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My only goal in writing is to make someone feel something. That and to try and write something half as good as Traveler by The Straight Elf. Let's hope I at least accomplish one of those.

I've been reading fanfiction fairly regularly for about 5 or 6 years, mainly within Harry Potter, though I have read a great many Elder Scrolls stories as I find the universe and the folklore that it contains enthralling. I hadn't written in any capacity outside of an English classroom up until only recently, so the stories that I write are my initial, blind scramblings into the art. My favourite book in the Harry Potter series is Goblet of Fire, hence why many of my stories tend to feature it so prevalently.

I don't have a great deal of free time in my life, so I struggle to find an occasion to write, though it has become one of my favourite things to do.

Update (03/05/2018): As my uni exams are approaching, The Life He Leads is taking a slight pause. The moment they're finished, I'll have the whole summer to write and to get things going - I'm really looking forward to that. I'll still check my PM's, so if you have anything you want to know, I'm available through that.

I recently got a message that said my profile was boring, so here goes.

About Me:

Who is your hero?

Daniel Cormier. Or Robin Williams.

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?


What is your biggest fear?

Baked Beans - always have been.

What would you change about yourself if you could?

The number of words I can write in a day so that I can get chapters up quicker.

What really makes you angry?

Being rude to people just doing their jobs.

What motivates you to work hard?

That I know I can always do better.

What is your favorite book to read?

The Count of Monte Cristo, followed by Great Expectations.

What makes you laugh the most?

Any of Frankie Boyle's work.

What was the last movie you went to? What did you think?

The Greatest Showman; it was jubilant and I urge you all to go and see it. Hugh Jackman was phenomenal.

What did you want to be when you were small?


If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be?

I'd love to be Thom Yorke for a day, so that I knew what it felt like to be responsible for making OK Computer.

What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play?

Cricket; I'm pretty good.

Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car?

Fly via Abraxan.

What would you sing at Karaoke night?

Simple Song by The Shins.

Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?

Wash Dishes.

If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?


If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Probably my Grandma's roast dinner; her roasties are phenomenal.

Who is your favorite author?

Charles Dickens.

Have you ever had a nickname? What is it?

Bread boi. I once did acid and the only thing I said to my best friend in the day I was tripping was just the message - 'BREAD'.

Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?

Dislike - I like control.

In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?


Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why?

Alaska, because Hawaii is far too close to active volcanoes for my liking.

If money was no object, what would you do all day?


If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?

If it were my consciousness, I'd go back to about three years ago and destroy all of my exams. And then I could listen to my favourite albums for the first time all over again.

How would your friends describe you?


What are your hobbies?

Reading, writing, playing Civ.

What is the best gift you have been given?

My Dad once bought me an original copy of Blue Monday by New Order on 7'', so probably that. He also gave me his original copy of Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division, which was amazing. I'm a big JD/NO fan, if you couldn't tell.

What is the worst gift you have received?

One of my friends once bought me a Terry's chocolate orange for my birthday. The issue was that I'd been no sugar for about a month before, and so I nearly died from the sugar.

Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?


List two pet peeves.

Well, in writing. One; poor grammar. Two; unoriginality.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully alive, hopefully happy.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?


If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have?

Magic (obviously).

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Tell nobody, and live a care-free life and write.

What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.)

Car - I love driving.

What's your favorite zoo animal?

Do Deer count? If so, Deer.

If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?

Prevent what happened to Alan Turing; the world is worse because of it.

If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?

Ian Curtis.

Frankie Boyle

James Murphy

Stephen Fry

How many pillows do you sleep with?


What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?

74 hours; Mania.

Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

I don't have a great deal of either.

How often do you buy clothes?

Four times a year.

Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Yeah - she was in my Geology class in college. She was very pretty, and I'm sort of annoyed she never told me she liked me.

What's the most daring thing you've ever done?

Probably told a girl I liked that I like her. I have severe social anxiety, and it nearly killed me.

What was the last thing you recorded on TV?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

What was the last book you read?

I re-read the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo recently; as good as I remember.

What's your favorite type of foreign food?

Indian food.

Are you a clean or messy person?


Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?

Logan Lerhman.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Like 10 minutes.

What kitchen appliance do you use every day?


What's your favorite family recipe?

My Grandma's apple crumble.

Do you love or hate Rollercoasters?


What's your favorite family tradition?

We have a barbecue on Christmas Eve; We live in England btw.

What is your favorite childhood memory?

My Dad and I listening to his record collection when he came home from work.

What's your favorite movie?

Good Will Hunting.

How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out?

My parents never told me he was.

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Neither. It's never going to be exactly half anything. Gotta be precise.

What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?

Ran four miles.

What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?

My iPhone (Music and eBooks). My charger. An infinite power supply.

What was your favorite subject in school?

Maths - I'm a Maths student at Uni.

Do you collect anything?


Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?


Are you an introvert or an extrovert?


Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?


Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)


What do you do to keep fit?

I don't.

Does your family have a “motto” – spoken or unspoken?

If you don't succeed, don't worry. You're not a budgie.

If you were the ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?

Legalisition of recreational drugs.

Who was your favorite teacher in school and why?

Mr Gayfer, my Maths teacher - his banter was top notch.

If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

Works best when left well alone.

What song would you say best sums you up?

Tsunami by Told Slant.

What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee?

Andy Samberg would be cool.

Who was your first crush?

Girl: Natalia Tena

Boy: Matt Damon (In Good Will Hunting)

What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window?

A very beautiful church.

On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?

Like a 1.

What was your first job?


If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join?

Probably Pink Floyd.

How many languages do you speak?


If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?

A Deer - I'm not sociable.

What is one thing you will never do again?

Watch the Green Lantern. Terrible Movie.

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 279 - Words: 1,738,815 - Reviews: 13974 - Favs: 6,574 - Follows: 6,024 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Subtle Changes by ReNeOed reviews
A world in which Harry was never interested in Ginny, but instead liked Hermione. Her feelings, however, are the same as canon. Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks
I'm Not The Only One by Potato19 reviews
AU Fifth-Year. Harry Potter, unseen half-brother to the believed Boy-Who-Lived, Jack Potter; decides that enough is enough, and plans to step out of the shadows and announce himself in a big way. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,762 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,673 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 250,723 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/15/2012
Chrysochlorous by janedethrone reviews
Harry Potter was the boy who lost too much and now he lost his mortality to save a life. So he fled the world he loved. Following the direction pointed by Dumbledore, he began the journey to find Carlisle Cullen, only to be distracted by a real-life Aphrodite he met on his way. warning: ANGST.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,634 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Harry P., Rosalie]
The Lords of Winter by Stressed Muffin reviews
Jon would always be a Bastard. He could never inherit but he could protect his family. He could defend The North. Protecting his family he could do himself. But protecting The North? He would need followers, like the Knights of the South but dedicated to The North, not to glory. Bastard and true-born alike - The Lords of Winter would protect The North. Cover image by Melaamory. AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 223,173 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S.
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 991,749 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,320 - Reviews: 4353 - Favs: 9,754 - Follows: 11,025 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015
Hearts on Detours by Stanrick reviews
Dark times lie ahead, they said. Soon we will have to decide between what is easy and what is right, they said. Yeah, well. Nobody told him they were actually talking about that Yule Ball nightmare that now lies inescapably ahead with no clear answers in sight. How will he ever get out of this mess, and is there any way that doesn't involve dancing? (There isn't.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,542 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
The Mysterious Gobstones Club by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 244 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand, the incentive to survive. And thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,843 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 10,232 - Follows: 10,357 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,258 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 4,756 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Child has prayed to his Mother by The Eternal Guest reviews
Short oneshot of the Dragonborn realising he's had enough of the Dark Brotherhood, and how he tries to fix things.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
An Auror's Tale by Austinwoods reviews
The episodic adventures of a young, big-mouthed auror. Chapter 1 - "Big Mouths and Missing Fingers": Things go wrong quickly when Harry asks for help recovering a dark artifact. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., OC
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 9,288 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 666 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 324 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Pink Drinks and Pick Up Lines by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
The story of the time when, reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the guy brooding on the barstool next to hers, and adventures ensue.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
The First Time by OyHumbug reviews
What if Oliver and Felicity developed their personal relationship before their vigilante partnership? How would this not only change their dynamic but also the fate of everyone around them and Starling City itself? After Oliver takes the bullet-riddled laptop to her in 1x03, he never seeks out her technical support again. Instead, The Hood starts to go to her at night.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,171 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 8,019 - Follows: 2,160 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 3,107 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 498 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Rule I Had by catja mikhailovic reviews
Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
Snitch Game by Silens Cursor reviews
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Rated for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogsmeade in the Rain by slowfox reviews
AU, Fifth Year, written post-GoF: Harry's getting set to wander around Hogsmeade by himself in the rain, to keep watch on Ron/Hermione's first date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 2,075 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 246 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 431 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 1,042 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 482 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 8,782 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete