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Petition for "No Yaoi/Yuri" filters

The funny thing about fanfiction, is that fanfiction begets more fanfiction.

The quality of those tales sparks inspiration in the hearts and minds of those who read, and glimpse not just what the author wanted to say, but a few answers welling up from the hidden recesses of their own souls.

Bad fanfiction is every bit the killer of inspiration and spark as good fanfiction is the fertilizer of more tales.

It is with a heavy heart that I admit that my joy in fanfiction has been stifled, stunted, and outright strangled by the vast majority of the fiction being propagated.

Personally, there are things I just don't want to see.

The fact that Naruto-Sasuke is the single most popular pairing of ANY sort in Naruto fanfiction is one of them.

The real trouble, of course, is the filters. The filters can search for what you want- but they can't exclude what you DON'T.

I intensely wish there was a means by which to eliminate yaoi from your search results, because frankly, of all pairings I can encounter I most especially don't want to imagine two boys- especially prepubescent boys, which is traversing the distance from merely unpleasant to down right perverse and reprehensible, in my mind- becoming sexually involved with one another. And I say this because it just DOESN'T appeal to me. And so when I start leafing through the fics on the front page, it becomes increasingly apparent that ff dot net is not losing, but has completely LOST the war against lemon fics, considering how many of them openly proclaim Yaoi and Lemon in the descriptors.

So work with us here- please, for the love of writing, PLEASE add a filter that excludes Yaoi. For the love of GOD.

Or else, all the good writers who don't write yaoi are going to leave- and there are a lot more GOOD writers who WON'T write yaoi, then there are who DO.

If you agree with this rant, copy and paste this into your profile- and email a complaint to ff dot net regarding the lack of so necessary a tool.

Signed, AXENOME and, *Add your name here*

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 987,057 - Reviews: 8930 - Favs: 11,579 - Follows: 10,793 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 764,640 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34171 - Favs: 22,742 - Follows: 17,356 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 6,747 - Follows: 7,190 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Beyond the Blue Frontier by Evil Riggs reviews
A sinister party-crasher appears at a banquet held in honor of the Hero of the Triforce. Can the new Link keep his wits long enough to deal with this deeply unwelcome guest? Part III of The Legend of Zelda: Shadow Dawn. Rated M for disrespect, disrobings, and disembowelment.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Loco Buri by Krivoklatsko reviews
Luxana's conscription could leave Garen in the shadow of his sister's ghost. A curse on Katarina's sister leaves the family's honor in her hands. The Second Rune War is about to assure mutual destruction. And yet, Love Can Bloom. M for death/sex.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,980 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Garen, Katarina
A Long Way From Home by Darth Malleus reviews
A fleet of Alliance ships find themselves in the centre of a hornets' nest. Lost and alone in the middle of hostile territory with nowhere to turn will they survive or perish?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 165,367 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 7,353 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 15,134 - Follows: 13,877 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Late Blossoms by InfiniteDragon reviews
Akatsuki- destroyed. Orochimaru- deceased. Sasuke- deceased. Allies dead: Kakashi. Jiraiya. How will the surviving members of Team 7- and all of Konoha's ninja- survive in the new future? NaruHina, NaruSaku, SakuNaruHina. Rated for a reason. Gore, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,030 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
A Few Well Spoken Words by Narutofan401 reviews
A few well spoken words were all it took to get Orochimaru to go witness the battle at the valley of the end, just in time to see Naruto kill Sasuke. Now, a few well spoken words were all it took to convince Naruto to join the forces of Oto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Naruto U.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reforging The Past by Paladeus reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Unsatisfied by DrHokage reviews
Naruto tried his best to win the Fourth Great Shinobi War, but he still lost. Unsatisfied with his failure, he travels back in time to change everything that has happened. Not to when he was younger, but to the beginning, when he didn't even exist. TGSW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,613 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6110 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 284 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9210 - Favs: 6,937 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 702 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Tail of Two Bijuu by Synica reviews
After being forced by her Biju to commit the horrific act of raising the dead, Yukiko flees the Hidden Village of the Snow for Konoha, only to find acceptance in the arms of a fellow Jinchuriki. NarutoxOC, Possibly others. Complete at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,716 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete