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Author has written 21 stories for Pokémon, Kid Icarus, Earthbound, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Avatar: Last Airbender, Dragon Ball, Animal Crossing, Twilight, Warriors, and Frozen.

ALOHA FANFICTION!

I'm grovyleTheGreat!

oh now I have an ask fm account... it's under the name Viridi the nature freak

X3


stuff of randomness...NYAN!

My favorite pokemon is absol.

I'm the eldest out of my two siblings. brother and the youngest is my lil sis

My favorite pokemon video game is... POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON RED RESCUE TEAM! (yes I play gameboy because i'm with it.) however i only get charmander, skitty(NYAN), eevee, mudkip, psyduck, and treecko...

Funniest Things To do:

  1. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
  2. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
  3. Put a dora doll in the middle of K-Mart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
  4. Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
  5. Go to a pet shop and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow
  6. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
  7. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
  8. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
  9. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
  10. Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
  11. Go to K-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
  12. Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
  13. Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
  14. Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
  15. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment
  16. In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
  17. Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
  18. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
  19. Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon
  20. Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
  21. Go to a horror movie and when everyones quiet scream as loud asyou can... see who jumps.
  22. Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
  23. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
  24. When you are in a public bathroom yell NOOOOO the toilet took my poop.
  25. Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
  26. Go to McDonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
  27. Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
  28. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
  29. Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
  30. Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
  31. Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
  32. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".
  33. Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
  34. Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no toilet paper in here!!!"
  35. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
  36. Go to Woolworths and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!".
  37. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
  38. Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upset that they killed him.
  39. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
  40. Go to a movie, and when ever there is a gunshot, scream,"HIT THE FLOOR!!!" And hide under your seat.
  41. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
  42. Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
  43. Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, There's no toilet paper left!!"
  44. Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
  45. Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
  46. Smear peanut butter all over yourself and go next door and ask for some bread.
  47. Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
  48. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
  49. Knock on a random door and when then answer Shout "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!" and run away screaming!
  50. Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Woolworths and buy a cartfull of bananas.
  51. Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!".
  52. Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
  53. Go into a public place wearing black clothes and follow people telling them your their shadow.
  54. Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
  55. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
  56. Go out in public. then when you see an old guy, go up to him, hug him and shout grandpa your alive.
  57. Put an "Open House" sign in front of a random neighbors house.
  58. Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
  59. In a very busy shopping mall keep yelling out "Jake! Come here please!" until a guy named Jake comes to you.
  60. Mail a doughnut to the police officers .
  61. Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
  62. Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
  63. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
  64. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
  65. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
  66. Apply for a job at Burger King and say your name is Wendy McDonald.
  67. When at Woolworths run in and find a random person then jump in someones cart saying " ahoy matey!".
  68. Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!".
  69. Go to wal-David Jones and hide in the clothes ,when someone comes pop out and say I'M FROM NARNIA !
  70. Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
  71. Get up in the middle of Social Studies and yell "They are coming!" then run out screaming.
  72. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
  73. Go to ikea. Hide in a wardrobe. When you hear someone walk by, shout "FOR NARNIA!!!".
  74. Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
  75. Run down the street saying "they're after meh lucky charms" in a little green suit.
  76. Walk into a restaurant (avoiding the hostess) and start to take peoples order.
  77. Hug a stranger then push them back angrily and say "GET OFF ME WEIRDO".
  78. Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
  79. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to burger king.
  80. In a mall shout "hey Pervert" and count how many people turn around.
  81. Go to McDonalds dressed as an emo and order a happy meal with extra happy.
  82. Go to a romantic movie and every time people are about to kiss scream loudly and throw popcorn.
  83. On a really hot day walk outside in ski gear and yell 'whats wrong with you !
  84. Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
  85. Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.
  86. Buy a cup from burger king and go and ask McDonalds for a refill.
  87. Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.
  88. Stand in front of a chinese restaurant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
  89. Walk up to an old person and ask them what they want to be when they grow up.
  90. Be loud in a library then tell the person who gets mad at you to "shut up, it's a library."
  91. Go to Woolworths and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
  92. In the middle of a crowd, yell, "I peed!" and see how many people run away.
  93. Walk up to somebody and say "I'm not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
  94. Go to the mall and scream "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" and have a melt down (try to fall in a fountain).
  95. Walk into Burger King dress as Ronald McDonald and order a big mac.
  96. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
  97. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.
  98. Call Dominoes and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
  99. Write "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.
  100. Go into a public bathroom and ask the person next to you if they come here often.
  101. Buy an eevee doll, go to an office job, yell "GO EEVEE!" And throw eevee at the worker in front of you.
  102. Buy a Link costume, go to comic-con and watch everyone stare
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I'm good at fencing, I love mythology, I love jokes, I am insanely enthusiastic, I have insane story ideas, and i'm LEFT handed!

I can play the flute, pan flute, fife, accordian, ukulele, bongos, ORGAN, recorder, gitaur, clarinet, trumpet, piano, violin, and...(Dramatic music) I'M IN MARCHING BAND!

#IMABANDGEEKANDIMPROUDANDIDONTREALLYUNDERSTANDTHISHASHTAGTHINGSOIMJUSTMAKINGAHASHTAGWAYTOOLONGTOBEAHASHTAGSOIFTHISCONFUSESYOUDONTPAYANYMINDTOITWOWIWROTEALOTMAYBEISHOULDSTOPWRITINGTHISHASHTAGSOLONG...?NAH...

I honestly never understood hash tags

My name is Robyn and I'm fifteen, going on sixteen.


My shipping wall

Blazingsun. Blaze and Sunny.


top ten pokemon

10. magikarp- it's so under rated... but you CAN beat the elite four with them... so if you can, do it... I DARE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. skitty- no one could ever guess a pink, frilly cat, could single handedly give the elite four a swift beat down, while being so darn adorable

8. shedinja- only killed by critical hits. only the best trainers can use shedinja and not loose their souls...

7. pichu- ukuleles are only useable by ukulele pichu

6. charmander- who doesn't love a fire lizard?

5. mewtwo- looks and sounds like giygue. this is too coincidential to not be true...

4. riolu- my brothers favorite

3. grovyle- well...?

2. mudkip- do I need a reason...?

1. absol- you know how people mistook it for causing disasters when it warns of them...? poor... misunderstood absol...


Top Ten Earthbound Characters

10. Loid- he's so underated by everyone... and he's the original. also, i'm preeety sure he's dr. andonuts... they even wear the same glasses. that would also explain jeffs love of explosives...

9. Kumatora- she's the best. princess. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Pippi- the only four year old I know, who has the guts to go into a graveyard and fight off zombies by punching them.

7. Giygue- did you know that the real reason he was evil, was because George kept taking him into a lab so George could study psychic powers. if I were Maria, I would have smacked George upside his head for that. you don't do that to babies. even... freaky alien babies...

6. Pokey- maybe if his parents were nicer to him, he wouldn't be a bully. he's only trying to keep from getting beat up by others. he didn't know he was doing things wrong, because his father treated him the same way... poor kid...

5. Picky- he and his brother are abused kids. and he seems to take more than his brother.

4. Ninten- his love for oreos and his love for ribs, as well as no personality, makes him exactly like my little sister...

3. Jeff- he looks too much like a good friend of mine. and I love brainiacs

2. Lucas- he's so darn cute!!!!!!!!!! and my friends say I remind them of him...

1. CLAUS- he's cool because he's masked man. cuteness never looked so epic...


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies! (last I checked there was chocolate too and we can always steal milk from the jedi)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?! (Heck yeah, and if Pittoo or masked man is on the dark side, then the awesomeness got even better)

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

9. You can curse and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counselor or an asylum


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Darn … we … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will swear at the person who swears at you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you're a gamer and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you're against bullying, copy this into you're profile. 95% of people won't.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you know a friend who would stick by your side no matter what you do or what happens, copy this into your profile.

...P...Put this

...O...On your

...K...Profile

...E...To stop PoKéMoN

...M...From

...O...Being

...N...Hated

...!!...It shows you care..

Help PoKéMoN rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

add this to your profile if you LOVE Pokémon


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity (which you don't), here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How stupid could you be to do that?)

On a bag of Fritos! "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops, forget what I said about ironing clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh My Goodness!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So they want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says:"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray:"May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard: "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer: "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse: "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids, you can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?!)

A sharpening stone: "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns: "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller:"Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man.)

An electric router made for carpenters: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot! There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter: "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden: "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

on the bag for a burger king toy: "keep away from children" (aww... but I want that my little pony toy BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that(so funny)

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They’re loose!!"

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When u open it, he collapses.
When he see's u reading it, he faints.
When he see's u living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

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94% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 6% that cares, put this on your profile


MY STORIES: that I am currently working on...

(chronological order)

The truth behind his fear... (pokemon/rated T/humor& tragedy)

why was Bugsy (Bob) afraid of toast? what caused it? (it's a little sad, but only funny when you REALLY think about it)

Pokémon mystery dungeon: Blind sight (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

Sunny, our main character, was meant to be a lesson to all of us. having some sort of disability or problem that would greatly affect our life in what we want or have to accomplish, does NOT mean we can't do it. It does NOT mean we will be nothing in life with a small flaw! Just because one person is blind, doesn't mean they can't be a hero! because sight is needed by itself, but not when you have other senses to rely on... and a good friend to help you. you can rise to greatness, no matter what you can and can't do.

The misadventures of heroes: Let the random begin! (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

some thing I started last year, a few months before school let out... palm Sunday night of 2014, to be exact. the story got so good that my brother told me to publish it after I got a fanfiction account. the story was finished on paper the afternoon of July second, or at least... some thing like that... now all I have to do is type it.

The misadventures of heroes: the insanity within (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

the sequel is a work in progress also. I will start typing as soon as I finish the first. there's not much to say about it...

meloetta rules the world (pmd/rated T/humor& parody)

why I don't let my lil' sis write fanfics on my account... anymore...


WARNING: FLAMERS HAVE TO MEET AN UGLY HO-OH BY THE NAME OF ...HELMAROC KING. so please don't flame the grass type.

NYAN :3

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Mortified by FiveRivers reviews
Danny had actually been looking forward to Casper High's ghost safety assembly, but, between a ghost attack and his parents' newest weapon, things go wrong very quickly. Now Danny will have to fight not only ghosts and hunters, but his own instincts to get everyone back home safely. If at all. Updates on Fridays and sometimes Sundays. (Cover by me.)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 269 - Words: 641,477 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F.
The Legend of Zelda: Dreamweaver's Shield by Light Onthemayo reviews
After two years of searching, Captain Link and the valiant crew of the airship Island Symphony have found Obeeta, a massive island in the sky sporting a city-like landscape. What looks to be a simple visit in a quest to locate Irleen's people soon turns into one massive living nightmare as Obeeta's nights spring surprise after surprise on the crew of the Island Symphony.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 78 - Words: 345,574 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Link, OC
Interviews with a Tactician by Scourge of Infinis reviews
In which Robin decides to conduct interviews with existing and potential Shepherds to ensure their loyalty and commitment to the cause (and some other details). What could possibly go wrong?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 812,683 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Avatar/Robin
Pokémon Ranger: Melody of the Sea by Sabishii-Sensei reviews
When a mysterious girl was found lying unconscious on the dock of the Pokemon Ranger school with no memories of who she is other than her name, Katrina "Kate" Sapphire and her partner Aqua the Squirtle. Kate begins to find that she is highly intrigued by the idea of being a ranger. But who exactly is Katrina Sapphire and why was she in the ocean? REWRITING PROGRESS: 17/39 (44%)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,083 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi] Kellyn/Hajime, Squirtle/Zenigame - Complete
The Trouble with Ghosts by Lynse reviews
Lancer hadn't realized how closely young Mr. Fenton's school troubles–-and the secrets he surely wasn't telling his parents–-were tied to ghosts until after that encounter with Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,135 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On reviews
This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 177,340 - Reviews: 6112 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/24/2021 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Lionblaze, Ivypool
1,001 Things I'm NOT allowed to do in: Kingdom Hearts by Freerunner4427 reviews
If you discovered you have the ability to travel between worlds, what's the first thing you were going to do? Why screw with everyone of course! This is just the first part of my misadventure rules too! Rated T for language...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 5/13/2015
Airman Link of the Grand Sails by Light Onthemayo reviews
For fans of the Sky Lines story. Link has been an airman for most of his life, but just what kind of airman was he? Find out in this series of crackpot shorts detailing the kinds of trouble Link and his best friend Line got into before the events of Sky Lines.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,772 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2021 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Link, OC
A Wings of Fire Story by Fatespeaker reviews
An epic adventure. A quirky new cast. And the most original, relatable hero ever. Sound familiar? That's the point! Welcome to any and every Wings of Fire story. This TOTALLY SERIOUS tale features all of the things you know and love (or love to hate) from WoF fanfics and the series itself. Once you've read this, you've read them all! Adventures and clichés await you inside...
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,181 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2021 - Published: 1/27/2016 - OC
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord by ChangelingRin reviews
Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/8/2021 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Zant
Fire Emblem: Awakening - Another Again by Yosei Ranbu reviews
The second time Robin woke up in the field, he was crying.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,346 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina]
Grandfather Clocks by FiveRivers reviews
A collection of related one-shots regarding the father/son relationship between Danny and Clockwork (Lost Time). 90% fluff. Some angst may show up now and again. Features fatherly, protective Clockwork, and soft, fuzzy Danny. Set before Mortified. Rated T for safety. Now featuring: Play On.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,973 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/22/2021 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Danny F., Clockwork
Dimensional Links by ChangelingRin reviews
Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope: the Hero. Except this time, they're not sending just one - they're sending all of them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 385,927 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 3/18/2015
Analog by Workparty reviews
Life was complicated for Danny, but Vlad's desire for a son was about to make it a whole lot worse. After all, how can you figure out your life when "you" aren't even the only one living it? Originally published for October 2017 and expanded in 2020, it's a 7-part anthology that will have you seeing double!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,950 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/19/2020 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Danny F. - Complete
Forever Linked by HylianBagel reviews
Discontinued- Rewriting as Linked Forever, Probably ! The last chapter I just uploaded on this one is just to let you all know that follow this old story about it. But, I can give a gist anyway...almost every Link meets up due to the force upholding time fails to do so. The Links team up to save each era one at a time so that they can continue on their way in their own adventures.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,356 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Link, Shadow Link, Ravio
Avatar: the Last Alligator by Murposifly reviews
Whales. Emus. Ferrets. Alligators. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Everything changed when the ferrets attacked. Only the hairgrower, master of all four animals could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. Crack story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
When Starclan Gets Bored ( Moonclan Edition ) by LuckyLark and Darkshadow reviews
A story of what happens when Starclan gets bored with what's going on down below! Randomness galore. An AU in which a fifth clan, called Moonclan existed. Takes place around the lake. Rated T to be safe. (Ideas & Writing by us both)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 11/2/2015
The Four Swords: Tales From Hyrule by TiggerPup91 reviews
A spin-off series of one-shots from Reiteration and Reminiscence!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Link
The Worst Heroes: A Spirit Tracks Saga by Rexan reviews
Link gets on the nerves of all of Hyrule, and Zelda gets on the nerves of all the readers. Definitely not a walkthrough. - Originally titled "Restoring the Spirit Tracks."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Link, Zelda
Wings of Fire Let's Play Truth or Dare! (Discontinued) by Queen of the Pears reviews
What happens when you introduce a "friendly" game to crazy dragons? Insanity. The "friendly" game of truth or dare has been introduced to the Pyrhhians and they are going nuts over it! Rated T for terrific, just kidding. T for teens (Discontinued)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,785 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/21/2015
Parody & Spoof Rescue Team: The Necessary Post-Story by Emily E reviews
Sequel to my parody of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red and Blue Rescue Team based on the game's post-story. Arceus quits his job to teach the other legendaries a lesson in responsibility and stays at Team Awesome's base. But when Mewtwo plots to take over the universe, will they and the legendaries have to work together to stop him?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Mewtwo, Pikachu, Arceus, Skitty/Eneko
Things I Can(not) Do in Amity Park by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer
Smashbound by OneBizarreKai reviews
Claus is back from the dead and now lives in the Smash Mansion with Lucas and everyone. After only a few hours, it's clear that he's developed prominent mental issues, and naturally, Lucas is concerned. Unfortunately for them, all is not well as problems continually turn up to make their lives comedically more difficult. Also something about shipping. Can't forget about that.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Lucas, Ness]
Dear Fanfiction by KittyKatly reviews
The Avatar the Last Airbender characters decide to write a letter to us about Fanfiction. They've sent it to me to share it with you guys. Let's see what they think of our Fanfiction!-(Cannon Pairings. I do not mean to offend anyone. I'm also guilty of some of the things mentioned here. This is written for fun)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 6/29/2015
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Unhinged by defendglobe reviews
In which Grovyle and the hero demonstrate poor judgment, Dusknoir hates Grovyle, Virizion hates everybody, and Gengar's mouth causes a natural disaster of epic proportions. (A collection of short, ridiculous PMD silliness that is the result of me not getting enough sleep. Featuring characters from all three PMD games).
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 6/7/2015
Donkey Kong Gets Horrified by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Donkey Kong is minding his own business, when a certain boy comes towards him and freaks the poor gorilla out... oh, Donkey Kong, what will you do?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 4/3/2008 - R.O.B., Donkey Kong, Ness, King K. Rool - Complete
A Train Elevated Into Madness by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
A simple train ride around Earthbound's Fourside takes a turn for the worst when Nana, Jigglypuff, Silver The Hedgehog, and Female Robin are all taken for a way past fast trip around the city that they didn't ask for! All the training they had isn't gonna help them in this train! Watch as the situation derails for our unlikely heroes! And what a train wreck of puns I made! Ech.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Nana, Jigglypuff, Silver, Robin (F)
The Bizarre Saga: Skyward Sword (Indefinite hiatus) by OneBizarreKai reviews
An ancient legend, recently rediscovered, tells a tale of a people that lived in a city in the sky. When a sudden evil rose against them, a group of student knights were chosen by fate to put a stop to it. Accompanied by their malfunctioning robot of a companion, they journeyed to fulfill their destiny, revealing their stories along the way, and meeting many eccentric characters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,499 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Link, Zelda, Fi, OC
The Dark Pit Show! by ShadmeTheAngel reviews
It didn't take a lot of persuasion for Dark Pit to get his own TV show. On each episode, he interviews people, starts battles, plays video games, and more things alongside his cameraman... er, camera-angel Pit. Randomness and humor galore! OCs welcome, though it may take a while.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,690 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Dark Pit, Pit
Mew Attends Kindergarten by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
Arceus and the other legendaries are on the brink of losing their sanity due to Mew's childishness, so they devise a solution that will benefit both parties. Hopefully. How will Mew partake in the solution? Will she make friends? Will she learn to stop being a nuisance in the Hall of Origin? Will she learn to spell her name? You must join Mew's kindergarten after reading! Or laugh!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Mew, Dratini/Miniryu, Kangaskhan/Garura, Machamp/Kairiky
Zelda, A Thousand Years in the Future by yuumiimuu reviews
Forget faeries and horses and castles! The new thing is smart phones, convertibles and skateboards! Link has been summoned by the Great Redwood Tree and told he needs to save the world and along with his guardian phone Siri, a Master Board, and a Hylianmade backpack, he begins a not-so-familiar adventure to kill Ganondorf and save Zelda. Rated T to be safe. BACK FROM HIATUS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/5/2013
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks! A Novelization by KaguTheGreat reviews
When the aspiring engineer Link goes to Hyrule Castle to get his engineering certificate, he never expected Princess Zelda to ask him for help! Join Link as he quests to save Zelda (well, her body) and by extension, Hyrule! First story! So don't be mean. Spoilers for Spirit Tracks (duh #1). This is a novelization (duh #2). A little LinkXZelda, b/c they're cute. Rated T to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 71,859 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/9/2014
Play On Words by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
A pun war between Edward and Alphonse. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Eight-Legged Grim Reapers by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
There aren't many things that can scare the Fullmetal Alchemist, and unfortunately, spiders are one of them. But how did this fear come to be in the first place? One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Driving Lessons by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
"Watch where you're going, Fullmetal ... If you can see over the steering wheel, that is." Or, the one where Ed is learning to drive, and Roy is his accomplice. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Complete
A Nice Game Of Truth Or Dare by DangertheSkywing reviews
When the Dragonets get bored and decide to play Truth or Dare, what will happen.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016
The Hollyleaf and Ivypool Show! by TheJadeHuntress reviews
A show starring Hollyleaf and Ivypool! They try to educate young apprentices about the Clans' histories in this hilarious comedy. Rated K. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Hollyleaf, Ivypool
Fun-Fiction! by White Moon Falcon Ninja reviews
My Parody of the Pokémon Season 1 Theme Song. I only own the lyrics and the idea for this story.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Chrom and the Fishsticks by MerchantAnna reviews
Chrom really loves fishsticks. When an beach party goes wrong, he manages to showcase his signature creation, Exalted Fishsticks. Being an huge hit, he opens up an food joint however, someone sabotages his business and while at it, kidnaps all of the fishsticks! Chrom realizes to rescue his treat, he must establish an party even if it means working with his greatest nemesis, Grima.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Lucina, Chrom, Robin (F), Shulk
Parody & Spoof Rescue Team by Emily E reviews
Sarcastic spoof of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red and Blue Rescue Team. A young human who gets transformed into her most hated Pokémon is forced to join a rescue team against her will in a universe full of talking Pokémon. There, she tries to find the meaning of her transformation, and also the reason why Taco Bell made a breakfast menu.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sky Lines by Light Onthemayo reviews
One hundred and fifty years after the disaster with the Spirit Tracks, Hyrule has risen to the skies. The people have made a living through the use of airships and the "Sky Lines", trails of intense wind used to aid these airships in their travels. On the eve of a fantastic adventure, a young man named Link has just been given command of his own airship...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 146 - Words: 710,550 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Link, OC - Complete
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Melody of the River by kyokotheeevee reviews
When an apathetic boy is the victim of a deadly accident, he is given one last chance at life to reform himself. What he doesn't know is that his new life is even more challenging than his old one, and he must break his old habits to save it from disaster. (I don't own anything.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,739 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Totodile/Waninoko, Skitty/Eneko
All the small things by Taisi reviews
An experiment gone wrong de-aged Donnie back into a toddler. Good thing Mikey's great with kids.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Ness and Ninten: 'Best' Partners Ever by PsychicInu reviews
Ness and Ninten are best friends, though that doesn't mean they always get along. There is always ONE THING that keeps them from being such great and amazing friends and partners...in crime. Of course, Ness almost gets arrested and Ninten is the cops' best friend but...you get the point!
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Ness, Ninten
Fabulous PMD Shipdump by NaturallyDark reviews
Do you love Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Do you like nonsense? Perfect! You'll get both! I will be writing the most insane, pointless, and confusing ships from PMD and dumping them right in here! Most recent ship: Chatot X Grovyle
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
Virizion Does a Thing by NaturallyDark reviews
Virizion has a secret that she's been keeping from everyone, especially Emolga and Dunsparce. And that secret is...she's a shipper! A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Victini, Virizion - Complete
A heroes Origin by Drake Vallion reviews
The origin of the hero Drake Vallion son of Link and Orielle this is my first story so keep that in mind
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Link, Orielle] OC - Complete
There Once was a Giant Pig by Murposifly reviews
There once was a giant pig. The pig was skewered by a javelin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Clarisse R. - Complete
Fire Emblem: Awakening Strategy Meetings by Wackyman4857 reviews
Much like the Snake Codecs and Palutena's Guidance, Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Frederick and Lissa from FE:A analyze the fighters of Smash 4. Different cast members from Awakening and other games may join in as well! Updates every one or two days. Major FE:A spoilers.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,404 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Robin (M), Robin (F), Lucina, Chrom - Complete
Hunger Pangs by Bopdawoo reviews
Pit is hungry for lunch, but Viridi won't make him a grilled cheese. So, he resorts to a more creative method of persuasion.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Pit, Viridi
MOTHER - The Novelization by FossilsDaDaDa reviews
My name is Ninten. Yeah, I know, laugh all you'd like, it'll get old soon enough. Anyway, for the first eleven years of my life, being the bearer of that name was the most remarkable thing you could say about me. Then, one day, my lamp attacked me.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Ninten, Loid, Ana, Giygas
Darth Marth by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Roy Minus Fire (Emblem) becomes evil. Lucina is determined to stop her idol from being villainous. Pit ends up acting girly and insecure. And all Ike craves is chicken. Now what does this have to do with Pokemon and Looney Tunes? Well Rayquaza and some of the merry melodies appear, and this is as crazy as you could expect!
Crossover - Pokémon & Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/18/2014
Why Pit Doesn't Have a Halo by Bopdawoo reviews
Pit wants to know what it's like to have a halo, so Lady Palutena gives him one. Let's just say that he didn't have it for long.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Dark Pit, Palutena, Pit - Complete
The Day the Smashers Gone Insane by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
One of my most insane one shot turned two shot ever, WITHOUT my former three main Smash characters! Popo is just having ice cream, when Ness eats it and turns into a penny, which evolves into a dime, and all of the Smashers get involved in one of the most insane fanfics ever conceived! It's as stupid as Shulk really feeling it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Pikmin, R.O.B., Donkey Kong, Popo - Complete
Invasion of Claus by cosmogon reviews
A world without swag is a world without life.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Ness, Paula, Lucas, Claus
The Bizarre Saga: Twilight Princess by OneBizarreKai reviews
A month has passed since the last adventure, and Link's bizarre curiosity manages to get the team thrown into another dimension. Again. Except this time, everybody is older, a brand new character shows up out of no where and the story makes a HUGE twist! Will the heroes be able to survive this insanity? Probably, they've done it numerous times. But it's different from last time…
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,331 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Link, Saria, Midna, Navi - Complete
The Gigantic Toaster by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Pikachu and Popo are bored when a giant toaster pops out of nowhere. And R.O.B. detects that something odd is occurring at the scene as a result...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Pikachu, Popo, R.O.B., Sonic - Complete
Team ACT Puts in a Lame Effort by NaturallyDark reviews
After noticing that Team Charm's magical girl antics have caused great suffering and hardships for anyone who isn't Team Charm, Team ACT have decided to take charge. Unfortunately, with so many selfies that need to be taken and so many 'stupid-guy' moments to be had, will they even get to the 'defeating Team Charm' part? A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crackfic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Charizard/Lizardon, Alakazam/Foodin, Tyranitar/Bangiras - Complete
Team Charm Freaks Out by NaturallyDark reviews
It's hard work being superfabulous magical girls, so the charming ladies sit themselves down in their mansion to watch the Pokémon anime. But when it comes to shippers, it's never as simple as that. Throw in Virizion and Dusparce and you have the recipe for war. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crackfic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Lopunny/Mimilop, Medicham/Charem, Virizion - Complete
The Smashers Have Been Turned Into Children? by Daisy Bokoblin reviews
Poor, poor Ganon. He has to deal with all the smashers as children ever since Tabuu turned back the clock for them by ten years. Ganon, however, was spared from this plague. Why? And why did the most annoying smasher EVER also have to stay an adult as well? Everything was going relatively fine until Tabuu started attacking the Smash Mansion to try and kill the children smashers...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Ganondorf, Tabuu
Spirit Tracks, What really happened? by oldaccount12347 reviews
SOOO My first proper story! What really happened in spirit tracks? "Link... Link no! We have to defeat malladus! Now is not the time to be odering a pizza! But... erm... Ham and pineapple please..." Is Link really the brave hero we know? Why does princess zelda have an obsession with Cheerios? Find inside! R and R please :)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Zelda, Link
The most random yet funny Dragon Ball talk ever! by Espeon804 reviews
Inspired by my "the most random yet funny Pokemon talk ever!" Fanfiction! So what happens when Goku returns from Shenron too early? So randomness from the cast! Read if you may! More will be made in the future!
Dragon Ball GT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Fairy Icarus by Firehedgehog reviews
Pit and dark Pit end in the legend of Zelda as fairies, taking navis place
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Complete
Dark Pit wastes your time by Herodark reviews
*Troll face*
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Dark Pit - Complete
Newcomers Approaching by Bopdawoo reviews
Lady Palutena and Dark Pit have been confirmed for Super Smash Bros 4, and Pit couldn't be happier.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Mega Man, Dark Pit, Palutena, Pit - Complete
When the Guildmaster Goes on Vacation by Emily E reviews
Guildmaster Wigglytuff goes on vacation and leaves the main character in charge. Will Chatot be able to put up with her making his life a living nightmare?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
Frozen on Broadway by The Mage Of Breath reviews
Homestuck Characters take up the Frozen Broadway life
Crossover - Homestuck & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Vriska S. - Complete
DBZ- A Cinderella Story by Fairytale of Lies reviews
After a visit with the authoress, the Z-fighters get themselves in a sticky situation. Now, in order to escape the fairytale, our heroes must see it to the end! But, will they do it, before they're stuck there forever?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Gohan, Videl] Trunks, Goten - Complete
Wind Waker: A Different Wind, a Different Quest!--Act I by SuperDupe1000 reviews
*Please note that this is a mix of The Legend of Zelda and One Piece. Only the idea of One Piece set in the LoZ world, no One Piece characters.* This is my story of Link, who wants to leave home and become the King of the Pirates! Along the way, he will make many friends, as well as numerous enemies. Will he succeed in his dreams? R&R! ***Updated every Friday!***
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 100,347 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Link - Complete
Wind Waker: A Different Wind, a Different Quest!--Act II by SuperDupe1000 reviews
**Sequel to Wind Waker: A Different Wind, a Different Quest!-Act I** After Link recovers from his major injury, he and his crew set out to find the maps that will lead them to the Second Earth! With many obstacles ahead and his new powers, will Link have what it takes to become the King? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,869 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Link, Navi, Medli, Makar
Another Boring Day with Link by ZeldaandPikminforever reviews
No Brawls... No training available... What to do... Another boring day...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Link - Complete
Christmas Shopping by SpiritofSilverWater reviews
Pit and Dark Pit go Christmas shopping. Everything is bound for disaster! Late Christmas special!
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Little Princess by Extended Experience reviews
The Doctor's "evil deeds" catch up with him, and he is forced to regenerate... as a seven year old girl. And who does he turn to for help? You got it... Captain Jack! Sorry for the long update wait, this story is BACK ON! :D But I'm not gonna write without reviews!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Extra Fun Adeventures of Stupidity by Gemstone Gal reviews
Inspired by the crazy chats in the livestreams of Emilia's Fire Emblem Scribbles. Has two avatars, and two Morgans. Crackfic! Spoilers are in here! Rated for future swearing.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Morgan
The nyan doctor by hangwan000 reviews
This is a doctor who nyan cat crossover This is my crackfic, I hope you like it!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Why Sirius Isn't Allowed to Babysit by Akozu Heiwa reviews
When Sirius and Remus babysit Harry, only the worst can come of it. Add that to spoken slip-ups, innocent repetitions, and angry mothers, and you get one heck of a night!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Malfunction by Esper of Tropica reviews
Just a random story thought of when I was bored. Somewhere along the line, Claus begins to malfunction and goes crazy! What happened?
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Claus - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 8 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Now, for another Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule story from a not so absolutely safe mind. What will happen this time? Will the capsule piss Porky off only a little? Will it make him totally livid beyond all compare? What's going to happen?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Pokey M. - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 7 by Master Porky Minch reviews
The very first Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule Easter Special. What do you get when you add a bunch of pissed off kids to M the last fight of Mother 3?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Pokey M. - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 6 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Happy St. Patrick's Day. If you give a scientist a bit of scotch... Not one green beer today, and yet I'm freaking wasted to have published this.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 5 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Finally! I got another one hear. Anyway, you ever wonder how Porky gets in and out tight spaces?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Ice Cream by Link's Little Brother reviews
Lucas, Ness, and Toon Link get kicked out of the Smash Mansion until sunset. An ice cream truck pulls up and Lucas wants ice cream. Sounds normal, right? Wrong.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Ness, Toon Link - Complete
Mall Trip by PsychicDash reviews
Toon Link, Ness, and Lucas, along with every other smasher, go to the mall!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Toon Link - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 4 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky is getting in the Absolutely Safe Capsule!... What ever you do King P., don't press the huge red button! After working on A Dark Love for some time, I decided it was time for me to make yet another Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 3 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky gets in to an Absolutely Safe Capsule that actually works. But what happens when you give him the knowledge that he's trapped forever, and that he has to listen to his least favorite song?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Pokey M. - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 2 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky's getting in the Absolutely Safe Capsule!... But is it as safe as it's name says? After the very first fanfiction I ever made, I thought there should be a ton of them.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
POKEMON: pOKEMON CHAMPION by ScytheRider reviews
A badfic. Chapter 1: Nash Fetchum starts his journey to be become POKEMON CHAMPION, but something is haunting him? Chapter 2: mew2 wants to destroying all huamity except for one girl what will he do? Chapter 3: THE LAST FINAL IS UPON. Will history repea
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Like a Brat by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
Porky's the boss. Actually, he's more of a brat. Parody of the Lonely Island's "Like a Boss" as it pertains to Porky's role in the MOTHER games. Includes spoilers for Earthbound and Mother 3.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Pokey M. - Complete
The Fourth of July by PsychicDash reviews
It's the fourth of July and Ness, TL, and Lucas are going out to shoot fireworks with Ike, Marth, and Link! What will come of them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Toon Link, Ness - Complete
Not so good Absolutely Safe Capsule by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky is going to get in the Absoluetely Safe Capsule... or is he? This is a random idea I came up with when looking up the Absolutely Safe Capsule. There might be some more stuff later on, but for now, enjoy what ya got.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Pokey M., Lucas - Complete
Toon Link's Sick Day by PsychicDash reviews
Toon Link gets sick, so Ness and Lucas try to cure him! But do their actions really help?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Toon Link - Complete
Ness' Missing Hat by PsychicDash reviews
Ness' loses his hat, and Lucas and Toon Link have to put up with his reaction!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ness, Toon Link - Complete
Goten Gets Lost by dbzqueens reviews
ChiChi is mad that Goten goes places by himself so she reminds him of what happened last time.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Goten
Loftwings and Riders: A Basic Guide by Shadsie reviews
Alternately: Loftwings for Dummies: A Guide for the Rest of Us. A speculative textbook-style basic guide to the history, riding and care of Skyloft's favorite featured bond-creatures. Learn how to care for your bird for a happy lifelong partnership.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loftwing(s) - Complete
To Study or Not to Study by CrazyKitCat reviews
A short parody of Hamlet's "To Be or Not to Be" soliloquy. Wrote it as a joke because I didn't want to study for school.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
What if Nyan Cat Was a Superhero? by little miss piplup reviews
something i wrote on facebook. title says it all. my first fic, please be nice
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
The Four Swords: Reiteration by TiggerPup91 reviews
A continuation from the Four Swords Manga, Hyrule has returned to an era of peace, but something is amiss... and when Zelda is kidnapped once more by a strange, dark force, Link must once again use the power of the Four Sword to defeat the darkness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,204 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Totally Whacked by Cherry-sama reviews
2nd in Totally Series. What would happen if Link interrupted the narrator too much, Tatl caught ONA, and much more! Dare to find out? There is one thing to say about this fic... It's Totally Whacked!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,251 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Link, Navi, Tatl - Complete
The Discovery by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Vaati, Dark Link, and Link discover the Internet!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
The Shocking Truth About Ness's Father by TauVertex reviews
Ness learns the shocking truth during a phone conversation with his father.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ness - Complete
EarthBound: That stuff spreads by Curimuch reviews
I'm sure we all curiously walked into mushrooms, yes? So has Ness.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Ness - Complete
The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet by sarahmariehudak reviews
a Dr. Seuss-like approach on the story of Romeo and Juliet. R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Fire Emblem Path of Radiant Idiots by The Green Wolf reviews
Behold, a story where Ike is a tapdancing idiot. There are also a few OCs.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Orange Julius Caesar Salad by Erilis reviews
If it weren't for the thirdperson speaking Caesar, the chainsmoking Antony, and the poor, mistreated Brutus and Cassius whom some believe to have a Batman & Robin relationship, how can Rome possibly prosper?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Parody of Romeo and Juliet by Erilis reviews
Shakespeare's greatest tale of love and tragedy is now retold for the ages in this spoof. Beware the Ides of Oprah..... Oh wait, that's a different work... Well, you get it.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007
My What A Chump,,, Hercule! by frogBISCUITS reviews
A oneshot songfic: a spinoff from Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast'. Hercule bashing, just a bit of fun... enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Difficult Proposal by Krillin Fan reviews
Pretty much the way I think Vegeta and Bulma got engaged, with a touch of humor thrown in.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Romeo & Juliet: What Really Happened by Empty Dragon reviews
WARNING: Involves poker, pumpkins, a rock named Joe, and lightsabers. You have been warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Four Swords, well sorta by paintballer reviews
A humorous tale of Link, Link and Link, and well Link and their magical weapon, known as the Four Sword. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003
Phones Can Be Bad For Your Health by Mystic Snake reviews
Just Trunks and Goten doing lots of prank phone calls! And finding weird stuff about the others R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Trunks, Goten
Trunks and Goten use the phone by AngelDreamer reviews
Trunks and Goten have a babysitter, and they use the phone!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2001 - Published: 5/29/2001
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Spirit Tracks Derailed reviews
Okay, after serious consideration, I am writing a parody of spirit tracks, in which Link and Zelda are brother and sister. (Had to happen at some point...) together they conquer dungeons, stare into alternate realitys, reference whatever they want, and probably accidently cause Tetra and WW Links ghosts to appear.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Link, Zelda
pokemon mystery dungeon: blind sight reviews
sunny was just your average blind girl, until she became a pokemon. she formed a rescue team with a charmander named blaze, who is moronic most, if not all the time.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Charmander/Hitokage, Squirtle/Zenigame
Pokemon poems
Poems about being a trainer in any of the regions. Need I say more.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 1/21/2017
Tim tries to romance reviews
Sometimes, it's better to buy a valentines day card...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Charmander/Hitokage, Riolu - Complete
The great Starclan turtle race reviews
So, ever since I had this crazy dream, I have been wanting to write this so badly! Silvestream, Ferncloud, Firestar, Tigerstar, and Tallstar are racing. Yellowfang is that one relative, Spottedleaf spectates, and Bluestar is the one and only announcer lady...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2016
You can be sure that won't end well
Edward writes a song death threat... holly crud, I've written 4 stories in one day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Complete
I am the mayor reviews
a song parody I thought of on the spot. the only time I've had to cuss... nothing else rhymed with trap
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Complete
I am the door reviews
Link has made a shocking discovery about his butler in the private oasis...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2016
Just dance reviews
Kumatora can't dance, until Tex shows her how. Now Sprinkles is jelous, and scheming...
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2016 - OC, Sprinkle, Tex - Complete
What could possibly go wrong? reviews
When a transport pod falls into the eastern forest, Gohan is suprised to find a child inside. there's something strange about the boy, wheather it be his strength, ability to transform into an ape at the full moon, his task originally given, or his tail. Gohan adopts him. After all, what culd possibly go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything...
Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Goku, Grandpa Gohan
Meloetta rules the world! (By my little sister) reviews
when you give your sister your laptop for half an hour... Strange things happen. including a fanfiction of total weirdness... note that this was by a nine year old, not a girl who's turning fourteen in a month and three days.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Riolu, Meloetta - Complete
ganons powdered donuts reviews
The powdered donuts are the one thing that would lead to the fall of smash mansion. Ganon stole them, leading to the entire smash group trying to steal them from him. but before someone can eat any, their stolen by another. crack fic for my little bro
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
why zuko and aang aren't allowed to play chess reviews
state testing... i was bored... so i revived my fanfiction account due to nothing better to do. and i guess... zuko and aang played some chess...?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Aang, Zuko, Katara
The misadventures of heroes:Let the random begin reviews
after a festival turns into a disaster, a group of completely corny heroes must answer the call of duty to save the world from utter destruction. how will this rescue team survive this insane pokemon mystery dungeon story...NYAN
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Charmander/Hitokage, Pichu, Riolu, Shedinja/Nukenin
dark link tales
something that randomly came to me. what if dark link wasn't a villain, but more of an annoying little brother? wouldn't that be cute? so I give you... the little adventures of dark link. and let's just say... this is NOT going to be updated normally. it's a sidetracked story that I'll do whenever I feel like it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Published: 2/20/2015
the eight parodies reviews
It was a snowday! I was Bored! I couldn't help, but parody ANOTHER song with earthbound... so I chose the eight melodies...
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - [Ana, Ninten] Giygas, Loid
the weirdest visit to the doctors office in history reviews
one of the many untold tales of nowhere island, in which Lucas and Claus go to the doctors office, run into porky, get lost in the mental hospital, destroy stuff, and even vandalize the fourth wall! warning: mass destruction
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Pokey M., Lucas, Claus, Ninten
do ya wanna kill a starman reviews
I know, everyone's tired of these silly frozen songs... so Lucas and Claus parodied do you wanna build a snowman for you aaaaaaaall.
Crossover - Earthbound & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Lucas, Claus, Flint, Abbey - Complete
getting the family back together reviews
it's Lucas's thirteenth birthday, and what do the smashers do? they go grave robbing, drive flint nuts, go to the under world, drive flint nuts again, bring back the dead, drive flint crazy, surprise Lucas, and surprise Lucas again!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Lucas, Pit, Ness, Toon Link
earthbound christmas songs reviews
I have decided that each Christmas, I will write an earthbound version of a Christmas song. all characters are welcome, aaaaaas long as they can behave. I will try not to use the same people... or embodiments of evil... all the time. also giygas, whenever I typed in his name, it was automatically changed to Gaygass so we'll be seeing that problem in only the first one, I guess
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015
Pitoo rules, palutena drools
a random idea I came up with! what if ptitoo and the authoress played a prank on palutena? it's a bit silly.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Dark Pit, Palutena, OC - Complete