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Joined 06-22-04, id: 616058, Profile Updated: 03-28-16
Author has written 10 stories for Prince of Persia, Tales of Symphonia, and Kingdom Hearts.

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Jay.

Gamer. Moderate anime watcher. Survival horror wimp. Fight scene junkie. Aggressive genfic writer. Terrible at titles.

Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Tales of, and... well, mostly those. Might get around to ficcing Destiny one day.

Note: concerning any and all Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep fics that I write, I do not take the novel series into account! They were not written by Nomura and have no canon foundation (they even contradict canon a couple times that I know of). If you want to use them as supplemental material yourself, I will not judge! That's totally fine. But personally speaking, I choose to ignore them, so I'm aware that I will sometimes contradict them. 8]

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Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,539 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Scars by Spoons1899 reviews
A series of vignettes, from Leon's point of view. He muses on his various relationships with Ada, Claire, and Ashley. They pretty much can be read separately, or as a story. Takes place during RE4.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006
The Bet by Picklesticks reviews
Tsunade's bets may have more power than she realizes. But to bring Jiraiya back from his suicide mission? Spoilers for current manga chapters up to 370 and minor JirTsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ino's Love Thesis by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Stress by Yugao reviews
As usual, Shizune is stressing out at work. What will it take to calm her down? A little push from the Hokage. [KakashiShizune]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Lime. It was too late that Sasuke realized Sakura had grown into a fanatic feminist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Thin by Oh Dee reviews
Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Silkspun Dreams by Yukina-Raven reviews
A collection of various EdxWinry stories from the past, to the present, to the future.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remorse by Feral Phoenix reviews
I got her killed, Teacher... this is all my fault. I failed someone again, and it feels worse this time than it ever has. Oneshot, angsty, Lust spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Lust - Complete
What Waits Behind the Silence by Donatien Valiarde reviews
[Oneshot] '...and he was suddenly aware of the surroundings that had once been utter and complete silence...' A novelization of the scariest scene in Resident Evil 4, with a touch of LeonAda.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Chiaroscuro by PrometheusUntied reviews
Post RE4 OneShot. Leon and Ada discover that sometimes the truth lies in what is left unsaid, and sometimes meaning can only be found at the other end of the spectrum.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/26/2005
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Training Wheels
"Sometimes memories just need a little help getting out." Ventus, Terra, Aqua. Quick fic done for the prompt "Ven and patience."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Forever, If I Have To
What if Aqua had been Xehanort's student? In the wake of having her heart fractured, she's left in the care of two concerned boys who do their best to call her home. AU short fic, done for the prompt "role reversal" in the June 2015 event at the KHplatoniclove group on dA.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven, Eraqus - Complete
We Fall and Start Again reviews
There are no regrets. Only lessons to learn from, memories to cherish, and the occasional reminder that the most important things never really change. Terra Ven Aqua, based post-KH3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete
What's Rightfully Yours reviews
The road was longer than Sora ever knew, and the one who helped him walk it every step is also waiting at the end of it. Sora Ventus, KH3-based.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sora, Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Days Long Gone reviews
Request fic done for the prompt "Sick Day." It's rare for a mission to become personal and even rarer for Axel to pull overtime, but even he can make an exception now and again. Axel, Saïx. Genfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
These Are Not Our Best Years (Thankfully) reviews
Two sets of freshman twins and a slow hour of detention. Thus the cruel cycle continues. Sora, Roxas, Ventus, Vanitas. High school AU? Yes, high school AU. (Done for a friend who gave me the idea.)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sora, Roxas, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas - Complete
Running In Place
A glance sideways reveals a female, which is twice as unexpected. Women in particular tend not to approach him, except on the rare occasion that they want something - money, usually - but Vanitas can immediately tell that this girl needs no hand-outs, nor is she dressed in some scandalous outfit meant to draw his eye. [Vanitas, Kairi. AU.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Kairi, Vanitas - Complete
Next Contestant reviews
Series spoilers. The Dark Prince’s only goal is what he can get, whatever the price. When old feelings for Farah get in the way of his ambition, he takes the matter into his own hands to settle it permanently. Dark Prince’s POV. Oneshot.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Promises and Obligations reviews
Lloyd and Kratos face off in their last battle, forced to put aside the truth that binds them in hopes of determining the future of the two worlds. Spoilers. One-shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Walk Away reviews
Mid TTT. The Prince battles monsters, quarrels with his other half, and reflects on his relationship with Farah and what could have been. Oneshot.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete