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MASTRESSES PYRO, TWEETER, AND TWITCH ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE... that they have absolutely no lives. That is why they are constantly reading/writing fanfiction.

These three girls hail from Hogwarts University in Greensburg PA; the rest of the world is obliviated into thinking that this is Seton Hill University... the fools.

Pyro is a double major at Hogwarts in Potions and Defence Against the Dark Arts. Pyro would like to make it clear that she is in fact not Snape. Any reference of her being so will result in a bat boogy hex. Cheers.

Tweeter doesn't really have a major at Hogwarts, but goes around pretending that she does. This will make her the biggest actress the wizarding world has ever seen. No autographs please.

Twitch is a Divination major at Hogwarts. She can not see anything, but loves convincing people of the most preposterous things imaginable. It is amazing what people will believe these days.

The Mastresses are also pleased to announce their new story "Who's Harry Potter - The Sorceror's Stone." It will debue on Monday May 12, 2008 at 1 AM. Updates will be every other week, so keep reading!

Every other week! That's too cruel!

No, it's not Pyro. Stop being so over dramatic... that's my area.

There is a practical reason for it.

Such as...

The summer holidays!

And trying to find a life!!

Like that's ever going to happen.

While Tweeter and I live 5 mins. from each other, we are separated from Pyro by about 4 hrs.

The shame of it all!

It's because you both suck at life.

Hey, you're the one who doesn't live by us, so I don't want to hear it.

Well then maybe I should burn down the house I live in now too. Just to make it convenient for you two.

Remind me to give her boyfriend a fire extinguisher.

Hey, I'm selling those for voice and speech!

Just keep telling yourself that.

I swear, it is a real class...

Maybe in your mind.

I am an actress, that's what I do.

We really should shut up now and let the readers get to the story.

Do we have to??


Are you sure?

Do you want me to hex you into next week?



Who's Harry Potter: The Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Lily, James, Sirius, and Remus go the the Potter's house over Easter break. On a rainy day, they find a series of books that makes them wonder... Who's Harry Potter? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.