Cassiel Oliviari
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Joined 06-21-04, id: 614873, Profile Updated: 09-29-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of War by l'ombre de tes yeux reviews
A tale of the Second Occupation: Kira, Dukat, and a plan within a plan within a plan leading to a trap. K/Du in a wonky sort of way. Star Trek and all related concepts and characters are the property of Paramount/Viacom.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kira N., G. Dukat - Complete
Blind by Campy Capybara reviews
WIP:: A Potions accident leaves Hermione temporarily blind. What if Malfoy were bound by magical law to watch over the welfare of his saviour? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Betrothed by locqua reviews
Were Edward & Rosalie truly honest with Bella when describing their time together before Emmett came into the family? This is their story. True to canon & character, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,123 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Oponn reviews
When two people think about something so much, can they make it happen?
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,155 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Hermione Sue and the Prisoner of A Cuaron by Delylah reviews
A parody of the Movie Version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, written by two less than pleased fans. Read all about SupHermione! and her adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,228 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ron's Dr Pepper by mugglewriter13 reviews
Updated August 2008! Draco and Hermione meet up in an unusual place all because of Ron’s Dr. Pepper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Be a Doll by Sacagawea reviews
Something terrible happens to Draco and courtesy of the Head Code he is put under Hermione's care! Will they be triumphant? Will Hermione throw him off the North Tower? Read and Review. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,399 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Precious Empty Space by Priah reviews
Complete After six years of traveling by foot half way across the world, Draco returns to the the family he left behind. The family which thought him dead by way of war. Hermione, his loyal wife, and Junior, the son of 5 he has never met. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,232 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Wrong by MusikLuver reviews
Hermione Granger’s life is going great: She just got a promotion at the Ministry, & she’s engaged to the perfect man, Harry Potter. But what happens when Mr. Totally Wrong comes into her life? Is he really so wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6177 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Mad-Maudlin-42 reviews
In 1998, Draco Malfoy died and left Malfoy Manor to Hermione in his will. Five years later, Hermione finds some things that she didn't expect: roses and a tangled web of heirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,397 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco's Favour by Draco-Malfoy-Severus-Luva reviews
DMHG Draco decides that it would be funny to spill ink all over Hermione's robes. As a result, he gets detention and wants payback so he curses Hermione...He ends up owing her a favour, anything she wants... - Let the fun begin!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,048 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wandering Child by dancechica reviews
What would have happened if Raoul hadn't showed up during Wandering Child? This story is just one idea. Reviews are welcome, but please be kind!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 1/31/2005
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Who Can You Turn To? by morgannia reviews
New Chapter Uploaded Hermione is devastated by a major shock and her friends aren't around to help, but Draco is there to gleefully pick up the pieces. And this is just the beginning . . . So please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,068 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gee, We're Stuck by Takitwo reviews
It was a harmless Valentines Day game to everyone except Hermione and her good ole foe. What's worse than being handcuffed to Draco for Hermione? Having your best friends give away the only key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Child of the Wilderness by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
Christine has a child... And Erik wants his daughter back! Not EC. Rated M for sexual content in first chapter. WARNING: Erik's not a likeable guy in the first couple chapters...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Erik - Complete
Happily Ever After? by The Lark reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Veracity by Arkaeo reviews
Elizabeth Turner has a child, and has to deal with the truth which is, among other things, that it isn't Will's. Oneshot, character death. JE WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Enemy of the State by Quills reviews
CHAPTER 20 & 21 ARE NOW UP Captain Soma returns for an all new adventure with Archer and the crew of the NX-01 as they attempt to stop the Xindi from destroying Earth.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
It Takes Two to Make Love by atalanta's apples reviews
Ch.5, fixed mess up-When asked by the boy that she likes, Hermione claims her best shag ever was Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, she and Draco realize that the only one way to fix a lie...is to make it a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Most Eligible Bachelorette by VBC reviews
Hermione Granger, 24, is officially the most successful mediwitch ever. Being in the top 10 bachlorettes she has the opportunity to date and meet the other bachelors. Who knows what trouble can brew when Draco Malfoy is amongst them...R&R! COMPLETE! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,563 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Harry Potter Woke Up by Sacagawea reviews
An extremely random fic about what would happen if J.K. Rowling pulled an 'and then he woke up'for Harry Potter. No longer a oneshot.WARNING: Characters are SUPPOSED to be OOC. So be prepared for ultrahigh levels of funny stupdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
Saving Prefect Draco by Calamari Soup reviews
She wasn’t supposed to feel sorry for him; she was supposed to feel smug that he had got his comeuppance. Even if he was found half dead in a corridor. She frowned slightly. There was something wrong with that logic. HGDM. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Like Fire It Burns by nikalee reviews
Ron's slow decent into madness as he becomes closer to his sister than he ever thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Ron W., Ginny W.
The Phoenix and Turtle by Taelyn reviews
Waking up "the morning after" without any memory of the night before? Bad sign. And when Hermione and Draco wake up hopelessly entwined and clueless one morning, it's only a matter of time before their lives become just as irritatingly tangled together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,017 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reality TV Wizard's Style by xzaire reviews
Say whaaat? DRACO Malfoy and HERMIONE Granger in a MUGGLE REALITY TV SHOW for COUPLES? TOGETHER? You must be kidding! PUREBLOODS&MUDBLOODS; WIZARDS&MUGGLES; ENEMIES&LOVERS... THEY JUST DON'T MIX! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stuck on You by Atiannala reviews
A Potions Prank creates a rather 'sticky' situation! What is it? Read to find out! This one is going to be fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dilemma by Jareth's Whore reviews
Narcissa has been tricked into her marrige; her twin is causing trouble; Draco has to bust her out of captivity; she and Snape do not get along; does Remus still love her the way he used to? What is with Draco and Hermione? RLNB HGDM...funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Narcissa M.
Seldom Tread Paths by Archica reviews
Sequel to "Nobody's Girl". AU fic in which Muggles are dead and Half-Bloods are servants. Harry becomes the servant of Ron and Ginny. Slash and mild incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Hermione's Potions by a tragically beautiful chair reviews
Hermione, in all her genius, creates the perfect love potion. She has to test and unwilling heart, however. But how unwilling was it? HmDr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,668 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hidden Lioness by MusikLuver reviews
COMPLETEDThe sequel to Hidden Dragon but its not required. Five years later, and it hasn't gotten better. Hermione has a secret, Draco is forced into living with someone he doesn't like, and there's a new woman. The question is who is she? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Seduction by SingingMoon'n'LadyWillow reviews
Erik cannot contain his feelings for Christine any longer, and on the night of her first performance, he lures her through the mirror to profess his love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2004
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Facade by just call me Cappy reviews
On Valentine's Day, Hermione Granger spurned, bitter, and finding herself in a rather strange and painfullyfamiliar costume finds comfort in the strangest source. The colour pink and furry animals appear most frequently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Chemical Imbalances by Fluff reviews
My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot by Duchess of Inkling reviews
This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.
Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2004
Pieces by brilliant-moon reviews
Hermione is about to have her first child. Is it possible, that Draco Malfoy: Deatheater could be the father?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cuffed by BeadsOfGrace reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP MAKE SURE TO READ AN During Muggle Studies, a rather...interesting accident occurs, which results in Draco and Hermione being handcuffed together...romance blooms
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life as a Film by Atellix reviews
COMPLETE- DracoHermione fic- Draco falls in love with a mystery movie-quoting girl from the train. What he doesn't know is that it's really Hermione! Full of movies lines and your favorite characters, plus a few more! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
extempore by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: A loud crying interrupts the Potions Master in his seventh years' Potions class...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When a Lion Became a Snake by jess-a-bear reviews
Hermione's asked to help the Resistance in an unusual way. When she accepts, she doesn't realize what it will do to her. With major participation from Lucius, and partial participation from Draco and Snape it's going to be crazy. Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Xavier Mansion Diaries by Troll Princess reviews
A spoof of "Bridget Jones's Diary" in which the X-Men, the Brotherhood, and other characters from the movieverse write down their version of the events of "X-Men" and "X2". Spoilers for both movies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nobody's Girl by Archica reviews
Alternate Universe fic where all Muggles are dead and Mudbloods are slaves. What happens when Hermione becomes the slave of Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If the light shines on me again by Elwe Singollo reviews
*COMPLETE * // EPIC. NO SLASH, NO MARY SUE. Legolas and Arwen, loads of action, romance and a very respectable plot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
It makes sense, does it not? by ex-LongLongHair reviews
Here it is. Heaps of lines from the books that could be misconstrued all stitched together and marketed as a fic. Warning: Slash occurs...just not explicitly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Harry P.
Gossip" by Quills reviews
the bridge crew have a round table discussion about our favorite couple.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
For Earth is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky by Chastity1 reviews
[complete] "Love, if you love me, lie next to me. Be for me, like rain, the getting out of the tiredness, the fatuousness, the semi-lust of intentional indifference..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,509 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2001 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Eater's Kiss by PigeonWings reviews
When bitter enemies Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy meet by chance late one night, their initial arguments turns into loveless passion. Somewhat morbid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Don't Speak reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in St Mungo's unable to move, with his jaw wired shut. How will Hermione, an intern Healer, take advantage of the situation, or will she do nothing at all? Updated 1114
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rowling and Seuss: Together at Last reviews
Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if its for you! HG, DHr, RL.UPDATED1019
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Deprived Child reviews
Draco never really had a mother. Will Hermione Granger show him what he was truely missing? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday Granger reviews
Hermione's had some odd gifts, but Malfoy's really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Penname: Hermione Granger reviews
Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle Author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.APPENDIX0913
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quintuplets reviews
Mama Mione? Papa Draco? Life will change for the House Heads when they are de-aged, and placed in hiding with these two teenaged wizards. Has Dumbledore gone bonkers? Read and find out! UPDATE828
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.