DoctoressOctopus
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Joined 06-22-04, id: 616058, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 11 stories for X-Men, Digimon, X-Men: Evolution, Resident Evil, Prince of Persia, Tales of Symphonia, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Name: DoctoressOctopus, a.k.a. Phase.
Reason for my name:
named after my favorite bad guy of all time, Doctor Octopus.
Writing journal: http://pen-x-pistol.livejournal.com/ (I hiiiighly recommend my WJ over my ff.net account, as I post much more stuff there. And everything here has at least a touch of fail to it, anyway.)
Gender:
Female
Age:
23
Nationality: American
Likes:
Video games, anime, manga, comics, reading, writing, country music, rock music, animals
Dislikes:
Yaoi/yuri/shounen ai/shoujo ai/slash, incest pairings, rap music, stupid people, anime men who cross-dress and/or stalk young boys (I truly hate you, Orochimaru), bugs, poodles, chainsaws, pop-up ads, commercials, that ad on the ff.net homepage that says "wanna hook a hottie?"

NOTICE: this account is now inactive as far as I'm concerned. All my writing will now be only at Livejournal, but I'll leave here what's still left. Thanks!

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Scars by Spoons1899 reviews
A series of vignettes, from Leon's point of view. He muses on his various relationships with Ada, Claire, and Ashley. They pretty much can be read separately, or as a story. Takes place during RE4.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
The Bet by Picklesticks reviews
Tsunade's bets may have more power than she realizes. But to bring Jiraiya back from his suicide mission? Spoilers for current manga chapters up to 370 and minor JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ino's Love Thesis by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Stress by Yugao reviews
As usual, Shizune is stressing out at work. What will it take to calm her down? A little push from the Hokage. [KakashiShizune]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Lime. It was too late that Sasuke realized Sakura had grown into a fanatic feminist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Thin by Oh Dee reviews
Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Silkspun Dreams by Yukina-Raven reviews
A collection of various EdxWinry stories from the past, to the present, to the future.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remorse by Feral Phoenix reviews
I got her killed, Teacher... this is all my fault. I failed someone again, and it feels worse this time than it ever has. Oneshot, angsty, Lust spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Lust - Complete
What Waits Behind the Silence by Donatien Valiarde reviews
[Oneshot] '...and he was suddenly aware of the surroundings that had once been utter and complete silence...' A novelization of the scariest scene in Resident Evil 4, with a touch of LeonAda.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Chiaroscuro by PrometheusUntied reviews
Post RE4 OneShot. Leon and Ada discover that sometimes the truth lies in what is left unsaid, and sometimes meaning can only be found at the other end of the spectrum.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/26/2005
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Sworn, Stained, and Justified reviews
Twenty truths about Sasuke Uchiha, from birth to twenty-five. Failures, triumphs, and everything in between. Spoilers up to around chapter 401. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Breaking Point of Starting Over reviews
Spoilers for chapter 402. After learning the truth of his life, Sasuke faces his new grief and, for the first time in so long, allows himself to feel without shame.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant reviews
Series spoilers. The Dark Prince’s only goal is what he can get, whatever the price. When old feelings for Farah get in the way of his ambition, he takes the matter into his own hands to settle it permanently. Dark Prince’s POV. Oneshot.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
As Long As I Live reviews
AU. In a seventeenth century town ruled by prejudice, two slaves strive to find a life after bitter experiences and soon discover that their paths are destined to cross. Romy, GambitRogue. Jonda, JohnWanda.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,896 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 7/1/2004
50 Sentences reviews
50 themes, 50 sentences. Pairings include EdWinry, EdRose, subtle RoyRiza, and very subtle ScarLust. Done for a Livejournal community. Spoilers for the anime if you haven't seen episode 51, nothing movie or manga related.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Complete
Promises and Obligations reviews
Lloyd and Kratos face off in their last battle, forced to put aside the truth that binds them in hopes of determining the future of the two worlds. Spoilers. Oneshot. No pairings, because that'd be nasty.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Walk Away reviews
Mid TTT. The Prince battles monsters, quarrels with his other half, and reflects on his relationship with Farah and what could have been. Oneshot.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
First and Last reviews
One Christmas Eve, Rebecca meets up with an old friend only to be reminded why anything between them is impossible. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Breaking Through reviews
My version of the scene where Rebecca finds the unconscious Billy. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Unspoken Dream reviews
Apocalypse has been defeated, and now it's time for Rogue to try and get back into her old life. But it's a hard thing to do, especially when a grateful Cajun shows up, willing to try and fix things between them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Met by Moonlight reviews
When Kouji finds himself the source of a sleepless Zoe’s comfort, a little nighttime bonding takes place, but things soon take a turn for the worst. Slight Kouzumi, Kozumi. Oneshot. Revised.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Kouji M./Koji, Izumi O./Zoe - Complete