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Joined 06-24-04, id: 617740, Profile Updated: 02-14-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey all! I'm Kelsey. I happen to be 21 years old, 22 on Halloween. I've never written anything other the Harry Potter and have never tried. The only thing any of my stories have in common is the characters I use. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger happen to be in every single one of my stories. So I guess you could say that's the ship I sail. Reviews are my buddies, so leave me new friends.

Stories

One-Shots

Pretty Snow:

The first snow of the season has just started to fall and everyone is excited, everyone that is except for Draco Malfoy.

A Christmas Skate:

Draco is waken up on Saturday and finds someone out on the lake ice skating.

Burning Desire:

It was late one morning, one morning that Hogwarts found out they were gone. Their Head Boy and Head Girl were gone.

Mistletoe Mishaps:

After mistletoe is put up around Hogwarts, a fight breaks out in front of the Great Hall...

You've Got Just One Shot:

Collection of very short one-shots with the pairing of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger

Touch:

Every interaction starts a chain reaction

Other

The New Granger:

Hermione Granger has just found out she has a sister. Kelly is nothing like her. A plan soon falls out that concerns Hermione and Malfoy! This can't be happening. The entire magic world depends on the two people who treat each other like dirt.

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The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5118 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Hogwarts by Lily in a Pond reviews
The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,251 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Work For You by lilblueangel1223 reviews
When Fudge goes to Draco's Manor expecting to find Draco married, Draco becomes desperate in his search for a wife. Hoping to become the next Minister of Magic, he stumbles upon Hermione outside of his door. Will Fudge see through this charade?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,127 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Scream My Name by slytherin girla reviews
A little shouting match in the hallway can lead to soooo much more. DHr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tough Love by AlwaysLove reviews
Rumor has it...that Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are apparently involved. The fact that they are both Heads of Hogwarts and live in the same dorm, makes matters stickier than necessary. Could the rumors really be true? COMPLETE! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Nova-Janna reviews
It's seventh or six year, and a select group of students are putting on a production of Sleeping Beauty. The two most unlikely people get the leads, and a little more than that...DM.HG.BZ triangle now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,132 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Snape, Hermione and a Blond Slytherin by Evilism reviews
The usual Draco-gets-on-Hermione's-nerves get a twist here. EPILOGUE: Hermione turned away from Draco, and treated Snape to a knowing smile. “I dare, Professor,” she said matter-of-factly, “because I’m an insufferable know-it-all, remember?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What was once lost can be found by dmhg reviews
Hermione left the wizarding world after 7th year ended, never looking back. Until now, when she goes back a seceret she kept hidden will be revealed. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous Game by Sydney Blake reviews
When Malfoys girlfriend comes to Hogwarts, she takes everything Hermione had. So Hermione wants payback and starts a dangerous game... And when 'Emilie' leaves, will the problems be over or just start? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
WTF! by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione is dating the most popular boy in high school...Draco! Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are trying to teach their new Hermione to be conservative and keep her hands off Malfoy! Is the new hermione more than they can handle!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by Siofra The Elf reviews
A masquerade ball to promote inter-house unity sparks a romance that has laid dormant. Featuring Ginny as Artemis, Hermione as Maid Marion, Harry as Peter Pan, and someone very unexpected as Robin Hood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2004
Most Eligible Bachelorette by VBC reviews
Hermione Granger, 24, is officially the most successful mediwitch ever. Being in the top 10 bachlorettes she has the opportunity to date and meet the other bachelors. Who knows what trouble can brew when Draco Malfoy is amongst them...R&R! COMPLETE! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,563 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reproduction by Young poet15 reviews
Hogwarts has a sexaul education class...Yeah well I've been wanting to do this for a while...I tried as best as I could to make it different...I think I did an okay job...COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fairy Tale Come True by jessebelle reviews
It's the trio's seventh year and it's time for the Yule Ball. Hermione knows exactly who she wants to go with and how the night should be played out. But will she get to fufill her fantasy, or will he choose someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Stay With Me reviews
"Whatever she'd like. It's on me." It'd been years, but he'd recognize her anywhere. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch reviews
Every interaction starts a chain reaction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Snow reviews
The first snow of the season has just started to fall and everyone is excited, everyone that is except for Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You've Got Just One Shot reviews
A collection of very short oneshots with the pairing of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The New Granger reviews
CHAP 19 UP Hermione Granger has just found out she has a sister. Kelly is nothing like her. A plan soon falls out that concerns Hermione and Malfoy! This can't be happening. The entire magic world depends on the two people who treat each other like dirt
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistletoe Mishaps reviews
After mistletoe is put up around Hogwarts, a fight breaks out in front of the Great Hall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Desire reviews
It was late one morning, one morning that Hogwarts found out they were gone. Their Head Boy and Head Girl were gone. Better then it sounds. I can't say much without giving it away. sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Skate reviews
A Christmas story for all of you. Draco is waken up on Saturday and finds someone out on the lake ice skating. A one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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