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10 things about me!!
1. I love to dance
2. I love to read(no dip Sherlock ) http:///.
3. I'm not a mushy mushy love dovey kind of girl
4.i plan to have tons of cool fan fic
5. Fashion is my kryptonite
6.i love emojis
7. Call me Oreo if you like
8.i love drawimg magna and anime
9. Some of my friends call me Joey
11. I can not count to ten
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them into Life's eyes and see how Life likes lemons then!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee.
ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me, one is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my lie, cuz the red one has a knife.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up."
Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."
1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."
2. "What happens?"
3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly
I did not hit you... I simply high fived your face.
Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange
copy and paste!
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9% or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE STUPID DRUG-DOING CREATURE!!! DIE!!!!
THIS IS PAUL. COPY AND PASTE THE
If you've pushed on that (evil) door that said pull or vice versa add this to your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed (or did cry)post this in your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you don't believe in God, please read this. You'll understand why people belive in the Lord Almighty.
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink
Guy: How did you get so beautiful
Guy: Your face must turn a few heads
Guy: Go on dont be shy. Ask me out
Guy: I think i could make you very happy
Guy: What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Guy: Can i have your name
Guy: Want to see a movie
Guy: i am gods gift to women
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"
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