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Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Mass Effect.
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We are Family, We are Normandy by LostintheStatic reviews
The Andromeda Initiative was blindsided by the Reaper war and forced to hide for the duration. Emerging to a galaxy still intact was seen as a miracle, and an opportunity. Now, they will seek to recruit the man that made it possible for the dream live on. Unfortunately for them, that man comes with an entire ship and crew, and he's not going anywhere without them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 9/25 - [Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni] Alec R.
I Am Not Like You by Etimire T reviews
Matt Smith has just finished filming the first half of season seven in Doctor Who and can't wait to spend some time with his family; however, destiny has other plans. As he's driving home, Matt runs into (literally) a man who looks exactly like him and claims to be the Doctor. Loosely, I'll follow season 5. I'm counting Matt as OC because he obviously isn't on the character list.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,250 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, OC
In Another Time by Aliyah-Shalom-David34 reviews
'Everytime I fall asleep, I wake up in the Mass Effect universe!" Anna is a 15 year old, trying to live a semi-normal life. But everything changes when she wakes up on Virmire, right in the middle of the fight. Now she must convince Shepard that she's from the past and it's all a video game. Now in ME2. The cover pic is Joker and Anna, done by yours truly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,099 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] [OC, Joker]
Two are better than One by Lord of comms reviews
Cute Samantha Traynor meets the renegades Jane and Jennifer Shepard to learn how to fire a gun and what's necessary to stand a galactic war. Dealing with the freaks include smut and strong language. Specialist is becoming a little "junior" marine. The story does not follow the events in ME 3. Partially AU with clones and new discoveries.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 146,261 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Samantha T., Shepard (F)] Joker, Liara T'Soni
What We Deserve by ToryTigress92 reviews
AU after Death in Heaven. The Doctor refused to kill the Mistress and now all three are stuck in an uneasy truce as they travel between universes in the search for Gallifrey. As Clara mourns, the Doctor and Missy begin a new game. Can Clara avoid being sucked into this millennia-old battle, and what surprises lie in wait if she fails? Twissy/Whouffaldi/Missfle/Twisswald.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,579 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [The Master, Clara O., 12th Doctor] Osgood
Star Wars: Top Gear by Agamar Rules The Galaxy reviews
Tonight, Hobbie Klivian tests out Incom's latest X-wing model! Wes Janson and Tycho Celchu build a light freighter from scratch! And our tame racing pilot tries public transit!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Derek K./Hobbie, T. Celchu, W. Janson
It's Complicated by Misswhoviangirl reviews
Clara messes up the Doctor's regeneration causing him to change back to his 10th form confusing the TARDIS so he's stuck on earth till she recognizes him but soon the friendship turns romantic changing everything between them but as she tries to juggle two guys she's forced to look into the past as well as her heart & make a choice, stay with Danny or go with the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,187 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/8/2014 - 10th Doctor, Ian C., Clara O., Danny P. - Complete
No More Gallifreys by keita52 reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets a call from the Illusive Man asking for his help against the Reapers. Having no idea what the crazy man was talking about, he nonetheless decides to investigate. The Reapers are exactly the sort of thing he'd like to stop - but can he work with a soldier like Shepard?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,352 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 12/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Samara
The Infinity Effect by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering a Precursor artifact, the UNSC Infinity and the Sangheili Shadow of Intent are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined: the Reapers. Alliances are founded, friendships are formed, and decisions are made that will change this galaxy forever.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 309,896 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Autonomy by Heat in Freezing reviews
The war is over. After over thirty years in the armed services, John retires to the outer colonies with a newly human Cortana. John must learn how to live as a man instead of simply a Spartan, all he has ever known how to be. AU and human!Cortana.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,192 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Cortana, Master Chief/John-117] [Kelly-087, Fred-104]
Halo 4: A Rip in Time by SuperGenX reviews
The Chief has defeated the Didact, and Cortana sacrificed herself to save him. But is she really dead? Transported back to the year 2020, Cortana joins forces with a Hacker and his friends from the past to try and return to the future. Meanwhile in the future, the Master Chief must try to continue on after the loss of his closest friend. Rated M for Strong Language and Action.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by CaitlinJ9831 reviews
As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew over 300 years are pulled back to the ship and are forced to live in close quarters and get along while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald and Adam Mitchell. [Improves With Age]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 500 - Words: 906,395 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
The Mass Effect and the Speed Force Vol I: the Brave and the Bold by dark dhampir reviews
While chasing some pirates through a modified Mass Relay, Shepard and her friends wind up in Twenty-first Century Central City. What will they do? Recruit the Commander's childhood hero, what else? Part I of II.
Crossover - Flash & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Shepard (F)
Clara Who? by TimeLordPrime reviews
What if Clara Oswald was never who she thought she was? What if she had always been more, so much more, than just an ordinary girl? What if Clara had yet another much more important secret, and it was one that was far more explosive then her echoes? It's a secret that once it's discovered will change both her and the Doctor's lives forever. Clara who? Or what? An ongoing series!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,441 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] Idris, TARDIS
Falling Softly by SquirrelWho reviews
The Doctor turned himself human to escape the creatures hunting him. Amy and Rory are supposed to keep him safe, but what are they supposed to do when he falls in love with a woman they thought only existed in his dreams? Is she real or a trap to lure the Doctor out?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., Tony T., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Watching the Harsh Truth by LadyofStarClan reviews
When Clara, Danny, Amy, Rory, Martha, Mickey, Wilfred, Donna, Jackie, Rose, and maybe some others of your choice are taken to a weird place with a TV, they are to watch the harsh truth about the Doctor, the Time Lords, and Gallifrey. Watch as the Doctor's and the Time Lord's biggest secrets are revealed before them! If you want me to incorporate a rumor, just review and tell me!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,341 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 11/22/2014
Who Is Clara Oswald? by TimeLordPrime reviews
Just who is Clara Oswald really? Could it be that the Doctor never actually figured out her true mystery after all? What is the true secret of Clara Oswald and how will it bring the Doctor's entire world crashing down around him? Set in an AU version of Dark Water and based on my own speculation about Death in Heaven so don't read this if you haven't already seen it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,977 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Osgood
Living The Dream by TimeLordPrime reviews
This is an ongoing sequel to The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of. Even as Amy Pond has been reunited with the Doctor and finally gets to live out her dream life with him at last, a terrible accident forces the Doctor to make a decision that will have major repercussions on Amy and Clara's lives in order to save them from the Daleks. And that's only the start of Amy's adventures!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, Clara O., 11th Doctor, Susan F.
In Which by OnyxvanGem reviews
A series of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey unrelated or semi-related Crack!one-shots from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. Featuring OC!everyone! Enjoy, sweeties! Warning: some stories may be slightly more mature, but I'm going to try to stay PG13.XD
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 43,793 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
One Stupid Potion by LadyofStarClan reviews
When the Master enters from a mysterious crack, the Doctor's life becomes more complicated, but when the Doctor accidently asks for a redo, the Rani comes in with a green elixir. What does it do? And why does it change all three Time Lords into children when it exploded on them? Turns into a kid!fic. Takes place in the Stolen Earth.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 11/28/2014 - 10th Doctor, The Master, The Rani
Watching Doctor Who by QueenoftheBlackOrder reviews
THIS WILL BE REWRITTEN IN A DIFFERENT FORMAT. Sorry for those who really liked this version, I might still leave it up because this story remains one of my most popular ones.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014
You'll Be In My Heart by Ruth Joyce reviews
The twelfth Doctor goes to visit his old friend Sarah Jane Smith, but accidentally arrives on the one day he didn't want to see. A tribute to Liz Sladen. Rated K plus for grief.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 9/16/2014 - 12th Doctor, Luke S., Sarah Jane S., Sky S./Sparky - Complete
How to Be a Woman by FlashLight1 reviews
Tony accidentally has sex with Loki, and to his dismay, gets turned into a female version of himself. What's worse is that Loki also took the liberty of turning his AI into a human being. They separate from the team for a moment, but sooner or later they will find out about the changes. Another problem is that Jarvis is fucking hot, and Tony now has female hormones.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,440 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis
Stranded by waytoomanyfandoms reviews
What happens when group of actors meet up with their characters? This is the sequel to "A Day in the Lives of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson"! (fandoms: sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, merlin, avengers, star trek, harry potter, torchwood, and pirates of the Caribbean)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
Impossible by Bipbop-dipdop reviews
Who said the impossible was impossible? Reunion fic!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,049 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Into the Void by Kenneth Whit3 reviews
When the Long Night of Solace was destroyed by the most advanced piece of equipment ever jury-rigged by man, it took one of the last Spartan-II's with it. On the other side of that void, Jorge-052 found an unfamiliar universe and a terrifying new enemy, but Commander Shepard found a powerful ally and a new hope for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Illusive Man, Harbinger, Shepard (M)
How to Tell Your Best Mate You Fancy Her by Blackbetsirose reviews
What the title says.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2015 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
TRANSFORMATION, Part I: Going Home by Old Gamer reviews
Post-Synthesis Adventure: The Crucible has been fired with far reaching effects, but the side effects of Shepard's choice were not foreseen by anyone, with one in particular having consequences on a galactic scale! Rated 'M' for some content, but generally 'T', AND it contains series spoilers. Bioware owns all, except the OC characters and AU events, which are very much mine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 293,723 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] [Samantha T., OC] - Complete
Allons-y Impossible Girl by LyliLovexxxxx reviews
Rose doesn't want to travel with the Doctor after he regenerates, so he takes to going around alone until he meets one of Clara's echo's in a bar one night. She becomes his companion and they go on the adventures together, but it seems there may be more to Clara Oswald then even she realises.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,764 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - 10th Doctor, Clara O.
Trapped! by Green217 reviews
When Donna Noble gets fired from her job, all she wants to do is get home. Unfortunately for her, she becomes trapped. On an elevator. With an alien, an immortal, and a girl who wears WAY too much pink. She really should have taken the stairs... But is there something else going on here? Just who trapped this group? All shall be revealed inside! T for Jack. Elevator AU!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - 9th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Rose T.
Our Nanny Went to Outer Space by Artdirector123 reviews
What if Clara from the normal doctor who universe got switched with one from a universe where she's the nanny to toddler versions of the 11th and 12th doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., 12th Doctor
Voiceless It Cries by Elhini Prime reviews
He used to have a family. A father, a mother, and two brothers. His mother died in an accident, his elder brother betrayed him and left him silenced, his father was now on the run and his mentor is dead. But how can you tell others what really happened when you have no voice? Well...Anon's going to figure that out. Anon's POV through his creation, Evolution and his re-rezzing.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Jordan C./Flynn, Kevin Flynn] Anon, Clu 2
The Dalek Adventures of Oswin Oswald by Othellia reviews
Amy's final goodbye letter is worded a bit differently, prompting the Doctor to cross his own timestream and rescue Oswin Oswald from the Dalek Asylum. However having a Dalek as a companion comes with its own problems. Despite Oswin's claims to still be human can she really divorce herself from her Dalek half? Will the Doctor come to regret his impulsive decision? (Season 7 AU.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - 11th Doctor, Oswin O., Clara O.
Tony's New Suits by MarvelCW reviews
Tony decides to go against Pepper's wishes and build some new suits, and it doesn't go well. (Implied Pepperony). Enjoy!(A bit of Tony!Whump)(Bruce/Tony)Science Buddy Bromance. Set in: The new *Avenger's Tower* in New York City. Clint,Natasha,Bruce,Tony, Pepper,Thor,Rhodey,Steve, and Obidiah Stane all included. T for mild language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Lost and Found: The Noble Six Chronicles (Read Most Recent Chapter!) by RichardHusky reviews
Beginning one week before the events of Halo: CE, Noble Six has managed to survive through his survival skill and his keen aim, albeit overwhelmed by shellshock and the loss of his squad. Roused to his feet by a voice with no face, Six is now on a new mission; A personal vendetta to take the fight back to the Covenant. If it were so easy... (Cover is pencil-drawn by me)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Master Chief/John-117, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six] [343 Guilty Spark, Gravemind]
Some are Lost, Others are Found by DaisyPotter7926 reviews
This is the story of how Rose Tyler returned to the life that she thought was lost. It all began when a mysterious little blue letter found it's way into her universe. Now reunited, they share the most amazing adventures together. But something goes awry along the way. The Doctor is on a tyrant and Rose is captured. Will he be able to save her? Series 6-7 Reunion! Completed
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,421 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Titulum Peccati by Ehanu Rehu reviews
The universe is a big place. Thousands of light-years still awaiting exploration, keeping secrets unknown to the rest of Council space. The Reapers were proof of that, as much as the Council is loathe to admit it. But there are yet secrets that even the Reapers, or their masters, the Leviathans know about. Even the apex races can be surprised. UNDER HIATUS
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Reunion by General Rhapsodos reviews
Doctor/Romana. Romana, after returning to Gallifrey on the final day of the war is sent back to Earth where she becomes a completely new person, now, along with Torchwood 3, will she Reunite in time with the Doctor to help stop the Daleks, or will she not... but still end the Daleks, duh. AU. Starts during The Stolen Earth. First of the Then and Next series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [10th Doctor, Romana III, 11th Doctor] Jack H. - Complete
The TARDIS Family by 10Blue10 reviews
Two Time Lords and three Time Ladies - parents, godparents, and a little girl eager for adventure. She gets her wish in the form of a mystery surrounding Clara Oswald, the Impossible Girl. The TARDIS family will reunite with old friends, even some that were once thought lost forever, and face an old enemy hellbent on destroying the Doctor and everything he holds dear.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 132,856 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
Generated anomalies have feelings too by Lostinfic reviews
A simple and sweet fic about an impossible girl and a generated anomaly falling in love. Jenny's quest to find her dad leaves her stranded on Earth where she meets Clara. When winter comes and Jenny's ship isn't enough to keep her warm at night, Clara gives her shelter unbeknownst to the Maitland family.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Clara O. - Complete
Grounded by madefrommagic reviews
What happens when Amy decides to take control of the situation?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
TARDIS reunion by Hediru reviews
Inspired by "3 Doctors 9 Companions What Could Possibly Go Wrong" but not intended to steal that story's plot with respect to the author. What happens when multiple Doctors and their companions end up on the TARDIS together? Adventure, silliness, and some romantic issues need to be sorted out. Rose/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,443 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
A New Battleground by AlphaGuardian reviews
The remains of Team NOBLE go MIA during their mission to deliver The Package to the Pillar of Autumn. They find themselves staring down the singular threat to another galaxy: the Collectors. Follow Six as she teams up with Commander Shepard to destroy the Collectors and the Reapers. (Part 2 is up! Go look for it.)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,260 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Cortana, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (M) - Complete
Punchline by Eponymous Rose reviews
The Mother of Invention hasn't shown up for a scheduled rendezvous. The Freelancers are stuck drifting in a Pelican with nothing but time to kill. Thus begins the Inaugural Project Freelancer Terrible Joke Competition.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
SMITH AND OSWALD by WhouffleGurl.02 reviews
When sisters Clara and Oswin Oswald move into the suburbs of london, they're quickly rushed into a world of danger, secrets, and newfound friendship. Nobody is as they seem, and nobody can be trusted. *Souffez, Ten/Rose, Ponds, and other ships are involved.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Oswin O., Clara O.
The Doctor and The Claras by Planet of the Deaf reviews
Clara has a new rival for the affection of The Doctor - herself! A multi Clara story with Eleven, following directly on from Time of The Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,325 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - 11th Doctor, Oswin O., Clara O. - Complete
Surfin' Shepard by ArchLucie reviews
A Renegade MShep finds the song "Surfin' Bird" (i.e. from the Family Guy episode), and it instantly becomes his favorite song. He proceeds to torture the Normandy crew with incessant replays. T-plus for a few curse words and an overall Troll!Shepard. Runs from Mass Effect 1 to post Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Answer Lies Beneath Us by DuckieBubbles reviews
When GLaDOS discovers some interesting truths about her past from Doug Rattmann, she gathers some old friends to form an unlikely group to go on a mission to find the answers GLaDOS yearns for. ((Caveline shipping. Androids. Rated T because I'm paranoid.))
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Doctor Who - The Massive Effect by efhb1994 reviews
[OBSELETE] - There's an ancient legend in the universe which has surpassed everything, lived on from generation by generation. The legend of the Doctor, which has influenced the Galaxy. From the ancient Krogans of Tuchanka to the founding of the Citadel Council. He's now needed more than ever as the Reaper War begins. Question is, can the insidiout plot behind it all be prevented?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,386 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Jack H., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Shepard (M)
Now THAT Was A Joke! by The Brod Road reviews
After being pranked by some Normandy crew members, Jeff Moreau decides to live up to his nickname's namesake, so to speak... During ME3. Light Joker/EDI goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Joker, EDI]
Field Trip by Haely Potter reviews
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but when Rose sees a man steal a little girl's drink in a museum, and for the little girl then hide, she had to find out what was going on. She just didn't expect the universe to be ending.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Bricolage by OLD PROFILE - still beta-ing reviews
Now it may be hard to take down or kill with portals, but the Handheld Portal Device has it's own merits, especially with those long claws of its...A more violent and different end to Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Presenting Doctor Who! by BowTiesAreCool01 reviews
The Doctor and all his friends and companions are stuck in a room. They are forced to watch his life story since his ninth incarnation. What will happen when Jack and River are stuck in a room together. Why not read to find out. Summary sucks I know. Crossover between Doctor Who/SJA/Torchwood. Just give it a try R&R please. MULTI-CHAPTER. Rated T just to be safe
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,031 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Clara O.
An Adventure Through Time And Space by Relena Duo reviews
The Doctor has been captured and the Earth is in need, old friends of the Doctor unite with the new ones to rescue him. Reunion fic. Features: 11th Doctor, Captain Jack, Martha, Amy, Rory, Clara, Sarah-Jane and many more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Raising Amelia by Twofer reviews
Five Minutes turned into twelve years, and what happens next could change everything. A continuation of 'Five Minutes'. The Doctor has little Amelia...now what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 460,357 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Spoilers by JessieWills reviews
Set after 'The Name of the Doctor'. The Doctor goes to visit River after the events of that day but is shocked by what he discovers when he arrives at Stormcage. It will all make sense as it goes along, hopefully! Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,934 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Watching Your Own Life- Series 1 by A Travelling Fangirl reviews
The Tardis locked River, Rose, The Ponds, Tenny, Eleven, Mickey and Jack in the same room to watch their 'life documentary' (Doctor Who) starting from the episode 'Rose.' LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS of Rose/Doctor at the first couple of chapters. And River might be pushed away a bit, but everything turns better. Dont own Doctor Who or its charries. *indefinite hiatus-but very soon*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., 11th Doctor
A Trio of Time Lords by LizzeXX reviews
11/OC -Time Lady- The Doctor and his Link, Evy, have survived Lake Silencio and begun their greatest adventure yet, parenthood. How will things work with their son, LJ, tagging along? What will they get into when LJ's older self, the Captain, pops up? How will they all deal with the loss of the Ponds and discovering their impossible companion? Sixth in the Lunar Cycle.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 265,882 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [11th Doctor, OC] - Complete
A Day in the Lives of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson by waytoomanyfandoms reviews
Some of your favorite actors assemble as they take on the streets of London as their characters. What could possibly go wrong? (Includes actors from: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Avengers, Merlin, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Star Trek, and possibly more…) (i do not own the logos in the cover photo i just put them together)
Crossover - Sherlock & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
After the Rain by DramaGeek reviews
Being consistently bad at time (especially for a Time Lord) the Doctor arrives to pick up Clara in the wrong moment and walks in on her in bed with someone.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Good Medicine by AvengerGal reviews
Eleven is regenerating. The TARDIS knows just what he needs, and takes him to see his reward before Eleven dies. This trip brings both sadness and satisfaction. (Written before the 50th Anniversary.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Clara O. - Complete
Tag! You're It! by biomechanical reviews
Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
The Fifth Psychiatrist by gahlifre reviews
Twelve years and four psychiatrists. Well actually, there were five, but Amy Pond doesn't think she should mention him. Because even though she hasn't seen her Raggedy Doctor for years, something in his eyes looks the same- she's just seen them in a blue suit and Converse. Previous one-shot, now including two bonus chapters!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
100 days of Tony Stark Madness by shadowsontherun reviews
As the Avengers start to learn how to live together nothing will prepare them for the chaos that follows in the footsteps of Tony Stark. Watch how one man skillfully drives an elite crime fighting team of superheroes completely insane. He's got a suit, a hulk and a brain used for depravity that knows no bounds. Be prepared to laugh till your heart stops.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
The Beginning of a Family by LizzeXX reviews
11/OC -Time Lady- The Doctor is in for the adventure of his lives. His Link, Evy, a Time Lady, is pregnant. His companion might be as well. How will he deal with this on top of the mystery of who River Song is and the threat of the Silence and Lake Silencio hanging over him? Will Evy and the child even survive? Fifth in the Lunar Cycle.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 180,796 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - [11th Doctor, OC] - Complete
Female of the Species by Bella The Strange reviews
The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,718 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Harbinger - Complete
Captain Jack and the Chores by rosexknight reviews
What happens on the nights Captain Jack Harkness has to do the chores, and he THINKS he's alone. Fun little series of oneshots. I own nothing you recognise.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
A Digital Frontier by rinzlerkitty reviews
Post-Legacy. A newly rebooted Ram must learn to adapt to the new system and take care of a physically and mentally scarred Tron as ENCOM introduces the real world to Kevin Flynn's Digital Frontier.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,985 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Roy Kleinberg, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
The Box Settles The Score by MayFairy reviews
Over the centuries, the TARDIS has been subject to some serious abuse from a certain evil Time Lord. Now in a human body, she and the Eleventh Doctor arrive on the Valiant so that she can deliver some payback in the form of slapping him across the face.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - TARDIS, The Master - Complete
Foiled! by BaconWithRabies reviews
Walter has made his greatest and deadliest invention, but Peter doesn't believe so.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Walter B., Peter B. - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Captain Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout, Heavy, Soldier - Complete
Five Ways The Human Doctor Dies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, includes Martha's Revenge and The Wizard of Oz.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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The Doctor Is In reviews
The Time Lord known as the Doctor has just lost the Ponds in Manhattan. In a bid to lift his spirits, the TARDIS takes him to another universe, one where its inhabitants have never heard of him. But with omnicidal machines threatening the galaxy, it seems the Time Lord will fall back into an old habit he's been trying to shake since that fateful day.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,025 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Susan F., 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Shepard (F)
Welcome to Andromeda reviews
Human nature has been to explore, to expand, to learn more about the universe around us. In 2185, the Andromeda Initiative is heading for the Andromeda galaxy with the intent to do just that, with a unique passenger along for the ride: The first human Spectre... or so he seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6 - Clone Shepard (M), Sara Ryder
A Ship Named Enterprise reviews
While investigating an anomaly near the edge of the Alpha Quadrant, the crew of the Enterprise-D get flung into a conflict greater than they could possibly imagine...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 4/3
The Awakening reviews
Twenty years after the Reaper War, the threat the Reapers posed was thought to have ended. But in truth, the Reapers' defeat merely awakened a far more powerful, and much more evil, force. Now, it's up to what's left of the Normandy crew to band together, and stop him, before he can destroy all that they hold dear.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/30
STATUS: HIRED
On the Citadel, just before activating the Crucible, Commander Shepard is met with an... interesting choice, from an inhuman being. A oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25 - Complete