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Name Izzy (Isabella is my full name)

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Zodiac:Cancer

Birthday: July 4th 1999

Status: Taken (Woot Woot! I'm no longer #ForeverAlone)

Language: My mother language is English, but I also speak Italian, Indonesian, Japanese, and Sign Language.

Hobbies: Gymnastics (I've been doing Gymnastics since I was 3)

Dancing/Kick line (I've been doing Dance since I was 5 and I do Kick line in my school)

Watch Anime

Play video games

Go on the computer

Write/read Fan Fictions

Drawing (I draw a lot of RoLu, huehuehue)

Things you should know about me: I'm a huge fan-girl! I love romance, couples, and shipping people together! I tend to squeal and fan-girl a lot! xD I can't help it when I see cute couples! :3 I also have a habit of saying, "huehuehue." It's like my evil/suggestive laugh x3 I LOVE RoLu so much! I'm super lazy, but also very smart. I hate libraries and reading books, unless it's a romance novel, then i'll actually apply to reading the book! xD I have shitty grammar and let's take this time to notice how bad it is. x3 I think that's all there is that you need to know about me! xD

Favorite Anime: Fairy Tail

My favorite pairings in Fairy Tail is

RoLu(RogueXLucy MY FAVORITE SHIP EVER, ROLU FOREVER!)

StiLu(StingXLucy)

StiLuRo(StingXLucyXRogue)

NaLu(NatsuXLucy I used to be obsessed with NaLu and now I'm like 'eh' about it)

GaLe(GajeelXLevy)

RoWe(RomeoXWendy)

RuYu(RufusXYukino)

Jerza(JellalXErza)

FreMi(FreedXMira)

GrayLu(GrayXLucy)

Gruvia(GrayXJuvia)

LoLu: (LokeXLucy)

ZerLu/ZerCy:(ZerefXLucy)

LyVia: (LyonXJuvia)

NaLi:(NatsuXLisanna I only ship them because they look cute together. Although, I think Lisanna is irrelevant xD)

JeLu:(JellalXLucy)

CoLu:(CobraXLucy)

MiLu:(MidnightXLucy)

LaMi:(MiraXLaxus)

LaLu:(LaxusXLucy)

FreLu:(FreedXLucy)

ElfGreen:(EvergreenXElfman)

JelTear:(JellaXUltear)

LyLu:(LyonXLucy)

HiLu:(HibikiXLucy)

LyErry:(LyonXSherry)

ReRry:(RenXSherry)

AlBi:(AlzackXBisca)

AlLu:(AlzackXLucy)

RuLu: (RufusXLucy)

And a bunch of others I'm too lazy to name xD

Favorite Pairing out of all of them:

RoLu(I love this ship so much, I seriously think they are meant for each other! RoLu forever! They're just so cute together!)

Things that I hate and have to do with FT: Yukino, Lisanna, Erza (Sorry, but I hate her, sometimes she's an exception and I won't hate her. I hate her because I find her annoying) I also hate Kagura, any ships that includes Rogue with some random bitch from Fairy Tail, Sabertooth, Lamia Scale, Mermaid Heel, etc. (ROLU FORVER BITCHES! Lucy is and will always be the one for Rogue! Rogue and Lucy are perfect for each other and they're the best ship EVER!) Anime I watch:

Fairy Tail (As you can tell xD)

Naruto

Inuyasha

SAO

Bleach

Black Butler

Death Note

Noragami

Blue Exorcist

Attack On Titan

Nisekoi

I also Love: Kingdom Hearts and all Final Fantasy games! x3

I ship in those games:

Sokai: (SoraXKairi)

RiKai: (RiKuXkairi)

LaBe: (LayleXBelle)

TiYu:(TidusXYuna)

That's all I ship in those games xD

I copied this from Fairy-San's profile because it was so cute that I just had to put this on my profile.

Lucy: Do I ever cross your mind?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Do you like me?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Do you want me?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Would you cry if I left?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Would you live for me?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Would you do anything for me?

Rogue: No

Lucy: Choose--me or your life

Rogue: My life

Lucy runs away in shock and pain and Rogue runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Aaaaaw. Super KAWAIII. 3.. If you read it and think that it's Super KAWAIII, copy and paste it into your profile!

I also copied this from Fairy-San's profile because this is so funny and I was laughing for 20 minutes xD I just had to put this on my profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

This is funny!! I can do #'s
1,2,5,6,7,9,10,11,13,14,15,18, 19,and 21!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

24) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

25) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

16 things to do at Walmart

I can do # 1, 5, 6, 8, 11, 13, and 14

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly

put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in

Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the

floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell

him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see

what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a

bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to

a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping

department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring

pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help

you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera &

use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting

department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"

theme.

12. In the auto department, practice

your "Madonna look" using different size

funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when

people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the

loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the

door and wait a while and then yell,

very loudly, "There is no toilet paper

in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw

them down an aisle shouting "Go,

Pikachu, Go!"

20 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bathe, yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaurant

Hilarious Comebacks xD

Person:Hey man I'm dating you’re ex now
Me: Cool, I'm eating a sandwich... You want those leftovers too?

Teacher: You failed your test.
Me: You failed to educate me.

Random Person:suck my dick!
Me:I’ll get the microscope

Teacher:"What do you call a person who talks about things no one cares about?"
Me: “A teacher"

Mom: Make your bed!
Me:Why do I have to make if I’m going to sleep again?
Mom: Why do you wipe your ass if you going to shit again?
Me: I see your point

Police officer:you know why I pulled you over
Me: *points at donuts* because you smelt these.

Man:Have I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down here

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female ...

Person: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Jerk: Sure
Me: You

Teacher:Why didn't you do your homework?

Me: There is something called having a life.

100 things you should do in public

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD I’M HIDEOUS!”

2) Run up to someone random on the streets and slap them with a loaf of bread.

3) Put a Dora in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell “SWIPER NO SWIPING!”

4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.

5) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say that her son is adorable.

6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

7) Go to PetSmart and buy a bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

8) Come to school late and when your teacher asks why, say your pet rock had a seizure.

9) Go jump on a random guy’s back and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN, RUN!” and see what happens.

10) Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read

11) Blow up a balloon and ask someone to pop it. When they do start running and screaming

12) Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down your block screaming “I HAVE RABIES!”

13) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped prison!”

14) Make “No Dumping- Violators will be prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

15) Throw a plastic ball at somebody and then yell “get in your ball, your ball! you stupid Pokémon”

16) When the money comes out of the ATM yell “I WON! I WON! I WON!”

17) Go to Walmart, find a random old guy and yell “GRANDPA YOU’RE ALIVE, IT’S A MIRACLE!”

18) Buy and ice cream and ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your head.

19) When in an elevator with another person stare at them and breath heavily.

20) Follow strangers around the store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

21) Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.

22) Shout “FOR NARNIA!” and run into everything in your way.

23) Go to McDonalds ask for directions to Burger King.

24) Go up to random people at the mall, and show them your ID, and say “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!?”

25) Sit in your parked car with sun glasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

26) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

27) Dress up as Harry Potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

28) Hide In a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say “Ah young one, welcome to Narnia”

29) Go up to your teacher and say I know what you did last night.

30) Throw a watermelon at someone’s face. Then get on your knees and grab your hair while screaming “NOOO!”

31) Go to a pet shop and point at an employee and shout “I want that one mommy!”

32) Go to an Italian restaurant and dress up as Mario. See what happens.

33) Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for Mexican food.

34) Go up to a really buff man and yell “GRANDMA!”

35) Dress up Ronald McDonald and ask for A job at Burger King.

36) Convince a small child that they’re shadow is evil and will eat them.

37) Hug a tree and when people walk by say “We’re having a moment”

38) Ride on a shopping cart and scream “THE BRITISH ARE COMING”

39) Tell your dad in a public place “Look old man, I don’t want your candy!”

40) Go to the dentist and tell them that your toe hurts.

41)Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.

42)Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

43) Walk up to random people and whisper "you are the chosen one" to them.

44)Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

45)When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

46)In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

47)Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

48)In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

49)Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.

50)Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.

51)Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".

52)When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.

53)When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"

54)Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.

55)Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

56)Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You".

57)Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

58)Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.

59)When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".

60)Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!

61)Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.

62)Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.

63) Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people "YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!!

64)Yell out "hey you with the pants on!" and see how many people turn around.

65)Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell "I'm back from Narnia!!".

66)Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.

67)Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.

68)Hold a wanted poster with a picture of you on it and ask someone if they have seen that person.

69)Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?

70)Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, MY BALLS.

71)Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.

72)Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.

73)Go in front of a jogger, run in front of them and scream "STOP CHASING ME".

74)Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts.

75)Cut open a pineapples and scream "sponge bob I know your in there".

76)Call pizza hut, and say: Hello this is Pizza Hut, would you like to order a pizza.

77)Enter a dressing room at the mall. A few minutes later, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!".

78)Go watch a horror movie in the theaters and scream at the parts that aren't the least bit scary.

79)Go into a crowded store and shout has anybody seen my tarantula.

80)When your neighbor leaves chase after their car yelling,"YOU FORGOT ME!!!".

81)Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away.

82)Call Walmart and try to reserve a shopping cart.

83)Walk up to some random person and whisper, "I know what you did. But your secrets safe with me.".

84)Put a lost dog poster with a picture of a hot dog.

85)Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".

86)Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, "I've been expecting you..."

87)Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.

88)When someone comes out of the stall in the bathroom go in for 4 seconds then say "OH MY GOD!".

89)Start laughing insanely in a store, then walk away completely straight faced as if nothing happened.

90)Get a black suit case, hand it to a stranger and say,"You know what to do." in a secret spy voice.

91)In public when you see a pigeon yell "KEVIN! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU???!!!?!?!!?!??!".

92)Put your wet hands on someone face and yell "I DROPPED MY QUARTER IN THE TOILET, BUT I GOT IT BACK!"

93)Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off.

94)Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.

95)Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"

96)Go into a bathroom and as people come out of the stall say: I know what you did in there.

97)Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!".

98)Walk up to stranger and say "Hey! Remember me?" if they say no say "Yeah me neither." and walk away.

99)Dress up as a cow, go into a butcher, and leave flowers at the beef and steak section.

100)Sit in the corner of an elevator and when someone comes on, say, "Oh no they trapped you too?

If you laughed at, at least one of these. Copy 'n' paste this to your profile, please give credit to whom you copied 'n' pasted it from! :D

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say kon’nichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters ( so true )

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say Death Note

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

If you can read this than you have a very strong mind:

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Bold your zodiac sign!

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. (Ha, that's actually completely true about me! xD)

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST be an ignorant fence sitter.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must like to show my body.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be popular.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Definitely crazy xD)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a whack job. (I'm a girl that fan-girls over the slightest things... Yeah, I think i'm not like everyone else xD)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (like manga)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I draw a lot of RoLu, huehuehue :3)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (WOOT WOOT! Fan-girl FTW!)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Honestly, in my school, there is no popular kids x3)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT on social media, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (Heh, if I could count how many times I curse a day, i'd say about 1,000,000 would be the total)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.(Even though i'm emotional I still love sad movies!)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I'm still in both xD)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 20 (Wow, I'm a huge Girly Girl xD)

I'm super bored and a lot of people are doing this, so I'm going to do the Fairy Tail Fan Fic. challenge too!

1.Lucy

2.Frosch (He's so damn cute!)

3.Rogue

4.Sting

5.Zeref

6.Mira

7.Natsu

8.Gray

9.Mavis

10.Rufus

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Ew, wtf! Zeref and Rufus? Hell no, I've never read a ZerefXRufus fic before! Wait, is that even a ship? xD

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Rogue? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! Yes, he is fucking hot, but also very very very very sexy! *Drools* He has nice muscles and abs... *stops fantasizing* Anyways! Yes, he is very hot! *whispers* And sexy...

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Um, is that even possible? Dear god... no one answer that question please! xD But if that (somehow) happens, I would think that Lucy would be in some big trouble!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Hm, not really. I read one, but it had to do with RoLu... So, nope!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Um... Uh... I have no words for that couple xD

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Sting and Gray? NOPE! Sting and Mavis? Uhh, i'd prefer that ship better x3

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Sting discovered Rogue and Gray in a secret relationship... I'd think his reaction would be,"What the fuck?!" Mine would be, "YOU BELONG TO LUCY YOU BASTARD! *slaps Rogue*"

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Mira is matchmaking Lucy and Rogue together. The two get set up on a date by Mira, and Frosch is going to be all alone. While Rogue and Lucy are on their date, Mira has to babysit Frosch. What could happen between Frosch and Mira? Love? Kawaiiness? Dear god, where am I going with this? x3 OK, that's enough, I've officially lost my dignity!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Most likely, but I wouldn't know... I don't ship Sting and Rufus... x3

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

The key to his darkness (Eh, shitty title! Whatever, I ship 'em together! BUT, LUCY BELONGS TO ROGUE!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Sting was sitting at the Fairy Tail bar all alone (Ha, loner *laughs at Sting*) Gajeel forces Lucy to dance in her bunny costume, and Sting watches. After the performance, Sting started having thoughts, and followed Lucy home... Okay, I don't know where i'm going with this! xD You guys get the point, BUT LUCY BELONGS TO ROGUE! ALTHOUGH, I SHIP STILU, BUT ROLU IS BETTER!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Uh, no.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Rufus? Damn this is a hard one... I would choose Fancy - Iggy Azalea I don't even know... I just think it suits his style, sorta. Something is wrong with me... xD

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Lots of snuggling between Fro and Rogue, Excessive matchmaking from Mira, and lots of dating advice from Mira! (My point is, is that Rogue is going on dates with Lucy and doesn't know what to get her as a present, so he goes to Mira for advice! BOOM! TEAM ROLU BITCHES!) Huehuehue, the question never said it has to do with Mira and Rogue being a couple... Ew, that is a disgusting ship! LUCY BELONGS TO ROGUE!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Did the sun make my ice melt or was it your smile? -Wow that was the most shittiest pick up line I could ever think of! x3 Especially, because Zeref smiles like once a year. Eh, whatever it had to do with ice :p

I honestly think I answered most the questions wrong, because whenever it had to do with Rogue and some other FT girl, I still made it a RoLu somehow! xD Eh, well it didn't say it had to be about the two being a couple, or falling in love, or meeting each other and falling in love, etc. So, to my defense, I had every right to make it a RoLu, huehuehue!

Izzy's Quotes 2k14:

"I like food..."

"When life gives you a fish, smack someone in the face with it."

"Stay in drugs, don't do school, eat your parents, and listen to your veggies!"

"I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people..."

"Raisin cookies that looks like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."

"Girls are not moody. We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your shit."

"I don't know Karate, but I do know crazy, and i'm not afraid to use it!"

"I'm not lazy, i'm just on my power saving mode..."

"I did not just fall... The floor just needed a hug!"

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes."

"I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun!"

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