Jehovah
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Joined 06-21-04, id: 614784
Author has written 2 stories for Bible, and Redwall.
LIFE STORY: I was born, then some other crap happened. THE END.

I haven't been writing much lately due to taking up bass guitar. It's harder than it looks, especially if you want to go beyond Krist Novasellic-esq 4 note basslines.

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Dudley Meets the Dentist by the bert reviews
Ficlet. What happens when Dudley changes his dentist to Dr. Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2001
Class of '84 by Miraculous5 reviews
Look around and see how high school resembles Orwell's world. Please check this out, it won't take long to read.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2001 - Published: 5/23/2001
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The King James Bible Revamped reviews
A verse-by-verse parody of the KJB. If you'll get offended, don't read it.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004
How to Write a Novel in the Redwall Series reviews
Some disgruntled observations
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004