Stoned Koala
Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-25-04, id: 618129
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Who up there hates me? by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
SI/Reincarnation as Lee's Twin. Not a serious series of fiction ideas. Lee Zi. Really. My name translates to plum purple . What am I, the Ninja version of Moon Moon? -It developed a plot. Still crazy-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Lee R., Team Gai, OC
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,222 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,628 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 271,782 - Reviews: 6150 - Favs: 7,429 - Follows: 8,131 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Herald of the End by Mach Farcon reviews
AU The world can be forever changed by the simplest of choices. When Sakura takes a different path home one day after the Academy,Naruto gains a new goal: Protect his precious people. No matter the odds. No matter the cost. Konoha, what have you created?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 566,568 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Haku
An Explosive Touch by electricbanjo reviews
Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal master of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 528,088 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 5,658 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The ANBU Genin by blood-hybrid-of-darkness96 reviews
What would happen if Naruto had been adopted by Asuma Sarutobi? If he had to take a major demotion for the safety of the village? Follow along as he takes on the Shinobi World far better equipped, and far more deadly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 132,454 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Haku] Asuma S.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,023 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 10,828 - Follows: 12,480 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7425 - Favs: 11,795 - Follows: 12,942 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 12,551 - Follows: 16,198 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Tag Goes Boom! by He-With-The-Many-Hyphens reviews
This is a story about a young Naruto and his journey into the ninja arts... And subsequently blowing everything sky high. Was it mentioned that he loved explosives? Rated M for language and stuff. Pairings undecided. Strong-ish Naruto/ Pyromaniac Naruto. First fanfic, please be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,357 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 6,231 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,525 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 4,771 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 4,754 - Follows: 4,986 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 7,116 - Follows: 7,908 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Living Life Over by Kistelle reviews
"You can see where I'm going with this right...?" Silence. More silence. "Congradulations on being 5 years old again!" And with that, Naruto – for the second time that day – screamed. M for language etc.. Multi pairings and pranks galore. PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,365 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Retrospect by Lanelle reviews
The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 8,436 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15738 - Favs: 9,491 - Follows: 8,329 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6265 - Favs: 11,420 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 4,046 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10484 - Favs: 16,464 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Point of View by GuyverChaz reviews
Many of the truths that we cling to depend entirely on our own point of view. How much of what we know of the Knight Sabers world is taken from the point of view of Sylia and crew? Now Updated and Properly formatted. Preview of chap 9 is up.
Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 146,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 477 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.