Laura V. Bleediotie
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Joined 06-22-04, id: 615735
Author has written 3 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events.
Dear Reader,

Laura V. Bleediote is a 13-year-old writer/reader/artist/volunteer and has not burned down any houses with or without accused arsonist Lemony Snicket, despite what you may have heard. She is simply a mild-mannered Christian teen growing up in the US with her famliy. Laura owns all the books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, written by totally and completely innocent Lemony Snicket, but only for research. One of her duties as a detective is to make sure any crucial information in these horrible books does not go unnoticed. It is because of this, she spends most of her days weeping uncontrollably, wishing desperately she didn't have to read such a tragic series.

Laura V. Bleediote's latest presentations include several accounts of the lives of the Baudelaires in her "K. Baudelaire Chronicles" series. Her more light-hearted tale, "Book the Twelfth: A Comedy", is probably the best one to read, considering how it won't make you weep for hours. Experts predict that her next project might be a report on the devastating plight of young Fernald Widdershins.

With all due respect.


Augh, wow, it has been so long since I've visited this site! Here we are, one more day to go before the release of Book the Twelfth (ACK!) and I'm getting back into Snicket mode, becoming more inspired to get back into fan-ficcing. To tell you the truth, folks, I had kinda given up on my stories. I have homework every schoolday and on the weekends I am always too busy not being busy- that is, lounging around soaking up the non-schoolness- that I haven't really gotten around to any writing. But now, seeing how many people are still out there, waiting for an update,'s actually really heartening you guys, that some of you have been here from the very beginning of After All, all the way to the latest chapter of Book the Twelfth: A Comedy, and still wanting more. You guys are the reason why I'm here right now, writing this note of encouragement: You haven't seen the last of K. Baudelaire and Co. This fic is still very close to my heart and I feel horrible for how long I've left it waiting for another chapter. I can't tell you how soon it will be, but please don't leave just yet; if you stick around just a little longer, it'll come, folks, it'll come.

With all due respect,



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Prodigy by The Cowman reviews
My first and only memory is waking up in that white room with four dead men around me. It's a strange feeling being no one. Chapter 7 is up.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004
The Story of the Snicket Siblings by Hlessirah reviews
The final chapter of this miserable fanfic has now been posted, but I’m sure you would rather read a much happier conclusion, than hear about Lemony's lonely night in a terrible tower.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
The Quelling Quandary by MLynnBloom reviews
(full summary inside) Chapter the 6th inside! It's Thursday, and as Quigley learns the horrible plan Olaf has in stock, the Baudelaires are heading right for it...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Like All Orphans by Ebony Dear reviews
Like all orphans, the two kidnapped brats were so stupid that they didn't even look scared as Mrs. K carried them away."- Vice Principal Nero (Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography) Read and Review.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Prisoner of Yesterday by t dot chick reviews
Klaus's POV. When your older sister has gone away, your true love has left you alone, and there is no one to console you, a memory to cling to just might be your savior.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
One Life To Live by LollipopsAreTears reviews
This voice in my's telling me to let go.. but who is it calling to me? Pain surges through me and I find myself here, in the end of it all..-Klaus Fic-A ending to the second eldest Baudelaire-GREAT THANKS!Chapter 6 up on Christmas!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004
The Audacious Author by RockSunner reviews
In this sequel to the AU fiction The Intractable Interrogator, Klaus writes about the sad life of Lemony Snicket. Finale and ending notes completed.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
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Book the Twelth: A Comedy reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
The Second Story reviews
Volume the 2nd in the K. Baudelaire Chronicles. Sunny is kidnapped, and it's up to Klaus and Co. to find her. Will Sunny ever be rescued? Is V.F.D. gone forever? And why is this mysterious woman so determined to get revenge on Klaus? Read and find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,207 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
After All: By K Baudelaire reviews
A decade after the end of ASoUE, Klaus believes he can find his sisters when a newspaper article reports a sighting of two of the infamous "Baudelaire Butchers". Is everything finally going to be normal for Klaus? {Now Finished!}
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,480 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004