TheDeadTellTales
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Joined 10-14-14, id: 6203361, Profile Updated: 10-23-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey.

I'm TheDeadTellTales, not a newbie. I have a few abandoned accounts that are in their rightful place, Let's-forget-about-them-land.

The kind of stories I'll be posting for you to love or hate (totally optional):

  • Horror fics
  • Psychological fics
  • Romantic fics
  • Humorous fics
  • Supernatural fics
  • Fantasy fics
  • One-shots
  • Multi-chapters
  • Short one-shots
  • Long one-shots
  • Short MC:s
  • Looooong MC:s
  • And everything in between
  • Actually, you can expect almost anything.
  • I'm a fan of slash/shounen ai/yaoi, which I write almost exclusively, so if that somehow scratches your ass, you've come to the wrong place, and thus I'd advice you to find your way out. But for those who enjoy it as much as I do; welcome!

    Feel free to enjoy this poem by the master, Edgar Allan Poe:

    From childhood's hour I have not been
    As others were; I have not seen
    As others saw; I could not bring
    My passions from a common spring.
    From the same source I have not taken
    My sorrow; I could not awaken
    My heart to joy at the same tone;
    And all I loved, I loved alone.
    Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
    Of a most stormy life- was drawn
    From every depth of good and ill
    The mystery which binds me still:
    From the torrent, or the fountain,
    From the red cliff of the mountain,
    From the sun that round me rolled
    In its autumn tint of gold,
    From the lightning in the sky
    As it passed me flying by,
    From the thunder and the storm,
    And the cloud that took the form
    (When the rest of Heaven was blue)
    Of a demon in my view.

    - Edgar Allan Poe

    "If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, or a judge, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if you live what some might call the dynamic life, but what I will call the artistic life, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know, you will never become anything, and that is your reward."

    - Oscar Wilde

    That's all folks.


    UPCOMING FICS:

    Strangers on a Train

    In the lifetime of an individual, millions of lives will pass theirs, but never cross. Does it really have to be that way? SasuNaru/NaruSasu, Twoshot Complete

    Malice

    Uzumaki Naruto is a defense attorney. Sabaku Gaara is a convicted murderer. Years after the conviction, the case is re-opened and Naruto gets the chance to work as his lawyer. But what happens when he gets too involved with the client in question? GaaNaru/NaruGaa In-progress

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    The Burning Mines by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
    Sasuke left his fiancé Naruto in Konoha County to make something of himself in the City of Sound. He's forced to come back when he receives an invitation to the late mayor's funeral, and is surprised to find that he may still have feelings for the blonde...only it seems Naruto has eyes for a certain outlaw instead. SasuNaru GaaNaru. Rated M.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,320 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Gaara
    The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
    Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,826 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
    Obvious by ThousandYearsOfAwkward reviews
    Gaara asks Kankuro for advice on telling "someone" how he feels, and let's just say Gaara hasn't been subtle. Implied NaruGaa GaaNaru
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
    And:Reboot by Silentz reviews
    I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,870 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
    Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
    Reasonable Madness by Silentz reviews
    It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,778 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
    Paper Airplanes by thatreevesgirl reviews
    Naruto x Gaara. YAOI. In an attempt to woo Sakura, Naruto accidentally kisses his friend in a moment of angry passion. A humorous romantic NaruGaa fic. Fluffy and WAFFy.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
    Life by Nocens reviews
    A killer and the perfect victim. GaaNaru, AU. No NCS
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
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    Malice reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto is a defense attorney. Sabaku Gaara is a convicted murderer. Years after the conviction, the case is re-opened and Naruto gets the chance to work as his lawyer. At times, work follows you home. GaaNaru / NaruGaa, AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 716,641 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
    Strangers on a Train reviews
    In the lifetime of an individual, millions of lives will pass theirs, but never cross. Does it really have to be that way? SasuNaru / NaruSasu, AU
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete