terry Lynch reviews
Bubble Bass lands in a heap of trouble
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Cream Pie by backpack bootswiper map reviews
When Cream interrupts Sonic and Amy making love, she's sure in for a surprise! Cream/Sonic/Amy lemon, R&R! :D
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Sonic, Amy, Cream/Cheese] - Complete
The Tragedy of Tom the Fish by Terry Lynch reviews
Spongebob notices an abnormality in one of his regular customers, and investigation leads to a horrific discovery.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Honey Bunny by backpack bootswiper map reviews
Sonic x Amy and their young passionate love! Sexy lemon, R&R! THERE WILL BE ANAL
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2016 - [Amy, Sonic] - Complete
A Differential Pressure Gauge by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
Figure out the question in your fluid mechanics textbook.
Crossover - Mischief Makers & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2016
Autistic Kyoko by justgivingmytwoshekel'sworth reviews
Toshino Kyoko became highly autistic after falling down the stairs
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Complete
Homer Simpson gets his turkey stuffed by juicydickhugger reviews
On the day before Thanksgiving, Homer Simpson needs to get a turkey for his familky. When he goes to the forest to find a turkey, he meets up with a familiar friend. What kind of crazy antics does Homer get into? Find out!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Homer S. - Complete
I cant Feel my Legs by Old man Towing A Flying Boat reviews
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Дом, в котором - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Complete
COMMUNISM by Fuckshit Avenue reviews
holy SHIT
Crossover - X-overs & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Complete
Luigis Birthday Present by Puddintater reviews
Luigi does sex wit a prostitut
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy - Complete
death by Fuckshit Avenue reviews
Garnet has a serious conversation with Lapis Lazuli about trust
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Garnet, Lapis Lazuli, Jamie, Alexandrite - Complete
The inquisition by cornwallace reviews
Don't read this. For any reason. Ever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,855 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sonic
Nick Wilde Becomes an Ant Hill by ham on italian bread w cheese reviews
In this exhilarating installment in the Zootopia franchise, Nick Wilde becomes an ant hill. Judy Hopps checks up on him. Finnick is in there too, somewhere.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Nick W., Judy H., Finnick - Complete
Get a Job by greenyphatom reviews
Tenderheart learns that living off of Care-A-Lot's new welfare system isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016
The Discovery Of The Porn Star by Harambe is my savior reviews
a septiplier romance sexy time.
Zoo Tycoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Complete
Cuckles by NoWindForThisHole reviews
Knuckles the homewrecker
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
Worldgirl and themBecky and fem by Supergrassaysyaaasss reviews
This goes out to you gay ass nigga. If mine get taken down. Yours should too...T for cursing
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2016
Cloudpocolypse by greenyphatom reviews
You better care a whole lot.
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
Ha! Ppiness! by Cpl. Bull S. Kwikki reviews
After Stu's tragic suicide, his sex maniac brother Drew adopts his family and proceeds to lock them in his basement as some sort of half assed social experiment. Partially inspired by Todd Solondz's 1998 film "Happiness." Published in honor of the 25th anniversary of the debuts of the first three Nicktoons: "Doug," "The Ren & Stimpy Show," and of course, "The Rugrats." Enjoy!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Tommy P., Didi P., Drew P, Spike
Transformers: Age of Apocalypse by Eogrus reviews
Megatron and the other Deceptikkkons kidnap Arcee and throw her in their van! Oh noes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Arcee, Megatron, Starscream, Waspinator - Complete
Homer and Harambe: When Two Apes Find Love by juicydickhugger reviews
What happens when Homer Simpson takes a trip to Cincinnati Zoo? (Part of the Homerotica series.)
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Homer S. - Complete
I Play Pokemon Go Every Day by Terry Lynch reviews
Please give me feedback. Im lost
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
Big Friendly Giant by Terry Lynch reviews
BFG has a big mean friend.
BFG - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Complete
Sonic Underground: Sexplosion by Puddintater reviews
Joel's life is forever changed by a saucy red head.
Sonic Underground - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Sonic Hedgehog, Sonia Hedgehog, Manic Hedgehog
Could someone please just kill me by DADDY DEREK 6969 reviews
like please
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Scout - Complete
Unhappy Fourth Of July by Eogrus reviews
Albus and his family convert to America and move to the US. Will they like?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Grandpa Pickles' Pickle by Terry Lynch reviews
Grandpa Lou's night alone takes a nasty turn.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Lou P. - Complete
Mario's Investigation by Terry Lynch reviews
When Mario witnesses a horrific crime, he realizes that it is up to him to get to the bottom of it. Prequel to another one of my Mario tales.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2016
Dory: Fighting Love by Eogrus reviews
Dory gets a boob and ass job and wants to sex Nemo. Will she give in to her passions?
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Nemo, Marlin, Dory, Gill - Complete
The Truth about Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope by Terry Lynch reviews
An anonymous source spills the beans on what actually happened on the set of "Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope"
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Complete
Leaves of Snow by FunStuff123456789101112131415 reviews
da fancy man
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2016 - John Cena
Ronald McDonald Fucks The Corpse Of A Drowned Child by greenyphatom reviews
The king of McDonald land longs for the feeling of a freshly drowned child's asshole.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 11/15/2013
Voltron: The Fight Against Islam by Eogrus reviews
After the shootings, how will our heroes react?
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Keith K., Lance] Allura, Haggar - Complete
Falco's Inbred Child by I'm the map reviews
Life is like bad fanfiction. Rated M for dying grandmothers.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [Fox M., Krystal] Falco L. - Complete
STEVEN UNIVERSE: THE CLUSTER by MYHEARTFEELSDEADINSIDE reviews
STEVEN UNIVERSE: THE CLUSTER
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Steven U.
Solgaleo is a psychicsteel, deal with it by Eogrus reviews
All the haters can KILL themselves
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Red, Popplio/Ashimari - Complete
Am Sponge by JewFro69 reviews
Spongebob goes on a magical adventure to discover the true meaning of friendship!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2016 - SpongeBob, Patrick
Orange you glad I raped you? by Fuckedupfanfics reviews
AO
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
Eulogy of Eustace by Terry Lynch reviews
A poem dedicated to Eustace. R.I.P Arthur Anderson
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Eustace B. - Complete
Coru in the House: The Anime by Terry Lynch reviews
On September 11th, 2001, Coru-Chan receives a mission from President Bush to do the unthinkable
Cory in the House - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Complete
Elmer Fudd: One Dud Too Many by Terry Lynch reviews
When Elmer is sad from his lack of rabbit wrangling, he thinks the unthinkable and does the unimaginable. Rated M for gore and sexual content.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam - Complete
Cool Cat: The Tippening by DADDY DEREK 6969 reviews
In a world, where a cat lusts for a hat, only time will hold them apart.
Bubble Guppies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Complete
Jack: The Flames Of Fate by Eogrus reviews
Jack is alive and discovers new thingz
Shining - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Complete
perfect cell's perfect dump by juicydickhugger reviews
perfect cell is so perfect, even his dumps are perfect. however, cell realizes there can only be one perfect being.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Cell - Complete
Dipper Pines: The Love of Infinity by Eogrus reviews
The ride back home is sad, but glories await
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N., Waddles - Complete
Trump Card, Or: Donald Trump has sex with Scooby-Doo by Frosty-Lemons reviews
Donald Trump wins the election, but damn if he isn't horny, what's a poor fella' to do?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2016
Buster gets castrated again by Muchacho1994 reviews
Sorry Travis, I had to. Buster goes to get his genitals removed. Read and review no flames.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Arthur R., Buster B. - Complete
Ice Cold by Puddintater reviews
toad eats food
Mario - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Complete
Caillou slaps his mother (grounded) by jojoDO reviews
Caillou is a bad bad boy and is grounded
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Jeanette: Liberation From Hatred by Eogrus reviews
Jeannette is much depressed because everyone mistreats her. But luckily, she unshackles herself from the bondage of misogyny!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Simon S., Jeanette M., Brittany M., Dave S. - Complete
caillou gets killed by dick by HDMIlove666 reviews
tree caillou
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2015
Naruto helps his uncle Jack off the horse by Poopymcduck101 reviews
The title says it all; reviews are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Complete
Drew Pickles is love Drew Pickles is life by MLP4eVa reviews
A Drew Pickles parody of Shrek is love, Shrek is life. WARNING: CONTAINS POOPY CUMMY BUTTSEX!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Drew P - Complete
The Ride Of Our Lives by NoWindForThisHole reviews
A family learns
Dinosaur Train - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2015
Shana's Groceries by Eogrus reviews
Shana goes to buy things
Jem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
Suck It by Cyan Quartz reviews
You people get to suck it terribly hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Crystal Niggers by TheAutisticDuo reviews
Straight outta Compton
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Inside Out 2: The Real Squeal by Eogrus reviews
Fear awakens new emotions inside Riley. Will she learn from experiences and mature through the henosis of one's thoughts?
Inside Out - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2015
FNAF: Heavenly and Royalty by ScreamoDreamo reviews
The Angel and the King. One who is beautiful and pure. One who is Violet and and dark. One who comes down from the heavens, and one who comes from the suffering of others. Will the Angel be able to take on Royalty? Or will she become one of those many angels who have fallen to the King? Only time will tell...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Foxy, OC, The Murderer/William Afton - Complete
FNAF: A Child's Happiness by ScreamoDreamo reviews
A Story of a little girl who loves robots, a bit too much for her own good.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
super ass bros by smashandnab reviews
everyone in nintendo universe was getting ready for ass brooms tournament. but a new challenge comes to the smash and samus gets naked. because i fap to samus every day!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015
Star Fox Commando: Leon's Big Day by big slappy reviews
Let's break into the room next door...'Cept I need to go to the bathroom first...
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Wolf O'D., Leon P., Panther C.
Kodi And Kirby: Amorous Resurrection by Eogrus reviews
Kodi and Kirby are much in love, but unknown to them the snow and the mega bitch Dusty are after! Will Muk & Luk save them?
Balto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Kodi, Kirby] Dusty, Luk - Complete
Arthur's Crappy Day by Imtruelyspeshal reviews
Arthur has a seriously crappy day.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2015
Double D's by 1124eddie reviews
After Bertha's unlucky night with Fritz, she stumbles upon an onlooker who might become her un-unlucky friend.
Fritz the Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Complete
Mary Moo Cow is Evil by sadnesseggxxx reviews
Mary Moo Cow is aktualy very rud. rated t bc evil
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Arthur R., DW R., George L., Mary Moo Cow
spoongebeb does a thing by spongebobporn2014 reviews
it does a thing and then they fricked in teh bootee
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014
Spider-man vs Santa Claus by ComicsNix reviews
After Santa Claus kills Aunt May, Peter Parker seeks revenge.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Caillou's play date with Miley by geekynerdydork reviews
Caillou has a play date with Miley but it does not go well.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Caillou - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
MATRIX SPACE SHIP by ballistic dolphin reviews
Neo and Morpheus have to get to the Matrix but somethnig is stop them AND NEO FINDS THE TRUHT LATER ON IT"S REALLY SCARY SO DONT READ IT IF YOU GET SCARED EASYLY
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Horror/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Neo, Morpheus] [Smith, A., Cypher] - Complete
Star Fox Commando: The Sexiest Story Ever by big slappy reviews
Blue Wizard is about to die.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Fox M., Krystal, Wolf O'D. - Complete
Pushing Buttons 2 by datguy202 reviews
My Sequel Of Pushing Buttons
Mario - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Complete
Carnal Pleasures by xXDonkeyShlongXx reviews
The story of Wario's sexual expression
Crossover - Mario & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15235 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Road Trip by Shadsie reviews
The tires on the bus screamed as it launched off the rise and landed hard upon the broken asphalt. Its occupants had their weapons drawn. Bombs and blasts were hurled out the back as the angels on the roof let off a steady fire. Mario kept his foot on the fuel as the hordes of infected swarmed all around them. The dog bayed for the fallen. A Smash Zombie Apocalypse fic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,428 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
Bright Revenge by Eogrus reviews
Minnie is relaxing in a beautiful fine day, when someone she fought long gone appears to cause hateful vendetta. Will she be able to stop her former friend?
Disney - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by TheUltimateCombo reviews
Arthur and the gang write letters to the writers of the Arthur Fandom. Written just for fun.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Arthur R., Francine F., Buster B., Fern W. - Complete
Experiment by Little Miss Lovejoy reviews
Patty just can't keep her eyes off a certain brunette.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Patty B., Edna Krabappel - Complete
Caillou finds a dildo by Memeventuretime123 reviews
Caillou is mad at mommy and daddy... so he goes into their room to blow it the fuck up. and then finds a dildo.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014
Barney Is a Dinosaur by sadnesseggxxx reviews
Barney meets a new friend. im bad at summaries, good story tho lol
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Candymakers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Miles O. - Complete
pushing buttons by datguy202 reviews
mario and luigi are horny
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Death my Arse Bitch! by SuperLoooooool reviews
Read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014
Clifford and The Miscellaneous Narcotics by Your Antagonist reviews
On a trip to the inner city, Clifford ingests a bagful of hallucinogenic drugs and goes on a rampage.
Clifford the Big Red Dog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
Puella Magi Donkey Magica by Duke 'The King' Nukem reviews
Madoka is a regular school girl of a regular school when things get really hairy and the situation goes ape!
Crossover - Donkey Kong Country & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Donkey Kong, Madoka K.
Winny teh poo by BadFanFictives reviews
tis is a stery abot winney the po and tiggars an d the bifs tree.
Crossover - Halo & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
This is not gay by James Minzinga reviews
A masterpiece
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Dean Winchester: The Justification For Surprises by Eogrus reviews
Dean is consumed by most hateful desires, and yet he manages to find most heart warming love!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Ducky's Inner Demons by Eogrus reviews
"It's where my demons hide/it's where my demons hide" - Imagine Dragons
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Littlefoot, Ducky, Ruby, Pterano
T-Bones Cleo by NoWindForThisHole reviews
going home
Clifford the Big Red Dog - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
A Satori's Tale by Antimatter625 reviews
Satori has to earn her keep, so she leaves her happy little bubble to go work. Be warned, this is a fairly dark work. It gets a bit bloody, as well. I hope you enjoy it.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 331,117 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Satori K. - Complete
Anarky: Nemesis by Eogrus reviews
Anarky is tired of being twarted, so he learns new tricks
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete
My Little Sister Can't Be a Level 200 Mage! by Duke 'The King' Nukem reviews
No way! After playing RuneScape for the first time and entering a steamy cyber moment it couldn't be who he thought it could be but is it? Stay tuuuuuuned.
Crossover - Crash Bandicoot & RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Santa Claus
The Illegetimacy Of Marriage by Eogrus reviews
Wendy is tired of Dipper's molestations, so she comes up with an evil plan!
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Wendy, Dipper P., Soos, Grunkle Stan - Complete
The reality of the Hogwarts express by HyenaAA reviews
A truthful depiction of Harry, Ron and Hermione's first meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Jesus, Pope Francis and The Harlem Shake by burtwilson reviews
When Pope Francis met Jesus it was no normal encounter
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jesus, Peter - Complete
Jesus And The Temple Run by burtwilson reviews
Jesus entered the temple and went for run.
Crossover - Bible & Temple Run - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Jesus - Complete
Jesus in the Hunger Games by burtwilson reviews
A gripping story about Jesus' time in the arena.
Crossover - Bible & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jesus - Complete
Meeting Hannah Montana by burtwilson reviews
Jesus finally got the best of both worlds.
Crossover - Bible & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jesus, Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Call Me Maybe by burtwilson reviews
Carly and Jesus - a short lived romance
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Jesus, Peter - Complete
Off the Grid and into Hill by HyenaAA reviews
New Arlen, a small replica of Rainey street is the last remaining settlement of mankind, following the great destruction. Hank Hill and his family and friends are forced to live life off the grid, scavenging and hunting for food and supplies, while still maintaining the Red blooded American Texan lifestyle, and no amount of zombies, raiders and assholes will stop them.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
John Louis is gay by Tony Gambino reviews
it is gay
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Surprise, Chief Thunderhooves - Complete
Drew Pickles' Bicentennial Lemon Party by JohnnyLurg reviews
Drew Pickles goes big in 1776.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charlotte P., Drew P, Jonathan K. - Complete
Caillou faces existence by HyenaAA reviews
Caillou is having an ordinary day helping his Mommy make breakfast when the home is beset upon by living bullet's intent on having children.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Picture Day by That-Awesome-Dunsparce reviews
Francine was called racists slurs by the cameraman, and Muffy is ready to go all nigger-tits on his ass for it. Meanwhile, Arthur begins questioning reality.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Muffy C., Arthur R.
The Muppet Show Reboot by Duke 'The King' Nukem reviews
It happened.
Crossover - X-overs & Muppet Show - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kermit
Lucky Star Meets Donkey Kong by Duke 'The King' Nukem reviews
They do.
Crossover - Donkey Kong Country & Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Donkey Kong, Konata I.
Bag, That Was Swell by TDIGuy reviews
The adventures of Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch. This a really swell story, viewer discretion advised.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012
Katniss gets fat by teamjacobBTR1D reviews
Laugh yo head off. now has sequel!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Rue, Katniss E.
Dissonance by Les Rallizes Denudes reviews
Redwall's never been conquered.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010
CANCELLED by HyenaAA reviews
Hank Hill and his family don't know it yet, but they have been cancelled. But an evil entity wants to keep the Hill family cancelled, and sends out traps to make sure the Hill family, and the rest of Arlen, stay cancelled. This will take a while to end
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Pile of rocks sympathizes with dead dog by cornwallace reviews
The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sally, Amy - Complete
Grill like you mean it by Darth Leonhart reviews
It's the best, most accurate King of the Hill fanfic actually...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011
Nerutu the sanda nanja that was a foc 2 by Apologetic Physicist reviews
An existential look into the personal side of a bad crossover fic.
Crossover - Wrestling & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Umaga, Naruto U. - Complete
Insanely in Love by ALERT-PoisonedTampon reviews
The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
KoS by cornwallace reviews
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Sweet Phobia by Tha Kalligrapha reviews
Daffy Duck seeks vengeance in this loose adaptation of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill" saga.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Daffy Duck - Complete
Malcolm's Worst Day by Malkshake reviews
Malcolm has a very bad day.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Duckman: Forgiveness by SonicJordan reviews
Alternate ending to the Duckman episode: Where No Duckman Has Gone Before. Warning: rated T for character death.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Kamina die by Walt Disney reviews
Kamine die and Simon sad.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Simon, Kamina
iSnapped by Nuhvok01 reviews
Freddie: the loveable loser. Everyone thinks nice things about Freddie. Not any more. He has snapped and he is not putting up with anything anymore! Warning: very violent and gory. Freddie is very OOC in this.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S.
mind over matter by Sferic reviews
mario is f****d up.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
hence the rain by Sferic reviews
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Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Ambivalence by Respice Finem reviews
He never thought that his most hated enemy would be an inanimate object. After years of misinterpreting the phrase, he finally understood the saying ‘ignorance is bliss.’
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Arthur's Bad Day by Amazing Captain Awesome reviews
A horrible experience leads Arthur astray from God's love.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Don't touch the dead animals by cornwallace reviews
Like a love that couldn't last.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sonic - Complete
IcyHot by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A Zutara love epic. RxR plz
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Butters QuEEEEEEEEEEEEEzno's Incident by brokenxhearted91 reviews
butters gets horrific diarrhea from queeeeznos
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Ununoctium by GodOfWurstwasser reviews
THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR MEDICINE RATED M FOR RAPE, EXTREME VIOLENCE AND MISSIONARY POSITION!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sally - Complete
IT'S A ME, MARIO! by GodOfWurstwasser reviews
A tragic story, about an innocent little pipe, and a pipe molester. Read and review!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
Sequel to A Very Special Arthur by I love Michael Jackson reviews
I HATE it when people write a really good story and don't update. If people don't like me sequelizing their stories, they can kiss my ass.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
DW gets hauled off to the mental institution by I love Michael Jackson reviews
Want to know what happens after D.W.'s anger issues are finally confronted? OneShot. R&R.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
High Score: 1917 by Laszlo Korossy reviews
A Marxist critique of Tetris.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Horror from Beyond the Void by Fashionably Emaciated reviews
There is an ancient evil, and kirby is its name.
Kirby - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Gardenia by Fish the Impaler reviews
Pt. 1 of Persona non Grata. One blow ‘till he takes you down, one touch and they can’t be cured, one word and it can’t be stopped, six hundred and sixty six miles per hour . . . . A tale of terror, lust, and above all freedom.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,923 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Real Rugrats by Freebird87 reviews
The Rugrats they didn't want you to see. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Urine by Nitch reviews
Can kill.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Krystal, Fox M. - Complete
dizzy by Damned Elize reviews
because let's face it, people really don't deal with war that well.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Fox M. - Complete
The Fires of the Borderlands by Tha Kalligrapha reviews
An unlikely affair throws Daffy Duck's world into chaos.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Daffy Duck
00001 nigs up in this sh by Big and Black Niga reviews
My nigs up in this joint will show you that you dont have to be a bch ass nig to be DBZ you know what I meen you pusy nigs. gunit Im black you b word
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Krillin, Trunks - Complete
Descent into Darkness by Thrippa reviews
How does a man whose only goal is to help people live better lives end up nearly destroying the planet with the weapons he created to save it? A tragedy in the name of love. Completed.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,440 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Gerald R., Maria R. - Complete
Dream by Fish the Impaler reviews
[SatAM] Halloween contest entry, a heartwarming tale about religious faith and courage in a time of fear. Also it's a Ministry songfic. Warning: summary may be partially misleading.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Reflections by Catlett and Zacharus reviews
The Knothole Freedom Fighters awaken to find themselves in a strange prison. But where is Sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,979 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Stu's Bad Day by Leaky Underwear reviews
Don't get Stu Pickle's mad, he'll RAPE YEH.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Tommy P. - Complete
Harry Potthead by Draco Malfloy reviews
Just Read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gonna Have A Good Time by yorickjones reviews
Albert's a big, big man with a big, big heart but even he can't help one of the old gang who's fallen on hard times.
Fat Albert - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Pokemon: GAY? by Innerhell Jiyobi reviews
A short story about Ash learning the shocking truth about Pikachu and his pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004
thrust by Damned Elize reviews
in, out, in, out.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Badger badger badger by Psychic Jack reviews
For anyone who has seen the strangely addictive "Badger badger badger" flash movie, this is a more fleshed out story I made up for it.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2003
Crimson Rain by The Great NeoDragon reviews
Takes place within 'Legacy of Meta-Knight''s continuity. Upon committing a heinous act, Meta-Knight is forced to reflect on his life, destiny, and the monster he has become.
Kirby - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2003
Not Even a Moment by The Great NeoDragon reviews
(Anime) Meta-Knight remniscences about the one person that he loves yet could never have.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2003
SpongeBobs Happy Gay Day by The One outside ur Window reviews
Can Squiward be gay?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2002
Oh My God, Kill Them All by Throbbing Sausage reviews
An old woman once ate a Mango...
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/28/2002
Depression by Nyxity reviews
Depression
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
I Want Tomorrow by Witchwood reviews
A sad story of events that never took place, but in a way, a future Tails hopes for.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2002
Ryo-Ohki's CARROT MYSTERY! by Duo Kitty reviews
Ryo-ohki has lost her carrots!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2001
Arms Dealer by Tristan Palmgren reviews
A merchant introduces the concept of bullet weapons to Mobius at the same time that it comes out in the open that Lupe and a long-thought roboticized Freedom Fighter had a relationship in the past. The formatting here looks awful; better read at satamson
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2001
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Ushio Goes to The Smut Cave and Gets Grounded reviews
Guys, I think my Ushio is sick . . .
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2020 - [Ushio, Oboro] OC - Complete
Crab Collection reviews
Ushio and her friends enjoy collecting crabs at the beach during the rainy season with a Tom Hanks lookalike.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2019 - [Ushio, OC] Oboro, Akebono
Donald Trump's Second Bat-tacular Motorcycle Exhibitionist Adventure! reviews
The most steamy, sexy, realistic story of patriotism about the orange-tanned penis man, himself. Dressed as your favourite superhero and all fired up, you will be amazed by the cum you will shoot out from your holes after reading this amazingly hot, sexy, presidential, all-American story. Guest starring Emily Youcis as herself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2018 - [Bruce W./Batman, OC] - Complete
Bud Gets Castrated reviews
Title says it all he is gay in this and also Travis does it.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - [Bud C., Arthur R., DW R., OC]
Come Dine With Me reviews
Written as a request. A small dinner party, open to a select few, for just one night. One night only.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Peach, Yoshi, Birdo, Princess Shroob - Complete
How old is Ushio supposed to be? reviews
Seriously, I don't actually know.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2018 - OC, Ushio
Luigi and the Kuru Disease reviews
After an ill-advised late night snack, Luigi comes down with a terrible illness. Will he survive?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Luigi, Toad
Travis Goes to a Bar: A Love Story reviews
Travis and his wingman Luigi discover that they like it hot as they strike it up with a feisty barfly PAWG, gangnam bathhouse style!
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Binky B., OC
Respect the Pouch reviews
Or die.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2018 - OC - Complete
What Mario Saw That Night reviews
Some things are better left unsaid . . .
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Mario, Luigi] OC - Complete
Anus Bleeding Sonic—Hot Sexy Young Blondes reviews
Little sluts loved it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2018 - [Sonic, Knuckles] - Complete
Ritualistic Retards' Rebula reviews
A short story about Ushio's final mistake.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Ushio - Complete
Peter Anderson Plays with the 6th Destroyer Division reviews
In the past, Peter Anderson was about to make babies with Fluttershy, but then; he is isekai-ed into a brave new world! Will he survive?
Kantai Collection - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/20/2017 - [Akatsuki, Hibiki/Верный, Ikazuchi, Inazuma] - Complete
Alfred Alfer Kills Himself reviews
Arthur Read falls into a manic-depressive spiral over worshiping a racist cartoonist to the based beats of "Crazy Bus".
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Arthur R.
Kill Yr Dogs reviews
When the guest host for the latest episode of Dirty Jobs makes forced entry into the collective soul of the masses and hijacks the show, Mike Rowe has to figure out a way to stop it.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 7/26/2017
HaruhiXMikuru, the Way God and Jesus Intended reviews
OH MY GOSH!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Haruhi S., Mikuru A.] Yuki N. - Complete
Neo-dadist Arthur reviews
AND NOW BACK TO ARTHUR!
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2017 - Arthur R., Binky B., Molly M., Bud C.
Sub-dalton Cracker Skank reviews
America is in danger. Will Canada sanction the seven global narcotics and firearms trade embargoes in time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2017 - [America, Canada]
Hentai Man's Excellent Adventure! reviews
The ravenous, insatiable alter ego of Powdered Toast Man embarks on a grand journey to get laid in new, exciting, radically insane ways, no matter the cost.
Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2017
Holy Man reviews
A young woman rediscovers herself within Jesus Christ, as the handsome, bodacious son of the Lord rediscovers his own passion within her.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Jesus, OC]
SpongeBob DickPants reviews
This is what tends to happen to SpongeBob when he's high.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [SpongeBob, Squidward, Gary, Patrick]
The Trials of InuYasha reviews
In a last ditch effort to save his sanity, InuYasha leaves Kagome and the gang behind during the night. Little does he know . . .
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H., Kikyō]
Putrid Ninja Lovetoy reviews
Everybody's favourite Konoha ninja is treated to the night of his life by a gorgeous Canadian woman, but can he keep it straight long enough to get it on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Naruto U., OC]
Ben Joneses' Alt-Right Adventure! reviews
'Dis whitey got a baaaddd case of cat scratch fever, and he wants it baaaadddddd! Will he get 'da poon? Or will he git his azz beat by pozzed nullo eunuchs and chomos? Either way, Elwood's neva' gon' be 'da same no mo' . . .
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Jane R., Molly M., OC
Travis' Playhouse reviews
Alfred Alfer falls into Travis' Playhouse, where lots of good fun and bathing will look upon itself and wiggle all ten of its toes while smiling, of course. Don't wonder how the sex got there, in matter of fact. Guest starring the IJN destroyers Ushio and Hamakaze, for extra silliness making forced entry, in fact. Takes place after the cartoon Alfred's Playhouse, by Emily Youcis.
Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2017 - [Ushio, Hamakaze, OC]
Cars 4: Lightning McQueen Goes the Hemingway reviews
Lightning McQueen finds hot love on the open fields of indiscriminate passion.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/1/2017 - [Lightning, OC] - Complete
For Angelica Gets Ununoctium! reviews
What greater torment could a long lost prince experience in the face of endless war fought between pride and faith, immemorial? What of lovers, and the unloved? What of fighters, facing the unbeatable? Or the torturous circumstances that are inflicted upon the hardened and the weak, regardless? Simply put, what better way to reanimate a champion, then, with another champion?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Tommy P., Chuckie F., Phil D., Lil D.
Pushing Buttons - The Hardest Button to Button reviews
This is the story of Mario's guilt, and Luigi's shame.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2017 - [Mario, Luigi]
Burger World: Thy Flesh Consumed reviews
The dynamic duo unwittingly brings forth a grave, malicious evil to life, and their new friend must take responsibility for his corruption.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2017
Ushio and Them Take Off Their Bras reviews
Title says it all. Read and review this story please.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Oboro, Akebono, Sazanami, Ushio
WHERES DER JAZZLABELLER reviews
This has SOMETHING to do with the iconic YouTube bait jumpscare simulator about a brain damaged child and the pedophile cheese pizza monsters that love him, a little too much. If you squint really, really hard. Maybe.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Phone Guy, Mike Schmidt] - Complete
Ryan Dunn Rides the Porshe Lumberjack Bareback! reviews
Disillusioned with his life and career on MTV's Jackass, Ryan goes the way of the Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving and stars in his final stunt.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2016
Alfred's Pot Shenanigans reviews
Alfred plagiarizes everything he's ever done. Alternate fanfiction title: "Alfred's Pornstar StoryOf Rise of Fixed Alfred Christ's Destroyed Fvck!ng Playhouse 2"
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Lonelygirl15, Spoony Experiment]
ALREADDSFA reviews
This is the fanfiction of the ideals of Emily Youcis done poorly. This is not a normal fanfic. It's also a parody of all of the fanfics that I've made back around early 2009. Feebus.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Epic Rap Battle Of History, GameGrumps] [Markiplier, PewDiePie] - Complete
Kantai Castrations Love Collection reviews
An out of town dog finds himself in Elwood City, but things are not what they seem. A Japanese naval base has been founded recently, and silliness is making forced entry like never before. Will Alfred Alfer find true love and happiness, despite the odds? Or will the devilish circumstances and the siren's call of the Playhouse cause him to finally get fixed . . . forever?
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Arthur R., DW R., Buster B., N. Ratburn
Finn the Wigger reviews
Marceline won't let Finn see or touch her breasts anymore! Oh NOEZ! Da pot ain't good for her no mo', wigga boii! She gots new hookup wit sum GORL on the side! YOU CAN'T LOVE A LESBIAN, HETERO PIGGSHIEEEEEET!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Finn, Jake, Marceline A., OC
Harrison Ford - The Biggest Slut reviews
Harrison Ford desecrates the sanctity of Steven Spielberg's acting school with his sinful slut mouth. Then other things happen.
Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Indiana Jones, OC] - Complete
Sonic's Furry Chubby reviews
Rebirth of an old classic. Now with the correct pronunciation of Pokémon!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Sonic, Tails, OC] - Complete
Sexy Kenshin Sexy reviews
Here's the daily happenings of a bunch of butt monkeys that are not Himura Kenshin. Kenshin will probably never actually appear.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Kaoru, Megumi, Misao, Yahiko - Complete
The Man Who is Master of Propane reviews
You know who he is, and you know he will be KING. Don't doubt his methods and methods accessories. Ever.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Complete
Doug's Happy Adventures reviews
Doug's soon to be gigantic wang threatens the very world! Only two of the most powerful Squad Captains from the Soul Society can stop it!
Doug - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2016
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