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Harems: Absolutely hate them. I find that having Naruto being with multiple women really cheapens every one of those relationships. Of course this may be because of my upbringing in a monogamous society but I will never write a harem nor will I read them. This also applies to threesomes and foursomes and so forth.

OOC: I actually really enjoy these types of fics as long as it's realistic. There are way too many stories where Naruto suddenly realises what a shithole Konoha is and randomly leaves the village to fuck shit up.

Favourite Pairings:

In order from how much I like them:

1. Naruto/Ino

2. Naruto/Temari

3. Naruto/Tayuya

4. Naruto/Tenten

5. Naruto/FemHaku

I know, there all crack pairings but damn it if they aren't cute as hell.

Least Favourite:

1. Naruto/Hinata and Sasuke/Sakura

2. Sai/Ino

I basically hate all the canon pairings except for Shikamaru/Temari.

Favourite Characters:

1. Shikamaru-He's just cool as hell. I can definitely relate to his laziness.

2. Itachi-The most badass character in Naruto. Honestly, Kishi made it seem like he was fucking untouchable and he did a damn good job at it too. It's really difficult to imagine him getting his ass beat when every single fight we've seen of him he seems to outsmart his opponent and just when we think he's about to get fucked up, it's revealed as a genjutsu or some shit. That fight with Sasuke totally didn't count.

3. Orochimaru-He's cool as hell. I remember when he used to be the strongest character in Naruto and then Kishimoto started slinging around S-ranked Shinobi like Christmas presents. To be honest, this manga and anime would be awesome if it focused on the Sannin as kids then teenagers and adults.

4.Temari-I have a thing for women like her. Strong willed and beautiful.

Least Favourite Characters:

1. Sasuke-It totally baffles me how so many fans love this guy. He was an asshole all throughout Naruto and people adored him for it.

2. Hinata-I don't hate her per se, but she's so fucking boring. Again, I can't fathom all the fanboys and fangirls going apeshit over her. I don't find her cute at all.

3. Naruto-He had to be the biggest disappointment to me. I mean, what dumbass wants to prove himself to people who shunned him and neglected him. His naivete honestly grated on my damn nerves. I fucking cringed so hard every time he said 'Sasuke is my best friend and I'm going to save him from the darkness'. He also didn't grow for shit after the Part 1 timeskip. He literally didn't learn any new Jutsu and he certainly didn't mature at all.

4. Sakura-Another character who had so much damn potential. After the timeskip we all thought she was the second coming of Tsunade but Kishi just had to make her Sasuke's ass wiper to 'progress' the manga. No self-respecting woman would chase a man who tries to kill them and betrays their village.

5. Masashi Kishimoto-This is more of an honourable mention since he isn't a character but he seriously fucked Naruto over. Halfway through the show should've changed it's title to Sasuke Shippuden. Sasuke's always had the best design, always had the coolest Jutsu, always had the best character developement. Sure, he stayed an angsty asexual brooder, but he still grew as a shinobi. Don't even get me started on the ending, the ending was such bullshit I almost broke the screen while reading it. His excuses were also incredibly shit. He called 15 years of development between Naruto and Sakura's relationship an attempt to 'mislead us'. He expected fans to be surprised when he paired the dude up with Hinata and instead got a massive amount of shit for pulling stuff out of his ass. The movie Naruto the Last was incredibly stupid too. It literally tried to change canon and make it seem as if Hinata was always there for Naruto. That utterly pissed me off.

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,022,347 - Reviews: 9602 - Favs: 13,894 - Follows: 13,179 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto! TEMPORARY HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 1,062,044 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Naruto U., OC] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5095 - Favs: 8,188 - Follows: 7,714 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 9,292 - Follows: 9,295 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Grin and Bear It by Jetshinsei reviews
There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Love Me Right by tinyraver reviews
Love awaits those who don't seek it. There's a thin line between ignorance and idiocy. Watch these two idiots go through the ups and downs of falling for one another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,853 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Overlooked Prodigy by Rookie14 reviews
The Namikaze clan known for being cousins with the Uchiha clan. Though it has been ages since a Namikaze unlocked the Sharingan. Until one boy by the name of Naruto Namikaze. Read about his journey of life struggles as he becomes the Best Ninja he can be! Overlooked for his sister, which Minato believes to be the savior of the world. Sharingan-Mangekyō Sharingan - DONT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 183,896 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 5,203 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Minato N., Kushina U.
Uzu no Musume by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,738 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
Our Right To Feel Pain reviews
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete