We are the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. We are a group of humour writers who analyse bad fanfiction and highlight what exactly makes it bad. We do not flame, troll, or attempt to get the stories we write missions into removed. We do not attack authors, in missions, in reviews, or in any way. We attack bad characterisation and bad characters. Our agents are fictional characters who travel through the Word Worlds, protecting canon from the scourge of badfic. We are not them, and they are not us. They can destroy badfic; we don’t even try to touch the original.

But they’re far more interesting to read about than us. ;)

If you enjoyed PPC: Driftwood and want to find more stories like it, Google the phrase 'Protectors of the Plot Continuum'. We have a Wiki and a Posting Board, and hundreds of missions.