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Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,872 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 16,818 - Follows: 18,832 - Updated: 4/7/2022 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Mass Effect: End of Days by Postmeat reviews
An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 234,080 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker, Shepard, Rachni Queen
Once More by ItsHardToFindAPenName reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War was over, and Naruto was finally captured by Madara. But is hope truly gone? And what the heck is happening to the Gedo Mazo? Join our favourite blond hero and the nine Tailed Beasts on their great journey to the past! Powerful, but NOT Godlike!Naruto, AU, Accidental!Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 407,940 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 6,198 - Updated: 2/19/2021 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Team Seven
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 12,938 - Follows: 13,878 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Gōsutoai by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,279 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Final Fantasy VII: Lifestream by Axel Firestorm reviews
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This version is old and is not part of the current series. Read Final Fantasy VII: Lifestream - Book 1: Arrival instead, as that is a major rewrite of this one with many significant differences. I keep this one up for archival and historical purposes only, as a glimpse of how the series first began.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Aerith G., Jessie - Complete
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 618,342 - Reviews: 4832 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 8,280 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8238 - Favs: 12,488 - Follows: 12,762 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8652 - Favs: 17,097 - Follows: 18,070 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,172 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7698 - Favs: 18,301 - Follows: 20,416 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The ANBU Genin by blood-hybrid-of-darkness96 reviews
What would happen if Naruto had been adopted by Asuma Sarutobi? If he had to take a major demotion for the safety of the village? Follow along as he takes on the Shinobi World far better equipped, and far more deadly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 139,818 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Haku] Asuma S.
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,569 - Follows: 6,470 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Wizard Runemaster 2 by plums reviews
Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 4,793 - Follows: 5,415 - Published: 3/3/2019
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 235,065 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Herald of the End by Mach Farcon reviews
AU The world can be forever changed by the simplest of choices. When Sakura takes a different path home one day after the Academy, Naruto gains a new goal: Protect his precious people. No matter the odds. No matter the cost. Konoha, what have you created?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 595,363 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Haku
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 5,475 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 15,200 - Follows: 14,766 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Who up there hates me? by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
SI/Reincarnation as Lee's Twin. Not a serious series of fiction ideas. Lee Zi. Really. My name translates to plum purple . What am I, the Ninja version of Moon Moon? -It developed a plot. Still crazy-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Lee R., Team Gai, OC
An Explosive Touch by electricbanjo reviews
Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Echoes of Blood by Solvdrage reviews
Blood contains power. Blood creates connections. Uzumaki Naruto has awakened the dormant power of his blood. This new power will change the world. Chigan Challenge Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8925 - Favs: 16,425 - Follows: 19,309 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Tag Goes Boom! by He-With-The-Many-Hyphens reviews
This is a story about a young Naruto and his journey into the ninja arts... And subsequently blowing everything sky high. Was it mentioned that he loved explosives? Rated M for language and stuff. Pairings undecided. Strong-ish Naruto/ Pyromaniac Naruto. First fanfic, please be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,357 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 4,930 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 5,534 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 8,772 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 9,166 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Living Life Over by Kistelle reviews
"You can see where I'm going with this right...?" Silence. More silence. "Congradulations on being 5 years old again!" And with that, Naruto – for the second time that day – screamed. M for language etc.. Multi pairings and pranks galore. PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,365 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Retrospect by Lanelle reviews
The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 10,486 - Follows: 7,130 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4584 - Favs: 11,464 - Follows: 9,720 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17076 - Favs: 12,892 - Follows: 11,147 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6693 - Favs: 14,762 - Follows: 6,105 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 7,536 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 8,688 - Follows: 5,230 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 4,377 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11950 - Favs: 24,991 - Follows: 9,225 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Point of View by GuyverChaz reviews
Many of the truths that we cling to depend entirely on our own point of view. How much of what we know of the Knight Sabers world is taken from the point of view of Sylia and crew? Now Updated and Properly formatted. Preview of chap 9 is up.
Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 146,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 609 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.