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Joined 06-20-04, id: 613853
Author has written 7 stories for Saiyuki, House, M.D., and Law and Order: SVU.

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nothing to see here...just another closet case fangirl...lol

thanks to everyone whos reviewed, i really appreciate it

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Hungry? by shacky20 reviews
Nick gets caught looking at Greg's ass and Greg wants to share his lunch with Nick SLASH Nick-Greg pairing
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005
In Sangria Veritas by Rostand reviews
Jude gets dumped again, Jonesy gets fired again, so the obvious solution is to have some sangria and watch Wyatt play the Green Room. The fun starts the next morning.
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
RedHanded by Lady Veantirme reviews
Coauthored by the brilliant DovieLR. On a dare, Harry and Draco break into Prof. Snape's chambers, but get more than they bargained for! RemusSeverus, HarryDracowell, sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
A Challenge a Day by Katling reviews
This is a series of ficlets written for the housefic50 and fanfic100 challenge prompts. They are all HouseWilson and range in rating from K to M but will be rated M overall.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 240 - Words: 205,246 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Stuck in a moment by Chrliii reviews
One night, House finds himself locked in the hospital. But he's not the only one there. HW slash, because I absolutely think they belong together...hum I've got a plot now but it's still basically just romantic fluff and hopefully a bit of humor..COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Yaoi? by nimblnymph reviews
Why does EVERYONE think the Saiyuki boys are into yaoi? Read and find out! Episode 19, a request from Crimson1! Thanks very much!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,369 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
Without by Fading Grace reviews
House without his pills and booze is annoyed. House without his Wilson is... nothing. HouseWilson. It's kind of angst, romance, and humor in one, but then, so is he. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My Only Love by Lady Syttea reviews
Wilson is at an unsure moment in his life. He's fighting several different issues at once. The pending divorce with Julie, and strange new feelings for a colleague. One can only wonder what to make of it. Be gentle! It's my first fic. XP
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Fighting by TVJunkie1013 reviews
HawkeyeBJ pairing. SLASH! A continuation of the episode Commander Pierce.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Truth in Sarcasm by samuraiheart reviews
Drabble response to Challenge 28: Heart at house100. Implied HouseWilson slash. Cuddy and House discuss Valentines.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A Quiet Night of Strangelove by Neena Varscona reviews
All Wilson wanted was a quiet night. What was he thinking? HouseWilson. Dialogue only challenge fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Idle Hands by TVJunkie1013 reviews
HawkeyeBJ pairing. SLASH! Idle hands are the devil's tools...
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2006 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Mm, Chocolate by cloak of nettles reviews
An evil little oneshot about Wilson's love for candy and how House exploits it for...er...evil. Hee.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
House Needs a Fix by mytwogregs reviews
House has run out of his happy pills. He needs Wilson to write a new perscrition. That's about it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Loose by evila-elf reviews
What happens when House has too many drinks and shows up to work? Slash!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
GLORK! by cloak of nettles reviews
In which the ducklings discover, in various frightening ways, what House really does with Dr. Wilson. Funny. Slashy duh. Read!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2005 - J. Wilson, G. House
Jolt by Xanderific reviews
HouseWilson fluff without a whole lot of plot. caffeine and kissing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/14/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
News by Xanderific reviews
Wilson gets a letter. House gets antsy. HouseWilson fluff. yay!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Look Over Here by Xanderific reviews
based on 30kisses. House and Wilson fluff with no plot. cute though.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/14/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Guess Who's Sleeping in Your Bed by Rennie51 reviews
House is determined to find out who Wilson is sleeping with. Wilson doesn't want him to know. House Wilson Slash. Chapter 3, now posted with revised dialogue. Chapter 4, the conclusion, is also posted.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Tie? by Riverflame reviews
HousexWilson implied slash. 'You interrupt my soaps to tell me you have a tie? Do you have a death wish?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Addictive Poison by Rysha Jaganshi reviews
The Sanzo party are continuing their journey west when they stop to take a break at a village in a forest. While there they run into a female that wants Sanzo and is going to do what ever it takes to get him. Yaoi content. 3x9 & 5x8
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005
Pink Elephants by Rennie51 reviews
I received a request to post the slash version of 'Pink Elephants'. House forces Wilson to discuss a painful event. HouseWilson slash. Slash changes begin in Chapter 3.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2005
Scandalous by littlegirlintheshadows reviews
The Sanzo Ikkou go clubbing while in a village on a mandatory stop. What's brewing? Sanzo's temper that's what's brewing. Sanzo X Goku
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005
Promises by littlegirlintheshadows reviews
Are promises meant to be broken? Or are they halfmeant? Goku answers Sanzo about their promises to each other.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005
Thoughtful Thursday by Houddy reviews
This is the sequel to Freaky Friday, or prequel if you go by the days of the week. Either way, House is gifted with the ability to read the minds of those closest to him, with some rather interesting results.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Expose by Josef Von Perriwinkle reviews
93, 58. It was always Goku that lusted after Sanzo, long before Sanzo even realized it.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2005 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Conspire by Kalimyre reviews
Greg knows the universe is out to get him. There’s no other explanation. Preslash.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Greg S., Nick S.
Five Days a Week by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
Five ways in which the Duckings didn't find out about House and Wilson. HouseWilson with additional loosely implied pairings. A Five Things story.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2005
Sunstroke by amaltia reviews
Beware of the effects of the sun! Sanzo falls asleep in the sun without heeding Hakkai's warning... and has a strange dream. Or is it a nightmare? Warning: mild yaoi (39). [Completed]
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Sweet by CuddlyFruit reviews
SLASH! Wilson feels guilty about his relationship with House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2005
When Harry Ate An Ice Cream Bar by suckers love reviews
HPDM SLASH. PWP. On a hot day in Hogwarts, ice cream was served. Everyone took a bowl except for Harry. He took an ice cream bar. NOW UPDATED! Something extra too. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sins One, Two, and Fifteen by TheNewMoo reviews
WARNING - SLASH. (But not too bad.) House - Wilson. Wilson has a bad day, dealing with another divorce, and House is there to pick up the pieces. One shot - COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
Instinct by Hallucination reviews
Desire and repression in the safety of an inn. [39] Finished.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2005
When a Lab Rat's Bored by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Greg is BORED, so he makes a poll to amuse himself, the results cause admissions from a few of our CSI's GSR & WC Complete
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
The Bookworm Closet Creeper by Mister Cellophane reviews
Ron is locked in a closet with Hermione. What do they do for fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Courtship of Catherine Willows by Wintertime reviews
Greg has a crush, Sara has a plan, Grissom is confused, Catherine is wooed, and Nick and Warrick are singing mice extras. In a manner of speaking.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/28/2004
Partners by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
Fin and John have an argument.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - O. Tutuola, J. Munch - Complete
Bottoms Up by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH Snape and Lupin wake up the morning after and find they share an odd inclination. SS-RL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Fun at Water Land by BabyDonut reviews
When Naruto and the gang go on a field trip to water park, it doesn't exactly go as planned. Naruto keeps playing pranks, Sakura tries to get Sasuke, and Sasuke is looking for the guy that messed up his snowcone. Did I mention Kakashi is a chaperone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Oh by Amaris Ethne reviews
The morning after the men of CSI get hopelessly drunk. R for implied slash and swearing (use of blasphemous language and the F word) Wrote it during a lecture. Please R & R.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2003
Revenge of the Geeks by Michmak reviews
A continuation of Semper Ubi Sub Ubi – Nick and Greg get their revenge on Sara and Catherine. Sara gets even with Grissom.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
The Journey into Yaoifangirl Land by Kanzeon reviews
Very, very badfic. Mutilated myth and cliché. Implied yaoi. Fic Status: Finished.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 5/18/2002
Welcomed to the Mile High Club by Crazyangel1 reviews
What could lead Sara and Grissom to squish themselves into a tiny airborne bathroom? CHAPTER TWO!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
It Happened One Night by vigirl reviews
Grissom and Sara have a little...heart to heart - G/S
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2002
Hand in Hand by Rainedrops reviews
A story of Sakura and Sasuke on Valentine's and White Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Complete
Animated Conversation by Michmak reviews
Warrick, Nick and Greg babysit Lyndsey one slow night at the lab
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/22/2002
HALLOWEEN by Michmak reviews
Catherine helps Sara chose the perfect costume for Halloween - will it have the desired effect on Grissom?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2002
Of Moths And Squid by MintaMeeta reviews
Sara drags Grissom to a cooking class where odd things happen. Warning: Character death. Even though he isn't important, we thought we'd let you know.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2002
Finn's Thanks by Nymph Du Pave reviews
Slash: Munch/Finn - Thanksgiving Fluff. Finn's thinking about what the day has brought.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2001
Rise & Fall by Nymph Du Pave reviews
Slash: Hee, hee. At least I *think* it\\\'s PG-13. Anyway, more subtle [yeah, right] humor. Uh, 350 words, so it\\\'s kinda too short for a summary. Again. Please just read and enjoy :)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2001
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Drabbles reviews
Just a few MunchFin drabbles, mostly fluff, one angst and the occasional refrence to Homicide and the original L&O. Warnings of slash and bad words, other than that enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Ring around the rosy reviews
Warnings of angst and ooc inner monologue. The idea of this stroy woke me up and smaked me around until i wrote it down.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006
The untitled cowboy crack fic reviews
HouseWilson and a little CameronChase in a Cowboy AU. Total Crack. Inpsired by a random prompt.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House
Christmas and the end of the universe reviews
HouseWilson fluff. The ducklings get christmas presents, Wilson looses his virginity, House has uletior motives and Cuddy likes her some slash. Did i mention its complete fluff?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Breakfast reviews
Just a little HouseWilson fluff. Inspired by a prompt i found...somewere....Can be taken any way you like, enjoy! Oh and a cookie to those who find the MASH reference.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Inanimate jealousy reviews
Humorous house wilson fluff, from an odd point of view. Inspired by a challenge i read somewere....
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005
Airplane reviews
Just a little sanzogoku fluff. Take it however you like.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005