Esmee Squalor
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Joined 06-24-04, id: 617746
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Hello All. I'm Esmee, and I'd like to say hello, and my muse EM is bugging me to say that she says hello as well. Okay, alright actually she wants to say 'Ciao' because she thinks it makes her sound sophisticated. She doesn't seem to realize that as the Writer, I'm the connection to the real world, and I think that she sounds like an idiot. Because really only Italians and Eddie Izzard can get away with saying that. Anyways, I'm an insomniac, an insane-person, a writer and an artist, things that generally all go together for some reason. I'm almost always broke, and I unfortunately have to work about 30 hours a week as well as going to college full time. I also update obsessively. Well, as I said I'm an insomniac and if you only sleep for 4 hours a day, then you have to do something with the other 20. I should stop rambling because my reviewers I'm sure would be screaming "write another chapter, not a bloody bio because we already know all about you and Em's insanity!" So i'll go and write another chapter. Maybe two if your lucky.
Ta my darlings.

Favorite Fantasy Books
His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass)
The Enchanted Forest books by Patricia Wrede (Dealing With Dragons, Talking to Dragons, Searching for Dragons and Calling on Dragons)
Mairelon The Magician and The Magician's Ward by Patricia Wrede
The Artemis Fowl Books and The Supernaturalists, by Eoin Colfer
Everything by CS Lewis (esp. The Horse and His Boy)
The Prydain books by Lloyd Alexander (The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, The Castle of Llyr, Taran Wanderer and The High King)
The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathan Stroud
LOTR
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Favorite Fiction
All JD Salinger
The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway
Everything by Chinua Achebe (Things Fall Apart)
Marathon Man and The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
All PG Wodehouse
Wicked and Lost by Gregory Maguire
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
All Albert Camus and Jean-Paul Sartre
Rebecca by Daphne DuMaurier
All Shakespeare (especially Hamlet)
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon
White Teeth by Zadie Smith
Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenidies
On The Road by Jack Kerouac
Westmark, The Kestral and The Beggar Queen by Lloyd Alexander

Favorite Artists: Anne Hamilton, Paul Klee, Annie Leibovitz, Henri Cartier-Bresson, Douglas Gordon, Richard Avedon, Alfred Eisenstaedt,

So if you like to read, I'd recommend any of those books/authors.

oh yeah and visit www.bmwfilms.com because Clive Owen kicks ass, and you can see Sirius (ie Gary Oldman) in a whole new light. And read the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman if you haven't because he is INCREDIBLE!

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Harry Potter and Merlin's Gifts by GryffRavHuffSlythendor reviews
AU Harry explores Hogwarts at night and discovers something that would change his life forever Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,157 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The New Me by spooflover reviews
Ginny gets fed up with always being seen as Ron’s little sister, and so decides to change her image. Will she like the consequences? Who will she end up with? Way funnier than it sounds. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Missing You by Nightjar reviews
After the events of the Order of the Phoenix, Harry is feeling a little out of spirits. Dumbledore decides to cheer him up by sending him and his friends back in time to teach the Marauders and Lily in their 7th year. [Time travel fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Strange Happenings by Queen's Own reviews
Gary always had a knack for overhearing things- A series of ficlets, with each chap as a One-Shot. Takes place when Alanna is a squire. Siri will attack if you flame, and that's bad! RR plz!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Adventures of Ferret Boy and Weasel Girl by Tiny Q reviews
They thought it would be easy: snatch some rich kid and get the ransom. Sadly they snatched Draco, and, for some reason, an adventure-starved Ginny is along for the ride. They have no idea that hell is what they have just signed up for... D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
But I Thought I'd Never Meet You by En Parodia reviews
I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Lost Memories by Mystifying deity reviews
Harry has spent his life thinking that his parents are dead. What if they are alive and kicking, but have no idea that they are witches and wizards, being married or have a son. This story will have a major twist in the middle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,329 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 11/5/2002 - James P., Harry P.
A Place Where I Belong by Khadon reviews
ON HIATUS! Harry Potter left Privet Drive forever with only a letter left for his friends. Now, a year later they are going back to Hogwarts where they have to deal with an evil Draco, a new subject, and a teacher who seems to know more about them then he
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,055 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Expelled by Oldie.Dra reviews
AU fifth year; some spoilers. Harry is expelled by fudge and killed by voldemort. But not all is as appears. Who are the Magnificent 5? These mysterious persons with the power to control the elements?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.
Times Past by Larka reviews
I watch, I plan, I wait. But is it enough? TimeTravel Harry to MWPP era. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., James P.
An Unusual Journey by S.L reviews
UNFINISHED A twenty year old Harry Potter finds himself in the time of the Marauders after recieving an unusal box... time travel fic, for your information!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,153 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/6/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
A rewrite of Rosaline's preHBP story The Day Trippers that she deleted. Harry, Draco and Ginny fall through a portrait to the Marauders time. Pranks, secrets, and adventure abound. DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.