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Joined 06-28-04, id: 620481
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.

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Norwegian Wood: Stalled as ever I'm afraid.

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Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, no time turners! Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,768 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Expect the Unexpected by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,155 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
The Ancient and Dwindling House of Snape by miss mcGonagle reviews
Severus Snape faces many challenges during Harry's sixth year, his family and perhaps a new friend or two are all that can help him. Chapter 13 is finally up...ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Negative Side by Plaidly Lush reviews
None of them knew what it was that made Hermione change. All they knew was that she was different. Then Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy became friends, and the world as everyone knew it was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,328 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Look at moiye ploise reviews
Hermione turned. 'Bite me, Malfoy.' 'Gladly.' Was the reply. A DracoHermione office romance with more than a few twists ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seven Ways to Escape the Afterlife by Jollie Killjoy reviews
HBP spoliers! A trip to Hogsmeade leads to a quest for immortality... How will young Tom Riddle achieve it? How far will he go to do so? And what does Malfoy's grandfather have to do with it, anyways!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Tom R. Jr.
The War Between the Houses by hunni07 reviews
Response to Dracolov challenge. When Draco and his gang's pranks get to be too much, The Golden Trio strikes back, marking the beginning of the ultimate War Between the Houses. PG for slight sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In The Least Likely Of Places by lavender baby reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Hermione has never been needed, Draco has never needed anyone. So when she takes a trip to find herself and stumbles across her old enemy-turned-good in need of help, will she realize that the key to herself is in him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl :The Secret of the Myth by twinparadox reviews
Artemis remembers the fairies with unintentional help from a bumbler of a psychologist (playing a minor role) .Please read and review this ! After this, he goes back to the Dark Ages and starts a new life there, will he ever survive this jaunt? rnPlease r
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1 reviews
Please keep in mind that I wrote this 8 years ago when I was 14, so of course the story has mistakes & issues! No negativity please.. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him, Harry accidentally casts a spell that turns them 16...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
New Friends, New Adventures by Female Foaly reviews
Artemis is very different now in mind and body. He meets someone new that can be more trouble then they're worth, maybe in more ways than one.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Family Name: Arctic Incident by Elbereth in April reviews
Draco Malfoy visits Artemis Fowl at Fowl Manor over the summer. While he's there, Fowl gets a ransom demand for his kidnapped father. Then both boys are drafted into helping the fairies with a goblin uprising.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,262 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
Realms of the Sues: An Exploration by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Formerly 'Plots of the Sues'. Mocks more than just Sues - Crossovers and pairings also ripped on by the actual characters. Yes, this shall eventually have a plot. Thus far: Undercover!Maid and AH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004
Saving Prefect Draco by Calamari Soup reviews
She wasn’t supposed to feel sorry for him; she was supposed to feel smug that he had got his comeuppance. Even if he was found half dead in a corridor. She frowned slightly. There was something wrong with that logic. HGDM. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Caffeini Zabini! by MissDramatic reviews
Blaise wants to be a superhero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses? Boy!BlaiseHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Second Prodigy by Illy-ness reviews
We all know Artemis Fowl is a child prodigy. But what happens if he encounters a fellow genius in his new boarding school who would soon discover the existence of the faeries...and this prodigy happens to be a girl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2004
Green by Elbereth in April reviews
If Narcissa Malfoy was Voldemort's right hand...if she ruled her son...if Draco had been told from the beginning, won over Harry Potter...if his life was lived for the Lady...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
Ad Astra by Falkesbane reviews
At twenty-five, Lavender Brown is lonely, bogged down by work, and hung up on that prat Seamus. It's really a good thing that her moderately batty old boss is sending her off to dark forests.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Makers of Modern Strategy by Spitfireness reviews
Forget politics, hating Draco Malfoy makes strange bedfellows. Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger hatch a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Hermione G.
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
Rise of the Fomorians by Thermit reviews
One alone will not be enough. Two together and one will die. Death, either way. Death. You were fated to this doom. This is your destiny. Artemis Fowl looked to where Holly Short lay sleeping on his bed. One would die. But who?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,110 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Slytherin Vengeance: Ascent To Power by Metallicafangirl reviews
Complete. Book 2 of 3. Blaise returns to Hogwarts, for his sixth year of schooling. New teachers, same old students, same old feuds. The shadow of war lies upon them. Post-OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 159,783 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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The Secret Life of Remus Lupin reviews
Remus Lupin is 29/30ths human.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Regulus In Winter reviews
The tale of Regulus Black. Loosely based around Norwegian Wood.Warnings: Slightly depressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Regulus B.
You Are A Runner reviews
Sometimes in the early mornings Draco would wake up and start laughing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Things About Lucius Malfoy reviews
He has a gift for words, and...other things. Companion piece to 10 things about Bellatrix Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
11 Things About Bellatrix Black reviews
Once, just once, she'd like to see the monster win...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole reviews
It's a universally acknowledged fact that when faced with tragedy people turn in rather than out. George remembers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Come On Petunia reviews
Despite a lifetime of avoiding magic she can never quite escape it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
Norwegian Wood reviews
Regulus Black loves the Beatles, Crosswords, and Narcissa and hates his brother, Lucius Malfoy, and aspargus. This is his life, and in his humble opinion. A fascinating one at that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Regulus B.
A Not So Common Bond reviews
They came at Dawn, and she could do nothing to stop them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Epic Tale of Neville Longbottom, PI reviews
Involving Tea, Yoga, Potted Plants of an amorous nature, One Draco Malfoy, several wily police sergeants, and the ineffable workings of the devil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005
An Array of Color reviews
In which Dean is highly artistic...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Satisfying Taste of Cherry Pie reviews
RonPany:Life was a woman. She left you in the gutter where you started with nothing but a few scars and a trunkload of memories…but you couldn't leave her. She was, so damn beautiful, so intriguing, sooo… indefinitely bitchy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Pansy P., Ron W.
The Mirror Cracked reviews
Through the bannisters of his ancestral home a young Blaise Zabini views something that will change his life forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Blaise Z.
The Psychology of a Malfoy reviews
Malfoy is examined by a psychologist. TBC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Mating Rituals of Trolls reviews
Gregory Goyle falls...in lurve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005
Draco's Detour reviews
Draco takes a detour and runs into Harry. My version of chapter 6 of HBP...involving several drunks, a slutty icecream girl, and the bust of Rowena Ravenclaw. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dear Hermione reviews
History isn't just about heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Blaise Z.
The Spirit of Christmas reviews
The title says it all: Christmas w the Slytherins. Cheers, and merry christmas R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M.
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