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Joined 06-27-04, id: 619967, Profile Updated: 05-03-14
Author has written 26 stories for Shaman King, Naruto, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Code Geass, and Bleach.

*MAJOR UPDATE*

NO LONGER WRITING STORIES (MIGHT ONLY WRITE ON A WHIM/WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT).

Simply because I'm not cut out to be writing stories. Instead, I'm translating in the BL fandom and bringing more yaoi to you in English! Feel free to find me on Twitter (where I am currently most active at) or Tumblr (all the BL translations of little comics go there), or even Wordpress (updates of life etc).

Nah, I won't delete off the older stories. (Rather, they're so bad I kind of want to keep them there to tell everyone that THERE ARE BETTER ONES OUT THERE. So have a look at my favorite stories list. Most of them are pretty damn well written!)

Name: Splodey (known as xploded_tb everywhere)
Current favorite couples: HijiGin, SasuNaru, MilesNick (MitsurugiNaruhodo), BunnyKotetsu, AoKise, AoKuro, MidoTaka, TeppeiHyuuga

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3rd May, 2014.

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Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Were Never Mine by Ahja Reyn reviews
Pride can be a hard thing to overcome when you lose the one you love. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Lesson in Engrish by slasheddream reviews
What happens when Yukimura switches up his homework with something else entirely. Masamune/Yukimura
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2010 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sacrifices we make by Sinian reviews
- "I have reached the point where I need to tell someone or it'll destroy me..." - The story of a love that wasn't meant to be because in the end, Byakuya chooses his fukutaichou. - Byakuya/? leading to Byakuya/Renji - Oneshot, based on a WK fic by Soryu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Shooting Stars and Wishing Wells by brumalbreeze reviews
I’ve sat on my apartment ceiling into the small hours of darkness for countless nights, staring at the black sky, waiting. How many hours of sleep have I lost to this pastime? I can’t count them anymore. I used to, but now I don’t. ...Implied NaruSasu...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Journal Pages by brumalbreeze reviews
Perhaps, from the very beginning, I was fooling no one but myself with pleasant things to remember, when in actuality, there was nothing pleasant to remember at all…. ...Implied SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The First Three Kisses by sentimentale reviews
An interpretation of how a romance between Doumeki and Watanuki may come about. Everyone knows it's there, so I just made it happen. DISCLAIMER: If I owned any of this it would've hit shelves long ago.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
love me plz by eftee reviews
The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
GOGGLE by puts foot in mouth reviews
Oneshot. There is nothing Gin likes more than teasing the other captains: this time it's Tousen.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Easy? by bevino reviews
Could it really be... that easy? Rated for my foul language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distribution by armyofgnomes reviews
A certain picture of Renji is leaked to all of Seireitei, thanks to the Shinigami Women's Association. Byakuya is not pleased. Oneshot, humorous fluff with slight romance, complete. Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Captain Told Me to Tell You by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Captain Kuchiki is being evasive and his communication skills leave much to be desired. Renji gets frustrated. Bya/Ren slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Three Things That Could Happen to Renji by Imadra Blue reviews
...when he meets Byakuya again. Three different looks at possible reunions between Renji and Byakuya, all following Chapter 315 of the manga. Gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Crescendo by brumalbreeze reviews
21 black keys, 67 white keys. One month to learn how to play the piano in order to impress Sakura and Naruto just HAD to ask that jerk to help him. Is this the formula for disaster? ... Or worse? -Slight NaruSaku, SasuNaru, Oneshot, AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing So Simple by RobinRocks reviews
If only it truly was as simple as a single sentence. SuzakuxLelouch 50 Sentences challenge.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Yuki by NariNari reviews
Yuki states 100 ways Shuichi can annoy him, on purpose and on accident.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
All the umbrellas in London by eftee reviews
Sasuke watched him leave; watched as the door swung open and closed; listened as the bell chimed, sounding another customer departure; sounding Naruto’s departure from his life. SasuNaru. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of the Sun and Moon by Koinu-chan reviews
A story about the sun god, Naruto, and the moon god, Sasuke. Love, punishment and how the eclipse came to be... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mocking the Maker by puts foot in mouth reviews
Oneshot. There is nothing Gin likes more than teasing the other captains: this time it's Mayuri.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Mayuri K. - Complete
March of the Captains by puts foot in mouth reviews
Oneshot. There is nothing Gin likes more than teasing the other captains: this time it's Hitsugaya.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru - Complete
How Sasuke Stole Christmas by Koinu-chan reviews
A parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas...with a twist! Mild SasuNaru, with a bit of KakaIru and GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ukes of the World, Unite! by Greenzaku reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. He's been kidnapped. Actually kidnapped! At his age! And by his own allies! People like Inoue get captured. Not him. Not the all powerful Kurosaki Ichigo. Barely there Byakuya/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Every Man's Fantasy? by peppermint quartz reviews
This could NOT be happening. All Renji wanted was to make his weekly report, take a shower and return to the human world. Now he'll settle for a place to hide until the insanity possessing Soul Society passes... changed to Mrating after some thought
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Naruto, the Sugar Bum Fairy by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Someone HAD to do it and be Sasuke’s sugar plum fairy. Only, Naruto tends to…mishear things. SasuNaru AU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irrelevancy by brumalbreeze reviews
Meet KSN02317, Generation Nine. Human name: Uzumaki Naruto. Now that you've met him, please take the time to examine his creation and his purpose of creation. Perhaps you will find something interesting about him. [SasuNaru, AU, Character Death]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
To Catch A Girl by Akira of the Twilight reviews
[Oneshot SasuNaru] Naruto has spent his whole life trying to understand girls, and with the help of a bet he may finally get one. Now if only that Teme would stop confusing him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pride is not enough by Greenzaku reviews
An insane, midnight drabble on the arduous task facing the world's last Quincy, once the war is over.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2007 - R. Unohana, Uryuu I. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If You Only Knew by QuirkQuirk reviews
It's hard to love someone who has no idea that you exist. But sometimes in the end it turns out you were focusing your attention on the wrong person anyways... DoumekiWatanuki AU COMPLETE
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,748 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
A Row in the Konoha Library by brumalbreeze reviews
It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Rivalry by Koinu-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are eternal rivals, they compete on EVERYTHING and ANYTHING. So when does the rivalry stop? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Define 'Romantic' by brumalbreeze reviews
Yes, it is an adjective. It has a definition. It can mean a lot. Can you define it for me? Just this word: romantic. Actually, you'll find that it is rather hard. Especially if you asked two particular boys to define it! [SasuNaru, Shonen Ai, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wait, We Can Explain! by Strawberry Smirks reviews
What happens when you have no clothes? And you're spotted by the majority of the school? And you're caught in a very awkard situation? Damn that Ouran monkey... Poor Kyouya and Tamaki, but hooray for the MOE fangirls!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Freaks by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Rukia was beginning to think that her best friend’s relationship with her brother was becoming a bit...freaky. [ByaRen Yaoi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Dominance by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Byakuya and Renji are willing to go as far as summoning their Bankai's to settle the matter of dominance between them. [Yaoi ByaRen]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Cure for the Itch by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an uncomfortable yet amusing situation... 'Sasuke! Bite my nose.' [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Like Love by eftee reviews
Sasuke isn't sure what love is, but when he's with Naruto, he thinks he has an idea. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture by NanDeMoNai reviews
Sometimes relationships aren't as clean as simple as we wish it to be. [Oneshot, Yaoi, NejiNaru but hints heavily of SasuNaru] Please read and rate! Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Too Much Series by Aznyx reviews
A series that your parents should not catch you reading. Conversations may not be what they seemed. Harry Potter characters learn that the hard way. A series of funny oneshots. Mature content. Read with caution, but you won't regret reading it. 4 updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005
A Girl called Anna by jack-adam reviews
The worst thing Yoh had ever done. Falling madly in love with the icequeen, Anna. Seduction lessons from Hao, Ren's girl advice, Horo Horo's 'secret' movies and a blossoming Anna equals to an extremely perplexed Yoh. YohAnna, hints of HaoAnna. COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,063 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Tick Tick Ticking by Tler reviews
The clock was ticking. His heart was beating. Uchiha Sasuke was going mad. Mad enough to do something he'll never regret. Rated for inappropriate fluff. Another SasuNaru Drabble from Tler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Christmas Lists for Dummies by fantasylover12001 reviews
Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Can't Sleep by LemonyFicket reviews
One rainy night in Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke finds he cannot get himself to fall asleep, while the one next to him is dreaming about that very Uchiha. What happens next? [Yaoi, Lemon, MM, SasuNaru!] Warning inside! R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itadakimasu by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
A challenge from a livejournal, lots of snuggling and strangeness and as always with me SASUNARU! Woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teddy Bears by Pirika Tao reviews
[OneShot] Tell the person that you love that you love himher for it's now or never... [Ren X Pirika]
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Pirika/Pirka U., Ren T. - Complete
Souuke no Kokoro wo Tsukamae! by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke always does his best to keep other boys away from cute uke Narutochan! Do your best to capture Naruto's heart, Sasuke! Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ookami to Kitsune no Monogatari by Shirohane reviews
During the time of great war between humans and demons, Sasuke captures a ninetailed fox and enslaves him. However, when the demon offers him friendship and affection, Sasuke finds himself falling in love with his captive. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,659 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Manazashi wa Eien ni by Shirohane reviews
Naruto disguises himself for a dangerous mission. What would he do when Sasuke falls in love with his disguised self? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter Theories for Dummies by Valias reviews
When Harry recieves an interesting book for Christmas, humor and chaos result. Snape dancing like Ricky Martin!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
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Blue Sky ::青空::
The blue sky that darkens – Neji was sure of that. .:Almost non-existant SasuNaru, one-shot:.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Personal Attendant reviews
DISCONTINUED. King Uchiha Sasuke is currently searching for a personal attendant. And Naruto just happens to be chosen. SasuNaru, shounen ai, bad language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,296 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only I Know reviews
ByaRen, one-shot. Just when everyone thinks Kuchiki-taichou is perfection, only I have seen and can tell the truth.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Red Player ::赤奏者:: reviews
Eventual ByaRen, one-sided AizenRenji, AU, swearing, cross-dressing. Abarai Renji, Seireitei's famous koto and shamisen player, has an extremely important goal: get Ichigo to university. Then, he meets Kuchiki Byakuya. Things get messy from then on.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Comparing Sizes reviews
Suggestive ByaRen. Ichigo was only passing by the 6th Squad Headquarters because he needed to find Renji. He never expected to hear what he heard...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
It's All About You reviews
ByaRen. It was really frustrating and uncharacteristic for Kuchiki Byakuya to be thinking about a certain someone during breakfast, work, lunch, more work, taking a walk and even during Captain meetings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Past Becomes Present reviews
ByaRen, lol-crack! That raven hair tied up, and a slight frown present clearly showed it was Byakuya. What was different was the body size…
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
God of Fire and God of Wind reviews
SasuNaru, AU. ‘The God of Wind always compliments the God of Fire’, was the humans’ saying. Is it really true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Protect, Again reviews
ByaRen, 2nd chap is sequel. 'Usually the look was along the lines of a cold, hard look. Now, it was just empty and devoid of any sort of feeling, like a bottomless pit, where you can never see anything in there.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
This Could Be the Last reviews
That haunting phrase that wouldn't disappear... .:SuzaLulu, very slight humor, one-shot:.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Million Dolls of Doom reviews
ShinDai, ShinMura. Shinou's mischievousness leads to devasting consequences, and an unhappy future.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Shinou, Murata K. - Complete
28 Days Later reviews
ShinouMurata, 4000 year old perv plus adorable Murata equals SMUT! BoyxBoy, manpr0n! Don't like, don't read.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Shinou, Murata K. - Complete
Zutto reviews
ShinDai, Shinou goes out of control, Daikenja is there to save the day. Slight humor.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Shinou - Complete
Bathroom Activities reviews
ShinouMurata, UST finally turns into RST! SMUT!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Shinou, Murata K. - Complete
Sasuke Learns reviews
.:SasuNaru:. In life, everyone learns something from everybody. In this case, Sasuke learns something from Naruto. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Toxic reviews
.:SasuNaru:. Extract from fic: Sasuke kissed his way up to Naruto’s mouth and asked, “My place tonight?” ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Free Time reviews
Ever wondered what Sasuke and Naruto do during their free time...? .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like the Rain reviews
He hasn't cried in five years, and now, he finally did. .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only For a Little While, Let Me Have You reviews
[SasuNaru, bittersweet] Sasuke has returned to Konoha, and after a week, he proposed to Naruto. The blond agreed but why was he not as happy as the rest were for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unsent Letters reviews
Naruto misses Sasuke and he always writes letters to him. However, he never sent a single one of them out…[Oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insanity reviews
[Onesided SasuNaru] Sasuke expresses his insanity here. Read with caution, as there is a pretty smitten and touchyfeely Sasuke. [BoyXBoy love! Don't like, don't read. You've been warned!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If I want it, it's mine reviews
An Uchiha always gets what he wants. [Yaoi BoyXboy love! Don't like don't read! Rated T in case]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cold Warmth reviews
Sasuke was known to be really cold. But when snuggled up close, Naruto finds that the definition made by people was not entirely correct… Shounenai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Hunger, My Desire reviews
SasuNaru. Please note, rape is present in the story but no explicit content. Or rather, implied sex and rape. Sasuke's hunger, desire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Best Christmas Ever reviews
A Christmas night. A Christmas present. Sasuke never expected someone to give him a present, much less to expect it from Naruto. SasuNaru, shounenai. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot. Rating is M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All for Love reviews
[COMPLETE] You were my guide. You were my torchlight when it was dark. When I fell, you reached out your warm hands to pull me back up. You were always there for me. RenPirika.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Ren T., Pirika/Pirka U. - Complete