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Joined 09-24-14, id: 6141979, Profile Updated: 02-19-20
Author has written 18 stories for Halo, Justice League, Fallout, Monsters vs. Aliens, Walking Dead, Shrek, King Of The Hill, and Fifty Shades Trilogy.

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Lure by AriannaK reviews
A human servant has a difficult time accepting her new yautja owner, and her new status as a hunting lure. (WARNING: rated M for adult, sexual content, language, and violence.) Please R&R! COMPLETE
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/13/2020 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Predator/Yautja, Human] - Complete
Nightmare by Imagine Kayla reviews
Sequel to Phantasm. It has been almost five years since Nichole has seen Wolf. Her failure to find a proper way to deal with the xenomorphs held by the government has her repeating the incident that Blooded her. If she can reunite with her savior and mentor, it could mean the difference between life or death (UNDER REVISION).
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 136,963 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Alien/Xenomorph, Predalien, Wolf, OC - Complete
Phantasm by Imagine Kayla reviews
When Nichole and her friends venture into the forest to find something that crashed in their Estes Park home, they find more than debris lurking in those woods. Now she finds herself trapped on an alien ship, fighting for her life. Her very survival hinges on the capabilities of a single intergalactic warrior and her own tenacity (REVISED).
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,569 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Alien/Xenomorph, Wolf, OC - Complete
Beauty and the beast by Raven Toadstool reviews
Peach's youngest sister,Raven has come to live with her. Meanwhile, Peach has called Bowser a primitive beast Feeling heartbroken,bowser contemplates suicide. Can the black haired sister of Peach change his mind? RATING T for extreme violence, but probably going to be an M soon
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bowser, OC
The Alien Hotspot by Renzin reviews
When crazy GrandpaLionel left me his fortune and MontgomeryManor, I expected a nice, quiet life, just me and Tiny the cat. I had everything planned; my job, driving to see friends in the city, acting likea comfortable bachelorette who could kick most people's asses. I did not expect to find a kinky alien who seems to have ingested the insides of a glow stick. But heyho, that's life
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Human, Predator/Yautja, OC
Our Purpose by aLilBoredKid8 reviews
Fawn and Bowser have always lived a life of repetition, going through the same days over and over, always stuck in their own worlds. But there is a reason why we are put on this world. We all have something to do. People to meet. (BowserxOC, BowserxPeach, and more) TITLE CHANGED FROM Our Purpose: The People We Meet
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,748 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Peach, Bowser, Koopalings, OC
That Red Head by TheHauntedKeyboard reviews
Wally affects the lives of Central Citys' civilians on a daily basis, not even as the Flash but just as Wally West!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
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50 Shades of Irradiated Cum 2: Christian Reanimated reviews
Christian finds a second chance at life after spending an undisclosed amount of time in the abyss. What will he do with his second chance? Will he find love again?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 6/29/2020 - Christian G.
Deeper and Deeper reviews
What happens when Christian and Anastasia have a little...accident in the bedroom? Find out in this funny short story about love, trust, and learning to laugh at yourself.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
A little midnight snack
Christian gets a craving for some skinny cow ice cream. What will Ana do when he eats all her ice creams?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
The rich and the virus reviews
Christian possibly has the corona virus and he quarrels with Ana over business ethics during a pandemic
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2020 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Bill's Dumpster Bride reviews
One man's trash is another man's nightmare...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Complete
Christain X Reader: Mile high club reviews
Christian Gray asks you on a date after a steamy exchange in her office. Of course you say yes and has a night to remember.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Christian G. - Complete
Punishment reviews
Sequel to Coleus Sanctus, Christian pays for his blasphemy.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2020 - Christian G. - Complete
Coleus Sanctus reviews
Christian prays to Mother Mary in the middle of the night and has an other worldly experience.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2020 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Christian G.
Old Habits Die Hard reviews
Ana could never really quit an old college habit. She finally gives Christian a killer surprise.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2020
50 shades of irradiated cum reviews
Christian finds himself alone in the desert, the only thing he has with him is the pony jar. Will he survive?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2020 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Propain Man reviews
Hank has one rough day too many and finally snaps.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 10/4/2018
The Adventures of Blue Team reviews
The adventures of Blue Team as they take down the rebel forces and deal with John's shenanigans. OOCness is abound. Enjoy!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/24/2014
How to mend a broken soul reviews
After a tragic accident, Shrek is left paralyzed from the waist down, and his wife takes their 3 kids and abandons him, leaving him to fend for himself. An unlikely friend finds his way into Shrek's life and helps him the best he can. Will these two be able to work together to mend their broken souls or will they never be able to move on to a happier life?
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2018
Merry Squishmas reviews
Rick finds a friend. Crack-fic
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Rick G. - Complete
And So It Begins reviews
Lex has been getting strange things in the mail lately.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014
All That Sparkles reviews
A Pop Rock addict has an unfortunate reaction with a new flavor (that totally wasn't experimental). She wakes up in a strange place with even stranger people. Follow her as she tries to cope as a prison bitch .
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2015
of the toast variety reviews
His love of toast.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2015
Super Mutants Like Hands reviews
Of the hand variety.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Complete