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Joined 06-21-04, id: 614747, Profile Updated: 06-23-13
Author has written 34 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Mentalist.

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I am:

bookworm
brunette
collector of many things
female
funny
generous
incorrigible optimist
movie addict
multi-lingual
night owl
obsessed with TV shows and music
perfectionist
procrastinator
quoter
random
right-handed
romantic
sarcastic
thinker
unique

I like:

a good glass of wine
aimless drives
art
books
chocolate
conspiracy theories
cooking
crying during movies
daydreaming
exploring new things
films
foreign cultures
gummy bears
history
indie movies
jisbon/jello
johnny depp
kids
laughing
meaningful hugs
mentalist
museums/galleries/shows
nature
oceans
passion
people/things that smell nice
philosophy
photography
poetry
political incorrectness
procrastination
quotes
relaxing
sarcasm
science
shopping
sincerity
sleeping in on rainy days
speaking my mind
spending time with friends
sushi
things that cost 99 cents
thunderstorms
traveling
true love
video making
warm weather
writing
x-files


Paint It Red Awards:
Into The Dark - Best Episode Tag ('13)

Paint It Red Challenges:
Oubliette (chapter 8 of 'Miscellanea') – April '12 Challenge Winner
Into The Dark - September '12 Challenge Winner
Post Scriptum (chapter 11 of 'Miscellanea') - January '13 Challenge Winner

Jello Forever Challenges:
Coconut Kiss - July '09 Challenge Winner
Flirt - September '09 Challenge Winner
The Man Who Murdered Love - January '10 Challenge Winner
Sacrificing a Pawn - May '10 Challenge Winner

Jellies:
One in a Million - Best Novel & Best Romance & Best Fluff Moment ('09)
Blame the Heat! - Best Short ('09)
The Last Straw - Best Make-Up ('09)
Hostage of Love - Best Episode Tag ('10)
Urban Fairy Tale - Best Original Character & Best Wacky Moment ('10)
Far Below the Mistletoe - Best Seasonal Fic ('10)
Miscellanea: Chapter 2 (Vow of Silence) - Best Tearjerker Moment ('10)
Two Souls - Best Angst ('10)
Miscellanea: Chapter 9 (Dressed in Leather) - Best Funny Moment ('12)

The Mentalist Awards @ LJ:
One in a Million - Het First Place winner ('09)
Flirt - Best Drama ('10)
Hostage of Love - Best Overall Fic & Best Het & Best Hurt/Comfort ('10)

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Christmas Crimes reviews
12 prompts, 1200 words. 10 drabbles and 1 double drabble for the Paint It Red Christmas Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Miscellanea reviews
A collection of random, prompt-based fic(let)s. Will probably be mainly Jane/Lisbon, but different genres. Chapter 12: Crossing Lines
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Into The Dark reviews
The life and times of Lorelei Martins, starting at the moment when she feels she really began to live. - "She just wants to be loved and she supposes, in a way, this is true for Red John as well."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Lorelei M., Red John - Complete
Entrapment reviews
"This should have stopped months ago. Not being with Jane, but having to meet him in secret in shabby motel rooms." AU, established Jane/Lisbon with a twist
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rock Bottom reviews
Lisbon finds herself in a very uncomfortable situation; AU - "She is lying; it is love that got her into this mess."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
Post-3x24 / future fic. "By slipping that note into his hand the last time she visited him, she insinuated that it's up to him to make the next move. Now he only has to decide if he is brave enough."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Two Souls reviews
What if Jane's wife and daughter were Red John's first victims? What if nobody at the CBI knew about Jane's past? AU, dark exploration of possibilities. Written for tromana as a Jello Forever Summer Secret Santa gift.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sacrificing a Pawn reviews
“It takes a skilled observer like you to notice that his smile never quite reaches his eyes.” Red John's take on that infamous promo picture for episode 2x23 everyone seems to whine about these days. Entry for the JF May challenge 'Empty Promises'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
We dance to weird songs, too reviews
“Maybe we're just too complex to get away with an average love song as our hymn.” - Written for the February challenge at the Jello Forever Forum with the prompt 'love songs'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Man Who Murdered Love reviews
How to start a successful career as a coldblooded killer and how to get out of jail in order to take revenge on those who arrested you, Red John style. - Written for the Jello Forever challenge with the prompt “new beginnings”.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Hostage of Love reviews
How would it affect Lisbon if she turned to Jane for comfort after 2x08? “She warmed to the concept of revenge when Sam Bosco's blood stained her hands red and making herself a hostage of her unconditional love for Jane surely wasn't the cure for that.”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Far Below the Mistletoe reviews
Minelli's Christmas party doesn't exactly go according to plan for Jane and Lisbon, but it is still a night they'll remember for a lifetime. Holiday fluff. Secret Santa gift for NellieTheItalian.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Urban Fairy Tale reviews
The Mouse, Blondie and the Boss Lady or How a tiny, furry animal played matchmaker. - Written for the Jello Forever challenge with the prompt “nonsense”, as you might have already suspected after the crackfic summary.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario reviews
This is the result of me regarding the prompt “nonsense” of this month's Jello Forever challenge as a license to have some fun at the expense of Patrick Jane and any unsuspecting readers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Stalemate reviews
Patrick Jane in the aftermath of losing his wife and child. A tiny hint of Jane/Lisbon if you want to interpret it that way. Only a drabble, but nevertheless an entry for the October challenge at the Jello Forever board.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Flirt reviews
How to pick up women and to taunt law enforcement professionals for years - Red John style. A nifty little piece of introspection, written for the September challenge at the Jello Forever board with the prompt "smile".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Red John - Complete
Salvaged reviews
After Red John is hunted down, Jane is ready to face the future - and his feelings for Lisbon. - Written for the jello-forever dot proboards dot com September 2009 challenge with the prompt "Smile".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Last Straw reviews
You can only annoy Lisbon so many times before she gives you the silent treatment. And how do you make her forgive you? Jane knows: Come up with an elaborate scheme and overestimate your capabilities. Bring bandages, just in case.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Deprivation reviews
Slightly AU story that explores what could have happened in the months after Jane and Lisbon first met. Warning, angsty ending. "He just wants to hold her, hear her breathe, smell her scent - until he feels strong enough to go home."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Love Thieves reviews
A strange twist of fate brings Jane back into Lisbon's life after going separate ways for nearly two years. Although the attraction is still there, she shouldn't act on it. But can she really resist?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Coconut Kiss reviews
The beach - a wonderful place to relax, to see your co-workers in swimwear and to feel more embarrassed than you thought possible. One-shot about Jane having a hard time at the beach, literally.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One in a Million reviews
Teresa Lisbon's life is about to change drastically when she finds out she's pregnant. She'd rather get through it alone, but there's the persistence of a certain blond-haired consultant who'll turn her world even more upside down.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Luke Comes For Breakfast reviews
No real plot, mainly Luke & Lorelai enjoying the physical aspect of their relationship. Lorelai's POV. Takes place during no particular episode.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Memento reviews
A love lost. "I once told you that I wanted a middle with you, and I should be grateful for every moment we experienced together, but I was hoping for more than that." Warning: Major character death.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
The Art Of Staring At The Sun Without Blinking reviews
Looking at Lorelai is pretty much like staring directly into the sun: after a while you begin to blink and end up staring at your shoes. - Rated M for adult themes in chapters 3 and 4.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Monkey in Women's Clothes reviews
Since all the cool kids are apparently doing it... My version of the iPod challenge. The title is just me being silly and shouldn't stop you from reading.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Blame the Heat! reviews
A heat wave. Daydreaming Lisbon. Shirtless Jane. Speedos. Two people in one changing cubicle. Enough said. - Rated M for sexual situations. Part 2/2 is up!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Term of Endearment reviews
Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Passion, or not reviews
Focuses on Teresa Lisbon, her POV. "There are exactly three reasons why I'm in bed with Reggie right now. ... #3 Patrick Jane."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Just an idea that popped into my mind and didn't leave me alone until I had written it down. "And still, like every time in the aftermath of their lovemaking, she could already sense him slipping away from her again."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Snowmen Don't Cry reviews
Post episode 5.14 fic. Lorelai's POV. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Contemplations of an expectant father reviews
Luke and Lorelai are expecting their first child. Luke shares his thoughts and feelings during the pregnancy with us. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Hot As Ice reviews
Luke and Lorelai spend some time at the Ice Cream Shoppe. And no - eating a sundae is not what is on their mind.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Size matters reviews
Luke, Lorelai & a mysterious box. A little JavaJunkie Advent season story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete