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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.

~ "Writers write for the same reason readers read- to find out what’s going to happen." ~
-Elmore Leonard

Hi everyone! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!

January 6, 2008- Don't worry, I will be writing as soon as I can. If anyone would like to help, go complain to my teachers. Ahahaa! ;-)

January 1, 2008- New Year's resolution- write and update more often!!! Happy New Year, everyone!!!

December 31, 2007- "Bring On The War!: Chapter Four" is up at long last!!!!! XD

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
~Emerson Spartz

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
~Tom Clancy

"Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
~Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"Fatal Error! I did good."
~Griflekin, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

"I married a moose, we don't need counseling."
~Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"I want to keep the blond one as my pet."
~ Illyria, Angel

"You wouldn't be a noodle, would you?"
~ Ranma 1/2

Mr. Feeny: "Mr. Mathews?"
Eric: "Mr. Squirrels."
Cory: "Eric?"
Eric: "Plays With."
~Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"Oh now you've done it. You've broken one of my chests!"
~ Jerry/Daphne talking to Joe/Josephine in the play Sugar

"I'm a man." -Jerry/Daphne
"Well nobody's perfect!" -Sir Osgood Fielding
~from the play Sugar

"Hey, now we call you Greg!" -BrittyWeasley and I
"No, now you call me Mr. Cool Guy." -Mr. 'Cool Guy'
"No, now we can call you Greg." -Me
~ Finding out our student teacher's first name

Always remember- Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!

That's Dom-tastic! Neal-erific!

Please do not anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.

Rock is dead; long live paper and scissors.

Never fear, Raoul is here!

"Me Kate! Me throw rock!"
~ Sawyer, Lost

"Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter."
~ Hurley, Lost

Claire: Oh no, I'm not married.
Charlie: Oh.
Claire: I know, how modern of me.
Charlie: Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.
~ Lost

'"I'm alive! I'm blind... And limp as an over-cooked piece of farfalle, but I'm alive!"'
~ Merton, Big Wolf on Campus

'"Ah, Jello's too runny! No good!"'
~Merton, Big Wolf on Campus

"...some deaths may not have been registered. If your name should be on this list, but it is not, the State Archives does not have a record of it."
Found this on a website that had a list of death certificates. (And I'd hope that if you were surfing the web, your name wouldn't be on the list...)

'"We do try to eat," Raoul called back to her. "I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle."
"But there was that time in Fanwood," a voice behind them said.
"That wedding in Tameran," added blond Sergeant Osbern, riding a horse-length behind Kel.
"Don't forget when what's-his-name, with the army, retired," yelled a third.
"Silence, insubordinate curs!" cried Raoul. "Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!"'

'Neal looked at his year mates and Faleron. "You do realize we should all be put in a nice, cozy room somewhere with muscular people to keep us from harming ourselves?"'
~Lady Knight

'"Hello, Professor McGonagall," said Moody calmly, bouncing the ferret still higher.
"Wha-what are you doing?" said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret's progress through the air.
"Teaching," said Moody.
"Teach-Moody, is that a student?" shrieked Professor McGonagall, the books spilling out of her arms.
"Yep," said Moody.'
~Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

'"Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.'
~Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

'Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got off, he got off, he got off-"'
~Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

'"Aha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!"'
~Porthos, The Three Musketeers

'"The picnic was delicious. The champagne was excellent. Remind me to send the Cardinal a note!"'
~Porthos, The Three Musketeers

"We'll stay up late, swappin' manly stories! And in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!"
~Donkey, Shrek

"But why is the rum gone!"
~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

'"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G'.
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned halfheartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."'
~Fred, George, and Ron in one of the "Harry Potter" books

'"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him have Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"'
~Harry in one of the "Harry Potter" books

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1) manifesto
2) fob
3) breechclout
4) triangulate


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Promises Defended by Robin4 reviews
War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,073 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
A Tale of Two Cousins by Shibhon reviews
Our two favourite cousins (Dom & Neal of course) progress through life to the age we know them now. Kicking and screaming all the way. (KD, eventually)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 10/20/2003
Tortallan Truth or Dare by Seadragon reviews
The Tortallans are suckered in to a Truth or Dare gameshow, hosted by none other than the Marauders! They're in for a wild ride! [Chapter 13 is up! Wow that took me a long time... Enjoy it people]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 8/19/2003
Promises Remembered by Robin4 reviews
Sirius is ten years out of his time. Remus is having disturbing visions. James is struggling to hold the world together. Peter is trying to learn how to live without lies. Sequel to Promises Unbroken, AU. Updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 227,851 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Forgotten Shall Rise by Seadragon reviews
Things in Tortall are changing rapidly, with no end in sight. People are dying, people are disappearing, and people are getting scared. But there are a few things the Hall didn't plan on, like old love, old allegiances, and old secrets.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,880 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Best Years of Our Lives by Seadragon reviews
Alanna, Jon, Raoul, and Gary decide to play a little prank, you know, for old time’s sakes. Unfortunately, they played a prank on the wrong people… Soon, they find themselves reliving some of the most, let’s say interesting, years of their lives.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
For Always by BrittyWeasley reviews
She was gone. The memories would have to suffice. She was gone, and there was nothing he could do about it. DN.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Hogwarts: A Musical by Kaelinacoop reviews
When two authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... SINGING! Oooh boy... As always, reviews, flames and popcorn welcome! Includes the smash hit, "What a Wonderful Sock!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
Random Tales About Various People by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Title basically says all. Jonathan's best friend is a pickle, Numair is insane, Thayet loses her hair, Cleon wears a tutu, and all sorts of other disturbing things occur.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Group Bonding by thekeeperofwords reviews
Jon ordains that his nobles need more 'court bonding', so prepare yourself for a concert of our favorite Tortallans singing popular (meaningful) songs to eachother! Better than it sounds..RR!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Deepest, Darkest Secrets by Seadragon reviews
Seadragon and Faithful team up on unsuspecting Tamora Pierce characters! [Chapter 4 up, in the words of my good buddy, FINALLY! Took you long enough!]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
ME: Trapt by Seadragon reviews
Hogwarts 5th Years and up are off to a Muggle Camp. A Death Eater attack finds Lily and James lost in the woods, with no way to get back, and an army searching for them. Some people will stop at nothing to get what they want. Voldemort is no exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Plotting the Most Unfortunate Downfall of Mr Black by Seadragon reviews
Sirius is bored. So... The Marauders and Lily start a school wide game of Partners Hide and Seek! Not willingly of course... [Chapter Three is officially... UP!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Allergies by Saraswathi reviews
[Winner of THA 2005] Tobe discovers that his mistress has a peculiar allergy to Sergeant Domitan.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Trust a Pretty Boy by Shibhon reviews
Picks up right after 'Several Years After Several Days'. Kel and Dom are having trouble finding time together, and when a handsome scribe arrives on the scene, it doesn't make things any easier.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
Several Years after Several Days by Shibhon reviews
Many years after 'Several Days of Aggravating Occurrences'. I advise you to read that piece before this one. Kel and Dom are 2 years married.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Tortall
Several Days of Aggravating Occurences by Shibhon reviews
Kel and Dom are not involved in a not so dangerous plot that is not against the King or Queen or anyone in particular.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
Alanna's Baby by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Who's the father?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2001
Job Hazards by Jedi Boadicea reviews
A story inspired by the briefly glimpsed but fascinating Bill Weasley, the eldest of the red-haired brothers. Set in the summer after GoF. PG-13 for mild language and insinuations (Bill's a big boy, after all) but mostly it's pretty innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2000
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Bring On The War! reviews
Some of the most powerful people in Tortall start a prank war. And is that Kel and Dom kissing in the corner? Characters include The Lioness, Kel, Dom, The King, a cherry tart, and many more!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Tortall
Loving My Best Friend reviews
A certain cousin and a certain best friend of a certain Meathead fall in love. Rated PG13, just in case.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
A Look into the Life of the Wondrous Sirius Black reviews
Alternate Title: 'The Bloody Book of a Slightly Psychotic Marauder and his Adventures at or not at Hogwarts.' Oh yeah, you better believe it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Sirius B.
Charades: International Edition reviews
The Marauders and Lily start out hosting a game of charades, but end up hosting something else all together! Featuring a cast of some famous Tortallens, the Fellowship, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Road Trip! reviews
The Marauders, Lily, Rob, Ren, Claire, and Meg go on a vacation after their 7th and final year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.