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Joined 06-20-04, id: 613863, Profile Updated: 11-18-09
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Detective Conan/Case Closed.

Location: In the house with the tree by it

Age: old enough to be a mother (which is, I suppose, anyone over the age of 12, but lets disregard that)

Oh the joys of College! Its not overly hard (I have my high school to thank for that...) but it sure is a lot of work! I will continue to update whenever I can, but I can't promise anything :(. Thank you to everyone who has read my stuff, especially the stuff that I wrote/started in Middle School and now have to deal with and make it...well, good.

Off Set of Detective Conan: ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Wizards in Muggle School: ON HOLD UNTIL THE END OF MARAUDERS IN THE FUTURE

Marauders in the Future: Next Chapter (26) on the way.

A list of some of my favorite books that I recommend to any one and everyone (most of which are series):

Harry Potter, Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Pendragon, Drangon Riders of Pern, No One Noticed The Cat, The Wizard of OZ, Farie Wars, The Lost Years of Merlin and its companion The Great Tree of Avalon, Through Wolf's Eyes, The Lost Pyramind, or anything else by Jake Lindskold; Angels and Demons (series), Artemis Fowl, Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica, Twilight, (yes I'm one of THOSE), The Dresdren Files, 1984 and anything else by George Orwell, anything by Franz Kafka...

Some manga that I still read on occasion (most because I loved them before, and still do):

Azumanga Daioh (funny and veryy random), anything by Clamp, who I love so dearly; Demon Diary, Detective Conan (cased closed).Magic Kaito, Dragon Knights, Fullmetal Alchimest, Hana-Kimi, Naturo, Sailor Moon (This series got me into manga, let alone its a classic with BEAUTIFUL artwork), Satisfaction Guaranteed, Trigun, and Wolf's rain.

And finally, a few reasons why I love my (sometimes oh-so intelligent) friends:

Words of Wisdom : If you want to live longer don't run into parked cars.

Fact: If you sleep on the moon, you will get taller

"Its like "its ok if you fall; you won't crack your head open"
"At least they're thinking of you."

"That's my pocket, not my ass..."

"But seriously...itn't London in France?"
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"No comprendo English"
"You do know you just said ‘I don’t understand English’ in Spanish, to a German?"

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"I really want to throw something...OH NO I MISSED MY MOUTH!" (food goes flying)

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"They talk like…Jefferson!"
"Jefferson has nothing to do with the Civil War.""My mom doesn't let me ride in limos with drug dealers."

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The Case of the Girls Night Out! by BGlanders reviews
Schoolyard adventure! A grandiose scheme! Mysterious notes and Phantom Thieves! A completely canon and decidedly Detective Conan fanfic featuring excitement, humor and deductions galore! Completed.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,244 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 4,571 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Forever: A Harry Potter Prequel by October Sky reviews
Before Harry, Ron, and Hermione there were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 135,274 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2004 - James P., Remus L.
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Sasuke, Sakura, naruto and the inu gang by SaNdEr-ThE-rUbBeR-bAnDeR reviews
Konoha village has been destroyed. Team 7 are the only survivors, what happens when they meet up with the Inu gang and go on a quest to destroy Naraku?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/25/2004
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
What Naruto Wants by Angie-chan reviews
Rated mostly for later chapters Naruto gets struck by lightening and can suddenly read minds! Keep in mind that this is supposed to be stupid, so don't flame about the stupid mind reading idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 4/23/2004
Little kid by manzanita reviews
Kaitou Kid has a little problem and Shinichi has to deal with another victim of the Apotoxin.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Teaming Up by Angie Child reviews
Kid is being hunted down by his nemesis. He gets seriously injured and needed helpand it would mean exposing his real identity to Kudo Shinichi. PART 11 UP
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Conan Cookies by Imaginator reviews
Cookie equals short, pointless scene cooked up from overexcessive consumption of Conan that make no sense whatsoever. Please R&R!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
SC's Lovely Lovely Drabblets by Summercloud reviews
Random Magic Kaito Drabbles. Chapter 8: Akako and Aoko watch a certain CLAMP anime.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 2/3/2004
Citizen Kaito by Magic Kaito reviews
He said one word: Fish. Can Shinichi and Heiji decipher this statement when the one who said it won't even talk?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Kaito K. - Complete
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Doom Song reviews
Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious? This is a parody of Harry Potter fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P.
Not who he claims to be! by AllieSkittllez reviews
Ok, Harry's gone back in time, is teaching defense, trying to save the world from future death eaters that are trying to stop the 'problem' (Harry) before he's even born, and he's got a lot of "problems" Plz, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,324 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/8/2003
Toki wo Koeru by harukakanata reviews
Neji and TenTen are up for some chaos when they are transported to the world of Inuyasha! How will they get back to the ninja world? NejiTenTen. Rated PG13 to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Special S Rank Mission by SqueeGoblinNabob reviews
The "Rookie Nine" are now 19 and the 6th Hokage is Naruto. Shino, Neji, and Sasuke are all put on a team, despite their being Elite Jounins (or better). Naruto had a special mission in store for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Marauders and Lily as KIDS? by Summerkins reviews
A freak Potions mishap causes the Marauders(minus one) and Lily to be rejuvinated into thier 6 year old selves...what will happen during thier year as 6 year olds at Hogwarts? Who knows? Plenty of Humor is expected ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
The Marauders And WalMart by Celestial Chick reviews
One beautiful day, James and Sirius find Remus looking in the lingerie department of Wal-Mart. Set in their 6th year. Its a really funny story, please read and Review! Ch 8 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 3/24/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Fruit Salad by Link and Luigi reviews
An unlikely quartet performs an unlikely activity. Yummy yummy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
The Letter by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Whose Line is it Anyway with the Marauders by BlackFox84 reviews
This is another Whose Line is it Anyway with the Marauders but its really good. Chapter 9 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
The Marauders vs The Toaster by Letishia reviews
The Marauders are trying to use a Muggle toaster, they seem to be having some issues. CHAPTER 3 NOW UPDATED! THE MARAUDERS TAKE ON A CAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004
EAT ME by rawr879 reviews
Shippo's the cute abandoned fox, staking out in a lone alley living in a cardboard box. To get Kagome to take him in, he asks Inuyasha to make him special signs. Its too bad, of course, that Inuyasha happened to 'mispell' a few words...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/26/2004
The Pancake Monster by Calsita reviews
Sirius is a pancake monster. James is hiding. Peter is, too. And poor, poor Remus is... well, can't spoil the ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2004
Naruto Blond Jokes by Miss Esa reviews
Naruto and Ino are blond, so why not tell some blond jokes about them. Poor Naruto I don't like to make fun of you, but it is just way to easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Random Nonsense by Firestorm2004 reviews
Random stories that wouldn't go away, so I wrote them down. There is no particular order, and they usually aren't connected. Be careful, some of them may kill you laughing! Remember to Review!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2004
And Many Happy Returns by Ysabet reviews
Written for the OnlyOneTruth List third anniversary contest. Hakuba Saguru doesn't like birthdays very much, and for very good reasons... Very strange fic including references to underwear, handcuffs, chandeliers and dreadful taste in jewelry.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2004
My Little Inuyasha by fetchboy84 reviews
Something strange happened to the Inuyasha crew and now Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo have the opportunity to help a certain dogeared child through the trials of being a hanyou.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,315 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
The Marauders go Shopping by Angela Gray reviews
The title says it all. The marauders go to a muggle shopping center.. PG for mild violence... kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What would the Marauders Map Say? by Finicky Hobbit reviews
The infamous guide to Hogwarts has already insulted Snivellus. How will it apprehend and baffle anyone else who crosses its path?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2004
Fruity Saruman by Fluffy's fangirls reviews
This fic is a one-shot. We hope you enjoy it and please review. We found this idea very amusing. Well enough of our babbling. ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Saruman - Complete
Elementary My Dear Conan by Hung Nguyen reviews
-CC:SH 22nd Century crossover- Conan Edogawa has always idolized Sherlock Holmes and uses him as inspiration in his detective work. However, Sherlock is only a fictional character and they could never meet... could they?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - M. Sera, Shinichi K./Conan E., OC
Moonlight Hotel by CocoCatz reviews
The story is reaching the end------but how will Shinichi and Kaito escape the burning mansion? Ran and Aoko waited patiently for their return, even though Heiji and Hakuba said they are dead----- I am also going back and improving the old chapters! 0
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,952 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 11/17/2001
Moonlight Shadow by Reily Yuy reviews
PG for now. AU. Kaito goes missing and the Kaito KID seems to have vanished too, leaving Kiseki on her own. Meanwhile the Black Organization is still out looking for the Pandora Jewel. So what does Conan and Ran have to do with all this?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Harry Potter And The Awful Randomness by Tree Frog Dude reviews
Harry Potter is a wizard (DUH) and he discovers the secret of the awful randomnes. And something about a stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
A Travel Through Time by kokopuff reviews
Harry recieves a mysterious box that take him to the time where his parents lived. Now, he is their DADA teacher, and to top it all, Sirius AND Ginny had arrived! UP: Ginny gets hold of Harry's boombox... Can Harry live up to the rather pink humiliation?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,426 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Fortune Cookies of Doom by Lil-Hellraiser reviews
Harry Potter and friends, Ron and Hermione open a fortune cookie at dinner and are thrown back in time to the years of the Marauders! What chaos will they go through? And will Voldemort EVER find his golden toilet? CHAP. 10 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,457 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Drabble Attack by Icka M. Chif reviews
Various short stories of exactly 100 words. Have a bunch of of them floating around, so figured we'd post them. Now Up: 10 New Drabbles.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Things I Hate about You By Remus J Lupin by Jedi Solo reviews
Lupin writes a poem for Sirius Black--while he is sentened for the murder to Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Crazy Aunty Icka Strikes Back by Icka M. Chif reviews
Continuation of the other 'Crazy Aunty Icka' series. Short comedic stories with no continuing plot line. Now up: Pirates and Ninjas
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
User Manual for Remus J Lupin by Luu Alita reviews
Congats on your purchase of the REMUS unit! Please read the User Manual so you can get the most out of your very own Defence Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Remus L.
The Real Marauders by JaxDepp reviews
What happened before the Boy Who Lived? And meet the REAL wizards behind the Marauder's Map and all the mischief at Hogwarts..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
The Life and Times of Remus J Lupin by Paris Toward Troy reviews
The life of Remus J. Lupin, from birth to the end of OotP. The bite, his childhood, his school years, his return to Hogwarts and everything in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Remus L.
Paranoia by Dragon Mistress reviews
Moody makes the creepiest, strangest enemy ever. My shortest story yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Alastor M.
Remus Lupin: The Missing Years by MovieFan747 reviews
What happened with Lupin between the Potters' deaths and his arrival at Hogwarts? This is my take on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Remus L.
Where Wolf? aka Run, Remus, Run! by aikakone reviews
Harry's annoying, Ginny's temperamental, and Hermione's opinionated. So how does this all lead to our favorite Weasley "puppy sitting" her old Dark Arts Professor on the night of the full moon? Warning: Werewolf nudity!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2004 - [Ginny W., Remus L.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter for Dummies by Spasmodic dust bunny reviews
COMPLETE Harry Potter is a wizard! Wow, says Harry. Now he is happy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
Crazy Aunty Icka's Short Snack Breaks by Icka M. Chif reviews
Continuation of 'Slightly Strange Short Stories'. Cookies are short, sweet stories, like a ficcage snack. Now up: Guess Where They Are?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Remus & Severus, Loss of Albus's Keys, & Pokemon by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Relative Truth by Becky Tailweaver reviews
When your highest goal is the pursuit of the truth, what do you do when you find out your whole life is a lie? Kudo Shinichi must face the mystery of his past, but its secrets may shatter all his hopes for the future. And what of Kaitou Kid...?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,937 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002
Remus' white room by LadyLorinda reviews
What happens when Remus Lupin gets controll over poor Minnie and sends her into a white room? And also, as if that wasn't enough, her puts other HP-characters in there too! Rated G for now, might, but just might, change for future chapters... R&R, plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002
Mixed with Black by Icka M. Chif reviews
A series of un-related exploratory fics, each named after the colours in the Magic Kaitou character names. Final Chapter up: The Rules of a Kaitou.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002
Lord Thingy by Icka M. Chif reviews
*slight spoilers for book 5* Lord Thingy? Really, couldn't have Fudge thought up a better name?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Voldemort
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
AIM Crazy! by Kaito Girl reviews
The Conan cast find out about AIM... and BECOME ADDICTED TO IT! So what happens when they ALL get together for a chat session? UP: Interviews! And Gin is very dangerous...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
Lilys Downfall by Kevin3 reviews
The only thing worse than this Marauder's parody is..... well, I don't think 6 billion years of history have anything on the mind-numbing stupidity of this fic. (Come on, you know you want to read it now!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fic Surfing by Icka M. Chif reviews
Grab your remote control and prepare to surf thru random Detective Conan scenes!!! Makes no sense what so ever! We're up to #5... wow...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/4/2002
Total and Utter Nonsense by Dom the Fantabulous reviews
Way too many Fairytales on my part. Little red riding hood with MWPP! YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Crazy Aunty Icka's Slightly Strange Short Stories by Icka M. Chif reviews
Short stories that are too long to go into Fic Snips, but too short to just post on their own. Mostly comedy. New: Day at the beach. Or not...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
CinderLily by Dom the Fantabulous reviews
An A/U... basically the cinderella story with Marauder-era characters... R&R please... :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Day in Hell in the Life of Remus J Lupin by FairyTale reviews
Lie low at Lupin's for a while'. Only Dumbledore never asked for Remus' consent when he uttered those fateful words. And Sirius Black surely isn't the world's easiest flatmate. For Eva
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sirius B., Percy W. - Complete
Creamed by Icka M. Chif reviews
The Kaitou Kid. Nakamori and his Men. Lots of Pies to go around. Now if only their aim was better.... ~splat!~
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2003
Harry Potter and the 6 Endings of Doom by Kevin3 reviews
Harry Potter seeks deliverance from the 6 most horrible story endings ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
The Marauders and The Sorcerer's Stone by hpfreak20011 reviews
The Marauders get their hands on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone!! *chapter 5 up* NO FLAMES! PLEASE R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002
Snow White and the Seven Weasleys by Dragon Mistress reviews
My take on "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". If you're expecting anything that even *resembles* sanity, you won't find it here! *Featuring the return of Snape's Bubbling Cauldron Of DOOM!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2003
Severus Remus Sirius and a Muggle Game by Carrie Pettigrew reviews
Severus, Remus, and Sirius play a Muggle game. Sorry for the bad summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
Rite of Descent by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Life With Voldie by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
How Voldermort finally ruled the world by Shiroi Ai reviews
Actually the title is "How Voldermort finally ruled the world....except Hawaii." but it was too long^___^;;...*written to relieve stress and completely PWP* so read it and find out how..and review too!!!Puh-lease?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Harry P.
Kagome's Diary by Onitna reviews
Just what is says. Kagome's diary. Extremely humorous. If you're looking for a good laugh this is it! Actually, written by Alablast but he gave me permission to post it. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 11/24/2002
Up A Chimney by Icka M. Chif reviews
Christmas Morning: It's not about waking up and finding gifts under the tree, it's all about the warm fuzzy glow that comes from discovering the Kaitou Kid is stuck up your chimney.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2002
Just another Potions lesson by Shiroi Ai reviews
Watch what happens when Neville snaps during a Potions lesson. Please r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2002
But What About Ron by Kevin3 reviews
A little fluff piece which pokes a bit of fun at all the HP/HG pairings out there (Don't get me wrong - I'm still a fan of them, especially the Psychic Serpent)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Snape's Bubbling Cauldron of DOOM by Dragon Mistress reviews
Draco finds out Snape's biggest secret. What is it? And what will it do to his enemies? And what will happen to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
James Lily Sirius Remus Peter and Voldie by SpotsOnYourNose reviews
PG13 JUST IN CASE!!! What happens when the Marauders and their enemies all get together to watch movies? PG13 for INSANITY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
Nightmare on MarySue Street by Kevin3 reviews
Hehe, the idea for a Mary-Sue Parody fluff hit my head! Come on - Read It! You know you want to! (NOTE: It really doesn't have anything to do with Nightmare on Elm Street)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G.
The Marauders HairCut Service by MasterofVoldemort reviews
Just a normal prank in the life of the Marauders. Sirius gives the Gryffindors haircuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
Roadtrip Around the USA by Link and Luigi reviews
Kagome decides to take her friends on a tour of the United States. About...15 minutes into the trip she realizes that it wasn't one of her best ideas. Don't forget to play "Where's Sessho-Maru?" and note the NUMEROUS cameo appearences!!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 127,678 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002
Trick Trilogy by Icka M. Chif reviews
Sequal to 'Game Trilogy'! First off: a new player is added to the Game! Next: Playing with Dolls! And finally: Heiji vs The Kid! Beware the holy mackeral!!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
Traveling with Magicians by Icka M. Chif reviews
-Can be dangerous to your sanity! Aoko and Kaitou take a little trip. Now if only they can get on the plane!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2002
An Attempt To Annoy Remus by General Touchstone reviews
A ficlet I thought was funny at the time that I wrote it about Sirius being the exact opposite of his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Battle by Icka M. Chif reviews
"Of course, you realise this means war." Conan informed Ran. -Don't let the name fool you, it's just some silly WAFFy fun with our favourite mini-detective!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2002
Inuyasha Blanket Scenarios by Icka M. Chif reviews
Did the first ever Inuyasha Blanket challenge while high on Ny-quil and don't remember typeing it. It's mush. ;b The rest of them are pure comedy and a lot more fun! ^_^
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2002
Hiccups by Icka M. Chif reviews
Hiccups + Magic = Bad for Kaitou's class!!!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2002
Game Trilogy by Icka M. Chif reviews
Game Over: Conan and Kid have a talk. New Game: Heiji dresses in drag. Card Game: a Poker game between friends. And Conan's Magic Trick!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
Harry Potter and the Uncommon Cold by Icka M. Chif reviews
Or Voldemort resorts to Biological Warfare. *achoo!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2002
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2002
Day in the Life by Icka M. Chif reviews
An ordinary day in the life of Inuyasha. All times are approximate. *grin*
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2002
A Friendly Bite by kaydi reviews
Remus has always been careful. He's never bitten anyone in his whole life. But what if, once, just once, he slipped and attacked someone. And what if that someone was a friend, someone close to him? One of the Marauders?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2001
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Founding Trails reviews
The story of Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin, how they met and how they lived their lives. Covers their childhood, Hogwarts, and beyond. Warning: Violence and death in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Godric G., Salazar S.
Lets Talk about Sexand Fanfiction? reviews
A not-so original plot: Ron has finally done "it"-and the Gryffindor boys have a discussion on it. Harry goes on to prove he is the most experienced of them all! warnings of hinted slash and major parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P.
A Slytherin's Word reviews
Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts after HBP and talks to a very unusual spirit…NOT OC! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Salazar S. - Complete
Marauders in the Future reviews
James, Sirius, and Remus find a door that takes them to Harry's time where thay learn along with Harry and his friends, but what happens when staying to long starts to change the past? HIATUS-BEING REWRITTEN. Updated chap. 1 through 5!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,358 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., James P.
MonkeyFace reviews
Harry said that Salazar Slytherin had a face like a monkey…but did he really? Well…it was all thanks to Godric.One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Teitan Kindergarten reviews
AU The main casts of DC and Magic Kaito are in kindergarten! A bit of craziness with our favorite detectives, thief, and their girls. What happened to all the crowns and just where is Aoko’s mop? Oneshot
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Marauders are Like Toy Soldiers reviews
The song Like Toy Soldiers with the infamous Marauder gang between lyics. DarkSirius! Oneshot, song fic.Rated for Eminem's colorful language. Nothing is mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Wizards in a Muggle School reviews
Volde is thought to attack James, so he needs to go under the WWPP Dumbledore lets him take a friend, along with the prefects. So, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius are sent to a muggle school. Light LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - James P.
Seriously Sirius reviews
James Remus Sirius first incounter. James has an odd time beleiving that Sirius' name is, in fact, Sirius. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Off Set of Detective ConanCased Closed reviews
The Eposides written my way.. kind of. everyone knows about whats going to happen and everything... read it and You'll find out. OK? It's really funny
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
Remus Got Run Over By a Seeker reviews
The Marauder's twist to Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Or James's, Sirius's, and Peter's Christmas prestent to Remus. one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Chinese Fortune Cookes reviews
Kogoro, Ran, Hattori, and Conan go to a Chinese resturant. One shot fic.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete