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Joined 10-11-14, id: 6193729, Profile Updated: 11-26-14
Author has written 17 stories for Hawaii Five-0.

Delusional writer obsessed with Steve and Catherine from Hawaii Five 0. Some of you might know me from tumblr - beautifulwhensarcastic and operationtidalwave. I will be posting here my stories, which I published there and new ones.

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Ho'oheno i ka pu'uwai by mustachey5 reviews
This is set pre-season one. Cath and Steve's journey from their very first meeting right up to the beginning of season one and how they get to become McRoll, with quite a few hiccups along the way. "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors" - African Proverb
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,920 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Steve M., John M., Joe W., Catherine R. - Complete
The Second Hunt by njborba reviews
It's McGarrett versus Rollins in the second annual team Easter egg hunt.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Steve M., Catherine R.] - Complete
Sky Full of Stars by swimminginwaterfalls reviews
Steve and Cath spend a short leave in Japan.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Steve M., Catherine R.
Made You Look by njborba reviews
Seven times Catherine ogled Steve's backside.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Steve M., Catherine R.] - Complete
Love is a Minefield by njborba reviews
Steve doesn't want to wait for Catherine, and he doesn't want to live without her.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Steve M., Catherine R.] - Complete
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Composition reviews
Steve's lastest investigation seems to run deeper into the dark, dangerous pit, than he expected. At the same time, while his life is threatened, the inspiration for his article is more intense than ever. And he realizes it's his source's, Catherine, influence. [AU story]
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Steve M., Catherine R.
Long way home reviews
John McGarrett's death is a horrendous blow to Steve, no explanations needed. But with his and Catherine's deep involvement in the case revolving around Anton Hesse, they start to believe that maybe the murder of his father wasn't just purely hinged on revenge. Possible hidden motives are questioned, risks are heightened, and ghosts of their pasts slink back to haunt them.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,649 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R.
Hibiscus II reviews
Another glimpse into the story of Steve's gift for Catherine. Sequel to "Hibiscus"
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Steve M., Catherine R.
Hibiscus reviews
A long journey of a certain gift
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Steve M., John M., Catherine R. - Complete
Quicksand reviews
Steve's reaction to Catherine being declared MIA in 2007.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Steve M. - Complete
Let your heart be light reviews
Steve feels lost and abandoned on Christmas, but maybe there is some hope... Someone brings him light and warmth. This is the story of Steve and Cath's first Christmas together.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
This monthly thing reviews
Steve was trained to deal with many occurences, but 'this' one is a completely new thing for him.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Lost in the darkness reviews
He knows Catherine, she would trespass into North Korea on her own if needed and drag his corpse back home... Small glimpse into Steve's thoughts during 2.10.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
With red ribbon reviews
Sometimes the best present you can get on Christmas is seeing someone's face. Even thousand miles apart, Steve still can surprise Cath in the best way.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Every other year reviews
Steve realizes how important to him is intertwining their Christmas traditions.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Not the last dance reviews
She thought it was all in the past. She thought she had managed to put it all behind her, her life now takingĀ on a new direction. But seeing him now moved her in a way she wasn't expecting.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Never tasted better reviews
Someone is sitting beside her bed, dirty camo and heavy gear is all she can recognize at first, his face is covered in dark camo painting, so it takes a moment for her concussion-strained mind to piece the puzzles toghether.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Adjust the sails reviews
Sometimes a small token can evoke the strongest feelings. Especially given with a meaningful promise.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Should've asked reviews
There's a first time for everything. Especially first kiss...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Here's to not messing it up reviews
Steve visits his 'old friend' to share some happy news.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
Gravity reviews
Her sudden presence on his porch was like a blinding flare dispersing the thick darkness that surrounded him.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete
The Picture reviews
The story behind Steve's goofy photo on Catherine's phone and laptop
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Steve M., Catherine R. - Complete