Sacagawea
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Joined 06-25-04, id: 617989
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello people/my reviewers (which, don't you know, belong to a totally different species)! I am SACAGAWEA, the girl who is obsessed with writing/reading/Harry Potter/telling people off for hating my Draco/Hermione fics. And being obsessive about things in general, which helps when your as much of a helpless nerd as I.

As of March 30, 2007, I am fifteen years old, which is nice considering all the other ages I could've turned 15 years after my birth. That aside -

Favorite Book: Ella Enchanted

Favorite Series: Harry Potter! Gooooo Harry! HAZZAH!

But I also love Series of Unfortunate Events, though I'd never even THINK about writing fanfics of those. Who could recreate the genius of Lemony Snicket in a mere fanfiction? Actually, probably a lot of people can. I'm just not one of them.

Favorite Trilogy (Okay, so technically it's not a trilogy anymore) : Artemis Fowl! An evil twelve-year-old who messes with the magical world...what more could you want? And of course the increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhiker's Trilogy, which is completely self-explanatory.

Favorite Way to Bug People: With a favorite's list.

Favorite Pairings: DRACO/HERMIONE! It's inevitable. Not to mention my favorite. I'm beginning to sense redundancy, however, so it should also be said that adore Harry/Ginny fics, and (of course) James/Lily.

Least Favorite Pairings: Sorry to say this, but Hermione with anyone else but Draco and vice-versa. But I mean, notice the kind of fics I write, not to mention everything under my favorite stories. Also, I hate slash (ew), child/adult pairings and anything involing incest. That's just...well, think about it this way: even fictional characters deserve some dignity. It should be said, though, that don't have anything against the authors or fans of those stories.

And, of course, there must always be QUOTES:

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." -Artemis Fowl (From Artemis Fowl)

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" -Draco Malfoy (From Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire)

"When we get back, do you think you could give me a few pointers on how to be a normal person? I don't seem to get it." -Lena Kaligaris (From The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants)

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Guard #1 (From Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Now, I just have a few words of wisdom to share:

Woodwinds Kick Brass and REAL woodwinds suck wood

Oh yes, there's one last thing - DRACO AND HERMIONE 4EVER! AND EVER! AND SO FAR EVER I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW!

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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Ever Secret Diary of Sirius Black by Amalynne Olivier reviews
Sirius Black is dead, but a memory of him still remains. Rummaging through Padfoot's old possessions, Remus discovers a bit of the past in a diary. Similar to a Tom Riddle's diary experience, with 6th Year Sirius Black. **Year 7 sequel fanfic: The Not-So Secret Dairy of Sirius Black posted**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,008 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfect Spaces by xtwilightzx reviews
He liked to coddle her, tried to shelter her like she was his pretty little princess and he her shining knight in armor. In the end, however, he had always let her fall. [Introspective, TamakiHaruhi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Banana Peels by Super Sheba reviews
If A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C. Banana peels are crazy. Crazy is life. Thus, banana peels are life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The System by Callisto Nicol reviews
Wait, James wants to study? As in STUDY study? There is something very wrong with this picture. [LJ oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nothing is Symmetrical by attica reviews
“Because,” she said, a secretively cunning smile flickering across her face for a mere second that once the shadow of the cloud passed, it was gone. “Because we’ve got nothing to lose.” Draco&Hermione. PostHBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hollow Bookworm by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot]In a secluded spot of the library, Hermione Granger does something. Something that she want's to keep hidden. Draco is all set to figure out what she's doing. Slight DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strange Magic by blue3ski reviews
Draco is a new member of the Order. To his dismay, his first assignment involves protecting Potter. Worse, he'll be working with Hermione. What will come of this hilariously uneasy partnership? No slash,btw. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,578 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Scraps of Paper by starrybutterfly reviews
Sometimes you don't need a novel to tell a story. Scraps of paper can too. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Green And Red by Elven Victory reviews
Hermione pays a visit to Draco in the Hospital Wing. Set During Halfblood prince. HGDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fan Fiction Cafe by The Ghost Host reviews
How do Fan Fictions get there start? How did Douglas Adams come up with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? And just what is the Fan Fiction Cafe? These questions and more, might, be answered... Rated K for violence with a potato gun...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005
Is this Work? by frifri reviews
Hermione used to be the top healer at St.Mungos.And now she's looking for a job. Who hired her?Is her job a real job?Has smushy and funny stuff.WAY better than you think.PLEASE REVIEW I BEG YOU!chapter 18 up, FINALLY!always taking new reviewers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,924 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
L, is for the way you look at me by Nova-Janna reviews
A dance, a song, a thin line between love and hate. HGDM One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Halloween Madness Courtesy of Draco Malfoy by schye reviews
[Ch.8][HGDM]First it was two balls in one year, then Malfoy starts to act like Harry Potter is his best friend and he has always been in love with Hermione Granger, then he infiltrates Gryffindor Tower! What has the world gotten into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ways to Eat Chocolate by wingless87 reviews
What happens when you just have to have that something in your hands? What would you do if someone got in your way? Nothing could stop Draco from getting one of life's greatest pleasure - Chocolate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Extremely Bizarre Events by amberthefool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Greatest Gift by lepetitarsenic reviews
It's Hermione's eighteenth birthday, and Harry and Ron are too distracted by Quidditch to remember... thankfully, someone does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Be a Doll reviews
Something terrible happens to Draco and courtesy of the Head Code he is put under Hermione's care! Will they be triumphant? Will Hermione throw him off the North Tower? Read and Review. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,399 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Being Insane reviews
Teasing, Taunting and just plain Tormenting her always made me feel like I was still in control. It made me feel like it was still my game, as if I wasn't afraid that in the end I would lose. But I was. DHr, Draco's POV...Written PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,398 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mutual Loathing reviews
They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Potter Woke Up reviews
An extremely random fic about what would happen if J.K. Rowling pulled an 'and then he woke up'for Harry Potter. No longer a oneshot.WARNING: Characters are SUPPOSED to be OOC. So be prepared for ultrahigh levels of funny stupdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
The Proposal reviews
On the night of the Yule Ball, Hermione Granger made a proposal. That Draco Malfoy accepted. It was the night of a miracle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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