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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Magic: The Gathering.

There isn't much to say about me, I'm just a man who likes to read well written stories and sometimes tries his hand at writing.

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Knight of Salem by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,689 - Reviews: 3623 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 5,144 - Updated: 21h - Published: 1/4 - [Jaune A., Salem]
Touched by the Arcane by lisbeth00 reviews
Catherine Potter dreams of things that should not be - a Paleblood sky and the distant screams of a being not quite dead, wrested from its mother's bloodied grasp.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 207,683 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 22h - Published: 5/17/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Plain Doll, Kos/Kosm
Certain Dark Things by eirajenson reviews
Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 158 - Words: 510,170 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 444,499 - Reviews: 8136 - Favs: 15,101 - Follows: 17,368 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Izuku Midoriya the Rabbit by treegirl5 reviews
Rather than being a quirkless human, Izuku is a quirked animal. Specifically a green rabbit that would stop at nothing to be a hero no matter what species he was.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,952 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., K. Kōda, Rumi U./Mirko
Dekiru: The Fusion Hero! by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,780 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 6,700 - Follows: 7,406 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B.
Linked in Life and Love by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
A single intimate night together... and it lead to so much more. Follow as Team RWBY dive into a relationship none of them could have imagined, trying to make sense of their new situation, as well as deal with the reactions of the people around them. All the while facing White Fang drama, family secrets, and most devastating of all: homework. Pollination, with no Enabler.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 497,834 - Reviews: 3935 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Little Angel by CoolJosh2002 reviews
Defeating the Angels. That is NERV's purpose after all. But, it turns out there is more to them than NERV once thought. An AU rewrite of NGE, with elements from the Manga, Rebuild and even some Video Games. Comedic and Serious in one. Story is quite appropriate for anyone, although some things might get a bit sexual later on, as such, is recommended for 13 . (Mainly with Ireul)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 228,887 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/15/2019 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Cursed Blood by Magnus9284 reviews
Izuku was born with a quirk, just not the kind of quirk he wanted, or the kind that was liked by those around him; now he has to find his place among the heroes, with a curse that seems fit for the darkest villain. Rathed M for graphic descriptions, dark humor, and possible romantic stuff.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 417,546 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 5,039 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/5/2018 - [Izuku M., Tsuyu A.]
The Bloodstained Hero by ThatOnePsycho reviews
Izuku Midoriya was a strange boy, quiet, skilled, half-cut with blood, as all the best Hunters are... and determined to become a hero. A Hunter may be a Hunter, even in a Dream, but what about in a school full of heroes?
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,708 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Itsuka K., Plain Doll
My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,124 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 5,201 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Hailey Potter, The Youkai of grudge by xyzdreadnought reviews
After a near death experience, and meeting a certain Youkai sage, Hailey Potter, the girl who lived, finds a new family in the mysterious residents of the Yakumo household. Hogwarts is not ready for this new breed of Snake, who cant even be called human anymore (Genderswaped Harry, because a male protag in a touhou story is ridiculous, they don't even look good in floppy hats!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,425 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Harry P., Chen, Ran Y., Yukari Y.
NGE: Screams of Nightmares by Beastrider9 reviews
There are things out there far worse than the Angels. One of them has taken notice of the Events of Tokyo-3 and has machinations and plans of his own. He is Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,050 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/24/2019
Queen of Quiet Nothing by ThetaWolfe reviews
My name is Harielle Potter, and today I faced Death and made a decision that changed everything. Now I'm lost with my least favorite professor and eleven unhatched dragon eggs in an icy wasteland with no way to get home. And, oh yeah, I may have turned Snape into a dragon, who is very much not happy. But that was to save his life, so a thank you would be nice. - SLOW BUILD -
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 186,104 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/20/2019
Nevermore Sweetling by Ordon reviews
Qrow Branwen has long stood alone as the guardian of humanity against the various insane cultists and monsters that seek to bring destruction. Now however, he must make an unlikely alliance to protect a young champion who will prove key to defeating the darkness that comes.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 79 - Words: 301,466 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Winter S., Qrow B. - Complete
Reforged: Tyranny is Magic by Arawndil reviews
After a delusional Sauron is defeated, he is sent to Equestria to be "rehabilitated". Refusing to believe he did anything wrong, he decides to "fix" Equestria instead. Absurd skulduggery ensues. Contains some Silmarillion elements. Takes place after Season 4. Continuation of "Sauron Did Nothing Wrong".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,453 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Gandalf, Sauron, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Live Forever by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,132 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
What Kind Of Pokémon Are You? by Ability King KK reviews
Because only Mina could come up with an idea like this...and drag Izuku into it.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Izuku M., Tsuyu A., Kyoka Jiro, Mina A. - Complete
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 323,307 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 9,302 - Follows: 9,631 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
A Glint of White (Original) by glitteratii reviews
Allen Walker has managed to avoid the wizarding world for the past fifteen years, but when an old friend asks for help who is she to refuse? Book 1 of the Monochrome Series. WARNING: Fem!Allen, Noah!Allen, PokerPair, OOC and blatant disregard for canon. Rated T for violence. (REWRITE ONGOING, NEW VERSION TO FOLLOW)
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,348 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Rei and Shinji's Sister Act by Author0fntent reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle of Tokyo-3, three intact Rei clones are discovered in a hidden room of Terminal Dogma. What will become of them? Inspired partly by Neon Genesis Evangelion -ANIMA-.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2020 - Published: 2/8/2020 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Curse of the WereBlake by Constable Paperbag reviews
During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 9,514 - Follows: 9,048 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/10/2020 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blue-Haired Angel by Quatermass reviews
They thought he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But a Portkey misshap merely sent him through the cracks of reality. Now, as Voldemort gathers his forces, and the Ministry sticks its head in the sand, Harry Potter returns from a future in another world...and he's brought NERV, as well as his girlfriend Rei, with him...
Crossover - Evangelion & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,635 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Rei A.] Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 7,438 - Follows: 5,804 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Smiling Family by Ability King KK reviews
Or how one little girl inadvertently brought two people together.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/10/2019 - [Izuku M., Kyoka Jiro] Eri - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12739 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 6,734 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 8,049 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Turnover by Ooobserver reviews
In celebration of Deku's upcoming marriage to Uraraka, the guys wisk him off to a bachelor party in fabulous Las Vegas. What started as a exciting night however, turns into a morning of disaster, with a trashed hotel room and a missing Midoriya. In Japan, they are renowned heroes of justice. In the US, they're just a bunch of idiots who couldn't handle Vegas. "The Hangover" parody.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,576 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2018 - Tenya I., Katsuki B., Shouto T., Eijiro Kirishima - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
The Eternal Hero: Seraphim by Phoenix Izuka reviews
Izuka Midoriya has taken up her Hero name and begins working to surpass her father, All-Might and become the Number One Hero, facing off with the Hero Killer, the Eight Precepts of Death and the man that cast a dark shadow over her life; All for One. Sequel to The Immortal Hero: Phoenix
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,550 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018
Inside Woman by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Nagini resigned herself long ago to life as a snake. She never dreamed that she would have the chance to walk again - until she met a most unusual wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
The Boy-Who-Lived (to be a thief) by Jetainia reviews
Wizarding Britain is in uproar. A thief goes about stealing items and leaving a message. The Daily Prophet is keeping everyone up to date on the latest heist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Immortal Hero: Phoenix by Phoenix Izuka reviews
9 Year Old Quirkless Girl Izuka Midoriya is kidnapped by villains and held captive for a year. Saved by All-Might, Izuka is discovered to have a Quirk that gives her the power of a Phoenix, including returning to life after being killed. With All-Might and the U.A Teachers guiding her, Izuka will become not just the Symbol of Peace, but the first Immortal Hero!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,896 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Inside Man by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Death Eaters kidnap Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Champion, to bring about the resurrection of their Dark Lord. Unfortunately, someone else has a different plan... Companion story to "Inside Woman"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Harry P., Cedric D., Peter P. - Complete
Inhuman by whitetigerwolf reviews
Rose Potter hates being human. With the aid of magic, she sets out to change that. COMPLETE. FemHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Witches of Westfield by EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,697 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 4,516 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ShinnokRaiden99 reviews
Written for a writing contest. Deku investigates some rumours about the League of Villains, only to find himself at the mercy of Himiko Toga.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2018
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 9,971 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
To Protect and Serve by Sir Perfluous reviews
The City of Guilds is a place full of danger and intrigue. When a veteran Azorius Arrester is tasked to investigate a high profile murder, he stumbles upon a conspiracy that goes deeper than he originally thought. Now it falls to him and an unlikely ally to ensure that justice will be served.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Complete
In Charge by coincidencless reviews
Ampeels, a species of 'inquisitive' predators. To be inquisitive, they must have some intelligence. It turns out they have quite a bit of intelligence indeed.
SubNautica - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 178,269 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Complete
The Basilisk of Erebor by Jetainia reviews
Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 811 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Harry P., Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Honour to be Triuna by yuuki24688 reviews
(That's what they all say, isn't it?)
Warframe - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2017 - OC, Neewa, Nidus
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,202 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
To Each Their Due by dogger807 reviews
A short little one shot where Harry receives help from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 252 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Pocket Legends by Kyogre reviews
Complete. May didn't set out to catch legendary Pokemon... But somehow she still ended up with a collection. (ORAS-based, humor)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/30/2017 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8004 - Favs: 8,790 - Follows: 7,575 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
If I Were Me by Xinthos reviews
There are far-reaching consequences for everyone when Ino doesn't befriend Sakura as a child, not the least of which occurs when Sakura's two personalities disassociate from each other completely. With one convinced she's worthless and the other determined to prove otherwise, they'll have to find a way to live and fight together if they want to survive. [Eventual InoSaku].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,259 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Idiot Solution by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which sometimes, stupidity is the best option, you just have to find the right kind of stupidity.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Asuna K., Louise
The Oldest of Steve's Friends by Jetainia reviews
Steve had a friend once, a long time ago. MoD!Harry. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 396 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 18,753 - Follows: 14,344 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dead Man Walking (Or Something) by College Fool reviews
Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,538 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Stay Away From Polyjuice Potion by whitetigerwolf reviews
One would think that after second year, Hermione and her friends would stay away from Polyjuice Potion. Hermione and her Boyfriend don't, and end up with a problem. Established Harry/Hermione. One-Shot. Complete. See Challenge at end of story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 210 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Poppy P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7202 - Favs: 15,575 - Follows: 11,903 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Iris Potter and the Exile from Asgard by Philosophize reviews
Witches of SHIELD #3. Iris & Hermione go to New Mexico to help Coulson investigate a strange object with a familiar energy signature. Little do they know that Gen. Ross already has a base there and is still looking for Iris. Despite Iris not being able to use magic for now, they get caught up with an exiled god, a desperate scientist, a mysterious benefactor, and an ancient crime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,591 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Thor, Loki - Complete
The Shared Doom by Baron Zed reviews
During their training trip Jiraiya and Naruto end up at Jusenkyo where they meet with Ranma and Genma. Due to what happens at the Pools of Sorrow, they agree to team up so that Naruto can learn taijutsu from the Saotomes and Ranma can learn chakra control from Jiraiya. Different-Spring!Ranma. Cursed!Naruto. Cursed!Jiraiya.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,807 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Ranma, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8830 - Favs: 15,649 - Follows: 18,657 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Chaos of the Potter Family by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
6th year AU. Dumbledore messed with Harry's family even more than anyone suspected. Ginny discovers that she was born Guinevere Potter. Harry discovers that, in a twisted system, the power of having multiple houses to his name is undeniable. He sets out to turn this twisted system against itself; and maybe restore the nobility of the former kings. Harry/Luna/harem, dark
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,578 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G.] Ginny W. - Complete
The Vulpine Rabbit by Baron Zed reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the transmigration of Kaguya rather than Asura. An early encounter with Zetsu has her coming into her inheritance early. Starts at the end of the Mizuki encounter. Fem!Naruto with multiple bloodlines. No pairings. Hinata replaces Sakura on Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,096 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Naruko U., Hinata H., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sauron Did Nothing Wrong by Arawndil reviews
After Sauron is defeated, the Valar put him on trial to answer for his crimes. Still convinced that he was in the right, he is rescued by an unlikely savior with an impossible plan. Contains Silmarillion elements. Prologue to the Reforged series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Iris Potter, Agent of SHIELD by Philosophize reviews
Part 2 of "Witches of SHIELD." Sequel to "Death of Natasha Romanoff." Reunited with Hermione Granger, Iris Potter has taken back her name and is using magic again, but can Iris maintain control or will she become worse than the foes SHIELD sends her against? Will she and Hermione be able to help Iron Man stop the Hulk, the Abomination, and Ivan Vanko? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,335 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 6,790 - Follows: 5,463 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 6,994 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
How I Spent My Vacation by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"You just violated every law of physics, including conservation of mass!" "...You're sitting next to a god, and I'M the weird one?" Ginny just wanted a break from the aftermath of the second blood war. But when her "prime tourist spot" (thanks, Hermione) is destroyed by a homicidal robot, she goes alongside the Avengers to save the world. Someone has to! Ginny/Pietro, others TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Ginny W., Pietro M./Quicksilver] [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Oh, The Humanity! by LitelySaltedVex reviews
What happens when you take the greatest bounty hunter the galaxy has ever known, two of her greatest arch-nemeses, and stuff them all into a 300 sq. ft. apartment on modern-day Earth stripped of their outstanding qualities and power armor? Obviously, you get flying objects, personal space issues, and a slice of hilarity to top it all off. Full summary inside.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Samus A., Ridley, Dark Samus
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 774 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Blank Space by WhyNotJane reviews
Leah imprints on a stranger.
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,368 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Leah, Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
What Happens in Vacuo, Stays in Vacuo by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
Deadly Love by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
Thursday's Child by MaryRoyale reviews
Since the end of the war, Dudley has wondered about his cousin and the world into which Harry disappeared. He is given an unexpected second-chance at the world of magic and its inhabitants. Is he ready to face magic again? Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Cho C., Dudley D. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 691 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Professor Arc: The Night before Christmas by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 347 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jaune A. - Complete
Puella Magi Luna Magica by Quatermass reviews
Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Luna L., Kyubey - Complete
The Definition of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 420 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 9,951 - Follows: 7,004 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Truly Magical by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Magic was a wonderful thing. Magic was a terrible thing. Both statements were true. No one knew that better than Hermione. And her only wish was the wonder of Magic would never leave the heart of her best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Familiar Fairy by animedevilluvzyuri reviews
For all her life, Louise was looked down by her classmates and family simply because she couldn't cast a simple spell. However that all changed when she made a summoning and ended up in the world of Fairy Tail. Now Louise will learn many new things about the world she is in while finding a way to go back home however she will learn what it's like to have real friends and family.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 156,270 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Louise, Robert - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Equivalence by notnecessarilyinbetween reviews
Allen had that same stupid complex he did, and the same stupid naivety of Al. That was it, Ed was adopting him as an unofficial Elric. It was only fair after all.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,116 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6729 - Favs: 14,239 - Follows: 9,744 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Death of Natasha Romanoff by Philosophize reviews
While helping to stop Stane, Natasha encounters a face she never thought she'd see again. Forced to deal with memories, decisions, and a life she thought she'd long left behind, will she survive the emotional upheaval, not to mention the rampaging, homicidal Stane? Or will she have to face her fears & transform herself, becoming once again what she once was? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,631 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber by OverMaster reviews
Alternate Universe. Played for grim laughs. What would have been Class 3-A in another world is adopted since a very young age by the least likely person ever. Mature content, you've been warned.
Crossover - Batman & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 1/28/2011 - The Joker, Chachamaru K.
The Lily Potter Foundation by theflyinfoote reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry looks for something new to do with his life. Mix in a little heart ache and the Wizarding World is in for some changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,684 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Andromeda T., Dr. Granger - Complete
This Isn't Going to End Well by MnemeMemory reviews
OoTP. Kim is forced into Hogwarts to take care of one 'Harry Potter', and Jackie is dragged along for the ride. All the while, they've got to deal with closed-mouthed Witches, an evil Professor, and…exploding doors? This is going to be a long year…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,938 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Jacqueline, Kim D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4456 - Favs: 9,923 - Follows: 7,280 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Guns Are Better than Magic by FullMetalPon-3 reviews
Alternate ending to Equestria girls. The story of Death the Kid collecting one of his stranger Kishin eggs.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Death The Kid - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36249 - Favs: 28,344 - Follows: 20,706 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paradise Lost by The Altered Destinies reviews
Ryouga's, lost as usual, when a really good-looking woman tells him she's been looking for him. She works for his father, and they want him to stop something called an... Angel?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 155,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2015
A Very Special Muggle by dri-dri93 reviews
Kurt had no idea how he'd ended up in this lantern-filled hallway with paintings that seemed to watch his every move. He'd only been trying to do some recon on an old Scottish ruin. OR: A short conversation about Blue-Skinned Honklesnorts, Apparating, and how normal "weird" really is to a wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Luna L., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Kung Fu Panda by Sandataba reviews
"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten, Genma S., Akatsuki - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 10,111 - Follows: 4,730 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 5,204 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Monster Lord by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Now in its proper category!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 854 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 12,747 - Follows: 5,830 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Burning Eyes by Tigerhorse717 reviews
When Bella goes to save Edward from the Volturi, they refuse to allow her to leave the city as a human. How will she deal with being confronted by the family that had abandoned her while her emotions are heightened as a newborn vampire? And why is she suddenly so affected by Jane's burning gaze? Femslash Bella/Jane Epic one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 482 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Bella, Jane] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 9,892 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6590 - Favs: 13,859 - Follows: 9,111 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,320 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 10,183 - Follows: 2,941 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Girl Problems by AnnaDax reviews
After receiving information of the Mizukage's pregnancy issues, Tsunade decides to send her best disciple Sakura, together with her former team-mates Naruto and Sasuke, to help. The only problem is that the convent Mei Terumi is resting at is girls only. Time for Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu to become useful. SasuSaku / NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 6,823 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 6,481 - Follows: 4,048 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ten More Minutes by Litfreak89 reviews
What if Harry had waited ten more minutes and said goodbye to the waitress in HP/HBP? Prequel, "What We Had," is now up on my page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,050 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7995 - Favs: 17,057 - Follows: 10,279 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Muggle Painting by The Con Artist reviews
There was one painting in all of Hogwarts that never moved. (Two different oneshots)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Garry - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 8,183 - Follows: 2,449 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter - Gender Swap by Chewy Nemesis reviews
Exploration of a theme. A first-person look at gender changing. Harry wakes up in the Hospital Wing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Failure by Emerald Ashes reviews
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jack - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Bait and Switch by Zentrodie reviews
After Shinji returns from his time as LCL the return isn't what anybody had expected. Plans are changed, friendships formed, and a few minds shattered. But hey it seemed like a good idea at the time
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 102,869 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 8,019 - Follows: 2,371 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Flowers for a Ghost by taco's bell reviews
For what should have happened and what did. /Luna has a ghost she favors over the others. He has no eyes./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Luna L., Itachi U. - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 11,276 - Follows: 3,374 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A New World by Wanderer D reviews
A group of humans have been captured and turned into Pokemon! What fate awaits them? Written with other authors for kicks and as a break from our usual fare. Changed the rating for some references. Also, first mini-arc is finally done!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,650 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Oni OneHalf by brown phantom reviews
AU Crossover with Urusei Yatsura. Ranma falls into a different version of the Nyannichuan. Instead of becoming a redhead, he gets green hair. And a few other things with it. Other curses will be different too.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,508 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - [Ranma, Akane]
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 1,961 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
He Said She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Something goes wrong in the Forest of Death when Orochimaru puts the five Element Seal on Naruto. Here's a twist. Fem. Naruto Pairings: Naru/Sakura reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 765 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 262 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 6,459 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix by Eradona reviews
Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,883 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Equestrian Darkness: Friendship's Requiem by Tortured Artist reviews
Twilight discovered a demonic artifact within a secret room in her library. This artifact drew the attention of ancient beings that would destroy all life if they found it. To stop this new threat, Twilight and her friends must survive the walking dead and horrific hallucinations. Can the magic of friendship save Equestria from the Eternal Darkness?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
In Her Place by 99cherries reviews
When Draco's perfect plan - to masquerade as a Gryffindor student using polyjuice potion and steal their Quidditch strategies - goes horribly awry, he finds himself in the body of Hermione Granger and realizes that life in her shoes is just as difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Viper by Vathara reviews
Medusae are monsters. Terrible monsters. Rukia is true to form. She just happens to be cute, too. Bleach fantasy AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Acquaintances Forgot by The Face of Madness reviews
Celestia is tending to her royal duties when she hears word from a guard about an arrest in Ponyville. A strange, mad creature in rather inappropriate dressings and wielding a bloodstained kitchen knife...
Crossover - My Little Pony & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Princess Celestia, Alice - Complete
Those Who Love Monsters by gabriel blessing reviews
Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.
Crossover - Medaka Box/めだかボックス & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,542 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
The Great Switch by pizzigri reviews
Ataru is bored to death. Lum is on Neptune, and he's alone with Ten in his room. Ten buys a toy on his space iPad... and Ataru sees a product on the catalog that arouses his interest! He buys it... and the chaos begins! Epilogue up and COMPLETE!
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eva Bravo by Zentrodie reviews
When he was dropped into the Sea of Dirac, Shinji went someplace nobody could have predicted and when he came back he wasn't alone
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shinji I.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ikari Lee: The Green Beast by Magnus9284 reviews
Magnus fic. Ikari Shinji was dumped at the age of 3, Rock Lee was an orphan found at the age of 3, coincidence?, I think not, let's see how Lee will deal after finding that his true name is Shinji!. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,830 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Alice Evans and the Chamber of Secrets by hermymad reviews
The second installment of my Alice Evans fics. The title is fairly self explanatory. Please see the first fic Alice Evans and the Philosophers Stone for details
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
A Letter To Santa by keeperoliver reviews
Albus receives two letters addressed to Santa Claus. Harry belongs to Mrs. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
It Can't Get Worse by Zentrodie reviews
A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 12,782 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 220 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Animagi: Red Version by Spongyllama reviews
Harry Potter/Pokémon Crossover and Parody. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are becoming Animagi, and they turn into Pokémon. Bit of a shock, that is.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Alice Evans and the Philosopher's Stone by hermymad reviews
What happens when Alice Evans boards the Hogwarts Express for the first time and how will it alter the lives of the Trio? This begins from the same point as the original stories and then increasingly diverges as the story continues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9848 - Favs: 28,148 - Follows: 11,406 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Stars by Zentrodie reviews
Something unexpected falls to earth and brings with it the seeds of change for everybody involved with the crash
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,186 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 4,867 - Follows: 1,295 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 7,573 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 9,569 - Follows: 2,488 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 296 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 1,190 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 2,109 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 403 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 1,640 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 6,669 - Follows: 2,029 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 225 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Orders by Zentrodie reviews
On a joke Misato gives Rei an order that alters the course of not only one life but many
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,846 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear by Tail Kinker reviews
Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
I Was A Teenage Dummy Plug by Foxboy reviews
An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2002
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 609 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Mists Of Avalon by Kim West reviews
Now all four parts have been edited! Spellings, corrections, and grammar, oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,050 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
The snake who lived Book 1: Philosopher's stone by Aku-dono reviews
A family moves in next to 4 privet drive during the summer of 1991 and dramatically changes Harry's vision of things. Read and Review please! [Now finished!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,844 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
Ignite the Spark reviews
Chandra is fem!Harry, she is being dragged into the Wizarding World, and she isn't very thrilled about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 88,489 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Chandra N. - Complete