Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
"If my doctor told me I only had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." - Isaac Asimov
"A scholar's ink is better spilt then a martyr's blood." - Anynomous
Deceptive Kindness' Biography
Scribe: AJ Seawiel
I was born in blah blah blah who cares...
Despite English being her first language she'd be better off spelling Spanish than anything else. ie. She SUCKS at GRAMMAR!!!! Example. Recently she spelled comfortable as such: comphfortable. BUT! She had an excuse of being medicated. Perhaps this is because it is due to her wandering and often aimless mind. The fact that she is convinced she is going to marry Lucius Malfoy (don't attempt to tell her he is fictional, you'll only end up in pain) is direct proof of this statement. Though they would make beautiful children that is beside the point.
Having first opened the Philosopher's Stone at age 10, she has become a Harry Potter maniac. She relies heavily on Iced-Capps to keep her permanent twitch at bay and really is a nice person once you get past the extreme sarcasm and overall Snape-ish attitude. (HE IS NOT EVIL!!!) (We'd make okay-ish children. With nose jobs at birth...) She is additcted to living off of freezies, juice boxes (that REALLY should be for lunches), grapes and the occasional chocolate bar.
Now we should go on to explain.. no no no, I was thinking out loud, no! DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN!!! Oh, fine.. How me and you (I think she means you and I) will write a joint fiction about Harry, god I mean, Draco and Hermione. And it shall be worthy of Voldemort's reading pleasure (if he is indeed as perverted as I). Also fair readers, I will eventually somehow fix or delete my Lucius/Narcissa fic, (WHY?) by fix, I mean get out the BLOC I am currently subcumming to. It has me cased. There you go. Finally.
To end this biography... -shiftyeyed-
Completely Useless but MANDETORY Information
I am as extremely perverted as I am a procrastinator
I willingly admit that I cannot spell worth sh-- (which is WHY AJ is beta (and writing this))
I like to sleep A LOT (not just with others but by myself for those of you as perverted as myself... I know you were thinking it -shiftyeye-)
I hate M-- (AJ claims this is a swear word) fine.. -air quotes- Muggle-borns
I love Lucius and Snape and occasionally Draco -AJ gives me a look of purest loathing- ...because Draco belongs to AJ -AJ smiles-
Simple mechanics easily confuse me (as was just proven by failure to close a bathroom door correctly)
I love Lucius and Snape-o -Snape gives look of loathing/death/hate- well, he liked it in bed last night... -Lucius: Hey! Wait - I thought you were with me!- -Snape: What's this?-
I am in deep sh--
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