Phi ScarlaDraconia
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Joined 06-27-04, id: 619566, Profile Updated: 11-04-09
Author has written 6 stories for Beyblade, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

I do appologize for removing many of my stories, if you had read them before hand, but I need to completely re-write them, so I have gone and done the unthinkable, I've removed most of the stories that I have niether the time, the inclination nor the inspiration to finish at the present time, their re-post will take until I've at least started the second chapter in typing form, until then, not much will go on.

For those stories I have not removed, they were either a) finished already or b) I have more inspiration on where it is they are going to lead to.

Until then, feel free to leave a review on any of my stories.

Thank you for your understanding.

Phi ScarlaDraconia
(Previous pen-name of Lady Shiora)

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

"Sometimes I’m not sure whether the world is run by smart people who are putting it on or imbeciles who really mean it."

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.

According to research and survey, America and Australia are the gayest countries in the world. The least gay? Vietnam. So not only are they communists… they’re boring.

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!

"Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either

The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Join the Marine Corps, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

"When in doubt, it is most likely that your screwed either way, so just choose the one that's more fun."

stop talking...I'm out of aspirin

It wasn't attempted murder...I missed.

"Never trust a dead doctor"

"How do you drown a fish?"

"Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?"

"I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster."

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."

"No one fucks with you if you're carrying a big heavy stick."

"I beieve in karma. That way, I can do bad things to people as much as I want, and say that they deserve it."

When I'm old, I don't want them to say of me, "She's so charming." I want them to say, "Be careful, I think she's armed."

Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.

Nothing is more unerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit.

-J.K. Rowling

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Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,286 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Day Benden Went To War by D. M. Domini reviews
Ninth Pass Pern is rediscovered by the Nine Star League. Pern/Talent crossover. This is the updated and edited version.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,554 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/24/2011
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30350 - Favs: 16,754 - Follows: 14,595 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Riders and Travellers by DawnSister reviews
On a routine investigation of a meteor landing, D'rell, rider of green Areth, finds more than he bargains for. A discovery that could turn his World upside down.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14814 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
XMen: Animorph by MegaBob452 reviews
The Game of Earth is Reset. Only Tobias receives the morphing ability, and Cerebro mistakes him for a mutant. Can the Yeerks seize a Class 5 race before it evolves into Class 4? NOTE: Up for adoption/remake.
Crossover - Animorphs & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011
All Was Well by Hades27 reviews
Oneshot of Harry and Firenze. When the famed boy-who-lived is alone and forgotten, someone surprising is the one to comfort him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Firenze, Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,455 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossing Barriers by TheBetanWerecat reviews
Crossover Gundam WingGundam Seed. It's been 3 years since the Mariemaia Incident. Friends have drifted apart. But when need calls them back together, neither space nor time will stop them.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,087 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007
A Puppet Show To Remember by SotF reviews
Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gray by Kalquessa reviews
SG1 are in the familiar position of encountering a civilization where technology masquerades as magic. They're in for a surprise when they attempt to find out who is hiding the technology and why. Season 1 teamfic, Sam POV. Season 1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Smile For Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
Kai gets beaten up almost everyday by Voltaire, and all he wants is for someone to see. Transfering schools, Kai Hiwatari meets Tyson Granger. [TyKa, yaoi] [COMPLETE]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
The Joys of Detention by Erica T reviews
A story dug from the depths of my computer. I can't even really decide on a genre for it, so I'm taking a wild stab at it. It's amusing. It should tide you all over until I can get more of 'Beginnings' written. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Waking the Nightmare to Live the Dream by Divey reviews
COMPLETE TyKa Vday Fic! Set in the future and centred on Tyson and Kai, who attend University. Kai, with typical stubborn pride, is working himself hard not quite to death, but close, but is missing out on all life might have to offer...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
The One Who Got Away by Feelin Glayish reviews
Kai Hiwatari is the one who got away… But Tyson’s not going to let him go that easily. TyKa/10Parts
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,499 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
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With a Different Sensei reviews
As the title says, Team 7 has a Different Sensei, in more than one meaning. Rated for randam bashing, homosexual hints and more sadistic sarcasm than strictly necessary. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trials and Tribulations reviews
Set after the Bega incident, the next World Tournament starts and...What? The Bladebreakers aren't participating? Warning: Oc's abound.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Kai H.
Things Never Said reviews
Tyson is having nightmares and won't talk about them, making him and everyone else sorta angry.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 2/8/2005
Sanctuaries reviews
A short, short item about Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: The Jin Chronicles reviews
The Jin are the beasts who are human, the humans who are beasts. And they never really left...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/30/2006
Beyblade, the Taite Granger Chronicals reviews
Here's my attempt at a Tyson's a girl story line. Rated for mass sarcasm and bashing. More the literal latter kind.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Tyson G./Takao K.