Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Dexter, Dresden Files, Burn Notice, Dresden Files, Kingsman: The Secret Service, and Highlander.
Mood: An eternal ball of rage and caffeine
Quotes and sayings
"But if I'd gone, then all of you would insist on coming, and sending you with either of them is just as bad. None of you can behave yourself when you're together. It's like running a fraternity house on the move."--Unusual Circumstances By: sunnycalendargirl
"Oh aspirin, who art in stomach, acetylsalicylic acid be thy name. Thy headache pounds, when will you get around, to making it go away?"--Murv Sellers
"Oh coffee, who art in cup, Java be thy name. Thy espresso shot, rich and hot, just keep the refills a comin'."--Murv Sellers
"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense."--Christopher Hitchens
“I am Harry Potter. If anyone asks me if I’m sure that I am, thus implying that I don’t have the capabilities of any self-respecting one-year-old, I will hex them. You have been warned.”--Oh God Not Again! By: Sarah1281
"Now, time for today’s learning. Anthony and I are going to teach you all how to hunt, kill, and cook a chicken using only the Unforgivables. Anthony, you get to be the chicken.”--The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury By: Nonjon
"But, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer...and then I decided to drop off my keys and get a cab home."--My cousin's X-mas card
“Ah, you work fast,” Kannon-sama said. She daintily sipped her tea. She raised her eyebrows at Sephiroth’s tight leather pants and thigh-high leather boots. “I like your boots.”
Sephiroth shrugged, his black cotton t-shirt stretching with the movement. “I like black.” Then, to contradict his statement, he slipped on a brown, old style Shinra pilot’s jacket. “And I really like this brown jacket,” he said smugly.
"And the blond, sap that he was, couldn’t say no to the mental image that popped up of little Sephiroth with his chin-length, silver hair and wide, green eyes dressed in the blue flannel pajamas with dancing yellow ducks."--The Time Traveling Delivery Boy By: Diaphanous
“I said shut up,” Harry snapped, and massaged his temples. “Okay. So. This Voldemort guy waltzes into Chicago, decides it’s an easy target, goes about wreaking havoc. You’re apparently his archrival so you come to defeat him by an epic duel, ignoring any and all other possibilities. Am I right so far?”
“So,” Harry said, overriding him, “when my buddy Murphy got the bazooka and killed him dead with minimal damage, did that or did it not have an effect equal to an enormous heroic self-sacrifice that killed untold numbers of innocents?”--Practicality By: Rosethorn
“Oh, you two are horrible! Where’s the higher authority when you need it?” Harry exclaimed as the entrance opened again, this time to admit Albus.
Am hoping that you’re all in good health, and that Professor Snape delivered my message to the Headmaster.
I’ve been thinking. Would anyone mind terribly if I joined Voldemort? I get the feeling that he doesn’t randomly leave people stuck in a house with the Dursleys for the entire summer with no contact with sentient human beings.
I’m sure he and I can work through our issues, and his little killing people thing.
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STORY STUFF: 1/21/17
The Kingsman Horror: I will be writing more in this verse, hopefully sometime this year.
Maybe It's Called Ambition: Dead
The Lives and Times: Dead
Death and Roses: Dead