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Joined 06-29-04, id: 620962, Profile Updated: 02-01-22
Author has written 71 stories for Harry Potter.

Hooroo!

Nearly twelve years ago I updated this profile last. Literally looking at the date as I type this (09-27-2008), and I really don't know where time has gone as 2008 felt like it was yesterday.

I'd said, and it was the case then, that I was done with fanfic. And I was. Especially at that point in my life as I was writing a lot of my own stuff (which, incidentally, remains unfinished (story of my life)). Then life happened a bit more. A tough few years (but who hasn't had those), a bout of depression, throw in some anxiety, and voilà- I was a hot mess for a little while. Which meant no writing. None. Nothing. Nada. Not. A. Word.

Then I found myself watching the Harry Potter films for the first time since the last one came out. Next thing I know, I'm re-reading the books, and ta-da! Writing fanfic suddenly became an urge I couldn't control. I have this real need to finish everything I started, and what I have on here is only a small portion of it. Besides, I'm cracking on in age now. Can't keep leaving these things unfinished. That's just rude. I'm hoping in finishing these fanfics, my own writing will come back. I do miss it so.

So here I am, suddenly appearing in your inbox (if you favourited/followed me or my stories). My writing's changed a lot, I think, in 12 years, but I hope you enjoy what new stuff I put out there.

And if you're new to me- hi!

Shy

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"I, shy-n-great, have been sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)!"

Note: Mutual Enemies will be finished, for those few who are reading it. I lost my way a little with the plot, but I'll finish it soon.

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then over the river you'll go by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
James picks the losing side of the war, and falls on the battlefield. The fae sweep him up and take him home, intent on keeping him captive, but one among them has doubts. And hopes. And a little bit of love to give.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2022 - [James P., Regulus B.] - Complete
GiftFics by VanillaAshes reviews
1 - For Amber. Post-war - where news articles still spread lies - Draco/Ginny-ish. 2 - For Shy. James/Lily. Seventh year. Comforting. 3 - For Liza. Platonic Marauders and Sirius/Regulus. Characters staying alive
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P., Ginny W.
Chase Away the Nightmares by hmweasley reviews
Remus wakes up from a nightmare, but Sirius is there by his side. Everyone lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2021 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Tortuous as the Heart by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
There were rumours of a way to bring the dead back to life. Harry knew better. But that didn't stop him from following the rumours halfway around the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2021 - [Harry P., Kingsley S.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bloody Letter by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
James and Regulus chase a ghost story all the way to an abandoned hospital, and find a little more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2021 - [Regulus B., James P.] - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
Waiting outside the Ministry is turning into a long, bitterly cold affair, and Harry's forgotten his gloves. Luckily, Sirius has a solution. Or rather, Sirius is the solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
this is a gift (it comes with a price) by Screaming Fae reviews
"Our blood is mixed up now," Regulus said. "So we belong to each other." Cult!AU. Warnings: horror, physical abuse, blood, murders, cult-y stuff, religious-y type stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2021 - [Regulus B., Barty C. Jr.] Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
Walk Together Through The Night by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
The first time Harry visits Andromeda after the very last funeral, she slams the door in his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2021 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
i'm in pieces when you're gone by arcane illusions reviews
It's well-known in the Wizarding World that your seventeenth birthday is a somber affair. So are the days leading up to it, as you dread the fated words appearing on your arm. The ones you are destined to speak with your last breath. / Soulmate!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2021 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
House Calls by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
Teddy is exhausted after a long shift at the hospital, but he still comes running when Harry calls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2021 - Harry P., Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
Maybe It's Time by owlwayssandforever reviews
It's difficult to move on from awful, heartbreaking things. Antonin would know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2021 - [Antonin D., Mary M.] Lily Evans P., Regulus B.
darkness before dawn by arcane illusions reviews
The machine glinted in the sliver of moonlight coming in through the barn doors, and it was glorious. / For Bex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2021 - [Harry P., Kingsley S.] - Complete
You're shaking my life up by NeonDomino reviews
Lucius never expected to find his soulmate in a strip club. After all, the people there were all beneath him and clearly unworthy of his attention. Well, except one. Ted/Lucius. Soulmate!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2021 - [Ted T., Lucius M.] Kingsley S., Frank B. - Complete
In your sleep, you shed your armour by NefariaBlack reviews
"Narcissa pushed the door to her sister's bedroom open to a bloodcurdling scream that made her cover her ears. She kept them covered as she assessed the scene before her. The screaming turned into loud sobbing, and Narcissa jumped to action." One shot, written for several prompts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2021 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
we could be immortals by arcane illusions reviews
Every thousand years, Sirius was given a power to change the fate of humankind - or really, one human in particular. Not that he had a choice in the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And Yellow Was the Colour of Her Mourning by NefariaBlack reviews
Astoria died, so Daphne seeks revenge. Warning for murder, smut, nudity and Daphne/Draco going very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2021 - Draco M., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,398 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 8,597 - Follows: 10,998 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
Far Away by Herochick007 reviews
A time misplaced Ginny falls in love with Alice. Now, back in her correct time, can she explain what happened, would Alice even understand? Not HEA, you're gonna need tissues
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2021 - [Alice L., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Way You Look Tonight by DashFnanz reviews
"And look, you're talking in normal-length sentences again," Harry points out gleefully. You're cured, hallelujah!" At this, Severus blinks. And stops. "Well, now that we've distracted you from The Thing We Do Not Speak of," Harry continues, grinning triumphantly, "Let's get you cheered up! We have to do something fun together, c'mon."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2021 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Snuffles and Snout and Salmon Pink Canaries by DashFnanz reviews
Sirius Black is having a cup of tea with Remus Lupin in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place when his godson walks in. What Harry asks for next is completely unexpected, yet right up his alley. "You… you were part of the Marauders, weren't you? With my father. And you did a lot of pranks, right? Fred and George say that you were legends in Hogwarts." Family fluff. Set during OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just her luck (the alcohol made her do it) by RayQueen reviews
Astoria gets trapped in the office with her friends and the person who stole the promotion from her. With no power and a bit of alcohol, a lot can happen. Office!AU Muggle!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2021 - Draco M., Theodore N., Hannah A., Astoria G. - Complete
I'm Falling Again (I'm Failing Again) by owlwayssandforever reviews
Sirius, lead vocalist for a sensational rock band - the Marauders - has some demons that he has to work through. Can he manage it? Warnings: drug and alcohol abuse, overdose, depression & anxiety
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2021 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
(you're) the only good I've ever done by RayQueen reviews
Draco had been right. Astoria was not what he wanted, but she was what he needed. As he picked up one of the last pictures they ever took together, he could see how obvious it was. She was his missing piece. TW: Death of Main Character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2021 - Draco M., Scorpius M., Astoria G. - Complete
Tell Me When It Kicks In by DashFnanz reviews
Some days, she can muster the strength of will to look the man in the eyes and leave him alive. On days like today, however, the thirst for blood is too strong to ignore. She needs someone to scream for her. / Bellatrix's POV. Horror. PLEASE HEED WARNINGS INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2021 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., Walden M. - Complete
Pale, Quiet, and Perfect by Arianna Waters reviews
She loves him, and he abandons her. Or rather, he and the others make her leave. Still, she has a piece of him with her to remember him by. A crazy!Merope story. (Please see the warnings at the top.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2021 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
memories burn like whisky by lannistersdebt reviews
Grief is a complex thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2021 - Draco M., Minerva M., Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
It looks as though you're letting go by NeonDomino reviews
Lucius has always known what to expect from his life. He wasn't prepared for emotions to get in the way of those plans and complicate things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2021 - [Ted T., Lucius M.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Wilting Flowers by Butterflies765 reviews
Merope drops one of Morfin's marbles in the empty waterway, and there are consequences. There are always consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2021 - Marvolo G., Merope G., Morfin G.
Tale by Herochick007 reviews
Lucius owns a bookshop prided on having the rarest books. Hermione is looking for a story she remembers from her childhood, one passed down generation after generation. Will Lucius find this long lost story or will Hermione be left without it? For Shy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Marriage Advice by NeonDomino reviews
When James and Regulus get married, they didn't count on Sirius. Jamulus (James/Regulus) with a bit of Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2021 - [James P., Regulus B.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Marauder's Map by NeonDomino reviews
When Remus' crew start a mutiny, he makes sure they don't get their hands on the treasure map. But when he's saved by the crew of a rival ship, he's a little more willing to share it. Wolfstar. Pirate!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2021 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Ignite by MoonytheMarauder1 reviews
...or, five times Percy didn't know who was under the mask, and one time he did. Perciver Spiderman!AU. For Liza.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2021 - [Percy W., Oliver W.] - Complete
Needles and Thorns by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
On the inside of Blaise's wrist, there is a compass etched in silver ink. Juniper berries decorate the nape of Theo's neck. Pretty pictures that mark who your soul could love, if given the chance, are not supposed to be so complicated to understand; Blaise and Theo do love to complicate things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2021 - [Blaise Z., Theodore N.] Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Wicked Game by NefariaBlack reviews
"Nagini observed the couple with her great yellow eyes. Her Master's mood had been uncharacteristically happy for these last few weeks, and all she knew was that it somehow related to these two creatures." Nagini, and the first time she faces competition for her Master's attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., Nagini - Complete
Waiting for Draco by Herochick007 reviews
Ginny's got a crush on Draco Malfoy, a bad one. She waits outside the common room, but someone is tired of seeing her waiting for someone who will never love her. Can Ginny realize that maybe Draco isn't the wizard for her? Gfit fic for Shy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2020 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Happy Days by DashFnanz reviews
Molly looks around her kitchen and smiles. Charlie and Bill are still playing outside, and Percy and the twins are playing inside, and Ron is safe as can be with his father. There's no better joy she can have in her life than this—her whole family here with her, safe and whole and loved. Slice of life featuring all the Weasleys; family fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Molly W., Arthur W.] Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Killing For You by Herochick007 reviews
Hermione meets a man on a dating website that uses your search history to find matches. She's a murder writer and he's... well, she hasn't found anything he's written, but he does go the same sites about murder as she does. What happens when Hermione's stalker of an ex shows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2020
Cupboard Confessions by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
Where James went, Regulus went. That was the deal they had made, long ago, when Regulus came to the door of the castle, asking for refuge with the side he had fought against for so long. If he was to live in the Kingdom, then he was to prove his loyalty by protecting the Prince. It was not a deal he would have made if he knew how insufferable James was. Or how easy he was to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2020 - [Regulus B., James P.] - Complete
Daily Influences by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
Raising Harry was never going to be an easy task, but it's made much easier when Sirius doesn't have to handle all the ridiculous, hilarious, troublesome parts of it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P. - Complete
Gilderoy Lockhart's Faithful Admirer by DashFnanz reviews
Gilderoy breathes in. "I'm sorry, is that a flirtation?" The beautiful man bites his lip silently. "You know why we can't, darling," Gilderoy says regretfully. "We have too many obstacles keeping us apart. Our love must remain a forbidden one." Featuring Gilderoy Lockhart and his lookalike lover, a mysterious letter, and a very annoyed Severus Snape. Comedy with crack-ish elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Severus S., Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Corded Magic by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
A first kiss should be...uncomplicated. SS/HG HEA...Always. Ron Bashing-as ever. One shot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Little More Alive, Far Less Lost by MGL Dramione Lover reviews
After Draco's post-war trial, he finds himself attending his 8th year at Hogwarts with Hermione. As remorse and acceptance replace anger and hate, the old enemies begin a friendship that sparks into much more than they ever hoped for. Hermione's goal as Head Girl is to banish old prejudices and unite the school while Draco's only wish is to become a man worthy of her love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,162 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 6/13/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Becoming the Marauders by NeonDomino reviews
Moony is Padfoot's nemesis. Every good super-villain has one. But when another villain comes along and almost kills his super-hero, Sirius vows revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2020 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Untethered by MoonytheMarauder1 reviews
Sometimes, the simplest of words are the hardest to get out. Luckily, Roxanne has someone who is willing to listen—and even better, someone who understands. Percy&Roxanne platonic fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2020 - Percy W., Roxanne W. - Complete
The Secret by suliswrites reviews
Hermione shares a secret fantasy with Lucius. Shameless filth with a side of romance. Lucius' POV. A gift for the lovely Minervas Revenge, based on the prompt: "Tell me a secret."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/23/2020 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Knee Socks by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione is trying to brainstorm ideas to seduce the object of her affections - Remus Lupin. Only, she quickly realizes that her parchment is enchanted. Whoever Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are they are quite keen to help her with her task. Afterall, they know Remus better than anyone, you could say. Oneshot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/1/2020 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Marauders - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,704 - Reviews: 13870 - Favs: 14,073 - Follows: 5,627 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 40541 - Favs: 9,159 - Follows: 5,356 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
101 Uses for Polyjuice by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
The world's oldest profession has just been updated. Collection of stories about the polyjuice brothel. (rated M as a precaution)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2015
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
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The Best Offer reviews
Bunch of Drabbles and Stories from prompts won at Auction or I have manic deadlines. Some will be short, some will be long, very long. Chapter 53:Narcissa just wants to fit in or have her magic make an appearance, one or the other will do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 95,773 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 8/4/2021 - Narcissa M.
Thirty-Day Spring reviews
A place for drabbles and stories filled with romance, angst, and probably a lot of longing. All written for the Spring Funfair. There will be many pairings. EWE. If the filters brought you here go to: Chapter 33: Blaise ruminates on an old relationship as he acts as best man for Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,980 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/3/2021 - [Blaise Z., Daphne G.]
The hasty and the tardy meet at the ferry reviews
Dolohov has the job of ferrying souls to the Underworld after one little mistake and now that mistake is about to come back to haunt him. Greek!AU Crack!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2023 - Hermione G., Antonin D. - Complete
Say a prayer and let the good times roll reviews
Angel!AU Demon!AU Hermione and Draco work together, case by case, as the angel and devil on your shoulders. Join them on a typical work day for them as they try to keep numbers balanced in the age old battle of good vs. evil. Not Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2023 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm meaner than my demons reviews
Hermione is taken captive so her powers can't be exploited, but she's not going to help anyone who has taken everything from her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Antonin D. - Complete
We've been through days of thunder reviews
Lucius and Narcissa arrive home after a tough day at the Ministry, but Lucius' hard day isn't over yet... Written for Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2023 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Long, Hot Summer reviews
Various romance fics with various pairings written over summer. Some fluff, some angst. Chapter 3: Hermione's taking Sirius to her grandmother's birthday party at a Muggle pub and she's either going to love him or hate him, time will only tell if he can stop flirting with the bar staff long enough. Rated M for potential future stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2022 - Published: 7/19/2022 - Hermione G., Sirius B., OC
28 Days Has February reviews
A bunch of one-shots written for the Valentine's/Palentine's Challenge. Some fluff, some angst. Who knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 75,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2022 - Published: 2/3/2022 - Complete
Born to Die reviews
Pain – physical or otherwise – was not something James Potter was familiar with. When Regulus, Sirius' brother, turned up on their doorstep one stormy evening, soaked to the core, James knew he was about to experience every bit of pain he'd avoided all his life. Muggle!AU Lana Del Rey's Born to Die used as inspiration. Rated M for potential dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2021 - [James P., Regulus B.] [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Family is Everything
What does a person desire when they appear to have everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2021 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Before the Magic reviews
Hermione likes to go camping once a year, by herself. Sirius would like to know why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2021 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Wisdom of the Stars reviews
Sirius is searching for his place in the world by way of astrology. Hermione's having none of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2021 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I like my tea in a mug reviews
Lucius Malfoy needs his library cataloguing and Hermione Granger seems like a reasonable choice that would keep the Ministry happy. Reading the books was never part of the plan though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2021 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Hermione G. - Complete
Cared for, but not played reviews
Once upon a time, before he was a husband and a father, Lucius Malfoy played the piano... and then he didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2021 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
We don't even argue anymore reviews
Sirius and Hermione seem to be like two passing ships in the night... written for QLFC round 10
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2021 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Let The People Gossip reviews
Hermione gets some unlikely company on a quiet balcony, which turns into a shared retaliation over a secret kept by their loved ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2021 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Voldemort's Mobile Phone reviews
Crack!Fic. Hermione is tired of the crossed wires over when attacks should be taking place and Voldemort is not an easy enemy to get hold of. It's time he had a mobile phone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2021 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Free Will Means Choice
What if the Greek gods and goddesses played with magical humans like puppets? What if a god (Ares) plays with a human (Minerva McGonagall) that is not his to play with? Athena won't stand idly by and let this happen, so she's going to play with his human (Tom Riddle/Voldemort). Rules are rules. (Greek Gods/Goddesses!AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2021 - Voldemort, Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I have this song stuck in my head reviews
Sirius has a song stuck in his head and wants the help of his classmates to help him remember what it's called. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Horace S. - Complete
Two Worlds reviews
Hermione visits an art gallery to escape from life for a few precious moments only to bump into an old adversary, who has some surprising views on art. Some one-shots about their friendship developing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 5/24/2021 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Room for One More reviews
'We are two of a kind, you and I,' Sirius said. 'This is not a healthy friendship, you know' Hermione replied. A bunch of Hermione/Sirius one-shots that make up a bigger story. EWE and everyone lives. Romance but not...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 4/12/2021 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
The Wrong Question reviews
Sirius talks to his only friend in the whole world before going to Hogwarts – the ghost of his great-great-great uncle Sirius Black. Written for QLFC Round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2021 - Sirius B. - Complete
You Deserve a Choice reviews
What if The Malfoys see something that mean they let the trio escape from Malfoy Manor... Soulmates!AU. Written for THC Round 9
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/14/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Kreacher Loved His Master reviews
What if Kreacher saved Regulus? Written for THC Round 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2021 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Like Clockwork reviews
Daphne sees Draco struggling after Astoria's death and begins to pay him a visit every day. Written for The Houses Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2021 - Draco M., Scorpius M., Daphne G. - Complete
Words That Haunt You reviews
It felt like death had a grip on Andromeda's heart, but it was never for her, only the people she loved. Written for The Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2021 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] [Remus L., N. Tonks] - Complete
Worried About the Books reviews
Hermione needs a moment to process the battle they've just survived and seeks out her favourite place in Hogwarts. Written for THC Round 7
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2021 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Plans and Ambition and Magic reviews
Minerva said yes to Dougal McGregor, but did she follow her heart too quickly. She reflects on her answer as she talks to her mother. Written for THC Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2021 - Minerva M., Isobel mG. - Complete
A Problem Shared reviews
Sometimes Draco and Harry have an understanding to check in on each other when one is having a problem; to ask the other for a sympathetic ear while one drinks away his bad mood. Written for QL Round 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2021 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Thing to Hide reviews
Keeping a secret can be draining. Written for THC Round 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Reconstruction of Millicent Bulstrode
Millicent, as an adult, looks back on her life, and thinks about how she can be a better person after meeting George Weasley. She'd really like to be better for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2021 - [George W., Millicent B.] - Complete
Clean Air reviews
Sirius has reached his limit of what he can take from his mother. Drabble written for THC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2021 - Sirius B. - Complete
No Prince Charming reviews
Sirius Black likes to push Hermione Granger's buttons. Until he takes it too far. 'Something There' from Beauty and the Beast is used as inspiration for The Quidditch League FanFiction Competition. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/24/2021 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
West Coast reviews
Hermione invites Lucius to spend the day with her when she goes for her weekly visit to Blackpool to reminisce about her childhood. EWE/Lumione One-Shot. Romance heavy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2021 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Second Chances reviews
After breaking up with Ron and leaving her job at the Ministry, Hermione agrees to a girls' night out. Never would she have believed it would change her life so drastically that she would agree to help the Malfoys rehabilitate Rabastan Lestrange (who has no memories of who is or what he did). But everyone deserves a second chance, right? (EWE and everyone lives!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/18/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Rabastan L. - Complete
Not Your Family reviews
Sirius sat up, his hands patting at his chest and ribs. He wasn't breathing. Why wasn't he breathing? Why didn't he need to breathe! "Sirius!" "Shut up, Reg—" Scrambling to his knees, Sirius stared at his brother sitting on his bed. "Regulus?" A Black family reunion in the afterlife. THC - Round 5 Standard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2021 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
Omitting the Truth
A turning point in Antonin Dolohov's youth has him making a choice. Written for THC - Round 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2021 - Antonin D. - Complete
Recovery reviews
Harry is stuck thinking about his past, unsure how he can move forward without some answers. Written for QLFC Season 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2021 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Glued reviews
"Yes," Draco snapped, "Glued. Bonded. Stuck. Cemented. Pasted. Bound. Would you like me to use any other words to describe our predicament?" Written for the Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort's Coffee Mug reviews
Voldemort is out of coffee. Who is going to refill his mug? Crack!Fic. Don't bother coming in if you want something canon. Honestly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Every Thursday reviews
How do you move on when that brief fling ends up being the love of your life? You stay away from them...until, one day, they turn up in a place you least expect. Written for The Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Who We Are reviews
Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy reflect on who they are as parents on Draco's wedding day. Written for The Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2021 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
He Needs You reviews
Harry's love is getting married to someone else. He sits wallowing in the Leaky Cauldron when someone unexpected comes to persuade him to go to the wedding. For Silver Renaissance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2021 - Harry P., Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
You'll Be Okay reviews
Returning to complete his final year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy finds himself sharing a table in the library with Luna Lovegood. He soon finds himself returning every week as she seems to offer something he'd been lacking- friendship. Written for The Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2021 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Creeping Around reviews
Hermione's currently creeping around Grimmauld Place, building up the courage to ask Sirius a question. Written for The Houses Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2021 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
My Bloody Hero reviews
Hermione is trying to get away from a very persistent Cormac McLaggen when she bumps into an unlikely saviour in Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2021 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Pear Tree reviews
Hermione wakes up to a partridge in a pear outside her home on Christmas morning. And so the 12 days of Christmas begins from an unknown sender. Gift fic for DarylDixon'sgirl1985.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Forgetting Something reviews
Tonks has forgotten something. Something about Remus Lupin's birthday. Or has she? Written for The Houses Competition, Round 1 - Introducing Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Cabin for Two reviews
Draco and Harry are tired of Hermione and Lucius arguing whenever they're in the same room and decide to do something about it by way of a cruise and a shared cabin. Can't run away from each other if they're stuck out at sea, not to mention in the same cabin, thanks to some devious booking skills. Muggle!AU. Cruise!AU. One-shot. Rated M for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/2/2021 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Just For Us reviews
Gift Fic for weasleyclock. Five times Hermione gets stuck under Fred's charmed Mistletoe. Five times she gets out if it. Then one time she let's herself get stuck.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
An Autumn to Remember reviews
Here you'll find a collection of OneShots and Drabbles of Hermione and Sirius as I captain HMS Sirimione for my Autumn Challenges/Prompts. We'll pretend 'The Veil' never happened. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/18/2020 - Published: 10/12/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Not Telling Each Other reviews
One-shot. Harry and Ginny's wedding has finally arrived. Neither Hermione or Sirius have dates, but both are still not telling the other how they really feel as they prepare for the big day. No Veil (let's face it, that's my MO these days).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
That's All I Need reviews
Hermione's been suffering with insomnia for the longest time, but had thought she'd kept it hidden. One night Sirius decides enough is enough. (The Veil never happened!) OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/20/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
You Don't Need Saving reviews
OneShot Coffee Shop!AU Hermione Granger has been working two long years in a coffee shop to save up for her year of travelling. When her visa finally comes through, Sirius Black, the regular she's been falling in love with in that time, takes her out to celebrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/9/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Let Me Tell Her reviews
When it's nearly time for Hermione to go back in time, Sirius is struggling with the knowledge of what she'll see when she gets there. Panic takes hold at the idea she might hate him when she gets back to the present. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Voldemort's Parenting Advice reviews
Crack!Fic. It's the fateful Halloween night Voldemort went to visit the Potters, only to be met with a screaming Harry and two flustered parents. Instead of killing them, he helps with some parenting advice. Of course none of it makes sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort Does HIIT reviews
Crack!Fic. Voldemort has gained a couple of pounds as the Christmas season draws closer, not to mention that all important wedding sharing his birthday celebrations. He's got to look his best. At Narcissa's suggestion, he joins the girls in an exercise class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2020 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Cook Alone reviews
Crack!Fic. Once a year Voldemort (and his followers) and Harry (and his friends) all lay down their wands for a Truce Day. Voldemort cooks for them all, hide & seek is played, war stories exchanged, and promises made for the upcoming year. Absolutely nothing makes sense. What wizarding war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/2/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Mutual Enemies reviews
A devastating attack leaves Hermione and Lucius deeply heartbroken and not sure how to move forward. What happens when two people, who hate each other, combine their strengths to help each other? Post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,748 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/25/2020 - Published: 9/28/2007 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M., Ginny W.
All You Had To Do Was Ask reviews
Draco Malfoy decides to return to Hogwarts to complete his final year, just like Hermione Granger. And while they're not friends, they're not enemies either, until an unexpected accident changes their dynamic. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Late Night Prowls Are the Best Kind reviews
When Hermione wakes up from an exam-related nightmare, the last thing she expected was that to be the easiest part of her night. She should've known better when the Marauders were involved. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2020 - Hermione G., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have You Never Broken a Single Rule? reviews
The Trace has always been a bit of a temperamental piece of magic, which comes in handy for Sirius getting Hermione into trouble. But did he cross a line in their friendship? (Written for a prompt but with Matchmaking the Past in mind.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2020 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
When He's Ill, Run reviews
Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy have become friends over the years, but looking after the man when ill was not something Hermione had in mind. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
This Doesn't Concern You reviews
Hermione and Sirius are getting married. Lily and James have their ideas on the wedding. Sirius loves a good argument, especially when he's not involved. And none of it concerns Hermione, apparently. AU. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Matchmaking the Past reviews
Hermione has managed to get herself thrown back in time, the Marauders' time to be exact. Can she keep James off her and make him fall for Lily while trying to get herself back to her time? And what do Sirius, Remus, and Peter think about this new girl? AU from DH, and partially HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,885 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
See Who I Am reviews
AU. Lucius Malfoy spent so long atoning for the one mistake he could never make right. Hermione Granger forgave him for everything, even the things she didn't know about. That one mistake is now coming back, making Lucius wish he had never let Hermione get so close and he'd told her sooner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,071 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 9/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the OneShots reviews
These are a bunch of one-shots that float around my head from time to time. I thought that I would share. They vary in category with different characters. First one is VERY short. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,668 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/12/2004
Someone To Love reviews
COMPLETE Hermione has sunk into a depression and has more or less cut herself off from the world. So far, Harry hasn't been able to pull her out of the rut.....will someone else be able to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
A Malfoy's Daughter reviews
A follow on one-shot from Life After The Happy Ending. This is the result of a challenge from Peanuts107. Lucius is not happy about his daughter becoming a young lady and no boy is allowed near her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Life After The Happy Ending reviews
A one-shot sequel to A Light in the Darkest Shadow. Just how happy are the wonderful couple after that happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Light In The Darkest Shadow reviews
COMPLETE-Hermione has been kidnapped by Voldemort. He has a plan to get Harry to him through her. In the meantime, Hermione has to stay as Lucius Malfoy's prisoner. Will she manage to breakthrough that cold exterior and escape? WARNING - Lucius can be OOC. Some violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,511 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete