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Joined 06-24-04, id: 617185
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Greetings my lovelies- I do hope I find you in good health this fine day :)

Okay, here is an update on a spanking new page of me- mainly so I can feel egotistic but also so I can ignore the fact that my mother (in a stroke of pure insanity) has forbidden me to go outside inwhat will possibly be the only sunny week of this summer. Three guesses as to where I live...!

Name: Well, to be perfectly frank, that'd be a little foolish now wouldn't it? But I might tell you about my screen name. Floro13- a little obscure really, expecially seeings as Floros 1-12 seem to have gone on holiday and forgotten to sign up to ff.net. However, there is method in the madness... Flo: is the schizophrenic crazy fish in Finding Nemo. For some inexplicable reason, my dearest friends are of the opinion that I am exactly like her. Charming children... Ro: short for rose, don't know why I shortened it, but I did, so there. They are my favourite ever flower. 13: is my lucky number. Yes, lucky! Born on a Friday the 13th, i have been a walking talking disaster ever since, and thus I have decided to defy convention and love this number for ever and eternity :)

Age: 19

Location: Sunny old England. Sorry, do I sound sarcastic? Weird...

Stories authored:

1. Twinned up, clued out.

" Fred and George did not, however, let the bad weather dampen their spirits. They planned to use the weather to their advantage. If everyone was inside, they were free subjects for trials. They had a couple of products still on the production line that needed testing for things like durability, safety, toxicity, etc. This particular morning they were testing-
'AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH! FRED! GEORGE! GET DOWN HERE IMMEDIATELY’ "

My baby! First ever, and reading over it again, I think it shows a bit. It's a Hermione/Twins fic, lord only knows why. Possibly the most implausible pairing since Hagrid/Dobby, but there you go. Tis a lovely wee bit of fluff, if you like to read fluff. If not go read some Snape/Filch fics. Believe me, I'll have you coming back screaming in no time!

2. Lily.

" A/N It is a truth universally acknowledged that a writer, in possession of more free time than she anticipated, must be in want of a storyline. Okay, I am a self-confessed Jane Austen fan- I just love her books to pieces! And she always creates really yummy heroes (sigh Mr Darcy…). So as a tribute to this great authouress, I have taken it upon myself to write this fic- the story of Emma altered to a James/Lily story "

This is another piece of fluff for you guys- still working on it, but pretty happy so far. May take a while to finish, but it'll be a lovely happy storyfor a rainy day methinks.

3. There will come a day

NOT FLUFFY. Well, not much anyway. Simply an account of the night James and Lily died.

4. Gilding the Lily

" ‘Where were you! You left me here, alone again! I hate you all, you’re so mean to me! You are going to tell me where you were, NOW!’

Sirius rolled over, burying his head under his pillow. ‘Squeaky voice… too early… ow…’

‘Oh you wimp!’ said Lily, jumping on his bed. ‘Come on, get up!’

‘Prongs, your girlfriend’s sitting on me,’ muttered Sirius.

‘I am NOT his girlfriend!’ yelled Lily, pounding the pillow under which Sirius’ head was seeking refuge.

‘But would you like to be?’ asked James.

This is my big fic at the moment, and I'm just trying to work on getting it as good as possible (reviews are of course a welcome addition to any author's arsenal :D). Some fluff, some angst on its way, lots of Sirius (because he's fit and I'm shallow).

As you may have guessed, I am a true HP fan at heart (all bow down and grovel at the feet of the imcomparable Ms J. K. Rowling!) although I do have a wee bit of a soft spot for POTC and LOTR (woah, these people really need to start thinking of shorter titles so we can write them down all proper-like!), especially Mr Johnny Depp (swoon)... So I do read a bit of them too. However, HP is no.1 and we all know it.

Favourite Ships

James/Lily: Because we know it happened! Duh... Perhaps the best I ever read was one by Sarinileni, it was very dark but it was long and she wrote fantastically. However, some git-face decided to report some kind of abuse and got it deleted twice (she had over 5000 reviews at one point). So stopped writing. I would just like to say that if that git-faced person is anywhere out there,I have a large caudron of boiling tar and some manticores handy for your demise :) However, my new favourite is 'Not exactly Valentines' by Professor Spork. Definitely one to read- not finished yet but so so good, and the way its laid out is really original. Recommended on the highest level.

Harry/Ginny: although I have severe difficulty writing Ginny- I tried once or twice and it was a big mess! Anyone else have the same problem and/or some advice to cure this problem!

Tonks./Lupin: Soooooooooooo cute! Read 'stuck on you' by The Potter Identity, I promise you, you will be rolling around on the floor crying with laughter.

Draco Malfoy/any girl really: not that I'm a homophobe, but it just doesn't work somehow. Plus Tom Felton used to be sooo fit (note: USED to be... before he got all manky and teenagery) I quite wanted him for myself!

Blaise/Hermione: Mainly because I respect those people clever enough to work out (pre HBP) that Blaise is A BOYS NAME! (steady calming breath). Thank you.

Cedric/Hermione: Because it's hot, and you know it :)

Sirius/Hermione or Sirius/floro13: SIRIUS IS FIT! Unfortunately noone has had the brain-wave to make a story of the latter :( Woe is me...

Ships I dislike

Ron/Hermione: Yes, yes, we all know it's going to happen eventually in HP Mark VII (which aint coming out fast enough if you ask me).Kill me if you like, but Ron is such a moody wanker! Besides, I have yet to find a really really good one. However, I am open to reading any suggestions anyone has (even if it's your own!)

Snape/Anyone: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww, greasy slime-ball of a disgustingness. Yuk!

Filch/Umbridge: Wrong on so many levels. Although the actual fics themselves are highly amusing if you're in that kinda of sado-masochistic mood...

Ships I HATE (note the capitals pleeeease!)

Dumbledore/anyone: come on, Dumbledore? That sweet, kind, ever so slighty eccentric old man who has become like a grandfather to us over the past decade. EEEW. It just spoils the whole image really :s

Draco/Harry: Purlease. Anyone but anyone who thinks that Draco actually really fancies Harry deep down (or vice versa) and the hatred is just a farce, needs their head examined. Thoroughly.

Hagrid/Dobby: Do I even NEED to explain myself? Honestly...

Some of my favourite disclaimers:

"If I owned this then I could sue J. K. Rowling for plagiarism..."

"I don’t own anything, I am not JK Rowlings or Batman. Occasionally my wife does seem to think I’m super man, but that’s not the sort of thing we discuss in public!"

"Yeah I'm Ms. Rowling. I own this series. I'm just writing this fanfiction because my editors wouldn't let me have a Cedric/Hermione pairing even though it was my heart's desire... OK now that I have exited the fantasy dream land and taken my anti-delusional pills I own nothing. Curse you pills!"

"I feel sorry for whomever tries to put Sirius in a cage. Not that you’d need to, if you owned him, but you know…. Just saying."

"Once upon a time there was a girl who wished she was Rowling, but wasn't. The end."

"If I can’t have all of Harry Potter, can I just have Sirius? Please?"

"-sobs-"

"Okay, here's the plan...If I bankrupt Warner bros then I can claim all rights on Harry Potter. However, this course of action will take several months to be effective and in the mean time I need 4km of steel girder, a monster truck and 3 swiss bank accounts. Suffice to say that until this plan works, I don’t own anything to do with Harry Potter. Weep for me."

And so my lovely lovelies (you also ought to know that I have a serious problem with not using this word, it has stuck. And, despite the fact that I have been given some lovely alternatives-there I go again- I just can't kick the habit!), here I shall leave you to go and explore the rest of my little world or not, as the case may be.

Signing off-

R xxx

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The Ever Secret Diary of Sirius Black by Amalynne Olivier reviews
Sirius Black is dead, but a memory of him still remains. Rummaging through Padfoot's old possessions, Remus discovers a bit of the past in a diary. Similar to a Tom Riddle's diary experience, with 6th Year Sirius Black. **Year 7 sequel fanfic: The Not-So Secret Dairy of Sirius Black posted**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,008 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Oracles by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
Two Ministers battling to be more favoured and chosen Minister. When Minister Harry Potter dumps his plain girlfriend Hermione to introduce a beautiful women to promote his office, she does what any woman scorned would do: she joins his rival Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Can I Keep You? by DSMelody reviews
She was thrown through time. He never loved anyone like he loved her... The universal longing for a perfect romantic love and for the union of physical desire with selfless selfsurrender HGSB JPLE GWRL Have re-edited chapters 1 - 4
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,289 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Dear Journal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of a Redhead by The Potter Identity reviews
What with school, boys, hormones, boys, puberty, boys, egotistical boys, boys, tests, boys, the dark lord, boys, my life is pretty hard to handle. But I do my best. Welcome to my world....chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,046 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love in the Library by SasukeBlade reviews
A chance meeting in the library turns into friendship and eventually develops into something more. HermioneCedric
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,253 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Insane at the Knees by Dessie reviews
Lily Evans had big plans for her seventh year. She was going to be one of the best Head Girls ever, she was going to ace all her NEWTs, and she was not going to let James Potter get to her. So why is it all going wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Loving You by Loves to dance reviews
Set during Lily and James's final year at Hogwarts, the two first find friendship and soon love in each other. However, there are plenty of bumps along the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Hunt by rifraf reviews
[ON HIATUS] Against his initial intentions, Harry Potter is forced to return to Hogwarts for his 7th and final year. There he finds means to destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes, and perhaps even a means to kill the Dark Lord himself. [PostHBP] HG, RHr & NL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,122 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Correspondence by dress without sleeves reviews
MWPP era. The seventh year Gryffindors write one another during the summer, with conspiracies, owls named after genital diseases, bizarre acronyms, and...love? And just what DO the professors do when there are no students to monitor them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Latin for Sex Ed by jade reviews
Enraged by the last horrible sex ed at Hogwarts fanfic you read? Want to read something completely different? Or pretty much exactly the same but with a sense of humor? This may be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix' Ash by dress without sleeves reviews
Harry's year in three words: a little stressful. He has to deal with romance between his two best friends, sort out some series issues with Ginny, decode Dumbledore's last message, hunt Horcruxes, avoid Death Eaters, and oh! He also has to save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006
Back to You by Gryffindor-Goddess-Ashley reviews
COMPLETE! THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED! When Dumbledore tries to unite his students, Hermione and Draco are forced to become closer than they ever thought possible. With a war brewing and tragedies all around them, can they make their relationship survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,317 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Tale by Selene 147 reviews
The typical, classical, slightly terrifying tale of someone whose name won't fit here. An absolutely gorgeous walking contradiction, she is shocked to discover... well? There's only one way to find out! Read and Review! ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., OC
The Diary of Lord Voldemort by Dudette13 reviews
The insane diary of everyone's fave Dark Lord, Voldy. What happens when Voldy goes to see John Travolta? Or when Bellatrix sues Bertie Bott? R&R to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Voldemort
Stuck On You by The Potter Identity reviews
Remus loves Tonks. Tonks loves Remus. But neither of them will admitt it. Sirius is going to do something about it. It's surprising how far wizarding crazy glue can go....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
I'm the Girl by NatiFcs28 reviews
A delightful story of the qualities that Lily has that James should be looking for. Filled with sweet little moments, much like Ten Things Girls Want Guys to Do but much shorter.” PG13, fluffy, LilyJames, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Cliché To Remember by River Winters reviews
A Draco/Hermione parody using every single conceivable cliché, stereotype, and overused plot in the book. Draco has a deep dark secret and Hermione isn't looking too bad after an amazing makeover...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Untitled Journey by CrimsonxVelvet reviews
Harry Potter's on his journey to destroy the Horcruxes. The only problem is, there's always trouble his way... [ Brand new. Began: March 14th, 2006. ] Title will be thought of during the process. So, it's unknown.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006
Moony's Furry Little Problem by fellytone reviews
In their second year, James, Sirius, and Peter follow Remus to find out where he goes every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What happens next by greengrl reviews
[Authors Note been posted] James likes Lily but are his feelings returned? Will Lily ever give in and go out with the marauder or is them even being friends asking too much? These two questions can only lead to confusion, fun, and much more. Rated m for l
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James & Lily by Phoenix Ruisse reviews
When fate intervenes in the lives of both Lily and James, and gifts both with powers beyond those of mere witch and wizard, Lily must learn not only to work closely with James in the fight against Voldemort, but to trust him...and above all, to love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,312 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Snakeskin by Doodleflip reviews
Next generation fic that was rendered completely irrelevant by later books, but I'm keeping it up coz I'm nostalgic like that. Not finished and never going to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Ultimate Bet: Higher Stakes by RoseLibs reviews
You shouldn't gamble with Fate... Lily and James both have pending bets to complete before they graduate Hogwarts. Both are near to giving up. But when the bets are twisted and reshaped, what happens? You shouldn't gamble with Fate... You just might fall
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,455 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tutoring by squeak-the-soprano reviews
Summary: Peter has been spotted and reported alive, and Sirius has been cleared of all charges. As a free man, he starts teaching as the new DADA teacher. But what happens when he starts seeing a certain student for extra “Tutoring”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Switched by TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Prongs Rides Again by the-writer1988 reviews
After a particular vicious time at the Dursley's, Harry makes a wish: to have a father figure. James Potter is granted another chance at life. Harry's future is changed forever. Set during Fifth Year. Chapter 30 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,919 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
For Keeps by Doodleflip reviews
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood have seen each other a few times since Hogwarts. Now, Katie is 22, and suddenly she finds herself in the midst of things that will change her life and her view of Oliver forever....... Told mainly through Katie's POV. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Emerald Ring by Silver Linning reviews
(DG) [COMPLETE] She turned to thank Malfoy, but he was already enveloped in shadows. But she heard him warn her with five words“Stay in you place Kitten.”She was left in the semi darkness with a faint tingling creeping down her spine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,837 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Shades of Black by Doodleflip reviews
The Marauders and co. are in their fifth year in Hogwarts when Sirius finds himself falling for one of Lily's friends. Problem is she's as proud and short-tempered as him. Old and not very good, probably factually wrong by now too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,994 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Sirius B.
Howlite by mercutio-rane reviews
What does it take to infuriate an auror who loves you? Remus finds out the hard way. A Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Shall Tell You a Story by Something Broken reviews
Rated 'R' to be on the safe side. I don't know where my story starts, because unlike most stories, it doesn't start at school, or at work, or at a bar. It starts in the arms of one Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Founding Secret by Doodleflip reviews
One-Shot. Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor are arch-enemies. But what will happen when their heirs refuse to acknowledge this enmity? Epilogue to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Sunny Acres Retirement Facility by Faramir Fancier reviews
Well, all the stars live in an apartment complex! Includes twisted love, drunken hobbits, parties, another twisted love, and some more funny stuff! Promises to be good and entertaining! Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,642 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
Forgotten Tomorrow by BrokenPoet12 reviews
Updated. Chapter 15. I'm making this up as I go along so tell me what you think of the story line. Hemrione and Remus grow closer, but is there anything in the way down the road? Of course there could be, it's my twisted little mind after all. Angsty yet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,043 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Rising Depths by Ennui-EAF reviews
HPGW, RWHG. Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts becomes darker and draws closer to its inevitable conclusion. The Dark Lord and love denied battle for their place in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,647 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Attack of the Parodies by I'm Not The Weakest Link reviews
A parody of most things that go wrong on Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
The Great Role Reversal by Faramir Fancier reviews
Everyone is sick and tired of being themselves. They decide to switch places for the trilogy.... Features a new king, a lovesick Elf, a morbid hobbit, and a overenthused hobbit. Features the Fellowship, with more added as the movies go on. Read and Review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Difference a War Makes by little old lady reviews
this is the third part of a story about Harry's life. Seven years have passed since he defeated Voldemort, now he has to try a find a life for himself, and hopefully a partner to share it with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,156 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
Summer at the Burrow by NotYourAverageSchoolgirl reviews
Why has Ginny suddenly found herself so distracted by Harry Potter? And what's going on between Hermione and Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Broken by dime-piece reviews
.:Complete:. The trio finish Hogwarts. Hermione meets a Stranger who changes her life around. This stranger comes with a hidden secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Final Step by little old lady reviews
Harry learns to control the magic around him in his war with Voldemort. Set in Harry's final year at Hogwarts. This continues on after my last story, the Next Step. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,899 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Complete
Among the Muggles Again by snuggle the muggle reviews
This story is set between the 6th and 7th years of Harry's time at Hogwarts. The war is at full strength now and, hoping to turn the tide against Voldemort, Dumbledore has concocted a plan. OotP spoilers and some romance. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 187,894 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Dances Without Music by happy2 reviews
"Love is dancing with that special someone without music and not finding it strange..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
To Err is Human, To Forgive Is, Well, Hard. by kaydi reviews
What if Sirius had been freed, by the discovery of Peter by the Weasly’s, before Harry’s first year. The release of Sirius Black, his recovery and his sudden and unexpected crash course in parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,882 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Quest for the Heart of the Hero by Silvestria reviews
A Tribute to Miss Jane Austen in the form of short story in which Miss Virginia Weasley shearches for the Heart of the Hero. Reviews are more than welcome provided they're not flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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It's all one sided reviews
Unrequited love, intelligent conversation, talking to a brick wall... A collection of mini conversations which all have the unfortunate trait of being totally one sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Thoughts reviews
A short insight into the mind of one who stands by the graves of his best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Gilding the Lily reviews
There are a thousand reasons Lily can never and will never go out with James Potter: death, betrayal, love, misunderstanding, marauding, stupidity and damn it all, her own pride! Chapter 9 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily reviews
The story of Jane Austen's Emma retold as the story of Lily and James. Lily the hopeless matchmaker, James the guy hopelesssly in love with the hopeless matchmaker and the troubles that blossom!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
There will come a day reviews
The day they were to die was a day like any other. Who could have known what was to come that night? ONESHOT Warning: may cause tears!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twinned up, clued out reviews
COMPLETE! Fred and Geroge are all set up for a summer of testing out their new products on their family but someone is about to disrupt their summer, and maybe their own relationship as well... oooh err...!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
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