Bears Eat Beets
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Joined 04-21-01, id: 61455, Profile Updated: 02-21-14
Author has written 11 stories for Office.

Fun Extras for The Trip:
Your source - and mine - for all things Walt Disney World!
Michael's surprise for the DM crew.
Kelly can't just wear any shirt.
Michael figures out the room arrangements.
"What's with the cover? Did you win it at bingo?”
Jim's vacation playlist.
Angela's deleted scene.
Dwight's Jedi training academy.
Jim's hats.
The song Jim had queued on the iPod (if you love the J-word, LISTEN).
The Pooh drawings.
The pumpkins that - to Kelly's (and my) chagrin - you just can't buy.
Yes that's right...the Pennsylvania Polka. Learn it, live it, love it.
HalloweenJack138's AMAZING deleted scenes! (new and improved)
One sexy animatronic!
Your great ideas.
Holly and Michael's song.
"Cool Mr. Potato Head."
Judy's note to Pam.
The song Dwight was playing (complete with fancy orchestral accompaniment).
Jim's list in total.
The Wishes fireworks.

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Argh! My Eyes! by Alex Wert reviews
Andy and Angela get it on in five parts.
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Jim Halpert and the Infinite Sadness by Baz Sabotage reviews
Dwight and Andy come to a head over Angela, Michael comes up with an insane new plan to increase his family, and no one wants to talk about the dead guy in the parking lot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
Status Updates by scullyseviltwin reviews
There are so many things she never knew about him, portions of him that unravel sporadically. JimPam
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Unexpected by PhantomProducer reviews
You never know who will stand by you when you've been deserted by everyone else.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Pam B., Dwight S. - Complete
Denouncing November Blue by crackers4jenn reviews
It starts with a bowl of candy. Dwight, Pam, Jim. All the drama-rama of Andy/Angela.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008
The First Church of Scottentology by I Am The Prince of Wales reviews
Michael starts his own religion. 'Nuff said.
Office - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008
The Right Person by Malvolia reviews
Jim visits Pam's apartment the morning after his thwarted proposal at Toby's farewell party.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
The Truth about Beets by Malvolia reviews
When Dwight discovers a piece of paper covered with lies about beets, he and Andy form an unlikely alliance to track down the culprit...who they thoroughly expect to be Jim.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
The Best Dundies Ever by shan21 reviews
What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies? Cross-posted on MTT. Now COMPLETE
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,673 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
The Art of Loving and Learning by the unfolding reviews
A short piece of JAM fluff, because I simply love them. Set after season 3 finale and before season 4 premire, though it's not really relevant.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Anticipation Is the Worst of It by bebitched reviews
Karen, Jim, Kelly, and Dwight POV during the finale, especially the end. A character study of sorts. Some implications of JimPam, KellyRyan and onesided KarenJim.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Dunder Mifflin After Evers by Alex Wert reviews
The cast gets their epilogues in this piece that further proves that I have lost my mind. Also, I am aware of the grammatical error in my title, however that was apparently the way that I wrote the name when I saved the file on Friday. I rock.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
My Wonderwall by She's a Star reviews
Five reasons JAM is meant to be!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
your own kind of music by She's a Star reviews
Andy beatboxes, Kelly enlists Oscar in the support of a different Ryan, Angela is appropriately scandalized, Michael decides that votes are like paper, and Pam overidentifies with Jim's sensitive guy music.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Here Comes Treble! by scrummybunny reviews
Five musicians Dunder Mufflin employees have discussed.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Weddings by rainwater tears reviews
Almost happy endings. And a few happy ones, too.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Wanton Faux Professionalism by She's a Star reviews
The paper industry is no place for a shameless femme fatale. That much should be obvious, and yet Angela can’t help suspecting that she’s the only one who sees it.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Chance Encounter by Malvolia reviews
After Michael hears that Pam and Jim ran into each other at an outlet mall between Stamford and Scranton, he remembers he's never talked to Pam about Jim leaving. COMPLETE. [Set after Initiation.]
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Vices by maenadbones reviews
Pam finds out a hidden habit of Jim's, and learns to share it.
Office - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Little Orange Light by unfold reviews
Jim and Pam and their first date.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
This Life With Me by shannanagin reviews
An everyday love story.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,748 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
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The Miseducation of Michael Scott reviews
CO-WRITTEN WITH HALLOWEENJACK138. Michael wants to learn the true meaning of being African-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his independent comic. Cringeworthy humor at its finest.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Things You Do Not Know reviews
A not terribly original and uncharacteristically...dare I say, fluffy one shot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Moustache Wager reviews
C'mon guys, with a title like that do you REALLY need a summary? I thought not.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008
The Trip reviews
Bears Eat Beets gets epically epic and takes the Scranton branch down to Orlando and the home of THE Mouse. Rated T for Tink won't know what hit her. Finally...amazingly...sadly...COMPLETE.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,395 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Why I'd Make An AWESOME Bridesmaid reviews
Kelly Kapoor drops some knowledge on you.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
The Costumes reviews
It's Halloween. Jim and Pam are in a competition. Angela's in the middle of an awful day. Dwight's in a skirt. Rated T because I'm too old to rate it otherwise. Now complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
The Finale Prank reviews
One-shot. When Jim and Pam learn Dwight missed the Lost season finale, they just can't help themselves. But how could Dwight miss such an important event...? Spoilers through what happens during Lost's season four finale...in Dwight's mind, at least.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
The Scranton Mix Tape reviews
Music! Stories! Michael waxes philosophic! Darryl teases! Oscar travels! And YES, Jim and Pam are in there too. T for language, y'all. Now complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,884 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
The Date reviews
or, Everyone Else Wrote It, Why Can't I? Look, I know we have bigger events pending, but it all had to start somewhere, right? Right. Here's my take. Please do enjoy. Rated mostly for the language - sorry, I loves the swears now and then! Now complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Trial Run reviews
Jim and Pam can't believe their office is a finalist to become the subject of a documentary. The filmmakers come for a trial day of shooting. Will they see anything worthwhile? Just a goofy little tale; hope you enjoy. complete
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
After The Booze Cruise reviews
Formerly entitled Slacker Ways. One-shot. Jim's night after the boat docks. Angsty as all get-out but c'mon, you know it eventually got better! Rated for several instances of harsh language.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
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