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Joined 04-22-01, id: 61957
Author has written 18 stories for X-Men, Original Superheroes, X-Men: Evolution, Smallville, and X-Men: The Movie.
Bonjour, Hola, Aloha, Güten Täg, and Good day to all of you. My name is Blitz. Everywhere else I would be know as Aqua’s Shadow.

Here’s a wee bit about me (why yes, I DID get this as one of those online surveys):
1. FULL NAME: Sarah Jane Davis

2. SCREENNAMES: Aqua’s Shadow, Refugee, Girls_Not_Right, Blitzie_Girl

3. NICKNAMES: J.J., Janey, Jayjee, Jayjee-Fruit, Haystack Baby (inside joke), Fon-Fon, Aqua, Loser.

4. AGE: 16

5. PETS: Reggie, 18, tabby; Vincent, 9, gray and white; Niles, 11 Peruvian land tortoise, illegal, so don’t tell!; Star, 7, goldfish; Goldilocks, 7, goldfish;

6. EYE COLOR: Blue

7. HAIR COLOR: Brown

8. TATTOOS? Nope.

9. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB? … I’m a high school student. What do YOU think? Have you EVER met a high school student that liked school?

10. BIRTHPLACE: Oakland, California

11. CURRENT RESIDENCE: Oakland, California

12. BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE?: I don’t think so.

13. BEEN TO EUROPE?: Yeah.

14. BEEN TOILET PAPERING HOUSES BEFORE?: No v_v

15. BEEN TOILET PAPERED?: Nope!

16. LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY?: Yeah.

17. BEEN IN A CAR CRASH?: No.

18. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Croutons.

19. 2 DOORS OR 4 (ON A CAR)?: 4.

20. COFFEE OR ICE CREAM?: Ice cream.

21. BLANKET OR STUFFED ANIMAL?: Stuffed animals.

22. DUMPER OR DUMPEE?: Dumpee.

23. SALAD DRESSING: Ranch.

24. COLOR OF SOCKS: White.

25. PLACE TO BE KISSED: … Don’t talk to me about that. I’m not exactly real popular with guys.

26. MOVIE FROM THE 80’S: Was Labyrinth in the 80’s?

27. FAVORITE MOVIE: A Life Less Ordinary, X-Men, or Citizen Kane.

28. FAVORITE LINE FROM A MOVIE: “I’m doing the best I can under very difficult circumstances.” - Ewan McGregor, Life Less Ordinary.

29. FOOD: Spaghetti

30. DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday - I get to watch X-Men and go to the SPCA.

31. FAVORITE BAND: Tank (http://www.tankhome.com/) and Siouxsie and the Banshees.

32. TV SHOW: X-Men: The Animated Series, Daily Show, or Spongebob Squarepants.

33. TOOTHPASTE: Crest, for it keeps my teeth sparkly and clean.

34. FLOWER: Yellow roses.

35. LEAST FAVORITE THING: Bigots. Racists. Homophobes. People who judge entire peoples as a whole.

36. WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT?: When I went to see my grandfather dying of Emphysema when I was 14 (THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T SMOKE, PEOPLE!). He died about a month later.

37. FAVORITE DRINK?: Orange juice.

38. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM’S CARPET? Beige.

39. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR PERMIT AND/OR DRIVER’S TEST?: 1.

40. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS?: Fun, if you have friends with you.

41. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?: Hopefully in New York as a writer or as a Marvel comic book writer. I want to try to get an internship there

42. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No.

43. FRIEND WHO LIVES FARTHEST AWAY: Online: Sophie in England/ Switzerland. In real life, Danny in Connecticut.

44. BEST THING THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE: Writing. And my friends, both online and in real life. I don’t know what I’d do without you guys!

45. WORST THING THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE: It changes. Other than the deaths of Steven, Robert, Mr. Calegari, a friend’s friend, my grandfather, my sister getting ensephalitis when she was 2, Craig, not seeing Same for 7 going on 8 years, and being convinced I has schizophreniform disorder when I was 15 (not schizophrenia, but close; I still don’t know what’s up with me), I’d have to say missing out on going to a writing camp where there are about 300 other little Blitzes running around and writing fanfic and angsty poetry and going to Magic Mountain and museums and having a dance.

46. BED TIME: None, but I try to get to bed by 10.

47. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: With the ‘rents, 2 cats, a 15 year old sister, an illegal tortoise, 3 goldfish, 4 sprigs of bamboo, and a helluva lot of muses (over 120).

48. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?: The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King.

49. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Life.

50. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Do X-Men comics count?

51. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When you really, really miss somebody and you want to tell them how you feel and give them a hug and catch up on stuff, but you can’t because you don’t know where they are or if they’re even still alive and you know the only time you’ll ever get to see them is in your dreams, but you never dream about them.

52. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?: Back to sleepy-town …

53. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: As quickly as I can.

54. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME: Andrea or Jolona for a girl, my husband’s name or

55. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?: Being content with what you’ve gained from life and having no regrets.

56. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate.

57. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?: Dern tootin’!

58. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.

59. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?: I’d like to meet up with Beatrix and Ian again. I haven’t seen them in SO long (see ).

60. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don’t drink.

61. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yup.

62. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Writer or comic book writer for an X-Title.

63. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blue or black.

64. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I try.

65. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?: Board games, some money, a few dust bunnies, maybe a spider.

66. FAVORITE ITEM OF CLOTHING:

67. PIERCINGS: Ears, but I don’t wear earrings. One time I got a safety pin in there one time. That was scary and nerve-wracking.

68. MOST ANNOYING THING PEOPLE DO: Well, when people call me a satanist. Not that it’s there business what my religion is, but I’m not a satanist. I’m probably more religious than they are, but because I wear a lot of black and eyeliner and nailpolish they think I worship evil and listen to Marilyn Manson and will hurt them. This one guy actually told me I “can’t be a Christian.” I’m “not allowed. It’s wrong.” There’s a difference between dark and evil, people!

69. BEST FRIEND: Alissa and Danny and Patrici.

70. SAY SOMETHING INSPIRING TO OTHER WRITERS OUT THERE: Don’t let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. We all start out winners. After all: who here won the sperm race? I know I did.

If you don't give me reviews, I will go over to your house, climb in through the crawlspace, get into your room, and force you to give me reviews by tying you up and reading my work aloud to you. Now do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? The hard way is a lot more fun for me, by the way . . .

Poor Kurt! by Yvintia reviews
Nightcrawler is accedentally teleported to another universe. Oops! OC, but not as the main character.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003
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The Shadow of Death reviews
This is an adaptation of the X-Men 2 prequel comic book starring everyone's favorite blue, fuzzy elf. Let's pray - Nightcrawler style - I don't get sued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Breakfast at the Mansion reviews
The Professor, Storm, and Beast leave to find a mutant and Wolverine is set in charge of providing breakfast for the kids. But is he up for the job?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2003
It's All In The Balance . . . reviews
Bobby is diagnosed with a new disorder - recently discovered in him. As he is put on medication, madness ensues in the X-Mansion.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 10/3/2001
Carrie-Lou reviews
Parody-fic. She's young, pretty, powerful, charismatic, AND Wolverine's daughter! Sound familiar? You won't beleive who she really is. ;)
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2002
Welcome to the Wasteland reviews
A new disease threatens to wipe out all of humanity and create a new species that should never have existed. There are only 2 people who can stop the ensuing madness ... IF they can find some more people to help them. 5/?.
Original Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2002 - Published: 5/23/2001
X-Men Haikus reviews
These are a bunch of haikus I wrote about the X-Men, hence the title. Please Read and Review. Thanks!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2002
So Much For Sanity reviews
You know the drill. Let's play find the Self-Insertion.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2002 - Published: 11/18/2001
If Nobody Knows ... reviews
2 best friends, but total opposites. One is recruited by the X-Men, the other by the Brotherhood and everyone is affected by the aftershock. Not as crappy as it sounds. Trust me. 15/15. Epilogue.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 5/24/2001
Round The World Away reviews
GenX: M reminisces about the past few months home and wonders about the future. Warning: bad angst!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2002
Wolvie, Jr. II reviews
Last we left off, Wolvie, Jr. was celebrating Halloween with the X-Men and he was bald. What happened then? Please read Wolvie, Jr. first. R&R.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2001
Therapy Session reviews
TCP fic! Therapy session with a psychiatrist (duh!) and a mutant boy. All dialogue; humor.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2001
Dear Marcy reviews
A young girl supposedly dies in her sleep, but her sister knows better. Rated PG for adult content.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2001
Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo reviews
5 girls all get stuck in X-Men's bodies and vice versa. This is about both of their inner struggles about who they are, or about...UTTER AND TOTAL DESRUCTION! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!(Note: it's about destruction.)Last plot chapter :(.BUT DON'T STOP READING YET!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2001 - Published: 7/20/2001
Leaving Town reviews
Ten years later, the X-Men are brought back together again, but things change for the worse. Song fic. Someone PLEASE review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2001
Wolvie, JR. reviews
An unexpected (and unwelcomed) ‘guest’ comes to the X-Men and befriends Jubilee. And what are his ties with Wolverine? A sillyfic. Rated PG for some cursing.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6/3/2001
Gray reviews
The story of one mutant woman and shards of the story that altered her life forever.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2001
X-Men vs. Pokémon reviews
Quite possibly THE most offensive thing I've ever written. There's too much cursing. It should be sent to FanFic Hell. Celebrity DeathMatch, X-Men, Pokémon, and SillyFics all rolled up into one, but not as much violence as I'd hoped :(.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2001
Follow Me reviews
This is set 6 years after the New X-Men in Addie Logan's story "The More Things Change". It's a TCP about two best friends at the mall and a twist of fate.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/22/2001