Elladora D. Jobberknoll
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Joined 06-26-04, id: 618748, Profile Updated: 12-13-07
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

To my readers,

As some of you might know, Unknowable Room, the new Harry Potter fanfiction archive that so many of us at The Great Break have been waiting for since April, is finally up and running. While this brings so much happiness on my part, it also makes me feel sad because I've decided to make some very important decisions.

I'm making the switch. I'm becoming a Unknowable Room fanfiction writer, and will no longer consider myself a fanfiction.net writer. Readers, my friends, I want to make a fresh start at Unknowable Room. That means none of my current fanfiction work will be making the switch with me. I want my writing to have depth, meaning, and feeling, and I no longer feel like I can do that with any of my current work. Here is the current status of my four stories:

Seven Years of Marauding: Abandoned. There so much of it that I'm unhappy with, and I don't think I realized what I was getting myself into when I started writing it. It was my first fanfiction, and I'm progressed much farther in my writing because of working on it, but the time has come for me to say goodbye. It will stay here at fanfiction.net; I don't have the dedication to stick with such a long-spanned story I'm only 50-60 percent happy with.

Summer with the Arrogant Prat: Completed. I'm so glad so many of you loved this story; it's become my personal favorite, and you have no idea how happy I am to have finished it.

Sequel Status as of 12/13/07: I don't know if it'll ever happen, folks. It's been two years since I completed Summer with the Arrogant Prat, and I've fallen out of the fanfiction world since. But never say never, my loves.

Crazy Chats with the Harry Potter Characters: Due to the lack of plot, this fic can't truly be completed. It will live on here on fanfiction.net, and I may infrequently update it, simply for an outlet for the craziness built up inside me.

Clawing My Way to the Top: This is the only fic that may make the crossover to Unknowable Room, but I'm still unsure. If it stays here, it may or may not be completed. I just don't know.

I want to thank you all immensely for your support over the little more than a year I've been a writer here. Without all of you, I probably would have given up on some of my fics much earlier, and I would never have made as much progress without all of you urging me on. I hope to see some of you over at Unknowable Room, and I promise to post a link to me there as 'My Homepage' the second I get an account. I already have almost two one-shots completed (one's eighty percent finished), which will be the first things posted there.

Much, much love,



My homepage now will link you to my Unknowable Room account, which will soon contain one or two new one-shots.

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Stuck With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN ADDED - COMPLETE Sirius bribes Lily into becoming the victim of one of his stupid games -- before she knows it, the whole school is playing and she's stuck with James the entire twelve hours of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Three by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The final installment of The Sorceress Diaries. With house-elf liberation, restoring Harry's public image, Ron's strange behaviour, and O.W.L.'s all on her mind, Hermione may be heading for a nervous breakdown, with only her dia - journal - as witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Being the Main Character is Hard by The Noble Platypus reviews
Ethan Williams opts to go to Hogwarts after a flood of unimpressive mail from American Institutions. But being the main character has both perks and drawbacks. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Coming Into Her Own by kelly marie 123 reviews
Quote: "I loosened up a lot though as I got older. And Hermione is going to, too."--JK Rowling. In the summer after OotP, Hermione learns to just seize the day and have fun with her friends while exploring her relationship with a certain redhead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Left With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER SIXTEEN UP - COMPLETE Sequel to Stuck With YOU - A school-wide scavenger hunt. So why is Lily participating in this VOLUNTARY scavenger hunt? BLACKmail. And how did she get left with James AGAIN? Well...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Won't Survive by starrysunrise reviews
--COMPLETE-- Ginny's Diary...sans evil Dark Lord taking over her mind. Princess Diaries- type story, without the princess--fluffy romantic comedy, with a few twists. GWHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
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Consequences of Nothing reviews
James's two hundred and forty sixth attempt to win Lily Evan's heart has just backfired tremedously. With some ill given 'advice' from Remus, James tries a new tactic, and both he and Lily may just discover what the consequences of nothing truly are. One
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Seven Years of Marauding reviews
The Marauders, young and innocent in their first years at Hogwarts ... Not likely with this bunch of boys. They'll prank and charm their way through seven years of pure marauding! And, with Lily Evans as a rival, things are bound to be quite interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,699 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Summer with the Arrogant Prat reviews
After a blazing row with Mr Potter, Lily leaves for her friend Hestia Jones's summer home in France. Little does she know that the neighbor's house belongs to James Potter! And his fellow Marauders are staying for the summer! How will she survive?COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,073 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crazy Chats with the Harry Potter Characters reviews
Elladora is now a wonderful interviewer of Harry Potter characters! But is that really a good thing? Character humiliation! Scandal! Laughs! Craziness! Snog requests! And perhaps the most crazy of all ... Voldemort as a cameraman?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004
Clawing My Way to the Top reviews
Rita Skeeter, attractive blonde, twenty-three, and aspiring Daily Prophet reporter, is certain journalism is for her. But with her measly job and one last chance to make it big, Rita begins to consider a few "alternative" methods to getting the scoop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
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