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Author has written 35 stories for Invader Zim, Neopets, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

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beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Bewitchment of James Potter by Luna-Elentari reviews
Year 7 was the best of James' life - Head Boy, Quidditch Captain, and finally, the girlfriend of his dreams - until Lily leaves, turning down his marriage proposal. Three years later, opportunity knocks again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,476 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Addictions by BigDamnHeros reviews
My name is James Potter and I am addicted to many things. A look at three of James' most prominent addictions. LJ Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Latio Interlunium by bernaner reviews
Latio Interlunium - Bringing of the New Moon. A story about just how the Marauders figured out Remus Lupin was a werewolf - and what happened to their little band of four as a result. (PG-13 for language, and some slightly scary stuff that's coming up lat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004
No Higher Praise by Triskelion reviews
James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,583 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2002 - James P., Harry P.
A Marauder's Memory by Adelaide E reviews
Lily had seen past the charm and sexy hair, and thought them immature boys. To them, she was a fearsome but lovely girlfriend. As he recalls teenage amour and antics, James hopes his son will endure the same enjoyable aggravation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tainted by Liisa reviews
Who would have left Sirius in the picture of the Potter's wedding day? Would one of the Potter's friends really want Harry to see his parent's killer? Maybe...but maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Disappear by Pantz reviews
Being a Marauder is all you know how to be, all you can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Remus L.
It's Midnight and I'm Still Not Famous by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Sometimes I think the whole school is always awake at night. It’s amazing what you see if you have the Map, everyone in the world is walking around at three a.m. A journal entry from four to five AM, a James soliloquy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mad by Oiche Aer reviews
People knew her. People feared her. They wondered why she hadn't gone mad in Azkaban. But only she knows the answer to that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Bellatrix L.
How Come? by child-of-scorpio reviews
They don't trust me any more. I can see it in their eyes. The memories of yesterday undermined by the realities of today. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Unquestionably Idyllic by Solarism reviews
A one shot about James Potter's passion for Lily Evans and why he feels that the best thing he can do for her is let her slip away. It's a companion piece to Deconstruct, A Memoir--hopefully this will clear up fifth year! :) RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
runfaster by Abigail-Nicole reviews
A ritual transformation rips the pieces of his soul as a memory rips the pieces of his heart. Implied RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Remus L.
Affectation by peregrinepandora reviews
It's easy to call him evil, and maybe he is, but maybe you are too. Voldemort one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
Punchline by peregrinepandora reviews
One shot. "Your friends can't admire you when you've killed them." Wormtail answers the question: "Why did the wizard cross the road?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
I Got Out by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Sirius Black briefly reviews his life and the hatred he has lived during it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Sirius B.
Rocky Road Ice Cream by Distorted Pheonix reviews
It was the little things that bothered me the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Wizard of Ak by Nadine reviews
Poor Dib is stuck in a Wizard of Oz parody, complete with songs! This horrible monstrosity is now complete!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Complete
Crossword Puzzles by Trinity Day reviews
Lily, James and Sirius take the time to attempt to do the crossword. Also featuring Baby Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Revolution reviews
It had been – or would be, in a few short hours -- an entire revolution of a parallel Earth around a parallel Sol, and the Doctor wasn’t sure what he was supposed to feel. // Sequel to "Gingerbread", this features Rose Tyler, blue!Ten and alt!Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
ourselves we find in the sea reviews
He’s grateful that her closed eyes stop her from seeing the way he flinches. “No. Not a beach.” // A story in reverse, with some help from e e cummings.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Some Sort of Time Lord Code reviews
Set between "Forest of the Dead" and "Midnight". / “Not exactly conducive to good relationships, is it, this life?”
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Gingerbread reviews
At the Vitex Company Christmas party, the Doctor meets the newest addition to Vitex staff -- Donna Noble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Chase Your Demons Away reviews
Post 4x13. / Three weeks after Norway, the Doctor bonds with Tony Tyler over a shared affliction -- bad dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Discourse on Alien Physiology, With Donna Noble reviews
Through some prodding, Donna learns some basics about Time Lord physiology. Set somewhere between "Planet of the Ood" and "The Sontaran Stratagem".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Nothing Gold reviews
She can spend the rest of her life with him, but he can't spend the rest of his with her. Set during Season 2, shortly after "The Girl in the Fireplace". Written for the prompt "autumn" at the LJ community time and chips.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/13/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Such Sweet Sorrow reviews
The universes are safe and the TARDIS is full of people he loves drinking wine and swapping stories, so naturally the Doctor is... watching from the sidelines. // A missing scene set during Journey's End, and a companion to 'Say Goodnight and Goodbye'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Of Costumes, Superheroes and Personal Space reviews
The Doctor thinks he has found a kindred spirit and a Halloween costume ; Rose disagrees.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Say Goodnight and Goodbye reviews
Set during Journey's End. The Doctor-Donna has just saved the whole of creation -- that calls for drinks, and she is not going to allow a part-human part-Time Lord to ruin the moment by brooding.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Where the Heart Is reviews
Post 4x13. / The Doctor was drawing. With crayons.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
This Brave New World reviews
Post-4x13 / Their TARDIS is ready. / e was made for traveling, for floating through space like driftwood, absorbing everything around him and occasionally saving a civilization or two.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Made of the Same Stuff reviews
Post 4x13. / Four days after Norway, Jackie Tyler talks to her daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008
For A Hundred Indecisions reviews
Post 4x13. / Rose and her Doctor discuss the fate of Donna Noble. / “That’s – that’s not fair, you can’t show someone those things and then take it away. Those memories are the only thing that got me through the last three years!”
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Suggestive Selling reviews
Post-4x13. The Doctor makes a suggestion, Rose wears the metaphorical pants, and the Torchwood cafeteria sells questionable bananas. / "D'you want a wedding?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
to keep on breathing for reviews
Spoilers for 4x13! Popping into existence only to be stranded in a parallel world on an alien planet is, well, odd. // For a long while he feels just slightly out of synch, like there’s a beat missing from the time signature.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Vindication reviews
[DH Spoilers] He was not designed for this, for acts of bravery. He’d never been a Gryffindor. A glimpse at the nearend of Regulus Black's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
Never, Not Really reviews
It is an anxiety he hasn’t expressed to anyone before, not even kindhearted Andromeda, and he isn’t entirely sure why he’s chosen to tell Bellatrix. He supposes it’s because he’s her favorite. He’s always been her favorite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
How Lovely Are Thy Branches reviews
Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
To Die For reviews
They always say that right before you die, your life flashes before your eyes. I never bought it. [One-shot] James' point of view seconds before his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2005 - James P. - Complete
Twice as Bright reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Queen of Pain reviews
While responsible for her younger relatives, Bellatrix teaches Sirius something that has a profound impact on the rest of his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Make a Wish reviews
A wish" “A wish indeed. That’s how it works. You lose an eyelash, you’re granted a wish.” A little bit of fluff, with childish!James and denial!Lily. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Picture's Worth reviews
A piece centering around the phenomenon of true friendship. Lily reflects on a picture that means a lot to her in exactly 1,000 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Happily Ever After reviews
In all those Muggle films Lily makes me watch, I've noticed one thing. The ending is always the same - they always live happily ever after. It is my experience that real life does not work like a movie. [One-shot].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2005 - James P. - Complete
All on Black reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius and Regulus' separate sortings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Going Stag reviews
Christmas present for my friend Katie. 'You have to wonder why Saint Valentine got a day, in the first place.' MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2004 - James P.
On The Bright Side reviews
Everyone always forgets about the third corner of a love triangle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power of Suggestion reviews
“Why are you a Slytherin?” “Because I’m supposed to be.” Sirius takes some of his cousin’s advice a little too literally. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fault reviews
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs' individual takes on October 31 - November 2nd, 1981. - Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004
Take Me With You reviews
Short vignette based on the night they died, centering around Lily. Written at 1 AM. It's been done - I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Lily Evans P.
Love Ya Anyways reviews
"As anyone who has been close to someone that has committed suicide knows, there is no other pain like that felt after the incident. - Peter Greene" Something I wrote for an English assignment that pretty much fits in this category. R/R?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2003
Something Unexpected reviews
In a bid for shelter during a storm, Zim and Gaz get in a fight - one that ends rather unusually. Set in highskool, narrated through Gaz's eyes. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Complete
Zims Doomy Diet of DOOM reviews
-FINISHED- Zim sees a Jenny Craig commercial, and decides that the only way to control humans is via a diet plan. First IZ fic. R/R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Operation TP reviews
A parody of Action films. The competent Agent Kurk and his slinky sidekick go on a mission to save the world's... supply of toilet paper! Rated for: Sexual jokes [yes, I am very sick], language, violence
Neopets - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003