In post-WWI Paris, pianist Roderich Edelstein needs a job, and ballet instructor Natalya Arlovskaya needs an accompanist. (Human AU. Austria/Belarus, AusBela.)

What if Theon Greyjoy had embraced his future as a man in the course of Robb Stark's war, and taken what he wanted like a real Ironborn? What if he hadn't paid the gold price? Wildly AU fic, focused around Theon. Rated M for violence and maybe smut.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

The foul smelling knight stepped forward, yanking Howzer with him. "This one is under arrest for attacking a child," he said ignoring Howzer's indignant "I did NOT!" Undaunted he continued his explanation, "the other two are under arrest for destroying a vendor's cart and stealing produce." "We did NOT!" Gilthunder and Griamore cried out in protest.

There is a legend that a demon is haunting Notre-Dame, that you can hear him at night if you are unlucky enough. It's probably just a rumour to attract even more tourists, but..what if the legend is true? And what if, equally lonely but less noisy, someone else is in the same position on the other side of the city? Follow our German and Spanish tourists in a mysterious Paris...

Watching him from the sidelines again, you suddenly realize that in a way… you've marked him. An imprint of your lips are on his and photos of it are going to be splashed across advertisements and stores for everyone to see.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

There's a lot of tension going on between Zen and Mr. Han during the first day of filming for Jumin's commercial for his new cat food. Does Jumin Han is gay? Does also Zen will gay? Find out now. - The cat food commercial with Zen and Jumin was just a yaoi fanfic waiting to happen am I right or am I right? **NSFW/YAOI/LEMON** (gets more intense in later chapters)

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER NINE MILLION HITS!

One-shot set post-film. After its great scare, Zootopia is more or less at peace, but a lot of unanswered questions remain, the most important one being: Are Officers Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde just friends or a couple? Their colleagues at the ZPD review the evidence.

As Margaery's wedding approaches, she tries to figure out the puzzle that is Sansa Stark. She knows about how much her own interaction with Sansa was real. How much of Sansa was?

Parolee Draco Malfoy has one last chance to redeem his family name: a Requaero Probum, a noble quest to prove his honor. And what could be more honorable than travelling to a tower to save a damsel from a curse? Harry/Draco (yes, it's slash) [A Shrek adaptation for HDOTP's HDEverAfter fest. I read the prompt, thought, BUT WHO'S DONKEY! and then had to write it immediately.]

In which Imperial China and Ancient Rome fervently attempt to stalk one another, vast distance across the Silk Road notwithstanding. As one can imagine, neither has much success. [DISCONTINUED]

Decidedly illegal hacking results in the uncovering of the chaotic correspondence between the countries of the Earth. Cue scones and chainsaws, declarations of nuclear war, Pierre-roasting, odd histories, turkeys, missing brains and God. And deified communism?

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

So you know those typical Hollywood vampires? The ones that are all black and, dear god, sparkly? With flashy houses and cars, with tons of money from their ancient treasures? ...Yeah, that's not me. Vampire!America; USUK (Renamed from Real Life of a Vampire. M for cursing, lemon, violence, character death.)

Patchwork stories of nations and their flags, told in one hundred words or less. Drabble anthology.

The time has come for Sesshomaru to rule the western land and marry a fitting dog demoness to bear him an heir. What happens when he meets his mother's ward that had been revived from the nether worlds? Will he finally express his true feelings? Or will he deny his second chance and marry someone else for the sake of his family's name?

"I want to remain at your side and continue to protect you, even if it means you can never love me the same way ever again." After losing his love to the jaws of a wolf, Kiku's world is changed forever when the daimyo forces upon him the very culprit as a new spouse, to compensate for the one he had lost. But is there truly more to his new canine companion than a murderer?

A tale of romance, misunderstandings, green-clad strangers and a prince's strive for his own identity, 'The Maiden Blue and the Knight in Red' is a story conceived out of poems, assuring the troubled minds that however you choose to be, whoever you choose to be or "what"ever you choose to be with, everyone deserves to taste the saccharine buds of love... Hetalia China/Japan style.

After being called upon to come pick Theon up from the hospital, Robb is understandably concerned. The last he'd heard, Theon was just supposed to be on a date. It turns out Theon has a good case to make for having been on the worst date ever and Robb's going to have to have talk to Domeric about having set Theon up with his...problematic brother. Theon/Robb Modern AU.

Balon rebels before Theon can leave for Pyke and Robb's bannermen expect blood. It's not going to happen but he figures it's only polite to hear them out. Theon/Robb. Some elements of crack.

An angel and a demon are actually minding their own business, this time, but when one member of the undead decides not to take his fate lying down, they find themselves dragged into a whirlwind of chaos on Earth. Really, dead people can be so tiresome.

In the aftermath of his successful battle against Stannis, Renly's already small family has shrunken even further. As he makes his plans to continue his campaign for the throne, he attempts to understand why he can't stop thinking about his dead brothers. He and Stannis had never gotten on in life so why should his ghost be so difficult to get rid of in death?

Joffrey is a little annoyed at still having to listen to his mother as a king but is perfectly willing to go along with her plan to try and preserve peace by sending Ned Stark off to the Wall. Petyr Baelish has a few ideas about how to throw a spanner in the works. But, as he reminds Joffrey, he's completely in favor of Cersei's brilliant plan.

Austria finds himself straddled and pinned to the ground by Belarus. So she can get a piece of lint from his hair. (Something of a slight AustriaxBelarus.)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Lots of FrUK, USUK, FACE, Cold War, Bad Touch and the Asian Invasion... with a side of everything else, of course.

From the moment Theon left, Robb never quite managed to stop waiting until they'd see each other again. At first he'd thought to have a happy reunion. Then he knew better.

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

They had a long history, but things only really started to change once they finally got their independence. Love blossoms slowly and overcomes the darkest hurdles, and it starts when their gazes start to linger on each other just a second too long. Post-unification Itacest.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Prussia, Austria, and Kugelmugel. The rise and fall of the Berlin Wall, and what it means to be a family. PruAus Secret Santa for Roemenie.

Romano, a sassy porn star. Stage name: Feliciano. It's nice, at first, but it turns out that coffee and Spanish men tend to change situations quite dramatically.

This summer... revisit the only Disney film... that was able to make every child in America cry.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Mongolia's story starts as he watches his father The Mongol Empire fade away, and he resolves to take up his proud, barbaric mantle. During his own subsequent fall from glory and slow, painful journey toward freedom his life becomes inextricably entwined with that of a young boy he takes for his servant.

Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.

After a misunderstanding at the world meeting, the countries realize that they speak their own language so often that the others can't comprehend them. And so, in order to have better communication, each nation attempts to teach the rest their language. Well... it's harder than it seems.

Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content

The line between love and hate isn't a line at all, it's a circle. There is love and there is hate, they stand side by side, simultaneously linked and differentiated by passion. It's in passion that the line blurs and it gets harder and harder to tell the two apart. And opposite to them – both of them – is their true contrast: indifference. Scotland/England

I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Valentine's Day AU. When Gilbert receives nine roses on Valentine's Day, a certain Austrian is most definitely not jealous. PruAus with a hint of other pairings.

Gakuen!AU- the district-wide school music competition is over and all the competitors from W Academy are back on the bus for the long drive home. Austria and Prussia end up sharing a seat and Austria is having a hard time staying awake. Prussia can't help wanting to take advantage of this situation. PrussiaxAustria

"I want it" Kiku's eyes widened. How had it come to this, he wondered. The barrier he'd purposefully and carefully constructed was crumbling to dust. Yao was in his lap, straddling him. And, in all honesty, Kiku wanted nothing more than to take him. NiChu

Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.

America and Britain can never agree when it comes to the English language... Canada and France get drawn into the conflict as well. Germany plans on killing them all after the meeting ends. One-shot; contains lots of language nerdiness.

The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...

Apparently Prussia is too awesome for tying a tie. PruAus, obviously.

Austria and England are two friends that enjoy differing music genres. Austria attempts to grip on to what has become of his friend after England's fallen for Punk rock and believes that his friend has given up on the classical genre. Written for one of my best friends. Happy Belated Birthday Austria!- From England

AU. Captain Arthur Kirkland is constantly having unplanned meetings with a very witty, but annoying merman. Matthew thinks Arthur is just funny for a human.

"Un magnete sei, mi attrai sempre più a te," Roma murmured in his ear as he thrust, and Veneziano couldn't help the overjoyed tears. He loved Roma so much... Their platonic relationship up to unification, their romance since, where they stand now. Itacest

When Prince Arthur, the only wizard in a little-known kingdom, falls into a sullen fit and swears off magic, the queen issues a proclamation - whosoever finds Arthur's lost smile shall be granted their heart's desire. Will this contest be won by the flirtatious knight? The soft-spoken squire? Or the ever-happy, heroic fool? Kink Meme de-anon!

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

If you think Austria and Prussia stopped fighting in the 19th century, think again. A silly little tale of how Austria hacks Prussia's hack of a certain Japanese webcomic site, in which there are rainbow-colored gifs of a vulgar nature, capslocked comic sans, and startling confessions. T for thousand-year-old nations having a reckless disregard for maturity. PruAus. Meme de-anon.

Roderich Edelstein only cared for his music, until a washed-up Gilbert Beilshmidt decided to walk into his life. Well, 'walk' isn't exactly the correct term. It was more like he got drunk, passed out on Roderich's couch, and decided to stay. Resentment turns to friendship, and friendship turns to something a little more, much to the musician's disbelief and wonder.

In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

When Gilbert moves into an old apartment in Vienna, he doesn't think much of the rumor that it's haunted. The only being that comes with the place is a rather aristocratic cat. However, the cat isn't all it seems. Two-shot, GilRod.

Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.

Italy gets himself worked up during a lunch and ditches a meeting, and ends up phoning Romano to keep him company. Kink Meme de-anon: in other words, explicit Itacest. You've been warned.

...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.

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Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

In 1382 the small Duchy of Moscow stood between two great empires. The Grand Duchy Lithuania and the frightening forces of the Great Horde, a branch of the Mongolian empire. LietRus, MonRus

Liechtenstein experiences A-cup angst. Austria is forced to give her the most awkward pep talk ever. Slight AustriaxLiechtenstein, if you care to see it.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?

AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.

It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.

Hungary gives Estonia an interesting proposal at a World Meeting, and one week to decide if he accepts it or not. One week which is going to be the craziest week of his life. Told in the form of Estonia's blog posts.

A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland

How did a Serbian assassinating the heir to Austria and Hungary's throne start the most devastating war in history? Causes of World War One, Hetalia style!

An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...

Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

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Gilbert fully expects to die after the Wall fell and spends his time pestering the one person who hates him consistently : Roderich. But then he doesn't die. Why? Prussia/Austria, appearances by Germany, Hungary, and footnotes. De-anon from a meme.

"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus

With no parents, shelter, money or food, I was in the worst possible situation. But when an impulsive moment ended with a marriage proposal and his promise to take care of us, was he just playing around or was he serious? AU,UKxUS

drabble. post-Opium Wars. "I promise you, time will go by quickly enough, and we'll be together again soon. Just wait for that day."

Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred is no longer allowed to give Matthew pets and why mochis are no longer allowed at World Conferences and everyone knows Arthur is totally whipped.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

Korea is going to fail chemistry, if he doesn't do some extensive "private tutoring" with his lovely teacher, China. Too bad their ideas of what tutoring entails are a liiittle different... Korea is going to get his "A", no matter what!

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

...and one time he did it on purpose. Spain/Romano, fluff galore. Originally written for the kink meme.

PrussiaxAustria, domestic fluff oneshots.

As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.

Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.

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In which Russia uses Austria, Austria uses Russia, Belarus goes to the ballet, and a crack pairing happens. AustriaxBelarus.

China lights a candle and visits some old ghosts. He sits. He remembers. He commemorates June 4th.

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He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.

"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria

Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi

...you've heard this one.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

From the meme-One day the nations wake up to find that they all have mochi counterparts just like America! However, the mochi are like a window into the nation's innerselves. Cue Hilarity! Some FrUk, SuFin,& KanChu. Hints of Girihon, USUK,& Gertalia

Crackfic. Poly-amorousness knows no bounds as half the world fantasizes about being with Yao. Unrepentantly plotless, and with enough unresolved sexual tension in the air to cut with a knife. Many!nations/China, featuring the Axis, Allies, and Asians.

A Mafia story consisting of China, Japan, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea, Vietnam, and Thailand. May be insulting to Russians for being the bad guys. May be insulting to Asians for being the mafias. May be insulting to other countries for not getting included.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

It wasn't as though he allowed the kisses because he liked them, that was simply ridiculous." Prussia/Austria one-shot. Fluffier than Hanatamago.

At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania

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Due to one of England's magical mishaps, Russia is transformed into a harmless little cat. He's dumped on Toris to take care of, who doesn't realize who his new friend is. What no one knows is that there's a time limit on this change. When time is up...

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“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

/'You look good in red.'/ Even China had his limits, and Russia pushed too much. Eventually, someone was going to break, and China wasn't going to let it be him. RussiaChina. Oneshot.

When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU

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America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

On August 23rd, 1989, approximately two million people joined their hands to form a human chain across the three Baltic States, uniting for independence and solidarity. Historical, all 3 Baltics, non-pairing

Roderich and Vash find themselves stuck together on a ski lift in the Swiss Alps. Roderich notices how beautiful Switzerland is. Vash doesn't notice that he's every bit as beautiful as his country. Switzerland/Austria-ish

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I'm in the mood to write drabbles to celebrate my return to the fandom. Who wants to play? Give me a prompt, any old prompt, and I'll write up to 300 words. Rated M for the possibility of mature content in some of the drabbles.

My InuKag drabble and oneshot collection. NEWEST: 'Attachment' Inuyasha is living in the past, but the future is closer than he knows.

AU. Yao is just a merchant now—he doesn’t want to be roped into crazy tasks that could end in death. So, of course he gets roped into exactly one such task. At least he’s not alone. Though, whether that’s a good thing or not remains to be seen.

It's Korea's birthday and this year, China's ready for it. Or so he thinks. China/Korea

Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis

In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.

The intermediate directions are as follows: northwest, northeast, southwest, and southeast. The Italies are broken up as follows: north and south. Germany is broken up as follows: west and east.

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

Because what else can an older brother do when his younger brother subjects himself to such an atrocity like a kissing booth? High school AU

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.

ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

That single moment had been such a small thing to him, but apparently it wasn’t as unimportant as he had thought. Oneshot.

He feels like he is falling apart and he half-wants, in a sick twisted way, for Riel to at least unify SOME of his people... Matthew Williams meets Louis Riel, rebel, murderer, mad man, patriot.

One day little Liechtenstein appears in Vash's doorway with a bloodied item of white fabric in hand, making him stop just short of suicide.

A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.

Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.

Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot

The Asian Nations are telling ghost stories. With each ghost story they tell, they blow out a candle. Only 5 are remaining before total darkness comes to claim them....

The War of 1812: Canada did more than burn down the White House in August 1814. Without England's care, he proved that he was not just an unretrieved portion of America.

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot

Arthur falls sick with a serious case of pneumonia. Alfred takes it upon himself to help his friend get better, definitely setting them up for unintentional trouble. Fluff, AmericaxEngland. Rated T to be safe.

*North Italy, South Italy* 1847, Genova, Italy. Two brothers trying to gain independence, and Lovino admits for the first time he cares for his younger brother. Written for the hetalia kink meme exchange.

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.

AU. An art thief with an unusual calling card is after a set of priceless statues. The Taishos take steps to protect the Four Souls, but the cat burglar is elusive. When Sango steps forward as a witness, she's asked to help catch the 'Casanova' crook.

When Kagome, Sango and Ayame went to spend two weeks at a hot ski resort, they never expected to meet and hang out with arrogant professional ski racers, Inuyasha and Kouga, and their perverted friend, Miroku. Let the chaos begin! Pairings: IK, MS, KA

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

A seasonal tale told in twelve parts. Response to the Twelve Days of Christmas Drabble Challenge. Someone has begun leaving little gifts for our favorite monk. COMPLETE.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Snape’s Valentines Day experience during PoA. With giggling fangirls, bashful Hufflepuffs and sickly cards... Is it any wonder the man hates Valentines? My version of a 100 word drabble

Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

In an attempt to win Naraku, the man of her dreams, Kagura turns to Sango and Kagome to help her find the perfect date for Homecoming. But what's a girl to do when Plan B just might be A material after all...Completed

COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.

Naraku's idea of a happy ending to the story.

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

Have all the men in Kagome’s life finally become too much for Inuyasha? One-shot, Inu-Kag, Valentine’s Special (NOT A LEMON).

(Complete) Naraku is dead, and Kouga is now faced with polygamy in order to keep his precious tribe from dying out. Problem is, his heart is monogamous. And to his horror, he finds it fixating on the very demon that slew his men to begin with. KK

Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?

Vignette set in the middle of Helm's Deep. A quick explanation for something odd that happens in the middle of the Orckilling game between Legolas and Gimli. Aragorn and Eomer appear, too.

What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.