Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide? (Up for Adoption... if your pen is nice)

There I lay with my back against the ground admiring the moon on my sixth birthday. Too bad I couldn't enjoy it since today is the day when I receive 'justice' once again. Oh great now I see a giant nine tailed fox..what could possibly happen if I approach him? Strong Naruto/Genin, New team seven. NaruIno. Slowburn. Arc 1 completed.

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Meet Luna Rosario a Latin girl with one goal in her mind and that is to add some Latin flare in Japan! Her dream is to Spice things up in Totsuki academy with her Latin flavor!

It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

Even when he was young, Naruto had the power, but lacked the control. What would happen if he decides that with his amount of power, he doesn't need control? The results of young Naruto's experiments with his ungodly amount of chakra take the Elemental Nations by surprise. And storm. But mostly surpise.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Twenty little facts I have in my head about the Naruto girls since they were done a disservice in the manga. Not canon compliant.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

When Shikamaru does a small favor for Naruto, the entire future of the Shinobi world is changed. Who knew something as simple as providing shelter could change everything? "There's no way I'm leaving you to sleep in the streets. You can stay with me, you damn troublesome blond." FemNarutoxShikamaru

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include proving I am not murderous cannibal, I dislike people who think I am murderous cannibal, I like people who don't think I am murderous cannibal, and my dream is to one day prove that I am not a murderous cannibal.

What if someone else got to Lore first and reassembled him instead of being found by U.S.S. Enterprise? A story of a blossoming friendship between a troublemaking teenage girl whose too smart for her own good and a sarcastic android whose full of himself. They realize they're not so different after all. Omicron Theta is their playground and it's just the two of them.

Ezra equates something from his old life with something from his new one.

How General Draven's opinions on Captain Kallus change from the ex-ISB agent dumped on his divisions doorstep, to a man who deserves what little love they get in their line of work. [Characters: Davits Draven, Alexsandr Kallus, Garazeb (Zeb) Orrelios, Cassian Andor. Pairings: Kalluzeb]

Kalluzeb proposal inspired by that one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean. [Characters: Alexsandr Kallus, Garazeb (Zeb) Orrelios, Hera Syndulla, Chopper. Pairings: Kalluzeb]

After many successful missions, the Ghost is overflowing with stormtrooper helmets, but Ezra refuses to part with any of them. Luckily, Sabine has a few ideas of what to do with them. Chapters include Possesed Helmet, in which Sabine and Ezra prank Zeb, and Birdhouse, in which the Ghost is invaded by a convor.

A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams.

(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina

Alternate ending to star wars rebel’s twilight of the apprentice. What if Kanan never went blind? What if Ashoka never disappeared? What if Maul joined the rebels? Find out here in the Dawn of the Apprentice!

Remember what the swords in Winterfell s crypts are for? When Jon and Robb played the ghost joke on their siblings, one of the swords fell off it s statue, releasing a supernatural menace who will make live on the castle much more difficult, outing some of our favourite Lord s secrets and making his fishy Lady s live hell. Ghost! Lyanna fic.

In an alternate timeline, Data is rescued by the Klingon Defence Force rather than Starfleet. How will the android do while living in Klingon society?

Tony Stark has a baby sister whom he raised after his parents died. She is his biggest secret and the proof that Tony has a heart. Now she's graduating. AU. Series of one shots. Let me know what you think.

Naruto gets turned back into a kid and it's up to Boruto and the others to change him back. Post Movie,so you don't have to worry about Boruto being a moody pre-teen. Possible Naruhina,in flashbacks. Possible Mitsuboru.

Hera takes Jacen on a trip to The Colossus station to see an old friend. [Characters: Hera Syndulla, Kanan Jarrus/Caleb Dume, Jacen Syndulla, Chopper, Aunt Z, Captain Doza, Griff Halloran. Pairings: Kanera]

The beginning, the becoming, and the present of Agent Kallus; the child, the street rat, and the girl that is Ezra Bridger. When Ezra accidentally forms a Force bond with the agent, their lives are suddenly dependent on each other. Add in space rogues, princesses, farm girls from Tatooine, and an old hermit, things get crazy. Fem!Ezra/Kallus, side-fem!Luke/Wrenga Jixton.

Aemon Targaryen is born with his father's violet eyes, causing Eddard Stark to alter the story of Jon Snow's origins. A multi-chapter AU story where Ned told Catelyn the truth and raised him as Brandon's son, meaning she and Jon formed a mother-son relationship. Focusing on all the Stark members and how they develop over time.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

A collection of 100 Wykken oneshots, exploring what happens when a hero ventures into a friendship with a villain without bringing any common sense and the shenanigans they both get into because of it.

Spencer Reid has to spend a month with NCIS while Tony DiNozzo takes his place as a profiler at the BAU. Is it a curse or a blessing for them? How can they fit in with an entire different agency and team? Set in the first season of both TV shows.

A note slid under the door of Sabine's door. Setting down her airbrush, she went a picked up the paper. The heading was "Rules of Paint". Sabine rolled her eyes and began to read. Or, wherein Sabine breaks every rule on the list. Complete.

Now happily married, Tyrion and Margaery must navigate the political machinations of King's Landing together. Cersei schemes for vengeance, the Dornish continue their plots and who really knows what Varys is up to... Jaime and Sansa have put their past behind them but what will happen when that past reappears? A sequel to Allies, Lovers, Friends and Siblings

This was not in Tony's resume as an Avenger, Shield had initiated the 'match' program. The program to give super humans like the Cap, Barnes, and Banner their ideal mate. Only problem was that if he let Shield run the program- they would only fuck things up. So it was up to him to find miss right. Izuku Midoriya, apparently was Miss right. Steve, Bucky, Banner/fem Izuku pairing.

Chopper Base has quite a few younger personnel stationed. When one of them gets the bright idea to host a Teens Night, Sabine rejects the idea outright. Unfortunately, Hera decides to make attendance mandatory for the younger Specters. Shenanigans ensue when Chopper decides to crash the party...

Even though Kanan couldn't see her face, he could picture the look of amazed skepticism on it, could hear it in the way she noisily set her armful of supplies on the small counter. "Really? Cookies? We're half-stranded on a frozen wasteland on the verge of Wild Space with the Empire maybe not far behind...and you're going to make cookies?"

When Boruto and Shikadai are approached by a mysterious, hooded man, they're sent 15 years into the past.

Kallus wakes up to find Zeb no longer in their bed and someone familair on their porch. [Characters: Alexsandr Kallus, Garazeb Orrelios, Ezra Bridger. Pairings: Kalluzeb]

This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing

As Zeb tends to Kallus' injuries, the pair have a discussion about the man's self sacrificial tendencies. [Characters: Alexsandr Kallus, Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios. Pairings: Kalluzeb]

Naruto has created a new and improved explosive tag. How will Tenten react?

Vizago meets an infamous pirate who has some sort of connection to Hondo. [Characters: Cikatro Vizago, Katooni, Hondo Ohnaka, Ezra Bridger]

Laura needs somebody to watch Gabby while she's on a mission with the X-Men, but everyone she trusts is either busy, dead, or currently evil. That leaves one choice she's not entirely comfortable with babysitting her "sister"- Sabretooth. This can't be a bad idea, right?

They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. A collection of short related chapters. (Sequel to Otokage)

Little Bra has something to show her Papa (aka where we learn how much of a softie Vegeta really is).

When Goku has an unfortunate accident, SHE is distraught. At Capsule Corporation, her efforts to reverse the turn lead to unexpected consequences that emerge after spending so much time near a certain Saiyan Prince who is affected by her current condition. Genderbent Fem!Goku

Very slight AU- Following the battle, Aunt Petunia arrives to deliver some shocking news to Harry.

One-shot. Naruto finally goes home after missing Himawari's Birthday. How will he make it up to his sweet little sunflower? Get ready for the feels!

Kakashi Hatake, once one of the most eligible bachelor in the country comes home to a beautiful blonde that's managed to soften and domesticate him. One look at his treasure and he turns into a hungry man. And boy, was he going to devour... This is a rather long and Absolutely SMUTty story. You've been warned! RolePlaying, M/Preg, Yaoi M/M, Kakashi/Naruto, First Fic,

Years after the fall of the Empire, Jacen Syndulla makes the mistake of asking for first date advice from his mother and Sabine. The two women recount the complicated and awkward history of Sabine and Ezra's many not-dates. This may not have been the advice he was looking for, but he will learn a thing or two about his family history...

One evening as Eli and Thrawn walk along the streets of Coruscant, Thrawn asks why so many human females wear battle paint. [Characters: Eli Vanto, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Mentions of Padme Amidala Pairings: Thranto, Mentions of Anidala]

Tony is sick and tired of gibbs letting him do all the work while tim and ziva do nothing so he decided to quit working for N.C.I.S and when fornell offers him a job at the F.B.I he takes it

Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. And his wife dared him to say anything stupid. He blinked his eyes and left, needing a drink or two. Fem!Naruto!

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

Five Times Ezra met a Force Ghost and One Time He Didn’t. [Characters: Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus, Depa Billaba, Mace Windu, Ahsoka Tano, Qui-Gon Jinn, Hera Syndulla, Zeb Orrelios, Sabine Wren, Hondo Onaka, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Kallus, Jacen, Rey, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Leia Organa, Han Solo Pairings: Kanera, Kalluzeb,Skybridger,Hanleia]

Severus Snape was nothing without his mysterious aura, and his trial was set on that day. Luna watches, takes notes, and speak out loud. Becaus there are things for which we should act for. And there are also things for which we should stand.

Instances of Ezra being a flirt. [Tags: Modern/Human/High School AU Characters:Ezra,Sabine,Luke,Jai,Zare,Bodhi,Leia,Han,Gooti,Mart,Jonner,Lando,Boba,Ketsu,Zeb,Kallus,Hera,Kanan,Wedge,Biggs,Sumar,Jyn,Cassian,Shara,Kes Ships:Sabezra,Skybridger,Leiezra,Hanezra,Jaizra,Zarezra,Gooti/Ezra,Bohdi/Ezra,Kalluzeb,Kanera,Hanleia,Rebelcaptain,Damerons Series: SWR Adoption AU]

The Uchiha were feared. (They shouldn't have been.) The Yamanaka aren't feared. (But they should be. Oh, they should be.)

Based on this little prompt on the avengers kinkmeme: Deadpool, Loki, Tony Others, Flaming Poptarts: SOMEONE SOMEONE SOMEONE HAS TO DO THIS! I could not resist! So, here is my little oneshot: Horror of the Flaming Poptarts!

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

A collection of various drabbles featuring Hanare and Kakashi.

After an accidental fire on the rebel base, Hera starts to question the readiness of her crew. Seeing no better solution, she conducts a suprise fire drill and...well...things don't go as planned. I own nothing.

"What shall you name her?" Jamie asked softly. Cersei gave no sign that she heard him. She remained as she had been, silently gazing down at the babe held to her breast. Cersei's fingers played over the wisps of dark hair that graced her firstborn's head, while a strange expression fixed his sweet sister's features. Uncertain, Jaime hesitantly offered, "Alysanne, perhaps?"

Kotetsu had always been a rather... Special guy. It was only (unfortunately) foreseeable that he'd react like this when he was faced with who was his soulmate. But, really, he couldn't be blamed. Who would have ever thought his soulmate would have been the Hiashi Hyuga? Rare Pair! One-Shot! Soulmate AU! Kotetsu/Hiashi (KoteHia?) Sort of Sequel to Understandable and Unforgettable.

Sakura is sent back in time, except things didn't turn out the way they planned it to be. Never mind that she's almost a decade early, WHY IS SHE A CAT? [Time travel, featuring Sakura as Tora]

"When is it okay to get a dog for someone with out there permission?" Daisy asks herself while laying in bed. After one very eventful day.

"Daisy!" Jemma cried out with an affronted look. "A human being is not a gift!" Or when Daisy brings Jemma a very unusual Christmas present and Jemma might be fine with it after all.

AU Hanare is a sassy kunoichi big on attitude and short on attention span, good grades, and long-term relationships. This year, though, she's put into the remedial training program - with none other than Kakashi as her sensei! No risk, no reward unless old friends get out of a rut in this feel-good oneshot. KAKAHANA / AU / OOC / LEMON

"Kakashi-sensei! Stop brooding!" Kakashi sputtered, "Brooding? I wasn't brooding!" In which Naruto bullies Kakashi into raising sunflowers, and Kakashi can't say no to someone who looks so much like his late teacher. One-shot.

Naruto gets a part time job at the Yamanaka flower shop, much to Ino's annoyance, however will working with her fellow blond open up new paths in life? Naruino, fluffy, awkward, crushes, and all the fun stuff of working in a flower shop!

POTENTIAL INFINITY WAR SPOILERS WITHIN. Loki narrowly escapes the Black Order's clutches after giving up the Tesseract, and his second order of business is setting out to fix the problem he was forced to help create. Upon arriving at Earth, he doesn't get the warmest reception.

PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS!. PUNS TOBIAS (FOUR) LIFE!

Based on this prompt: Loki never found out his paternity. Everyone thought Thor would marry Sif. Instead he chooses Jane. Odin decides to appease Sif's parents (who expected her to be queen) to marry her to Loki.

Hyuga Hinata, a seventeen-year-old teen, finds herself living with the Namikaze Clan, after collapsing in front of their complex. Follow Hinata as she lives with Konoha's most infamous gang and possibly fall in love with the head of the Namikaze Clan. How will Hinata possibly keep this a secret from her peers when the boss decides to attend school with her?

"Only Diamonds can cut Diamonds, and everyone else was Metal." After the disaster that was the mission to the Land of Waves, Sakura Haruno decides she's done being the weakest member of her team. Vowing to take her training seriously, she will receive help from the unlikeliest of sources and will form bonds stronger than anything.

*Spoilers for Thor Ragnarok* Where was Loki when he was falling through Doctor Strange's portal for thirty minutes? Apparently, Jane and Darcy's apartment.

Jaune instead of unlocking his semblance at the initiation, he unlocked it at a younger age and well. His semblance turned out to be the soul of Zabuza Momochi, and well let's just say that just because the Swordsmen of the mist don't exist in this world doesn't mean he won't leave a legacy of them in Jaune. (On Hiatus for a while)

Adagio - A tempo having slow movement; restful at ease. Coming to terms with ones feelings sometimes is nothing more than a build up of small moments. KakashixOC

In which Mamoru doesn't understand why he is there, Minako and the girls are determined to pin this on him, and Usagi has no idea what's going on. One-Shot September 2017- Prompt: Write a scene that starts with the words, "I have nothing to apologize for."

Kakashi thinks that the cause for Naruto's awkward boner is Sasuke but is very amused to find out that Naruto's affections were always directed at him.

The Ghost suffers a collision with a certain YT-model freighter, and Hera's angrier than anyone's ever seen her.

Tattoos weren't common in their world. Granted, she wasn't common in their world.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Follow Maka and Soul as they are thrown into a school of rich high school kids—Ouran Academy, to be exact! See how they navigate the school trying to track down a witch that has violated the peace treaty, whilst keeping their secret, especially when they come into contact with a group of gorgeous boys! Set after the manga; Regular updates. I AM GRACIE FULLBUSTER, DON'T REPORT ME!

There's a heat wave and nobody's sleeping. The crew starts picking on each other. Zeb, Sabine, and Ezra get kicked off the ship. Kanan and Hera don't say "I love you." Things are perfectly imperfect.

What might have happened if Ilvermorny had been part of the Triwizard tournament. (Borders on crack, not a serious story)

When the Kyuubi attacked, Mitarashi Anko's family was killed. Hiruzen, knowing that she would be able to sympathize at least a little with Naruto as he grew, asked her to adopt an infant Naruto. Raised by, as a Nara would say, one of the most troublesome women of Konoha, he is much more socially outgoing. Adventure/Romance/Humor.

After being ripped from his brother's side into the deadly embrace of his once allies the Chitauri, Loki manages to escape back to Midgard. A twist of magick has him not only landing in Midgard, but right into Jane and Darcy's backyard. Proof that the Norns have a sense of humor after all... Collab with TaleweaverNLM from dA! Rated M for dialogue.

A series of One-shots centered around the shenanigans that occur when the five kages are out of their element. So much crack... Rated T because of Jiraiya

Sabine's cleaning out her things. Ezra makes the mistake of expressing his surprise at learning she uses "girly" things. The Mandalorian happily sets him straight. Elsewhere, Kanan and Hera evaluate her use of a certain cosmetic item meant for lips. Cover art by Lorna-Ka.

Needing some alone time, Kanan and Hera send the kids out on a "special mission." The ill-defined parameters of this mission lead to unforeseen consequences.

Bulla Briefs looks like a carbon copy of her mother, and her behavior often matches it. But there are moments when she reminds everyone that she is also Vegeta's daughter. When her first date stands her up, she reminds everyone who her father is. One-shot.

"Is he… meditating? Isn't he heavy?" Sabine questioned, leaning up against the doorway and crossing her arms, looking down on Kanan and Ezra. She'd probably been right before- Jedi training must have always been this weird to watch as an outsider, if strange things like this were any kind of example.

"Tell me Sakura have you ever done something sinful before? Don't you know adventure taste better when it smells like danger." Kakashi is hell bent on showing Sakura how a Goddess like her should truly be treated, if only he could steal her away from a certain Uchiha. But what's this? The Uchiha is throwing the party of the century, this could be the moment he's been waiting for!

Vegeta shares a moment with his newborn daughter. (Set after the events of episode 83 of DBSuper.)

Hermione has been teased her whole life. She thought it might go away when she went to Hogwarts, but it didn't. Then someone sees past everything to her. Drabble. (Hermione/Viktor)

Every magic child has a first bout of accidental magic, and being the daughter of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger hers was bound to be especial

Fairytale AU. The dragons' prophecy proclaimed that only a noble knight as brave as a lion with a heart as clear and pure as the first snows of winter will rescue the princess from the tower. The problem is, dragons have an entirely different idea of what comprises a 'noble knight'. Princess Hermione learns this the hard way.

A morning rush which leads to a weapon mix-up, what would happen when Ruby take Qrow's weapon by mistake?

Naruto hears some words from a giant fox who acts more like a conniving cat (co-author Wonderland-Chic).

No one ever said making plans was Harry's strong suit. / Marriage-Law fic written for the 2016 SSHG giftfest on lj. Post-war one-shot where Severus is alive.

For the record, Zeb had always thought that rooming with the kid was a bad idea.

Fugaku severely underestimated what Mikoto would do to protect those she loved and cared for. And what happens after Mikoto adopts Naruto.

When Kakashi and Sakura finally get it on, Kakashi wants to keep it secret, at least for a little while. "LOL no" says the universe. Prompt: Walk of Shame/Stride of Pride for KakaSaku Week 2016

"The circus," Kanan said flatly. "You want us to go to a circus?" / aka the one where Kanan & Hera save one of the kids from a circus

Series of one shots about Genma Shiranui. Recent update: Genma does many jobs as a ninja of Konohagakure, but there is one that he enjoys more than any other.

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

My name is Osaka Naru and I want to share with you what I know about our world.

Wizard and Archmage Rorek, alongside the Dread Dragon Malchior, have been training Raven and Kyd Wykkyd in the event of the upcoming fateful day that was foretold. But will it be enough? SEQUEL TO "Even Villains Have Honor".

Kyd Wykkyd has witnessed second-coming rise of Trigon, and need's Raven's help! How does this have anything to do with Kyd Wykkyd's past? Who are the First Lords? Please Read and Review! Warning: A lot of Gore and adult situations! If you are squeamish, don't read! COMPLETE!

Do you remember that bird Ruby presumably killed during initiation? Yeah, that was Uncle Qrow.

One Shot. Mamoru has been studying all the time lately, and Usagi is not happy about it. How will she make sure he pays her some attention?

The first night of winter in King's Landing and Queen Cersei Lannister feels restless. Apparently, she isn't the only one who feels the same. (Set in a Post Season 6 AU wherein Jaime brought Brienne back to King's Landing)

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

Tsukino Usagi was betrayed by those she thought she could trust. Taking her little brother, Shingo, along for the ride, she wished for a change-and she got it. Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto has only a few protectors in the village; only a few would hesitate to cause him pain. It has caused him to develop both a mask and unparalleled strength. They meet, and the world changes-forever.

Left alone to babysit Bra, Vegeta takes a trip to the convenience store with his little girl, but things take an unexpected turn, when a mugger enters the scene and threatens the store owner, at gunpoint. Cover photo illustrated by @tkgsize on twitter!

Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.

When the rain sends Naruto and Kakashi inside, Kakashi is surprised, horrified, and far too interested in what happens next. He's a sensei...he can teach. Shameful (shameless?) PWP KakaNaru! slash warning; Now with smutty chapter 3!

Shikamaru tries to get the sixth hokage, Kakashi, to finish some late paper work. Only Kakashi's brain is away on the path of life. One-shot.

Not everyone realizes Kakashi is a cat person as well as a dog person, but he is. So when he finds an adorable pink kitten, he goes all OOC and a cracky fun fic happens. KakaSaku, if you squint.

The real reason the clans didn't help a young Naruto

Sarada grew up knowing a big strong dango fairy was there to protect her. But her parents don't know who that dango fairy is. Will they be able to find out? TRIBUTE AND BIRTHDAY FIC FOR OUR FAVORITE NII-CHAN!

Orochimaru and his followers have to lay low and Kabuto gets bored. He turns to unusual methods for entertainment; namely finding ways to mildly annoy the snake sannin. Some strong language. No pairings. One-shot. Crackish.

Bulma is feeling strangely useless. She tries to figure out what's wrong, when Vegeta makes a strange suggestion. Now COMPLETE

The story how our beloved Akatsuki ended up with their 'trademark' cloaks. WARNING: for cursive language, you can thank Hidan for that.

Once you are a genin, you are deemed old enough to learn the facts of life. Oneshot

A short oneshot character piece. Just an excuse to write with these two. Jiraiya and Tsunade have tea together and reminisce about good and bad alike. Sake was for forgetting, tea was for remembering. She didn't want to forget a single thing about him.

White Zetsu is bored and plays a prank which results in the unthinkable. Crackfic.

Eight-year-old Sakura attends a birthday party with a goal and succeeds. An ItaSaku one-shot

She was the daughter of life. He was the lord of death. Based on the Greek myth of Persephone.

The Avengers forgot to check their calendars. Loki is living at the Avenger's tower, and it is April Fools Day. No one expects Bruce to turn into a kitten. One Shot

Sixth Hokage Kakashi is at it again- refusing to work and shunning any who attempt to make him do differently. In a desperate attempt to coerce the Hokage into doing his job, the Calvary is called in-in the form of his wife.

With the Emperor seemingly gone and the remaining Imperials on the run, all seems peaceful once more. Jedi Knight Kanan Jarrus, along with his most trusted companions, is sent to Lothal, where Imperials have been running the planet, so that he can help free the people of the Empire's tyranny. While on the planet, Kanan meets a strange boy. A boy named Ezra Bridger. Au!

Money is an expected price for food. It's an expected price for anything. But in your shop, the price isn't money, it's a smile. (In which a soaking wet boy with dull blue eyes enters a ramen shop and learns that a smile is worth more than any money.) A short one-shot.

Jaune becomes a manny for the Xiao Long household. "It's a shortcut for male nanny"

Naruto writes to the mother he's never known.

This is a How Naruto Beat Story, but with a different flavor to it. Naruto and sasuke face off at the Valley of the End, but something happens that brings down terror upon the Uchiha. Rated T just to be overly safe.

Zeb is Specter 4, meaning that he was the first of the "kids" to sign on to the Ghost, before there were impressionable teenagers to worry about. Anyone else get the impression that he met Kanan during a bar fight...?

Naruto wakes up on his birthday feeling unloved and lonely. He wakes from his sadness to find that he has more than one friend who loves him dearly. One-shot! Enjoy!

It's Father's Day in Konoha and one Naruto Uzumaki feels left out. He had never had a father his whole life. He seemed to realize that he wasn't the only one without a family to call his own.

Everyone knows how Naruto's mother and father had died the day of the demon attack but what if Minato had an adopted sister? Meet Namikaze Hayashi, who leaves the village after she is told that Minato's child died. What will she do when she arrived back and sees a mini Minato? Raise hell of course! Please read and review!

Parker wants to pet Eliot's hair.

Every year since he was three, Naruto has woken up on his birthday to find a note and a little present, and he's always wondered who it is. He finds out fourteen years later, when somebody quite nearly bleeds out on his carpet in the middle of the night. (gen. really late bday to Naruto)

Kakashi is becoming distracted on missions, is it really just the scenery or a certain pink haired kunoichi? Kakashi proposes a deal, and Sakura finds out just how perverted Kakashi and his Icha Icha are. Will she stay and play his games? And what is in that box in the closet?

When Orochimaru knocks Naruto unconsius in forest of death, the unexpected happens. Naruto meets his past life himself. And he is something that you would not exepet.

At the age of 3 Naruto is imprisoned after the death of 46 Civilians and 17 Shinobi. Left to his own demise for 8 years, how will this affect the world and himself? Smart/Strong/Grey!Naruto Picture Credit : aikaxx

One-Shot for NaruHina Month Day 1 "Anniversary": She told him that it was a very special day to her. As they both take a walk through the snowy forest, Naruto wonders what the heck happened on that day and why it was so important to Hinata.

Clint really, really likes this bar. So what's he to do when some dick is making unwanted advances on a pretty brunette? He can't just let it stand, he's an Avenger! But he sure doesn't want to get thrown out of the bar, it's within walking distance of the Tower!

The Ghost crew picks up on a few of Ezra's strange quirks.

Hyuuga Hiashi would NOT lose his cool. Or so he told himself, anyway. Cheesy and short drabble.

As if being mortal wasn't bad enough on its own, Loki catches the flu. [fluffy FrostIron OS.]

Theoretically, JARVIS was only a computer program; but 'theoretically' and 'practically' weren't the same thing. Especially not to Tony Stark, who'd been blowing past benchmarks since the day he'd built his first circuit.

Kushina needs to knock Minato off the high horse Konoha has hoisted him on, even if it isn't getting to his head. So she decides, to beat Minato, she's going to need to make a new jutsu. Minato did it, so she can too, ya know!

Twenty truths about the Rookie Nine.

You can't be a genius at everything.

You'd be a fool to cross Natasha Romanoff at the best of times. But when she's just off a mission and has got a snack and bed on her mind, you really should try not to cross her. One-shot. By Ariel of Narnia.

Eliot Spencer thought his brother was dead. Jake Stone thought his brother was dead. Both are being confused for the other. Will they ever realize the other is alive? One Shot for now. Might make a Two Shot.

How the Avenger's Civil War should end.

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")

Megumi never could have predicted that her terrible day would end so well, thanks to the kindness from a certain Aldini boy. Isami x Megumi. Fluff. One-shot.

I think the title's pretty self-explanatory... Please R&R!

Tumblr Prompt - "Sabine adopts a loth-cat" Short little family fluff drabbles, gen no pairing.

Bones and Booth play Clue; Bones deduces that the board game is wrong. Quick ficlet for the summer hiatus.

When Naruto and Sasuke meet Edward and Bella. ONESHOT. Warning: Crack! OOC.

Loki sticks Coulson in a pocket dimension after joining the Avengers, and now they all have to go in and find him. And it won't be easy- Loki's got a lot of junk in there!

When their agents are kidnapped and rescued two months later, Melinda May and Phil Coulson are charged with the task in taking care of their team. Unfortunately, these agents aren't the agents Phil and Mel knew, they were lab rats. To an experiment that has turned them into the scariest thing...kids!

Months after the battle between Loki and the Avengers, Natalie McKenzie (OC) finds the god on her living room floor. Not recognizing him, she takes him in. That is, until Thor crashes through her window and grabs Loki, starting a chain of events that will change Loki and the Avengers for the better.

What exactly is the Force? Well, Kanan and Ezra both have their unique ways of describing it... though a certain Padawan prefers to use props to deliver his message instead of just words.

Usagi Tsukino has a painful romantic past and unsure future - but one thing she knows is she wants Chibi-Usa to be born. To make sure that happens, she'll have to confront her heartbreak and spend the night with the man who still haunts her dreams - her only love ... and the reason for her heartbreak. Updated every Friday.

May's pregnant, but she doesn't want anyone to know, so when Jemma starts suspecting something, naturally Skye steps in to take the fall. Now everyone thinks it's Skye who is pregnant, which is going to be a problem when all Jemma wants to do is give her a scan.

'Cause we all know whose going to win this fight...right (Don't read if you love Twilight)

Tony has a sudden revelation and a fanic attack during a press conference. [Brief, but I hope it's funny.]

One Shot: After a particularly rough day Natasha decides to unwind in peace with a quiet smoke, although she is later joined by her virtuous Captain and she wonders whether he really approves of a woman smoking. Affectionate teasing and flirting ensues, leading Steve to finally pin-point what makes her so appealing.

Mamoru gets caught in a compromising position. Drabble.

Dimension travel fic! Kanan wished so many times that Ezra could've lived in the temple, been allowed to grow and not fear using the Force. Ezra and the others all deserved so much more than the cards life had dealt them. Never had he believed that he and the others would get that chance. Switched over from Clone Wars section! On hiatus due to writers block!

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

Sometimes all it takes is a good punch to clear the air. Or to be more precise, a fist to the jaw. Tony Stark would know. One-shot, canon AU.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

A tale of Sansa and Tyrion's growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them? Based solely on the show, I have not read the books. *Show Spoilers* Picks up during S3E8 Second Sons, right after they return to their room from the wedding feast.

Captured and held Prisoner in Otogakure, Sakura is forced to wed Kimimaro Kaguya against her will. With enemies around who will kill her at any chance, her only solace she finds maybe her husband. KimiSaku. Read and Review please. Rating may go up.

Small conversation between Loki and the Doctor. Oneshot.

Kallus couldn't exactly just out and out say, 'Somebody stole my facial hair'

A school project of making a father's day card turns sour when Bra decides not to follow the teachers instructions.

The soul mate revelations aren't an exact science. Some people get the name tattooed on their wrist within days of meeting, some get it years before. Some people get it sometime after knowing the person. In those cases it usually popped up within half a year. Jaime had known Brienne for five months when he noticed the black script imprinted on his wrist.

Rebels-era. There's a thief on the Ghost, and Kanan is the only one bothered by it...in more ways than one.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Wesley Evans stared at the television, enthralled. The television was currently covering the Battle of the Moon. It was interesting, Wes noted, but only mildly interesting. Or at least he thought so until it was his brother's face was on the screen.

Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.

Thor brings Loki back to earth for his protection against the angry Asgardians, but under a spell that makes him younger when he uses magic. The Avengers relocate to Stark tower until the demigods return to Asgard for Loki's sentencing. They can fight together, but can they live together? And is redemption possible for any of them? Staring Loki, featuring the Avengers and Pepper.

Just another One-Shot of a What-If-Story. Takes place after the dreaded chapter 614 and after The Avengers (2012). Just read and enjoy. Oh, and I'm bad with summaries.

Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

Soul Eater Evans, secrets revealed as you're taken deeper into what life was like growing up in the Evans family.

Howard Stark's point of view of Tony's childhood, his capture in Afghanistan, and his transition to becoming a hero.

Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.

Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.

Being the children of a traitor isn't always easy, but then again you can't choose your family. Yet, sometimes you can make something of it. Rated T for safety. Post-Avengers.

As Tony's trust in his team grows, he tells them one by one the truth about the most fragile part of himself - the arc reactor sitting in his chest. Teamfic.

Those who study Data tend to look down upon him. But when the cybernetics conference is held aboard the Enterprise, it's the perfect oppertunity for Data's friends to prove that he's more than a machine. Standard disclaimers apply.

Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...

Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.

Aboard the Helicarrier after capturing Loki, the Avengers get a visit from Hela Lokisdottir who reveals that not everything is black and white and that even the best people are flawed. ONESHOT.

A terrorist decides to test the limits of Tony's kindness. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." R&R

Penelope reconnects with her sister. Part 3 of 12 for Twelve Days Till Christmas 2011.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

"What does fun mean?" Gaara vowed to never ask Naruto aboout that ever again...

How Data met his cat, and an explanation of some of Spot's quirks. I don't own a cat, so if any of the cat behavior is inaccurate, I apologize. Standard disclaimers apply.

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

Booth and Gibbs decide to have a competition over who is a better sniper.

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

And just who said that only men can be the strongest? Rated for language and violence.

Reid loves the Pokémon theme song. No lemon, pure fun, very hilarious if I do say so myself though.

Title pretty much says it all.

Hand to hand combat, ninja versus vampire. Kakashi or Edward Cullen. Who'd win?

Grell has just found his parents and invites them to England so they can actually meet. For the first time EVER. This can't possibly be good when his parents hate each other, but once they see their son how will they feel? Who are the parents? Just click!

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Reid spotted Hotch and Jack's photos at a pet store and its not because of a good thing. No...so here's Hotch story of why their photos were there. Team fic.

Reasons why Naruto will always be better than Twilight. Co-written by Takeo Moramushi Warnings- language and suggestive coments, and the continuous mentioning of Kakashi's books

The team spends time in Vegas. Spencer sees someone from high school and shuts them DOWN. Rated T to be safe.

Team 7 are waiting for Kakashi at the Bridge. Naruto's a complete idiot. Sakura's in major girl pain. And Sasuke's... Sasuke. :DD Humor. Slight Sasusaku.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

See that M? Good reason it's there Just a little bit of a tribute to such a beauitful couple.

Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.

SoulxMaka one-shot. Maka's mom figures out her daughter's weapon is actually a boy, and is also living with her in her cramped apartment, she decides to pay them a little visit. Will she approve of Soul?

A random debate between the Winchesters, the Cullens and the Blacks about who's universe has the better vampires. Basically bashing for amusement. I don't own anything, just my random dreams. T for mild language. Might be extended later.

Sakura discovers Kakashi's method of summoning dogs, and Konoha is never the same again. KakaSaku. Fairytale contest entry. Oneshot.

What SHOULD have happened a LONG time ago. And you all know it. Takes place right after the "Paper Cut Incident". Short oneshot.

Spencer Reid babysits his godson Henry overnight, while Henry's parents JJ and Will attend a family event. A few days later he faces humorous consequences at work when adorable photos of he and his godson make the rounds at the F.B.I.

Dean Winchester could relate to Edward Elric, maybe more than anyone, definitely more than most. FMA/SPN crossover. Rated T for language. One-shot.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

According to everyone in Konoha, Kakashi is a failure as a teacher. But Naruto doesn't really get it. Fluff. KakaNaru. Oneshot.

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

McGee checks his email. Set during and immediately after Twilight, so spoilers for that.

There are times when Chiba Mamoru hates his life. This is one of them.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Princess Serenity, the most feared princess of all ... why? Well, let's just say she is a mischievious one and scared of most of her suitors. Now, Prince Endymion comes into the picture ... is he the one that can convince her that not all men are bad?