Author has written 5 stories for Gilmore Girls.
hello, going to make this short, don't want to bore you or cause you to decapitate yourself with your keyboard or something.
my name is...well, i'm not going to disclose that to you cause this is the internet, sweets, and I'm an innocent (ha!) little girl and i do not wish to die or get spam because both things would ruin my plan for total domination.
i am... a brilliant, yet modest, amateur writer who is unusually obsessed with a show named (ah, how i love her name) Gilmore Girls. Why do i love this show so much? why do i spend nearly all of my time dreaming, thinking, watching, and in general being very obsessed with it? The limitations as ordered at the beginning of this profile do not allow me to answer that question.
you should... read my fanfiction. eat more vegetables. read. watch gilmore girls. worship me.
this is officially short. i am officially done.
"Because you can't make something crispy that doesn't already exist."
Thank you, Luke, for that wisebit of wisdom.
HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE! NOT QUITE.
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU.YOU'RE THAT PERSON WHO'S READING MY STORIES WITHOUT LEAVING A REVIEW. WELL, DON'T. I GOT MAJOR PSYCHIC ABILITIES, BIZNATCH. SO WATCH OUT.
AND LEAVE A DAMN REVIEW, FOR THE SAKE OF THE INNOCENT LITTLE PUPPIES, IF FOR NOTHING ELSE! PLEASE! I BESEECH AT YOUR UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FEET!
SHEESH. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. ALL IT REQUIRES IS SOME FINE MOTOR SKILLS. AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW YOU LACK THEM!
I'M ANGERED BY YOUR IGNORANCE!
Alright. I'm done being mad. No second wind. I hope you got my point.
Hello, and welcome to Muffin's Corner. This is Muffin Is Injured herself, reporting live to you from pOnDeReSQUE's profile, in which I have gotten into by slowly gaining her trust over years and then betraying it. Good evening.
I'd like to start off this segment with a poingant song I once heard that has stuck with me though all my four thousand, three hundred and seventy six years on this planet.
"If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner me! With a rub a dub dub and a scrub a dub dub and a rub a dub all day long! With a rub a dub and a scrub a dub dub, I'd sing this merry song!"
Touching, isn't it?
I think that's about all the time we have for today. This was Muffin, reporting from pOnDeReSqUe's profile. Don't tell her I was here. I'll get my hacking privledges revoked.
Muffin Is Injured played by herself
pOnDeReSqUe played by herself
Song sung by Graham Chapman in a rather silly courtroom in Monty Python's Flying Circus complete with very amusing hand gestures
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