Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...

After a near death experience, and meeting a certain Youkai sage, Hailey Potter, the girl who lived, finds a new family in the mysterious residents of the Yakumo household. Hogwarts is not ready for this new breed of Snake, who cant even be called human anymore (Genderswaped Harry, because a male protag in a touhou story is ridiculous, they don't even look good in floppy hats!)

Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

A single intimate night together... and it lead to so much more. Follow as Team RWBY dive into a relationship none of them could have imagined, trying to make sense of their new situation, as well as deal with the reactions of the people around them. All the while facing White Fang drama, family secrets, and most devastating of all: homework. Pollination, with no Enabler.

Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.

After a delusional Sauron is defeated, he is sent to Equestria to be "rehabilitated". Refusing to believe he did anything wrong, he decides to "fix" Equestria instead. Absurd skulduggery ensues. Contains some Silmarillion elements. Takes place after Season 4. Continuation of "Sauron Did Nothing Wrong".

Roman was washed-up, at an all-time low, reduced from a gentleman thief on the front page of every newspaper to a glorified thug beaten by a 15 year old girl. Well, no more. Roman is going to reclaim his glory and prove to everyone that this old dog still has what it takes to be the best, or die trying! Poor Neo just wishes her adoptive father would pick a safer mid-life crisis.

Ochako Uraraka is wracked with grief and guilt over the ending of her fight with Himiko Toga. However, it's not because she failed. It's because she's not Ochako Uraraka.

RWBY! Or is it? Many of your favorite and main characters have been swapped! Who's who now? Yang as the little sister? Ruby as the older sister? The Immovable champion? An energetic ninja and his lethargic viking friend? Who knows! So many of the characters are different! Follow this new take on the series and get ready to talk about a role reversal!

The Crusaders are returning for their second semester at Hogwarts. You can look forward to a nice quiet and relatively uneventful experience. Well as uneventful as magic allows, anyway. Their presence has not already caused a wave of chaos that shook the magical world to it's core. You can't prove anything, so it never happen.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Himiko Toga fell into unconsciousness as she desperately tried to save Ochako's life, expecting to lose her life that day. She never expected to wake up.

Izuku was born with a quirk, just not the kind of quirk he wanted, or the kind that was liked by those around him; now he has to find his place among the heroes, with a curse that seems fit for the darkest villain. Rathed M for graphic descriptions, dark humor, and possible romantic stuff.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Catherine Potter dreams of things that should not be - a Paleblood sky and the distant screams of a being not quite dead, wrested from its mother's bloodied grasp.

Salazar Slytherin stole a strange artifact from another world. Now, centuries later, Harry has a confidant in the form of said doll...Ranni the Snow Witch. And when he gets conscripted into the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry has someone he can turn to...

Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.

Defeating the Angels. That is NERV's purpose after all. But, it turns out there is more to them than NERV once thought. An AU rewrite of NGE, with elements from the Manga, Rebuild and even some Video Games. Comedic and Serious in one. Story is quite appropriate for anyone, although some things might get a bit sexual later on, as such, is recommended for 13 . (Mainly with Ireul)

There are things out there far worse than the Angels. One of them has taken notice of the Events of Tokyo-3 and has machinations and plans of his own. He is Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.

Arcane Fanficion. Caitlyn and Vi decide to expand their little family. The only issue is that someone has to tell Jinx. Alternative Summary: Vi and Cait have a baby and Jinx has to be told she's going to be an aunt, which is not going to be an easy conversation for anyone. Vi is hopeful though, she has to be, no chance Jinx isn't going to find out.

5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.

Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)

Izuku Midoriya was a strange boy, quiet, skilled, half-cut with blood, as all the best Hunters are... and determined to become a hero. A Hunter may be a Hunter, even in a Dream, but what about in a school full of heroes?

My name is Harielle Potter, and today I faced Death and made a decision that changed everything. Now I'm lost with my least favorite professor and eleven unhatched dragon eggs in an icy wasteland with no way to get home. And, oh yeah, I may have turned Snape into a dragon, who is very much not happy. But that was to save his life, so a thank you would be nice. - SLOW BUILD -

Qrow Branwen has long stood alone as the guardian of humanity against the various insane cultists and monsters that seek to bring destruction. Now however, he must make an unlikely alliance to protect a young champion who will prove key to defeating the darkness that comes.

The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.

Instead of leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka stays and is present for the fallout of her master's fall to the dark side, the fall of the Jedi Order, and the rise of the Empire. But rather than trying to turn Anakin Skywalker from the dark side, Ahsoka decides to help him destroy Darth Sidious and take over the Empire. As a Jedi. They always were better as a team.

With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?

Roman Torchwick just wanted to joke around with a hooded girl who thought he was a hunter. Honest! He didn't think that it'd backfire so badly and land him and Neo a place at Beacon, let alone did he think that he would somehow become the HERO of all things! What kind of sick, twisted world do we live in anyways? This is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew!

Because only Mina could come up with an idea like this...and drag Izuku into it.

What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem

Allen Walker has managed to avoid the wizarding world for the past fifteen years, but when an old friend asks for help who is she to refuse? Book 1 of the Monochrome Series. WARNING: Fem!Allen, Noah!Allen, PokerPair, OOC and blatant disregard for canon. Rated T for violence. (REWRITE ONGOING, NEW VERSION TO FOLLOW)

In the aftermath of the final battle of Tokyo-3, three intact Rei clones are discovered in a hidden room of Terminal Dogma. What will become of them? Inspired partly by Neon Genesis Evangelion -ANIMA-.

During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

They thought he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But a Portkey misshap merely sent him through the cracks of reality. Now, as Voldemort gathers his forces, and the Ministry sticks its head in the sand, Harry Potter returns from a future in another world...and he's brought NERV, as well as his girlfriend Rei, with him...

The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.

Or how one little girl inadvertently brought two people together.

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

In celebration of Deku's upcoming marriage to Uraraka, the guys wisk him off to a bachelor party in fabulous Las Vegas. What started as a exciting night however, turns into a morning of disaster, with a trashed hotel room and a missing Midoriya. In Japan, they are renowned heroes of justice. In the US, they're just a bunch of idiots who couldn't handle Vegas. "The Hangover" parody.

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

Izuka Midoriya has taken up her Hero name and begins working to surpass her father, All-Might and become the Number One Hero, facing off with the Hero Killer, the Eight Precepts of Death and the man that cast a dark shadow over her life; All for One. Sequel to The Immortal Hero: Phoenix

Nagini resigned herself long ago to life as a snake. She never dreamed that she would have the chance to walk again - until she met a most unusual wizard.

Wizarding Britain is in uproar. A thief goes about stealing items and leaving a message. The Daily Prophet is keeping everyone up to date on the latest heist.

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

9 Year Old Quirkless Girl Izuka Midoriya is kidnapped by villains and held captive for a year. Saved by All-Might, Izuka is discovered to have a Quirk that gives her the power of a Phoenix, including returning to life after being killed. With All-Might and the U.A Teachers guiding her, Izuka will become not just the Symbol of Peace, but the first Immortal Hero!

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

Death Eaters kidnap Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Champion, to bring about the resurrection of their Dark Lord. Unfortunately, someone else has a different plan... Companion story to "Inside Woman"

Rose Potter hates being human. With the aid of magic, she sets out to change that. COMPLETE. FemHarry.

The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?

Written for a writing contest. Deku investigates some rumours about the League of Villains, only to find himself at the mercy of Himiko Toga.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

The City of Guilds is a place full of danger and intrigue. When a veteran Azorius Arrester is tasked to investigate a high profile murder, he stumbles upon a conspiracy that goes deeper than he originally thought. Now it falls to him and an unlikely ally to ensure that justice will be served.

Ampeels, a species of 'inquisitive' predators. To be inquisitive, they must have some intelligence. It turns out they have quite a bit of intelligence indeed.

Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…

Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.

(That's what they all say, isn't it?)

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

A short little one shot where Harry receives help from an unexpected source.

Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Complete. May didn't set out to catch legendary Pokemon... But somehow she still ended up with a collection. (ORAS-based, humor)

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

There are far-reaching consequences for everyone when Ino doesn't befriend Sakura as a child, not the least of which occurs when Sakura's two personalities disassociate from each other completely. With one convinced she's worthless and the other determined to prove otherwise, they'll have to find a way to live and fight together if they want to survive. [Eventual InoSaku].

Steve had a friend once, a long time ago. MoD!Harry. Oneshot

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.

How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.

Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)

Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

One would think that after second year, Hermione and her friends would stay away from Polyjuice Potion. Hermione and her Boyfriend don't, and end up with a problem. Established Harry/Hermione. One-Shot. Complete. See Challenge at end of story.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Witches of SHIELD #3. Iris & Hermione go to New Mexico to help Coulson investigate a strange object with a familiar energy signature. Little do they know that Gen. Ross already has a base there and is still looking for Iris. Despite Iris not being able to use magic for now, they get caught up with an exiled god, a desperate scientist, a mysterious benefactor, and an ancient crime.

During their training trip Jiraiya and Naruto end up at Jusenkyo where they meet with Ranma and Genma. Due to what happens at the Pools of Sorrow, they agree to team up so that Naruto can learn taijutsu from the Saotomes and Ranma can learn chakra control from Jiraiya. Different-Spring!Ranma. Cursed!Naruto. Cursed!Jiraiya.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

6th year AU. Dumbledore messed with Harry's family even more than anyone suspected. Ginny discovers that she was born Guinevere Potter. Harry discovers that, in a twisted system, the power of having multiple houses to his name is undeniable. He sets out to turn this twisted system against itself; and maybe restore the nobility of the former kings. Harry/Luna/harem, dark

Uzumaki Naruto is the transmigration of Kaguya rather than Asura. An early encounter with Zetsu has her coming into her inheritance early. Starts at the end of the Mizuki encounter. Fem!Naruto with multiple bloodlines. No pairings. Hinata replaces Sakura on Team 7.

After Sauron is defeated, the Valar put him on trial to answer for his crimes. Still convinced that he was in the right, he is rescued by an unlikely savior with an impossible plan. Contains Silmarillion elements. Prologue to the Reforged series.

Part 2 of "Witches of SHIELD." Sequel to "Death of Natasha Romanoff." Reunited with Hermione Granger, Iris Potter has taken back her name and is using magic again, but can Iris maintain control or will she become worse than the foes SHIELD sends her against? Will she and Hermione be able to help Iron Man stop the Hulk, the Abomination, and Ivan Vanko? AU; fem!Harry; femslash

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea

"You just violated every law of physics, including conservation of mass!" "...You're sitting next to a god, and I'M the weird one?" Ginny just wanted a break from the aftermath of the second blood war. But when her "prime tourist spot" (thanks, Hermione) is destroyed by a homicidal robot, she goes alongside the Avengers to save the world. Someone has to! Ginny/Pietro, others TBD

Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".

We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.

What happens when you take the greatest bounty hunter the galaxy has ever known, two of her greatest arch-nemeses, and stuff them all into a 300 sq. ft. apartment on modern-day Earth stripped of their outstanding qualities and power armor? Obviously, you get flying objects, personal space issues, and a slice of hilarity to top it all off. Full summary inside.

In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.

Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!

We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Leah imprints on a stranger.

Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...

Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?

Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".

Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr

AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.

Since the end of the war, Dudley has wondered about his cousin and the world into which Harry disappeared. He is given an unexpected second-chance at the world of magic and its inhabitants. Is he ready to face magic again? Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley. One-shot.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.

Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...

A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.

When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.

Magic was a wonderful thing. Magic was a terrible thing. Both statements were true. No one knew that better than Hermione. And her only wish was the wonder of Magic would never leave the heart of her best friend.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

For all her life, Louise was looked down by her classmates and family simply because she couldn't cast a simple spell. However that all changed when she made a summoning and ended up in the world of Fairy Tail. Now Louise will learn many new things about the world she is in while finding a way to go back home however she will learn what it's like to have real friends and family.

Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?

Allen had that same stupid complex he did, and the same stupid naivety of Al. That was it, Ed was adopting him as an unofficial Elric. It was only fair after all.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

While helping to stop Stane, Natasha encounters a face she never thought she'd see again. Forced to deal with memories, decisions, and a life she thought she'd long left behind, will she survive the emotional upheaval, not to mention the rampaging, homicidal Stane? Or will she have to face her fears & transform herself, becoming once again what she once was? AU; fem!Harry; femslash

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr

A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.

Alternate Universe. Played for grim laughs. What would have been Class 3-A in another world is adopted since a very young age by the least likely person ever. Mature content, you've been warned.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry looks for something new to do with his life. Mix in a little heart ache and the Wizarding World is in for some changes.

OoTP. Kim is forced into Hogwarts to take care of one 'Harry Potter', and Jackie is dragged along for the ride. All the while, they've got to deal with closed-mouthed Witches, an evil Professor, and…exploding doors? This is going to be a long year…

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Ryouga's, lost as usual, when a really good-looking woman tells him she's been looking for him. She works for his father, and they want him to stop something called an... Angel?

Kurt had no idea how he'd ended up in this lantern-filled hallway with paintings that seemed to watch his every move. He'd only been trying to do some recon on an old Scottish ruin. OR: A short conversation about Blue-Skinned Honklesnorts, Apparating, and how normal "weird" really is to a wizard.

"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Can some angry words change everything?

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

When Bella goes to save Edward from the Volturi, they refuse to allow her to leave the city as a human. How will she deal with being confronted by the family that had abandoned her while her emotions are heightened as a newborn vampire? And why is she suddenly so affected by Jane's burning gaze? Femslash Bella/Jane Epic one-shot

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

After receiving information of the Mizukage's pregnancy issues, Tsunade decides to send her best disciple Sakura, together with her former team-mates Naruto and Sasuke, to help. The only problem is that the convent Mei Terumi is resting at is girls only. Time for Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu to become useful. SasuSaku / NaruHina

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.

What if Harry had waited ten more minutes and said goodbye to the waitress in HP/HBP? Prequel, "What We Had," is now up on my page!

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

There was one painting in all of Hogwarts that never moved. (Two different oneshots)

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Exploration of a theme. A first-person look at gender changing. Harry wakes up in the Hospital Wing...

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

After Shinji returns from his time as LCL the return isn't what anybody had expected. Plans are changed, friendships formed, and a few minds shattered. But hey it seemed like a good idea at the time

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

For what should have happened and what did. /Luna has a ghost she favors over the others. He has no eyes./

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

A group of humans have been captured and turned into Pokemon! What fate awaits them? Written with other authors for kicks and as a break from our usual fare. Changed the rating for some references. Also, first mini-arc is finally done!

The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.

AU Crossover with Urusei Yatsura. Ranma falls into a different version of the Nyannichuan. Instead of becoming a redhead, he gets green hair. And a few other things with it. Other curses will be different too.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Something goes wrong in the Forest of Death when Orochimaru puts the five Element Seal on Naruto. Here's a twist. Fem. Naruto Pairings: Naru/Sakura reposted

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.

Twilight discovered a demonic artifact within a secret room in her library. This artifact drew the attention of ancient beings that would destroy all life if they found it. To stop this new threat, Twilight and her friends must survive the walking dead and horrific hallucinations. Can the magic of friendship save Equestria from the Eternal Darkness?

When Draco's perfect plan - to masquerade as a Gryffindor student using polyjuice potion and steal their Quidditch strategies - goes horribly awry, he finds himself in the body of Hermione Granger and realizes that life in her shoes is just as difficult.

Medusae are monsters. Terrible monsters. Rukia is true to form. She just happens to be cute, too. Bleach fantasy AU.

Celestia is tending to her royal duties when she hears word from a guard about an arrest in Ponyville. A strange, mad creature in rather inappropriate dressings and wielding a bloodstained kitchen knife...

Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.

Ataru is bored to death. Lum is on Neptune, and he's alone with Ten in his room. Ten buys a toy on his space iPad... and Ataru sees a product on the catalog that arouses his interest! He buys it... and the chaos begins! Epilogue up and COMPLETE!

This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr

When he was dropped into the Sea of Dirac, Shinji went someplace nobody could have predicted and when he came back he wasn't alone

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Magnus fic. Ikari Shinji was dumped at the age of 3, Rock Lee was an orphan found at the age of 3, coincidence?, I think not, let's see how Lee will deal after finding that his true name is Shinji!. Rated M for safety.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Albus receives two letters addressed to Santa Claus. Harry belongs to Mrs. Rowling.

A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Harry Potter/Pokémon Crossover and Parody. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are becoming Animagi, and they turn into Pokémon. Bit of a shock, that is.

AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Something unexpected falls to earth and brings with it the seeds of change for everybody involved with the crash

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.

Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.

In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.

Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah

On a joke Misato gives Rei an order that alters the course of not only one life but many

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...

An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.

Now all four parts have been edited! Spellings, corrections, and grammar, oh my!

A family moves in next to 4 privet drive during the summer of 1991 and dramatically changes Harry's vision of things. Read and Review please! [Now finished!]