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Joined 06-25-04, id: 617943, Profile Updated: 06-04-10
Author has written 40 stories for Slam Dunk, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Bleach, Claymore, and Eyeshield 21.

It might strike you as retarded, but this is my second account around here. The other one, as it happens, contains utter trash from way back when the world failed to teach me what was decent and what was not. As a direct result, the texts are a complete shame. In any case, there's what you always call indulgence, and in matters concerning that, what you're bound to find here fall nothing short of the same. And as hesitant as I am to have to say this, I'm not nearly as good a writer as I intend to be. I write way too much, and maybe that's all there's going to be to that.

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Apart from that, I obsess over quite a number of unconnected things. I adore grunge music and my ultimate dream is to rape Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell alternately and never wake up the next morning. Both are in their mid 40s, which would make them old enough to be my dad; interestingly, that doesn't quite prevent them from appearing as sexy as fuck. Their music, of course, is never second best.

This just in: Kurt Cobain was the commercial sellout, just a correction. I don't mean to say Nirvana is a wank, which they are, and I certainly love some of their songs. But please, for the love of motherfucking whatever, don't put him on a pedestal and say that he WAS grunge. He can never be half the icon that Layne Staley is.

Ah, I love literature to colossal proportions and I'd like to believe that everything I've read has one way or another proved its value to me. The best authors I've so far encountered are John Irving, Iris Murdoch, Somerset Maugham, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Charles Dickens, Irvine Welsh, Nick Hornby, Tenessee Williams, Haruki Murakami, Thomas Hardy, and Nikoz Kazantzakis. And though it may seem that I'm just looking for excuse to bring it up, I'm going to say that the best books I've read in 2008 are I, Claudius by Robert Graves and Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh. Nothing came close.Take my word for it.

I love Daniel Day-Lewis. I first saw him in A Room with a View and was immediately taken by his illustriousness and elegance. No actor ever tops him, ever. His talent still amazes me after all these years and yes, 2008 Academy Award winner for best actor is simply a well deserved, well earned title.

At one point or another I wound up being obsessed with a variety of athletes, from X-gamers to NBA players, from hockey players to tennis stars. It would be too tedious to write all their names here but for whatever it's worth they can be found here.

Presently I'm keeping tabs on Dirty Sexy Money, The Tudors, Carnivale, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, House, Grey's Anatomy and American Idol. I'm easily whored into watching TV shows that don't remotely bring refinement in taste or fulfill my intellectual wishes. But anyway, that's my main source of wit so...

My taste in movies is pretty much diverse. I can't vouch for Euro films because the country where I live is a motherfucking wasteland shit hole. At any rate, I'm mostly into Hollywood films. I was lucky enough to see Amelie and The City of God and both are superb.

On a final note, I hate--no, resent 'writers' who can't be sensible enough to refrain from bashing characters. For chrissake just drop dead.

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Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Beauty and the Bandit by Vicky-V reviews
[YamchaxBulma] A collection of 13 YamchaxBulma drabbles, each one to a different theme. Updated with 'Song'. Complete.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Yamcha, Bulma - Complete
My Comrade is a Jerk by Pollux Unbound reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are out on a mission where Kakashi is behaving like a total jerk. Then he blurts something out…something BIG. Oneshot. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Prince's Diary by Pollux Unbound reviews
Someone left his diary at the rooftop where Youhei and the others get hold of it. It reads Dear Page 1,Everything sucks. Except him. He rocks. And me too, I rock. Together we rock.Then the Guntai explode with laughter
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Mars is Bright Tonight by Pollux Unbound reviews
Iruka is getting married, much to Kakashi's unhappiness. "Do you even think of me?" The Jounin asks anyway. Iruka's answer inside. Oneshot. KakaIru. Angst. This sucks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Even If by Santeira reviews
Sometimes, it takes a long time to understand nothing...HinaShino or ShinoHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
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Surrender
Only denial stood between Sousuke Aizen and reason. AizenXGin. GinXRangiku. One shot kind of dark, death fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Anatomy in Ice Version 2 reviews
Sometimes I give myself the creeps, so declares Sousuke Aizen. Aizen’s POV. One shot. Quite on the dark side and pretty sick too.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
The Cord That Binds reviews
In which breaking-up is only the beginning and a teacher's duties are forces that repair a broken past. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
When We Were Amateurs reviews
Post-manga. Hiruma and Sena found themselves haunted by the same memories. One shot. Don’t suppose this is yaoi, but it’s subject to interpretation .
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
A Fugitive's Comfort reviews
The nights when she couldn’t sleep are also the nights when she’d feel most at ease. Pain, Nagato, Konan friendship fic. Introspective prose. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Konan
Anything is Possible reviews
When people are bound through their sorrows, something gives way in order to open another path. One shot. KakashiXKurenai.For Santeira.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Truce reviews
For Hyuuga Neji’s future children, there is only one way to avoid the distinguishing mark of the inferior branch. Eventual NejiHina, I think. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Code Black reviews
Iruka: You had to die just so you could go out with me? Geez, Kakashi-sempai. Set after the battle with Pain. Spoilers ahead. KakaIru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Between Now and the End of Time reviews
For so many times, Jiraiya had asked Orochimaru to write his eulogy; and just as many times, Orochimaru had refused. Orochimaru’s POV. A one-shot friendship crap fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Sakuraba Haruto's Diary reviews
Sakuraba Haruto used to think that Seijuro Shin was an intimidating thorn on his side. ShinXSakuraba. On going.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakuraba H., Shin S.
Closer to You reviews
Hiruma and Mamori talk about firearms. MamoHiru. One shot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Mamori A., Hiruma Y. - Complete
My Foxy Valentine: An Adaptation reviews
It’s Valentine’s Day and Kira is jealous, Gin is overtly flirting, and the girls want a show. KiraXGinXAizen. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Unparalleled reviews
A moment is all it takes to efface a lifetime of admiration. IreneXTeresa. Very slight. One shot.
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Irene, Teresa - Complete
Anatomy in Ice reviews
His hair wasn’t always white and graying; his mouth wasn’t always smiling. One shot Gin fic, kinda dark too.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Brothel House Rules reviews
Aizen betrays Soul Society to become a profitable businessman: A pimp. He then hires the Espada as his prostitutes. What they didn’t foresee is that his customers would be none other than his fellow Shinigamis at Gotei 13. DISCONTINUED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Too Late to Apologize reviews
Ukitake has one simple request; that Soi Fon say sorry for a random trespass. UkiSoi. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Don't Just Pass Me By reviews
Kensei had a promise to make Mashiro pay. KenseiXMashiro. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
One Crack at a Time reviews
Just when Byakuya is doing fine in maintaining that he doesn’t have a heart, reality proves otherwise. ByaRen. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
What No Bastard Can Pull Asunder reviews
In her struggle to forget Kaien, she realized that the only way out is to remember. RukiaXKaien. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Rukia K., Kaien S. - Complete
Treading on Water reviews
Kakashi’s one secret ambition is to meet his perfectly ideal girl. Will he, though? KakaIru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Prose to You reviews
No holds barred and fighting the convention: ByakuyaXAizen. He wondered what he ever meant to this traitor. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Byakuya K., S. Aizen - Complete
Hearts Break Hard reviews
MitKo, MitRu. There are times when resolutions are not the only end of a story. For ivybluesummers and Pollux Unbound. One shot.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Deliverance reviews
Iruka virtually dissolves in Kakashi's absence. Deathfic crap. KakaIru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Three of Hearts reviews
Shuuhei falls in love with Soi Fon and finds an intimidating rival in Byakuya. While in other issues, Renji scuffles to make Byakuya his, alone. What he doesn't know is, he's gradually breaking Ichigo's heart. On going.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shuuhei H., Suì-Fēng
I've Loved You All Along reviews
When he least expected it, a figure from Kisame’s past steps into his world once more. This time, not to make things right, but to put an end to them. Companion piece to Dancing on the Corpses’ Ashes. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Forlorn Echoes reviews
Kakashi has lost so many loved ones in life. In the end, as all endings are sad, there’s just no getting them back. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Dancing on the Corpses' Ashes reviews
The Akatsuki members scatter separately following their final defeat against Konoha. After years of solitary seclusion, Itachi decides to look for Kisame. Itachi's POV. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Excuse Me? reviews
Typical case AU; princess is forced to marry Lord Alien Frieza, refuses, and is then asked to propose instead to the Lord’s foster son, the Prince. BV. On-going.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Bulma, Vegeta
His Dirty Linen reviews
Semi drabble. Kakashi gets jealous of women's clothing. KXI. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
An Act of Contrition reviews
Directionless drabble, in which Kiba’s first impression of his team mates are told and eventually proven wrong. Kiba’s POV. Dedicated to Santeira. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Failed Overture reviews
Stupid drabble. Neji does Tenten the favor this time. NejiXTenten. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Damage is Done reviews
Itachi has a twisted and convoluted mind. ItaNaru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Turn the Tables reviews
Naruto gets a hickey. Sakura gets increasingly inquisitive. SakuNaru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Time and Circumstance reviews
IrukaXKakashi. Somewhere in their uncharted childhood, their paths crossed. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friends and Lovers reviews
AU. High school cliché fic. Title says it all. Multiple pairings, both yaoi and nonyaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
No Pain, No Gain reviews
Kissing has always been a problem for Uchiha Itachi. ItachiXKisame and vice versa. Kisame’s POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Mutual Misunderstanding reviews
KakashiXIruka. Underneath, Kakashi is a very confused person while Iruka is a very clueless one. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
One Somber Afternoon reviews
What do skimpy little gestures mean between 2 confused people? MitKoMit. For ivybluesummers. One shot.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
What's Eating Kaede Rukawa? reviews
Mitsui discovers that he could only vent his innermost thoughts to just one person, Rukawa, because the latter wouldn't blurt anything to anyone. But as it gets longer, Rukawa becomes more troubled than ever...MitRuMitKo.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004
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