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Joined 06-24-04, id: 617314
Author has written 5 stories for Gilmore Girls.

hello, going to make this short, don't want to bore you or cause you to decapitate yourself with your keyboard or something.

my name is...well, i'm not going to disclose that to you cause this is the internet, sweets, and I'm an innocent (ha!) little girl and i do not wish to die or get spam because both things would ruin my plan for total domination.

i am... a brilliant, yet modest, amateur writer who is unusually obsessed with a show named (ah, how i love her name) Gilmore Girls. Why do i love this show so much? why do i spend nearly all of my time dreaming, thinking, watching, and in general being very obsessed with it? The limitations as ordered at the beginning of this profile do not allow me to answer that question.

you should... read my fanfiction. eat more vegetables. read. watch gilmore girls. worship me.

this is officially short. i am officially done.

"Because you can't make something crispy that doesn't already exist."

Thank you, Luke, for that wisebit of wisdom.

HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE! NOT QUITE.

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU.YOU'RE THAT PERSON WHO'S READING MY STORIES WITHOUT LEAVING A REVIEW. WELL, DON'T. I GOT MAJOR PSYCHIC ABILITIES, BIZNATCH. SO WATCH OUT.

AND LEAVE A DAMN REVIEW, FOR THE SAKE OF THE INNOCENT LITTLE PUPPIES, IF FOR NOTHING ELSE! PLEASE! I BESEECH AT YOUR UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FEET!

SHEESH. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. ALL IT REQUIRES IS SOME FINE MOTOR SKILLS. AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW YOU LACK THEM!

SO REVIEW.

I'M ANGERED BY YOUR IGNORANCE!

BLEHHHHHH!

Alright. I'm done being mad. No second wind. I hope you got my point.


MUFFIN'S CORNER

Hello, and welcome to Muffin's Corner. This is Muffin Is Injured herself, reporting live to you from pOnDeReSQUE's profile, in which I have gotten into by slowly gaining her trust over years and then betraying it. Good evening.

I'd like to start off this segment with a poingant song I once heard that has stuck with me though all my four thousand, three hundred and seventy six years on this planet.

"If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner me! With a rub a dub dub and a scrub a dub dub and a rub a dub all day long! With a rub a dub and a scrub a dub dub, I'd sing this merry song!"

Touching, isn't it?

I think that's about all the time we have for today. This was Muffin, reporting from pOnDeReSqUe's profile. Don't tell her I was here. I'll get my hacking privledges revoked.

CREDITS:

Muffin Is Injured played by herself

pOnDeReSqUe played by herself

Song sung by Graham Chapman in a rather silly courtroom in Monty Python's Flying Circus complete with very amusing hand gestures

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Vinegar and Glitter by Muffin Is Injured reviews
A-Tisket, A-Tasket, if I had spearheaded a vicious fan takeover of the WB. JavaJunkie AND Literati. This is the end, beautiful friend. OH DAMN ITS THE LAST CHAPTER, OF ANYTHING, EVER. COMPLETED...AND ETC. Fishsticks for one and all!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
When Love Betrays by Catfights-Productions reviews
sets in season 4. Luke and Lorelai are brought closer because of a play Miss Patty is directing. That is if Luke doesn't let a guy from his past get between them. JAVAJUNKIE. LOVE. FUN. REPOST.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,821 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Catalyst by Angeleyez reviews
Pre6x15 Bridesmaids Revisited. Rory can’t stop dreaming about Jess. And she can’t help but rethink her relationship with Logan. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Lips Like Sugar by Muffin Is Injured reviews
Birthday present for In Love With Narcolepsy Boy... a sweet little Narco flufflet from 109, Rory's Dance. Missing scene between reading Dorothy Parker and the 'oh crap' awakening. Oneshot. Reviews are MY sugar kisses.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Rory G., Dean F. - Complete
The Mechanics of a Hollywood Suicide by Angeleyez reviews
Jess tries to fix Rory, years after the fact.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Rory G., Jess M.
Death of a Ghost by Angeleyez reviews
When Jess returns to Stars Hollow to visit his mom, he discovers that Rory has erased him from her life. Permanently.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,976 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rory G., Jess M.
Is Lost Love Hard to Find? by oywidapoodles reviews
JavaJunkie! After 'Those Are Strings, Pinnochio', beforeduring 'Ballrooms and Biscotti'. Starts in Europe as Lorelai debates their relationship and what Luke meant by 'everything'. chapter ten finally up! A fic I'm actually proud of!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,741 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Empty Promises by Muffin Is Injured reviews
She grabbed his jacket in fistfuls and bit his lip as she pulled away, smiling devilishly. Oh, but it felt good to be bad... A young Lorelai clings to Chris, filling her head with his empty promises. Incredibly Random Oneshot strikes back.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lorelai G. - Complete
Miranda by Muffin Is Injured reviews
“No matter how blue this girl’s eyes were, he was not referring to her microwave as Miranda.” It’s 1996, and Lorelai just got a microwave. Mild JavaJunkie oneshot. And it’s random. I mean it.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Hedge Clippers are the Path to Love by Muffin Is Injured reviews
I know you've been marking the days on your calender. I'm baack! An AU, surpisingly not a WITWI. What if a fan visited Stars Hollow and did a little matchmaking? You're curious, no? JavaJunkie. Cut, end scene, and print.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Playing Your Song by Ten Ticket Thrill Ride reviews
In a distant future, Lorelai and Luke have created... Vanessa Gilmore Danes! Rivalry, romance, and surprising secrets await Miss Vanessa as she tries to keep everyone around her from falling apart. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005
Well, There Goes My Gallbladder by Muffin Is Injured reviews
An episode filler on 2 03, Red Light on the Wedding Night. Luke and Lorelai don't always get what they want. Warning, Barry the fic went almost angsty on me. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Who Lies Beneath by ocdwithlhg reviews
LL. There's only one thing that can stop me. She told her best friend... She's made many mistake before, but which one's the mistake this time? The wedding, or the night before? COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,842 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
Sanctuary by AliCatter reviews
Lorelai can't get started.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Falling Out of Time by Ash-the-great reviews
JessRory later on. Chapter Three Finally Up! When Rory is hit by a car, she falls into a coma. How will the rest of Stars Holow deal with it? Please Read and Review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Rory G.
There's Luke by MyAlias reviews
No matter what's wrong, there's always Luke. That's why Lorelai proposes. What happens afterwards?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
And What a Happy Holiday it is by Muffin Is Injured reviews
Here it is, the longawaited one shot to tide you over for your Muffinpangs while I gallavant around Europe without you. It's a What in the World if? fic on 210, Bracebridge Dinner... and GASP it now goes differently! What a CONCEPT! JavaJunkie.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
The Bad Guy by Anwa reviews
Wonder Woman had met her match. Her ultimate nemesis. Embodied in none other then Emily Gilmore herself. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Emily G. - Complete
Suspicions by fanoflost reviews
Previously named 'Their Dreams':: As they go about their daily business, they can't help but think of each other. But what happens when speculated theory starts going around Stars Hollow? LL.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Baby's got Blue Eyes by Anwa reviews
After talking with Luke one rainy night, Lorelai wonders what her life might have been like if she had given Rory up for adoption.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Salad Days by Musamea reviews
Never accuse a Gilmore of not appreciating a meal. A handful of lunchtime vignettes featuring Lorelai.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Lorelai G.
Safety Dance by Muffin Is Injured reviews
They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? gone wild. What if Luke actually did dance with Lorelai? Take a wild guess. LL, Javajunkie, whatever makes YOU happy. And a RJ too, I guess. First fic for me so go crazy reviewing. Stick a fork in this fic, it's done.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
We Know by ocdwithlhg reviews
LL. Continuation of the couch scene from 5.19, "But I'm a Gilmore!" Let's just say I think those three little words are overdue. Anyone else agree? RR. Any feedback is great.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/28/2005
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Five Things That Never Happened To Lorelai Gilmore by fairy tale echo reviews
five things fic: naturally AU, slightly dark in some places
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005
Two Rainbows and a Gosh by ocdwithlhg reviews
LL. Picks up at the ending of 5.12: Come Home. Lorelai 'screws around' with Luke's mind. Humor, one-shot. Please RR!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
What Lies Beneath by ocdwithlhg reviews
[Complete] Luke and Lorelai pretend to stay together to keep the diner open. "She always thought pretending would be better, but afterall, maybe letting him go would just be easier." Please RR! JAVAJUNKIE. Final chapter up! :)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,436 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
The Presence of Absence by Holy Lulalicious reviews
I love you," she says simply. She doesn't know if it'll matter, doubts that it will fix anything, but she's learned tonight that she can have the strength she's always thought she had if she's willing to be weak for just a moment. (LL)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2004
Last Night and the Morning After by Lula Bo reviews
A little vodka, a little kalhua, a little tonic water, and a straw help make Rory’s twenty-first a birthday she won’t forget -- for the most part.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004
The Art of Perception by Angeleyez reviews
“I feel like I should ask you something, or tell you something,” she states. “It feels like something needs to be said.” Rory, Jess, an encounter at the beach. Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Three Isn't Just A Number by Mae Ari reviews
Harry knew that tonight was the night he would be murdered or become a murderer. But with Ron and Hermione by his side, will they all make it back together? Trio friendship fic. Edited version of 'Standing Together as Three'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter for Dummies by Spasmodic dust bunny reviews
COMPLETE Harry Potter is a wizard! Wow, says Harry. Now he is happy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
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Luke: A Study reviews
Three vignettes for the price of one, all revolving around dear old Luke, pre6th Season character abolishment. Read and review. I command you.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Luke D. - Complete
Of Anvils, Metaphoric and Otherwise reviews
PostEp for 6.19. She's hiding behind a plastic smile. Obliviousness has never been the basis of their relationship. In their broken eye contact and gentle avoidance, the danger is rapid. Oneshot. R&R. Please.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Circular Motion reviews
Life in Stars Hollow as usual... Luke's heartsick and Lorelai's got his toolbox. An ep. filler for 121. Javajunkie. Oneshot. R&R.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
She's Leaving Home reviews
Sixteen, pregnant, alone... she left her home to take care of the one joy she had. Gah, CORN. You know the story, or at least the basic outline. Angst, humor, drama, all the good stuff. Read and review.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lorelai G.
Utterly Ramblacious and Other Gilmorish R Words reviews
Luke, will you marry me? A lot of ranting in general. LL...how will Luke and Lorelai react? To many things. Sixth chapter up...Man, those Gilmores have good lungs. An answer to the eternal question. Some angst, some fluff. You know you wanna. READ!REVIEW!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,166 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.