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Joined 06-24-04, id: 617813, Profile Updated: 02-12-09
Author has written 4 stories for Medal of Honor, Godfather, Bleach, and Love Hina.

Gender: male

Location: Tacoma WA, USA

Age: Old enough to be of no interest to pedophiles

Occupation: College student / Wage slave / Freelance Contractor's assistant

Hobbies: playing games on my laptop, watching movies, playing with my pomeranian, and the company of good friends.

A little bit about myself: I am easily amused and like simplicity. I appreciate humor in all forms, yes even bad puns. I am down to earth and try to be polite and helpful when I can.

Favorite books: Dune series (a very complex and engaging series to say the least), We Were Soldiers Once . . . and Young (one of the most powerful books I have ever read, it also was part of my inspiration for writing Scars of Saigon), Discworld series (its overly complicated humor, complex analogies, and DEATH are what won me over).

Favorite movies: Apocalypse Now (the setting, the darkness, and the helicopter attack scene made it an instant favorite), Fullmetal Jacket (three words: Gunnery Sergent Hartman), Original Indiana Jones movies (the latest one wasn't too bad though)

Some of my favorite sayings:

"Don't screw up." - Personal mantra

"Don't dig your watering hole downstream from the outhouse." - Unknown

"If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16. . . she's 12. If a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 26. . . she's damn near 40." - Chris Rock

"I don't count success by how high a man climbs, but how high he bounces when he hits the bottom"-Gen. Patton

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." - John Adams

Current projects:

Please note, I update on an alternating basis.

Scars of Saigon: My longest project by far.

Uncivil Service: To put in a very descriptively: Love Hina was walking down a city street in the middle of the night. A Tom Clancy novel snuck up from behind and knocked it out before taking it into a back alley and (this portion of text has been censored by the FCC). Nine months later, this story was born.

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Press Start Otaku! by Lastofakind reviews
Sometimes it takes a otaku to bring the otaku out of you. For Keitaro... well he just needed a small push
Crossover - Love Hina & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Keitaro U., Konata I.
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
He's a Married Manager by anime-is-dumb reviews
20-year-old Keitaro Urashima is still trying to get into Todai after two attempts. Now, needing a place to live, he goes to visit his grandmother at Hinata House. And he's bringing his young wife with him. No OC main chars! No OC's! hallelujah! No OC's!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
Prince of PolPol by Innortal reviews
Keitaro had always wondered how his life would end. Would you believe it would end with him as a Prince. Welcome to the Ronin's Hell, as he discovers he is now heir to the throne of a kingdom that was at war with MolMol
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005
Love Hina Defeated by Bugsy reviews
Motoko attacks Keitaro after she loses a tournament. Will he survive? Updated with some minor revisions.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 12/28/2003
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Missing Visine by Belgaer's Voice reviews
Being a tale of the War of the Ring and how its outcome was affected by the shortage of Visine in Mordor and the incompetence of Sauron's various minions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Sauron, Saruman - Complete
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UnCivil Service reviews
Due to recent tensions with China, Japan institutes a Universal Civil Service act. Sending Keitaro, and thousands of others into the military. With a massive war on the horizon, will he be able to survive?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,280 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Keitaro U.
Scars of Saigon reviews
Vietnam brought all of them together, and tore them all apart. AU, rated for slight language, violence, darkness, alcohol references, and brief innuendo. IchigoXRukia, IchigoXTatsuki other parings implied to various degrees.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
turkey shoot reviews
Thanksgiving is coming up and a gang of mobsters has their sights on a "poultry" prize.
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
suffer in silence reviews
this story is one of the several english assignments i was forced to write during my 9th grade year. it is about a soldier in the 101st airborne division. though it has been researched to an extent historical inaccuracies still may exist. if found please
Medal of Honor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
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