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Joined 06-25-04, id: 618404, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 41 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Final Fantasy VII, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Sanctuary, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Criminal Minds, Sailor Moon, Thor, Avengers, Doctor Who, Les Misérables, Victorious, and Lone Ranger.

I'm in love with Souzou Sagara!

I also harbor an unhealthy obsession with Reno from Final Fantasy VII and Advent Children. I will write about just about anything that strikes my fancy. I am also a poet and songstress.

My fellow author kchan88 is my best friend in the whole wide world! She is the Kaoru to my Misao, the Yomi to my Tomo, the Hermione Granger to my Luna Lovegood (inside joke), the Tifa to my Yuffie, the Elizabeth to my Anamaria, the Meg to my Christine, the Rei to my Serena... My best friend forever.

Here's a tribute to her from me...
When I'm being stubborn and stupid, you pull my fingers from my ears...
When everyone is screaming at me, your voice is the only one I hear.
You speak for me when I have no voice.
You're my sister, not by blood, but by choice.

Name: I'll answer to many many names. Nicole will do nicely here.

Gender: Very much female.

Age: 24 - leveling up now - as of right now, but some of us are much older or much younger.

Distinguishing Marks: Freckle on the tip of my nose, disturbingly long natural fingernails

Typical Accessories: Largeish black plastic-framed glasses with sparklies in the frames, one hoop earring in my right ear, blue topaz stud in my right ear, Wildlife Warriors wristband on left wrist, Elephants Never Forget wristband on left wrist

Eyes: Sometimes hazel, sometimes green - they change. A couple of times, they've been silver.

Hair: Long and sable brown

Cycle: Diurnal and Nocturnal. I crash whenever.

Element: Fire and water (Scorpio and Yin Fire Rabbit)

Magic specialty: Animals, channeling, song magic

Religion(s): no real classification, pending animism

Animal totems: Lion, cat, wolf, black widow spider, hawk, eagle, dolphin, waterbirds (geese, ducks, swans, grebes, etc), cedar waxwing (a relative of the cardinal), bats, Virginia opossum, raccoon, chipmunk, squirrel, horses

Fandoms: Sailor Moon, Rurouni Kenshin, Azumanga Daioh, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, RENT, Final Fantasy VII and Advent Children, Gundam Wing, Repo! The Genetic Opera

Favorite pairings:
(To clarify, the / is only used between character identities in Sailor Moon. It will denote pairings in every following fandom)
Sailor Moon (in this order): Serena/Usagi/Serenity/Sailor Moon x Darien/Mamoru/Endymion/Tuxedo Mask, Mina/Minako/Venus x Malachite/Kunzite, Lita/Makoto/Jupiter x Nephlyte/Nephrite, Amy/Ami/Mercury x Zoicite (because Zoycite is apparently a woman), Raye/Rei/Mars x Jedite/Jaedite

Rurouni Kenshin (in this order): Souzou Sagara/Nicole Christine Barrington (non-series), Souzou Sagara/Midori Saginuma (non series), Aoshi Shinomori/Misao Makimachi, Sanosuke Sagara/Original Character (provided she's well-written and can keep up with him), Hajime Saitoh/Tokio, Kenshin Himura/Kaoru Kamiya, Yahiko Myoujin/Tsubame Sanjo

Cowboy Bebop (in this order): Spike/Faye (above all else!!), Spike/Original Character (See Sanosuke Sagara for requirements), Spike/Faye/Julia (threesomes only - none of this "Spike is an emo kid 'she doesn't love me'" phlegm, Vicious/Original Character who kills him (end of story, literally)

Hellsing: Alucard and Seras - ONLY pairing I will support.

Phantom of the Opera (in this order): Erik/Christine, Erik/Original Character (again, see Sanosuke Sagara for OC req's.), I'll read Christine/Raoul if there's nothing else.

RENT (no particular order): Mark/Maureen, Roger/Mimi, Collins/Angel

Pirates of the Caribbean (I'll not claim any order, lest K-chan see this): Captain Jack Sparrow/Anamaria, Captain Jack Sparrow/Original Character (see req's.), Will/ElizabethCaptain Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth/Will (again, threesome only - no angst),

Final Fantasy VII (In this order): Yuffie/Reno, Reno/Niki-chan, Tifa/Cloud, Rude/Kandi (OC), Tseng/Elena

Gundam Wing (no particular order): 1x2, 1x2x5, 1x2x6, 3x4, 3x4x5, 6x13

Repo! The Genetic Opera: Graverobber/Shilo

Alice In Wonderland (2010): Hatter/Alice, Alice/White Queen

Pairings I HATE, DETEST, or otherwise WILL NOT TOLERATE:
Sailor Moon: Serena/Usagi/Serenity/Sailor Moon x any male other than Darien/Mamoru/Endymion/Tuxedo Mask, Serena/Usagi/Serenity/Sailor Moon x any female unless it is a threesome with her destined love, Any Senshicest (Moon x MiniMoon/ChibiMoon - gross), Rini/Chibiusa/Small Lady/MiniMoon/ChibiMoon x anyone - that's just wrong, any yaoi except Kunzite/Zoicite - particularly Darien/Mamoru/Endymion/Tuxedo Mask yaoi, any yuri except Amara/Haruka/Uranus x Michelle/Michiru/Neptune - I don't read it, but I tolerate it.

Rurouni Kenshin: ANY KENSHIN YAOI. Period. Souzou/Sano makes me want to puke, as does Souzou/Katsu or Sano/Katsu. Kenshin/Sano is a joke. Saitoh with anyone but his wife is a joke. Shishio with ANYONE is detestable. Basically, anything not listed in the "good pairings" above.

Cowboy Bebop: ANY BEBOP YAOI. Period. Vicious/Spike is a good laugh. Jet/Spike is an even better laugh. Julia/Faye - WTF. Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV with ANYONE. It's wrong. Spike/Julia

Hellsing: Alucard/Integra, Seras/Pip, Walter/Seras - I'm not going into why because it would piss me off and I'd hurt myself exploding.

Phantom of the Opera: Phantom yaoi - 'nuff said.

RENT: Anything other than the above mentioned "Good Pairings".

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth - it would never have worked between them, darling. Any pirates yaoi unless it happens to be in a Jack/Will/Liz threesome or Jack/Will/Liz/Anamaria foursome. Same goes for Pirates yuri.

Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Aeris, any FF7 yuri, Tifa/Reno (not to bash Tifa, I just don't think they mesh), Reno/Cloud

Gundam Wing: Any straight pairings. And Relena must die.

Repo! The Genetic Opera: Nathan/Shilo - I'm sorry, that's just gross, sick, wrong, and in all ways disgusting.

FF7 Pairings That Just Annoy Me But Will Not Induce Berserker Rages:
Reno/Rude - I think they're better off just as partners, FF7 yuri or yaoi - shonen-ai is fine, so long as it's in a joking manner

Okay, I'm no homophobe. I'm a raging yaoi fan. Give me liberty or give me Deathscythe!

Characters I Hate: Kikyo, Kagome Higurashi, Julia, Tomoe Yukishiro-Himura, Relena, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Lord Cutler Beckett
Characters Who Just Piss Me Off On Varying Levels: Haruka Tenou/Ten'oh/Tenoh, Hajime Saitoh, Pip Bernadette, Koga, Captain Barbossa, Commodore Norrington (just in the first movie)

More later!!

Heroes:
my birth mother - I don't know if I could do what she did for me
Sailor Moon - she can save the world, eat like a horse, klutz out while doing both but still look good in a short skirt and get the guy of her destiny
Sailor Venus - she's the Princess of Love, 'nuff said
Souzou Sagara - a scholar, a fighter, and a lover
Sanosuke Sagara - I wish I had the courage he does
Tia Dalma - she's just plain ferkin cool!
Captain Jack Sparrow - just because he's Jack, he's my hero
Josh Groban - I'd give a significant chunk of liver tissue to have an angel voice like that
Steve Irwin - animals are my passion and one day I will get into the internship program at Disneyworld so that, in my hero's memory, I can teach people about the animals he loved and in so doing, in a small way continue his work

Likes: water, flying, high places, the ocean, lakes, the Caribbean, aquarium fish, animals in general, music, singing, anime, anime conventions, crystals, oil lamps, things that are pretty, shoes, makeup, climbing things, exploring anywhere and everywhere, romance, erotica, Hello Kitty, bishie boys, Captain Jack Sparrow, fire, sparks, fireworks, playing catch, frizbees, being random, things that are shiny, silver, moonlight, Japanese food, night time, musicals, sunlight, beaches, hot chocolate, whipped cream, the smell of cinnamon, friends, bath products, massages, windy nights, raspberry Smirnoff, strawberry daquiris, blood, vibrators, raves, Christmas music, Jimmy Buffet, sexiness, naughtiness, Peach Fanta, taking pictures, wannabe modeling, candles, making soap, shopping, anything lavender, biting, plushies, rabbits, books, pirates, vampires, vampire pirates, swords, swordsmen, seashells, cream soda, hot wax, swamps, forests, waterfalls, things that smell good, Polarfleece blankets, roadtrips, stingrays, corsets, handcuffs, cats, knitting, ballgowns, long hair, smoothies, braids, Irishmen, chocolate, driving, heights, bagels, cream cheese, Foamy the Squirrel, Greyhound bus rides, Honda Civics, late nights with friends, cuddling, cosplay, kissing, Disney, dreaming, sunsets, earrings, snow, Renaissance fairs, cemeteries, bikinis, Disneyworld, Mel Brooks movies

Dislikes: roaches, thunderstorms, tornado warnings, roadkill, beer, bad sushi, throwing up, coughing, my period, mean people, things that are broken, Madame Alexander dolls, anything artificially grape flavored, barbeque sauce, pig parts of any kind, hunters, mimes, politicians, other people trying to set me on fire or stone me to death or otherwise cause me harm of any kind, fundamentalists of any religion, coffee, Anne Murray, contemporary Christian music, drunk people, high people, propaganda, nitpicking, people who belabor the point, idiots, tactless and tasteless men, girls who are catty bitches, busybodies, gossip, rumormongering, sluttiness or whoreishness, things that smell bad, whoever's been throwing dead stuff on my lawn, itchy things, Nazis, ghouls, FREAK vampires, guns, being jellyfished, bad jokes, being called on my cell phone repeatedly, the intercom in my room, cigarette smoke, bad innuendoes, poison ivy, intrapersonal drama, getting my heart broken, crying over someone I cared about, people who try to hurt my friends, being stranded far from home in a strange place, watching other people being all lovey with each other, having no one

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Power Rangers Nexus by Stellar Raven reviews
When Tommy is mysteriously spirited away to another dimension, he'll have to get used to a completely different version of Earth...and the mismatched team of Rangers who defend it.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 94 - Words: 430,728 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2004
Operation: Assassination by AmazonTurk reviews
The Turks are recruiting new members. Their initiation? Assassination. Submit job application within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 133,206 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
kiss me on my open mouth by vandenburg reviews
He obliges.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Pony Head Count by stubliminalmessaging reviews
What were Fili and Kili really up to that distracted them from watching the ponies? Movieverse. Done for Hobbit kink meme over on lj. Incest, oral sex, frottage, and a degree of anal.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Oh, so it's like Pon Farr, yeah? by Maribor reviews
The Doctor has a problem and it starts and ends with Amy Pond. Salmon swim up stream, Swallows return to Capistrano and even a Time Lord gets a strong, impossible to ignore biological imperative every now and then. Lemony. Slashy. Smutty. My favorite grouping; Amy/Rory/11. I will go down with this ship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Difference Between Punishment And Contrition by Maribor reviews
Amy loves to tease the Doctor. But when she goes a bit too far, he hatches a plan to teach her the difference between saying I'm sorry and being sorry. ***Post The Power Of Three. Angels Take Manhattan Never Happened...Hell, most of season 7 never happened.*** 11/Amy/Rory Slashy-lemons. How you can have a problem with Rory/Doctor action is beyond me but if you do, keep moving.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Power Of Threesome by Maribor reviews
What do you do when the Doctor moves in? Why seduce him of course! Let's just call it an obvious missing scene from "The Power Of Three". C'mon, you know it happened. Slashy. Lemony. Threesomey. Amy/Rory/11. "The night the Doctor came...and came to stay." As always, does what it says on the tin.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
To Love the Darkness by Lovely Daughter of Darkness reviews
A young opera rat falls in love with the infamous Phantom of the Opera
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Sore by noctuua reviews
In which Clint is hugged—and nearly broken—by Thor, so Natasha makes him feel better with a massage.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Part of Life by AmazonTurk reviews
Our favorite FF7 characters and their takes on the most...unsavory parts of life. Requests are LOVED! Rated M for Lemon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,166 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/30/2007
Changing the Tune by LoveHGSS reviews
Spencer Reid's neighbor is an attractive woman who knows what she wants, but Spencer kind of ruins it. Can he find a way to redeem himself in order to get the girl? Just a bit of lemony fun with a plot snuck in. Reid/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Reunited, And It Feels So Good by AmazonTurk reviews
Rude gets back that which was wrongly taken from him. One-shot for now; could be persuaded to write more if there is a demand for it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rude - Complete
Kaleidoscope Eyes by Cy Fur reviews
Axel and Xion make the mistake in partaking in something from Wonderland. Alludes to drug use. Written for 30 lemons. Axel/Xion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Axel, Xion - Complete
Ten Trips Through Wonderland by AkaiNagi reviews
Alice/Tarrant Ficlets from ElJay's 10Prompts Group. AU for Alice staying in Underland at the end of the movie and becoming part of the White Court.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Reid's Fantasy Girl by peagoose6 reviews
Reid has a crush, and a vivid imagination.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Poor Hatter's Off His Tea by g-robber2056 reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland to find that the Hatter has gone the bad kind of mad and needs her help. I know, so very original. Rated M. Very M. Lots of lemons. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! Title may change if I think of a better one.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Naughty by stmpunklizzie reviews
It has been a year since Alice returned to Wonderland. And she intends to give Tarrant a very special present.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Masochismet by Fearful Little Thing reviews
The Graverobber stood beside the tomb, looking down at the bones within. This was her temple - Shilo's own form of ancestor worship. Gr/Sh
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Ink and Bandaids by Kendra Luehr reviews
Lee Holloway, an awkward, young sado-masochistic secretary, comes to Gotham after her divorce to live with her aunt. Will a certain painted man with knives, and an equal love for pain, help her reconnect with her freer side? ::Secretary/TDK xover::
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Joker
Evacuate by phoenix521 reviews
the little girl's growing up. the narrator now has a story of his own to tell. a faded snapshot into the life that they fixed for themselves...wait.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Savior by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is threatened by one of her customers. Only Sweeney Todd can protect her, but will he be there when she needs him the most?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
You're Gonna Be My Death by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
Who'd have thought that a normal night of running around a graveyard, would lead him down a new reason to live?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
What you're doing to me by Sparkling Dragon Tears reviews
Prompted fic. Out of all of the annoying things about Jude, Max finds that he loves the Limey anyway. Slash, Jude/Max, Oneshot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The Offer by lil-alfeegi-clone reviews
SanZo/ZoSan fic. You don't like slash, don't read. Zoro experiences some difficulties and Sanji offers a helping hand, surprisingly without a price.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sanji, Zoro
Curiosity And A Little Glass Vial by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
Shilo's curious. Graverobber doesn't approve. Amazing what a little curiosity and a little glass vile can lead to
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Super Fun Time Largo Adventures: Camping by exosist reviews
Rotti Largo gets tired of being stuck in the office and decides to take his three children camping in an attempt to form relationships with them again.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
Hovering by Tashilover reviews
Shilo asks Grave Robber for something. S/Gr fluffy one-shot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Hostage by BruHaeven reviews
When a serial killer prowling Gaia targets Yuffie, she is sent into a protective housing, much to her dismay. The worst part? She's in total isolation except for her bodyguard, none other than Reno...or is that the best part? Rated M for certain themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,325 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
Long Overdue by NoMoreJacksPlz reviews
One-shot. Simon visits Kaylee in her quarters while she's prepping for a pedicure. Kaylee/Simon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
The MisAdventures of Max and Jude by YourFavoriteMemory reviews
What on Earth can these two best mates get themselves into? This is just a series of drabbles that leak out of my mind and drip into a puddle on the floor. Implied Max/Jude at some points.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008
Not Enough Brain Bleach on Terra by Jade Cat reviews
Fanfiction of a fanfiction. Based on Power Rangers Nexus by Stellar Raven. One of Jareth's spells goes horribly awry. Warning, involves a m/m/m situation brought on by a magical spell!
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Color Purple by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Emily can't resist Reid's purple scarf. What happens when he catches her wearing it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Rainy Days by Rei-Kuhori reviews
Thunderstorms bring back too many memories. So Max calls Jude. Jude/Max, mention of Jude/Lucy
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008
Song Worthy by AmazonTurk reviews
Due to certain circumstances, Axel is forced to move in with his best friend, where he discovers somethings about Roxas he never knew. Warning: Yaoi; don't like, stay out. Peace.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Saturday Morning by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno's got Axys for the weekend. Just a typical Saturday morning with Reno and his daughter, Axys. Eating cereal, watching 'toons. Yeah, things are good.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Reno - Complete
They're the Heroes by AmazonTurk reviews
Zack and his secretary encounter some of those opposed to SOLDIER. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Rum and Persuasion by Luvvycat reviews
Former title: CURIOSITY. When a drunken Jack Sparrow appears on her terrace in Port Royal in the middle of the night, it is up to Elizabeth Swann to keep him safe until he can return to the Black Pearl. How can they fill the hours until daylight? Rated M
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Come Together by AmazonTurk reviews
Gift fic for Freedom Rionach for being the five-hundredth reviewer for O:A. Contains yaoi/yuri. If you don't care for that particular style, feel free to not read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
In the Dead of the Night by musicalfreak86 reviews
Sweeney sees a light on downstairs late at night, and goes to investigate. Sort of a fluffy, one-sided Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat? by AmazonTurk reviews
Over-due gift fic for teh maniac. Tifa, Yuffie and Cloud go Trick o' Treating!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Love Marks by Kumagoro Meowzaki 2 reviews
Zoro never thought Sanji was the jealous type. Oneshot, sort of PWP.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Anti Bride by AmazonTurk reviews
Set in MysticSpiritus' AU. Kandi is not the traditional bride. So why is everyone after her to plan a traditional wedding?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
One Week by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Upstairs by ShonenAiSorcerer reviews
The stairs creak, so does the bed... Todd/Lovett Oneshot, unabashedly PWP
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Sanji's Hands by StarkBlack reviews
ZoroSanji Sanji is injured more than just physically during a fight and Zoro is there to help him. Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy, fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Ready or Not! by AmazonTurk reviews
Oh Shiva, what the hell have I done?" Kandi starts having second thoughts about asking Rude to move in with her...on they day he's moving in with her! Oh, what's an OC to do?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Rude - Complete
If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out by EvilEatingSanta reviews
Max/Jude. Rated R; one section is NC-17 for sexual content. A bunch of little blurbs as pertaining to the tumultuous relationship shared by Jude and Max. Title is from a song by Cat Stevens.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Finger by AmazonTurk reviews
Various characters get The Finger throughout the game. Read about their reactions here. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Food Fight by princess-pynkk reviews
What should have happened after A Little Priest.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by mabelreid reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a very passionate encounter between Reid and Emily.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
All You Had to Do Was Ask by Redsiren reviews
Murph tends to get a wee bit annoying when he hasn’t been out in a while.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
My Angel Without Wings by Surrendered to Christ reviews
Millionaire CEO Hiko Seijuro takes in an orphaned child for the holidays, and the little redhead turns his life upside down.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,629 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kenshin, Hiko
TSMN: Hosted By the Bald Man & the Vending Machine by AmazonTurk reviews
The title says it all. Seven kids, two Turks...oh...my...GOD!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Movie Night by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Giftfic for MysticSpiritus, one of two. It's Turk Spawn Movie Night at Akalara's apartment! What, oh, what could possibly go wrong with seven kids when there are two adult Turks watching them? What indeed...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Not Spoiled, Just, Well, Maybe Spoiled by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno and Tifa have a discussion on them both spoiling their three year old daughter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Reno, Tifa L.
Afloat by neotantrika reviews
During a power outage, gravity goes off in Serenity. Mal checks Inara's shuttle to make sure it's been restored, and winds up tangled in more than just silk sheets.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
It happened one night! by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Reid goes to JJ's home one night after a difficult case. What does JJ do when she catches him watching her through her bedroom window? ReidJJ
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
With A Little Help From My Friend by hijklmnop reviews
Max/Jude. There always seemed to be those remaining two - Max and Jude and Jude and Max, usually in some various stages of disarray and undress, always seeming to be strewn across the other like boneless rag dolls.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008
Craving by EudaimonArisornae reviews
Takes place after the Enies Lobby arc. Sanji pays a late-night visit to Zoro in the crow's nest, and the crew accidentally overhears their antics. Oneshot. Zoro x Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Daddy Daughter Dance by AmazonTurk reviews
Valentine's Day sucks...especially when your school is having a Daddy Daughter Dance...and you're the only girl who's father can't make it...since he has that annoying affliction called death. Poor Andria.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Rude - Complete
Baby Reno by MikariStar reviews
Due to an accident in an old Shinra lab Reno is turned into a baby. After little Reno causes trouble in the Turks, Rude seeks the help of Tifa as a babysitter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
From Honey Bee to Turk by AmazonTurk reviews
A little back story on Kandi and how she came to be Zack's secretary in the first place. Small one shot that wouldn't leave me alone. Rated T for swearing and mentions of abuse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Turk Teacher Conferences by AmazonTurk reviews
The road to successful learning begins at home. The Turk Spawn show their parents around the ShinRa Educational Facility, introduce them to their teachers and await the dreaded meeting with the Principal. Are Turk kids REALLY that prone to violence?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Boiling Over by Spiletta42 reviews
While arranging a job, Mal finds Inara's red dress all manner of distracting. Firefly. Romance Mal/Inara 820 words.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
A Very Special Shave by sweeneyh0r reviews
Mrs. Lovett gets a pampering she'll never forget!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Connections by jilduck reviews
A SweeneyLovett one shot piece. Rated for sexual content, but done more as an exploration of their relationship. Read and review, thanks!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Favorite Things by AmazonTurk reviews
Yes. I did it. I jumped on the holiday fic bandwagon with...A SONG PARODY! Forgive me, Muses! I have desecreated yet another classic. At least I left Queen alone for once. Just...just read it. If ya wanna. Yeah.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Trick or Treat by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Reid is home alone on Halloween night, when a friend comes knocking at his door No spoilers JJREID
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Separation by AmazonTurk reviews
Due to a freak Lifestream ejaculation, Cloud finds himself face to face...with himself. Rated T for cursing and all around stupidity. May become a three parter if the Muses go on a drinking binge...again. Guess what? It happened!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
ShinRa Migraine by AmazonTurk reviews
Tseng's headache never seems to go away...does anyone care? Elena does. Summary sucks, but story is much better. Rated M for a steamy dream and a little hand action. No longer a one shot! Dire need for TsengElena and I will help fill that need!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Tseng, Elena
A Turk and a Lab Rat Walk Into A Bar by AmazonTurk reviews
Gift fic for Kd Zeal. Complete idiocy. Tseng attempts to get Seph drunk...get your minds outta the gutters! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tseng, Sephiroth - Complete
Restraint by malgalfan reviews
MalInara. Rated M for sexual situations. Inara wants to try something new.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Mal, Inara - Complete
A lover's whisper by Lakritzwolf reviews
And it has to be spoken as if to a lover... He had done it right, but never had he guessed she would come back with the wish to repay him. Pairing Ragetti Tia DalmaCalypso. Don't laugh. One shot. Fluff. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
Sleepwalkin' by Tsubacci reviews
AU Two-shot. Reno sleepwalks and does what? Based on a TRUE story, just that it happened to my friend's litle brother ;D Rated for Reno's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
The OneTime Thing by AmazonTurk reviews
Gift fic for moonstarlight. Based on my other fic, Part of Life. Yuffie and Vincent find comfort in each other's arms during the Deepground conflict. Rated M for LEMON.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Table Dancers by Vanus Empty reviews
[RenoRufus] What do you get when you mix weddings, saké, enough booze to drown an army, and Reno?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Would You Like Some Eggs With That Hash? by AmazonTurk reviews
Elena has to get rid of some seized material and Reno offers to help! Rated M for swearing and for drug use.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Pretty In Pink by Valentine'sNinja reviews
Elena is tired of trying to catch Tseng's attention so with the help of Reeve and Rufus she makes Tseng see that there are a few things under the Turk uniform that he hasn't seen. Oneshot! TsengElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Lunch Break by Otterling reviews
One shot writing exercise about Reno. It's just a fun look at a typical day between two Turks. Being Reno's partner isn't easy. Reno, FFVII, and Rude belong to Squaresoft.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
A Friendly Encounter by Kchan88 reviews
During his first week as Captain of the Dutchman, Will Turner happens upon the soul of Admiral James Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Will T., James N. - Complete
The Phantom of the Alto by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Ch. 20 is up! Sorry that took so long! Genevieve is a young alto in the Paris Opera House who becomes perplexed by the mystique of the Phantom. PLEASE read and review...I love hearing what you have to say!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 1/1/2005
Believe by Lauren Wagner reviews
Does anyone remember the nervous usher in the beginning of the movie named Mr. Jaspers? Played by Mackenzie Crook? Well...This is how I think he reacted to a certain scene of Peter Pan
Finding Neverland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
What Happens in Costa del Sol by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno meets Yuffie at Costa del Sol. Booze, beach...yeah, you do the math. Rated M for sexual content in later chapters. Reffie smut is GGGRRRREEEAT! NOW COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Bright Ideas by sallybowles reviews
Sweeney Todd, SweeneyLovett. Takes the interplay of A Little Priest from the 2005 revival and then continues those flirtations to their obvious conclusion. It's a little dark.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Of Voodoo Dolls and Fortune Cookies by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno pisses someone off and revenge is sweet. Rated M for swearing and a mastabatory display in a ritzy restaurant. Now that's classy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Reno - Complete
A Full house by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Random oneshot of a poker game in the Seventh Heaven: Yuffie loses more than she expected in a game and Reno hits the jackpot! Also debates the issue of 'Reno, you aren't fooling anyone with that straight-guy act.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Melting the Ice by AmazonTurk reviews
Turk, snow, Vincent, NAKED! Alcohol, cursing, lemons not the fruit either...or is it a citrus? Rated M for all that fun stuff that everyone wants to read, even if they don't admit it. Demons are cool.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Vincent V. - Complete
Caffeine is Detrimental to Your Health by AmazonTurk reviews
What happens when Rufus bans all caffeine from the Turks? Nothing good...lots of funny...nothing good. Look! A giraffe! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Home Remedy by neldluva reviews
Reno gets sick. Rude makes a good nursemaid. A bit of implied pairing, I guess, but nothing explicit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
I spy by Living in a fantasy reviews
When the Turks are trapped in an elevator, Reno decides a game of I spy would be a good way to pass the time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Reno - Complete
I Never Told You by Buckle reviews
She kept him on his toes. But now it's his turn to send her spinning. 'Today, he'd come home with blood on his hands.' [Reffie. Slightly AU. oneshot.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Don't Bring Pets to Work by Adiji-Sensei reviews
Oneshot: What happens when Elena brings her pet to Shinra? This is just randomness, please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Reno - Complete
Mark the Virgin by forgotten child reviews
The day that Mark met Maureen was one that he'll never forget. Oneshot. Rated M for, well, I think you'll figure it out.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
A Ninja is NOT Cute by Faith Lee reviews
Yuffie and a certain Turk have an argument. [oneshot]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Father and Son by Kchan88 reviews
Will and Bootstrap have a conversation aboard the Dutchman on the most important topic in Will's life: Elizabeth. It is a conversation long overdue. In answer to a challenge
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
RenoYuffie drabbles by chibified kitsunes reviews
100 drabbles centering around Reno and Yuffie, written for LJ community drabbles100. Different ratings for each chapter. Enjoy. [reffie]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Yuffie K., Reno
Recursion by Sienna03 reviews
[OneShot] Two mirrors that face each other only repeat the image. Reffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
You Did WHAT! by Lady of the Phoenix reviews
Reno doesn't MEAN to do it, but Rude isn't happy and there is no way Reno is getting away with the accident excuse this time...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Eleventh Hour by Robyn the Perpetually 15 reviews
Reno is the type to do everything at the last minute.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Reno - Complete
Burn by Joy Blue reviews
AU RenoYuffie. Reno discovers that Yuffie is worth fighting for.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K.
The Night Is YoungApparently So Is The Stripper by Snowy Midnight reviews
Quitting drinking may have just landed Reno into a world of trouble...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Reno - Complete
Reno's Chance by MakoRain reviews
Another little ditty in a tub full of bubbles...it's our favorite red head's turn to get wet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Streaked Crimson by Fantasie in D Minor reviews
48 hours with caffeine highs, bullet wounds, ridiculous insults, jail time, and frozen body parts can drive one up walls. RenoYuffie.Reposted and hopefully improved XD.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Toiles: A 30Kisses Challenge by Sienna03 reviews
We're caught in the same web: you and I. Reffie drabbles.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Falling for You by Kalisheedra reviews
Yuffie has settled in the rebuilded Midgar, living a somewhat peaceful existence, until Reno literally drops into her life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Yuffie K., Reno
Reno, The Amazing Human Popsicle by ParisWriter reviews
It's a nice summer day. So why is Reno freezing his ass off? Blame Rude. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Rendezvous by Clara reviews
Love is not always at first sight. A bored Yuffie and a vacationing Reno have a series of encounters in Wutai and things progress from there. RenoxYuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Beer cannon by stormus reviews
Reno's been to Wallmarket. Look what he's brought back with him! A short bit of nonsense with Reno, Rufus, Rude and Tseng about to die of stress.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
MODEL by Black-Sichan reviews
Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton are models for a popular clothing line in Japan. They are sent by their manager to recruit two new boys for the line. Inevitably they stumble upon high school juniors Heero Yuy and Quatre Winner. Clashing, jealousy, romps in t
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Never Too Old For Disney by hyper-chipmunk reviews
What happens when Kaylee and River make Mal watch an old Disney movie from Earththatwas with them and Mal actually finds some good advice in the lyrics of a particular song? MI people!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Bar Hopping by belle.nisce reviews
Maybe it was official Hate Reno Day, thought Reno, or maybe girls had suddenly gone crazy the two months he'd been celibate. Drabble.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Reno - Complete
Black Market Beagle by ChestnutBrumby reviews
Set after Serenity. Simon searches for a special gift to surprise Kaylee... Stand alone, rated G.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Beyond the Reflection by ClassicLit reviews
When Reno takes on the investigation of a case in Wutai, he gets more than he bargained for. Mainly: one obnoxious, spoiled, sarcastic, and infuriating brat. Among other things of course.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Yuffie K., Reno
Thief by Mysteriol reviews
She is the ninja that steals materias and...his heart. That brat. RenoxYuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Of Bloodstains and Balconies by Glass Mermaid reviews
He shifts his blue eyes carefully from the city below his balcony to her, narrowed against the brightness, and as it shines against her dark hair and smiling lips, suddenly the sun doesn’t seem so bad. RenoxYuffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy FerretFace by Sotto reviews
The title's pretty much selfexplanitory. Please read and review! Rated for later chapters.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M.
Pressure by Ninja Chic reviews
Reno is fearless.. but he's still human... He feels the pressure when everything is on the line... Renos P.O.V. rated for language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Where's Reno's Tie Anyway? by Random-otaku reviews
Ever wondered why Reno never wears his tie, well it began just after Elena joined the Turks, when he actually wore his uniform tidily! please read and review
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Reno - Complete
Tending to a sick Turk by Rufus-sama reviews
Reno in bed sick at the healin' lodge and Rude is searching for tissues for him. I was really bored and it popped into my head. Is it a weird subject? Yup. Set postgame. R&R please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Brown Eyed Girl by Anarchy's Ashes reviews
Reno gets shot. He thinks he's gonna die. Then out of the rain comes a most unlikely saviour. [oneshot] Reffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Thank You by kinkyho-slayr reviews
[COMPLETE!][Reffie] She was always there for him, but he wasn’t. Now that she left him, he knows what he did wrong. He decides to go and apologize, but the problem is, will she come back?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
A Chance Meeting by Xekstrin reviews
Ruffie, oneshot. I deleted the orignial and have it up here again. Yuffie and Reno meet at a bar, Reno acts like a baby.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Fridge Catastrophe by InuKagNoMoreDreams reviews
A fic in which Reno is made out to be... not as intelligent as some people think he is. Comedy. And no, it's not a Reno bashing fic, because I adore Reno with all my heart and soul.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Worthy to Say by iknowthewords reviews
A computer illiterate Turk has taken over a certain Shinra manager's office to finish typing a report at 1 AM on Christmas Eve. Reeve is annoyed, but he stumbles across an understanding of Reno he never thought he would. In game oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Reno, Reeve T. - Complete
Elevator Hell by SlaveofStrife reviews
What do you get when you put 4 Turks in a dodgy lift late Friday night? Sheer panic, fist fights, a few tears, discussion of potted plants, extra pepperoni, and some saucy confessions? Well, possibly. Read and find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Twenty Five Dollar Shoebox by vanillafluffy reviews
Everett and Delmar attempt to change the horny toad back into Pete, with some odd results.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Snippet by Tijuana Pirate reviews
Life can be seen as a series of moments. Grief, pain, it's all just tiny snippets. RenoYuffie story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Welcome to the Turks by sylverskyz reviews
[OneShot] The first mission is always the hardest, as Elena soon finds out. Why did Tseng stick her with Reno, of all people? [R&R Please!]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Reno, Elena - Complete
A New Start by Kchan88 reviews
Christine and Raoul are now the proud parents of a little girl, whom they have named Marie Claire. A new opera house is also being built, and everyone from the Opera Populaire is very excited. But there is the ever present question will the Phantom retur
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
Junon Jimmie's Jammy Donuts! by HaraKyri reviews
Never pi a Turk off. Yuffie discovers this one night as she aids Reno on a mission. Rated for one cuss word
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Farewell by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[oneshot] Both in love, but unable to be together due to certain circumstances. Yuffie is getting married, but there's nothing Reno can do... Reffie pairing. Language warning. Updated THIRD time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera by Flagger reviews
This is the basic story of PotO, but it is entirely from Erik's POV. Rated PG-13 to be safe. A bit of violence, innuendo, and language. Mix of movie and the musical.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Touch Me, Heal Me by Adufiniel reviews
(Phantom, ONE-SHOT) Christine can't sleep - organ music haunts her dreams. Can she resist the urge to hear it at its source? Rated PG-13 for it's total emo-ness.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Last Time by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[oneshot] She's in love with him and he's incapable of loving. He leaves for a couple years and comes back to find the loudmouth and childish ninja so much different than what she used to be. Reffie. Language warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
A Different Meeting by EternalSorrow reviews
Revised. A different story about when Seras first met Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,184 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete
His Kingdom for a Chocobo by The Inimitable DA reviews
Reno goes Winter Day shopping for Yuffie. How much trouble can one man get into buying a simple present? Well, when we're talking about Reno... A Christmas 2004 fic for Reno Spiegel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Not a Lonely Christmas by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[oneshot] Christmas Special 2004 For a time, Reno's and Yuffie's relationship was fine...That is, until Reno makes a mistake. What will Reno Chalmers do and how much will he do to gain back her trust? Slight language warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Zeng Li reviews
Following a few undignified personal disasters, Reno goes to the hospital. Pink, however, doesn't seem to be his color...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Behind the Mirror by apckrfan reviews
Christine puts on a little show for Erik in her dressing room.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
Flight of the Bumblebee by Stealiana reviews
Kenshin doesn't fear death, but there are some things worse than death. Specifically, fat striped bugs with wings. With the rurouni unable to fight, who will save the dojo from the invader? One-shot, rated for language.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
In the Early Hours of the Morning by the-fraulein reviews
preRENTfiction. Mark gets laid! By someone other than Roger! How Maureen met Mark. Not exactly stellar quality writing, but there’s some cute imagery of a Maureen dominated Mark. sexual content COMPLETED.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
Snowfall by Synonymia reviews
Stranded in the snow, Yuffie and Reno learn to bond. An attempt at Romantic comedy. Christmas fic 2002.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Komori by Hikaru a reviews
Pure A&M fluff. Kenji, Kenshin and Kaoru's son, is in the care of Misao and Aoshi for the day. (Complete; 2/2)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 4/6/2001 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Chaucer by Kimiko1 reviews
SLASH - Just a tiny drabble. Harlan does something cute in class, and makes Radu blush.
Space Cases - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2001
A Thief in the Snow by Desha reviews
Yuffie saves Reno from freezing on the Great Glacier. ReadReview, please :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Reno, Yuffie K.
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Miracle Baby reviews
The team gets a call to investigate the murders of pretty, popular girls in small-town Georgia. The town is convinced the unsub is a strange young woman who was born as a miracle baby - a baby planned for and born to provide a lifesaving transplant for her sister. The BAU, however, is convinced that this young lady cannot be the unsub, and must find the real one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6 - S. Reid, P. Garcia, OC, UNSUB
Baby's First Christmas reviews
Christmas has never exactly been Spencer Reid's holiday. His girlfriend, Lorraine, on the other hand, loves it. When he receives coal from Garcia in the form of a frosted sugar cookie, he finds himself seriously suffering from Grinch syndrome. Lorraine is a speech therapist, but can she fix a Grinch disorder as well? Rated for possible language and possible mature themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia
Baby Grands Victorious Edition reviews
Baby Grands, via LiveJournal 10prompt Table 1, has come to the Victorious fandom! Next, Jade takes Cat out to the ocean so they can have a little ladies' night out! Fic rating for smut/BDSM/triggers/same-sex encounters. Move along, kiddies!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Beck O., Jade W., Cat V.
A Little Bear reviews
When John and Tonto are awakened by a strange noise outside their tent, the two men embark on the biggest good guy escapade of either of their lives. With Rebecca and Red's help, hilarity ensues as they attempt to take care of an abandoned half-Indian baby girl!
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - John Reid/Lone Ranger, Tonto, Rebecca, Red H.
Lessons Learned by a Learned Man reviews
John Reid is book smart, quite the learned man. A lawyer and all that. However, when his attempts to become physically affectionate with Rebecca end in every man's worst nightmare, he finds himself in need of further study. Madam Red Harrington seems to be the perfect candidate for a teacher!
Lone Ranger - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - John Reid/Lone Ranger, Rebecca, Red H.
One in Every Family reviews
In my verse, Frank escaped the mine shaft. Maybe they even let him go. The way I see it, he was so stupid I wondered how the hell he was still alive to begin with. In this fic, when he escapes the mine, he wanders off into the desert. Now, the badman gets another chance to get it right.
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013
A Walk in the Park reviews
Captain Steve Rogers has an off-day and decides to enjoy his day out in NYC. A trip to the Central Park Zoo, a walk through the park... And then his good guy complex gets the better of him when he finds something unexpected on a park bench. He brings it home, to a world of unexpected problems - including a potential epidemic! Rated for possible psychological triggers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Not That Kind of Doctor reviews
Spencer Reid has had a girlfriend for some time now - there is quite a growing series being written about them! A while back, Spencer came down with the creeping crud. Now, his girlfriend Lorraine is sick and it's his turn to play Doctor Reid. But Lorraine is a Doctor too and she doesn't make a good patient. Spencer/OC - don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
Just Resting reviews
It's Grantaire's birthday and Enjolras sets out to find him a present that he can't drink or otherwise ingest. A pet sounds like just the thing, doesn't it? But wait... there is something very wrong with this picture!
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Baby Grands Les Miserables Edition reviews
A series of prompted 1000-word fan fictions featuring all the characters of Les Mis who are now watching over Marius and Cosette from Heaven. There is another fic, a much longer one, in the works to coincide with this little series. Rating for possible themes.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Fantine, Jean Valjean
You Never Forget Your First Doctor reviews
The Eleventh Doctor crash lands the TARDIS onto a young lady's front lawn. Now really, people, you know where this is going, particularly if you read my Repo! The Genetic Opera works! This is semi-plotless, adult-oriented fun. If you don't like OCs, you are welcome not to read. Flame me not, for I am a fire eater. Enjoy the smutty fun. Rated for chapters to come after this one.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - 11th Doctor
Doctor Girlfriend reviews
Even super genius child prodigy BAU profilers are not immune to the creeping crud. When Spencer is the last of the team to get sick, it's up to his girlfriend Lorraine to play Doctor Girlfriend... Rated for a couple moments language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - S. Reid
Never on the First Date reviews
The wait-three-days option has passed and Spencer thinks Lorraine never wants to see him again. Leave it to JJ to explain that some girls are just LIKE that. Spencer Reid x OC. Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - S. Reid
Christmas with Thor reviews
A bit unseasonable, I know - but what's wrong with Christmas in May? He promised Maria a once-a-year visit, and now he is keeping his promise again.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Thor
An Auburn Fox reviews
Captain Steve Rogers is out on the road until the world needs him again. After a long and rather fruitless trek, he ends up back in a semi-familiar city. However, he's never met a girl in a bar quite like this before. Miss Judy Anne Fox is one of a kind!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Eff You reviews
Thor, attempting to locate the rest of the Avengers, must navigate New York City on foot! During his travels, he is introduced to a phrase much loved by mortals, but totally unfamiliar to the crown prince of Asgard! Rated for insane foul language.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Thor - Complete
Bride of Thor reviews
It's six years later and Thor is having issues. Back on Earth, so is the young woman he released from Asgard. But he told her when she left to expect meeting him again. And as a prince and god, he cannot forget his promise when she calls to him for help.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,075 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Thor - Complete
Concubine of Thor reviews
A young woman is simply taking a bath when a manservant of the Thunder God comes to her, informing her that she has been selected as a concubine of the god Thor. She takes it for an attempt at human trafficking - if only that were as far as it went! Smut.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Thor - Complete
Baby Grands: Sailor Moon Edition reviews
Mamoru has suggested a camping trip and he's really starting to regret it. How many of you have nearly killed your friends in a car? Rating K for now.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Baby Grands: Rurouni Kenshin Edition reviews
A collection of 10 stand-alone ficlets, each 1000 words long. Coming up third, a cherry blossom in Tokyo ends with a fireworks show, and Kenshin and Kaoru need to find a spot to watch them. Rating will go up in later chapters.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Baby Grands Alice In Wonderland Edition reviews
A prompt series from a LiveJournal community, each story precisely one thousand words long, counted by Microsoft Word. Mostly Alice/Hatter. Rating M to be on the safe side, for later chapters. Latest chapter, Ring - rated T.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Wicked First Date reviews
Spencer kept the young lady's number and now, three days later, he's making the fateful phone call, with a little help from his friends. Morgan can be a mean, mean SOB! Now they're going to see a show! And gelato! Contains an OC - don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Reid
So I Met This Girl reviews
Spencer Reid turns back up at the office after what seems to be a coffee break from Hell. The team wants to know what's going on and they want to know NOW. It all started when he met this girl...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Reid
Baby Grands reviews
A series of 1000-word drabbles to combat my recent plague of wordiness. Graverobber/Shilo. Just a series of everyday-life events that bring them closer together. Rating to be on the safe side, possible slight squick.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
The Answer to the Riddle reviews
Alice wakes up one morning and it strikes her. She simply MUST tell her beloved Hatter the news - but how will he react? Thoroughly clean, I encourage all readers to look into it!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Baby Grands Sanctuary Edition reviews
Series of thousand-word ficlets dealing with Nikola Tesla and a Siren original character. Twenty-six installments will cover their relationship from beginning to end. Flames unwelcome. React badly to OCs? Don't read. Rating for mature situations.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Nikola T.
Snow reviews
The last few months, if that much, of Souzou Sagara. His wife, his daughter and his friends all watch as his life is steadily turned upside-down, before it must come to an end.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
In Sanity reviews
UPDATED! Gift-fic for Hopeless Siren, as promised and in progress! Going through your basic night from hell, Graverobber comes across Shilo, having a hell of a night of her own. Semi-plotless fun in the vein of Breaking and Entering.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,684 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
That's Why Head Injuries Are Unhealthy reviews
A twist of fate leaves the Graverobber in an unexpected place with two beautiful women. Oh, and did I mention he's dead? Will he stay that way? Slight Grilo at end. Rated for language.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Breaking and Entering reviews
After a near miss escaping from the GenCops yet again, Graverobber finds himself in an abandoned house that's not as abandoned as he thought it was. Semiplotless fun. Rated for language, adult content, drug references, and a general disrespect for decency
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,585 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Graverobber - Complete
7 reviews
This is a bit of a poem from Reno's POV to Yuffie. It's a side piece to AmazonTurk's What Happens In Costa del Sol. Hope you like it! Flamers will be referred to Rude and Joel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Gods Help Us reviews
A companion piece, sort of a prequel bit, to AmazonTurk's Operation: Assassination. Here we see how Niki meets and is brought into the Turks. Rated for language and violence.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
No Charge reviews
Reno has his first Everclear experience and Yuffie plays dressup with results gone awry. Rude just wants to know what's going on! YuffieReno with an almost RudeOC. Rated for adult themes and language to be on the safe side.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Meiji Errors reviews
In the world of journalism, a typo can be serious business. Our favorite little weasel girl, Misao Makimachi learns that the hard way.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Misao, Aoshi - Complete
Oiran no Gaijin The Foreign Courtesan reviews
A girl does something stupid and is sucked into preMeiji Japan. It is a lawless time. Men live in fear of each other. The strong prey on the weak. Parents sell their children. A pretty girl on the street is likely to be kidnapped and sold to the brothels.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,571 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/19/2006
Pop Goes The Weasel reviews
This is a silly fic. It's a short AoshiMisao songfic to Pop! Goes the Weasel. I repeat this is a silly fic. If you are opposed to shameless misuse of RK's cutest pair or you lack a sense of humor, do not read.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
The Second Most NerveWracking Day Of My Life reviews
If Souzou was that nervous just about proposing, how in the world is he going to make it to his honeymoon? See Midori Saginuma for the followup, Wedding Night.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
The Most NerveWracking Day of My Life reviews
What's the most nerve-wracking day of any man's life? The day they propose, of course! What else did you think? Souzou Sagara is no different. But remember Murphy's Law - what can go wrong will! And does...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005
A Brilliant Idea
The story of how Midori and Souzou met. Treeclimbing, bathpeeping and teenage boy idiocy abound! Romance... Well, sort of depends on what you consider romantic... Newly Edited.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
His Last Night reviews
The final night of a condemned man... A look into the soul of the innocent criminal... What is Souzou Sagara thinking on the last night of his life? As his fear begins to overwhelm him, a special visitor shows up to help. Please leave a review! Be kind!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Complete
Venomous Revelations reviews
When Misao is seriously injured in a fight, Aoshi is of course the one to take care of her. But Aoshi has his old demons to battle. Misao has a few of her own. What will be said? Will the ice melt?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
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