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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Tv Shows.

10 things about me!!

1. I love to dance

2. I love to read(no dip Sherlock ) http:///.

3. I'm not a mushy mushy love dovey kind of girl

4.i plan to have tons of cool fan fic

5. Fashion is my kryptonite

6.i love emojis

7. Call me Oreo if you like

8.i love drawimg magna and anime

9. Some of my friends call me Joey

11. I can not count to ten

Smoochies! :p

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them into Life's eyes and see how Life likes lemons then!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

We're...freaking...ballet...dancers. You're...a...fridge...with...wings!"

If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee.

ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me, one is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my lie, cuz the red one has a knife.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up."

Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."

1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."

2. "What happens?"

3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly

I did not hit you... I simply high fived your face.

Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange

copy and paste!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9% or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE STUPID DRUG-DOING CREATURE!!! DIE!!!!

THIS IS PAUL. COPY AND PASTE THE
('.')
BUNNY ONTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP
(UU)O
HIM GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!

If you've pushed on that (evil) door that said pull or vice versa add this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed (or did cry)post this in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you don't believe in God, please read this. You'll understand why people belive in the Lord Almighty.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink
Girl: Actullaly i'd rather have the money

Guy: How did you get so beautiful
Girl: I must have gotten your share

Guy: Your face must turn a few heads
Girl: your face must turn a few stomachs

Guy: Go on dont be shy. Ask me out
Girl: Get out

Guy: I think i could make you very happy
Girl: Why? Are you leaving

Guy: What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time

Guy: Can i have your name
Girl: why? dont you already have one

Guy: Want to see a movie
Girl: Ive already seen one

Guy: i am gods gift to women
Girl: god certanily has a weird sense of humor

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"

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Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,114 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Rollercoaster by Blackhawk1234 reviews
Max:Practically raising her sister, Angel, on her own with an abusive ex. Fang: Dark, and alone, living with parents that any kid would love to have..But when complete opposites come together will they have the power to survive?FAX, no wings. Try it plz.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,788 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Man Hunt by TheKatThatGotAway reviews
Getting a sack over your head and then getting thrown in the back of a van was not what I had planned for a Friday night. The rules were simple. We're placed in an enormous manor and the only form of escape are the front doors. The catch? Four bloodthirsty killers are on the loose after all of us as well are there traps hidden all around the manor. Fax and Eggy (No wings)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
How I Died by Dr. Bessy reviews
Everything changed when the accident happened ten years before. For years, Max has had to raise her little brother, Ari, up from infantry under the roof of an abusive father who beat her and Ari every night. She survives only because somebody has to take care of Ari. But when a stranger who can take care of Ari comes along, will Max live her life or end it for without purpose?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,626 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Max, Fang, Ari B., Jeb B.
Runaway Home by AnnaMapple reviews
Max doesn't have the best luck when her parents get into a crash and she gets split up with the only family she has, everything is completely wrong in her life up until she runs away... No wings... Will be slight FAX further on
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 40,116 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Max, Fang] Ari B.
He's Famous, She's Not by Aria Ride reviews
Fang. A famous singer in his band, Sinned & Overrated. Max. A normal girl. But here's a twist, their best friends. Since KINDERGARTEN. But when the band gets ONE entire summer off, Fang and Max do a lot of catching up. Which fortunately, doesn't really sound so bad...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Guardian Angel by BrakImienia reviews
Max is a naive, innocent person who believes that everyone has a good heart. Fang lives in the world full of hatred, where rapes, drugs and murders happen on bright day. One day faith brings them together. Max decides to be Fang's Guardian Angel and bring happinness back to his life. She wan't him to see that there's always a different way...FAX (It's rated T for a reason! )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Our Secret by istudywumbology reviews
Maximum Ride and her two brothers were always different... When she and her brothers were born they were stolen and given bird wings. Now in the 11th grade she meets a new kid named Fang. What she doesn't know is that him and his sisters are also different. What happens when the two families realize that they share the same secret? First story! Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,609 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Max, Fang
Surviving Detention by theWeekendSquared reviews
High school stereotypes collide when the classic nerd, jock, prep, rebel, diva, and outsider get shunted sideways into their school's twisted version of hell. Unfortunately they'll have to work together to make it out alive. Is being imprisoned together enough to survive detention? (EDIT 9/20: this is my most embarrassing older work... read at your own risk!)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,052 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Complete
Georgia's Brother by banannabee reviews
Fang has a secret. Except for his best friend who found out accidentally, no one even knows what it is. But when Max, his little sister's babysitter, moves in a few streets away, will she figure him out, now that she's more involved in his life than ever? Max's POV. R&R! Fax! Eggy! No wings, AU. Touchy topics. New chapter as of 10/23/15!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella
Age Is Just A Number by LivenLifeUp reviews
Nick Walker: 24 year old English teacher, new to the whole "teaching thing" Maximum Ride: 17 year old senior with an over-protective twin brother and no intention on learning. They fell for one another before year began. And they take the student/teacher relationship to an entirely different level. CURRENTLY EDITING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
A New Beginning by heartofglass99 reviews
Max Ride, 17, and Fang Walker, 18, are both high school students who ran away from their abusive foster parents. After an unlikely meeting between the two, will they manage to stay hidden from the police? While traveling together, how will they handle the inevitable romance developing? Fax! No wings, AU. Minor Eggy/Nazzy. (author formerly MaximumRider99)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 175,689 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Max, Fang] Ella, V. Martinez - Complete
Bless the Music by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
My day, get up, shower and dress, walk to the music store, chop Justin Bieber in half caching the hot employee's eye... oh god, he's coming this way! Hide the remains Max. Max's life ultimately changes after a run in at the music store. Funny. Cute. Tons of Fax. Give it a try!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Crazy in Love by D.D.B chick reviews
I ducked as the knife came flying towards me, just missing my head and getting caught in the wall behind me. "Are you crazy!" I yelled, beyond scared now. She laughed but it wasn't her laugh, it was like she was possessed. This was no longer my wife Lissa. I don't know who this woman in front of me is, but what I do know is that she wants me. Dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Fang, Lissa
Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Past Stories by NerdsxUnite reviews
**adopted!** **Discontinued**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Max, Fang - Complete
None of the Above by maximumridetothemax reviews
Ever since she was little Max has been a tomboy, and now she is put to the test to act as one until she can find her missing father. For the past year and a half, she has gone without anyone noticing. That is, until now. One day after school, Fang finds out her little secret. What will happen? Well let's just say it's rude to walk in on a lady (guy?) changing. AU. ON HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Max, Fang] [Ella, Iggy]
New Hope? (re-write) by feather flyer reviews
"You're different. What happened Max?" he asks sadly. I shake my head. "I'm not the little girl you knew ten years ago. Life is a cruel game and I'm stuck in the middle of it. And sometimes in that game, pieces fall off the table. I'm about to fall Fang. And this time, I don't think I can get back up." "Then I guess I'll have to change the game." And he leans forward and kisses me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Max, Fang] Iggy - Complete
Rap Battles: Single-Round Battles! by heartofglass99 reviews
The Maximum Ride characters get their rap game on and challenge each other in rap battles. WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014
Why? by Illycidas reviews
Three year old Rapunzel is in that lovely stage of child development where she asks questions. About everything. Gothel doesn't really appreciate this curiosity much. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
The Sleeping Girl by Haven26 reviews
Max and Fang have been together for almost 6 years, and they just graduated high school! On their way to a graduation party, tragedy strikes and tears them apart. True love, that gets torn away. What happens? Read and find out! No wings! Definite FAX, maybe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Max, Fang, Lissa, Dylan
Speak to Me, Always by xxsmileyme123xx reviews
" So, wait. Let me get this straight... You think I'm ashamed of you?" Fang nodded sadly looking away. I put hand under his chin lifting his head gently to look at me. " That's impossible... I'm in love with you" Max is a regular girl working at her parents coffee shop, what happens when she meets a guy who can't talk? He finds another way to speak. BETTER THAN SUMMARY KEEP IN MIND
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,499 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Max, Fang
I Am Maximum Ride by BookCritic16 reviews
About a girl who wakes up one more and finds herself in Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
Maximum Ride: A Not So Easy Life by TheKatThatGotAway reviews
Be careful when trying to fix a broken person, for you my cut yourself on their shattered pieces. Max's life has been upside down lately. Her mothers death, her father remarrying, new school, and boys. Yes, BOYS! But in the end, the tragedy that might finish her off happens. Will anyone be there to help pick her up? (No wings) FAX! EGGY! Slight swearing involved! Long Story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 159,516 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella] - Complete
Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mom, Will It Ever Be the Same? - Dance Moms by sweetmeagan23 reviews
When 13 year old dancer Paige falls and hits her head during a trampoline accident, will she ever remember her best friend since she was 2? Find out in the Dance Moms story, "Mom, Will It Ever Be the Same?"
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013
Songs From The Trees by Dot Ride reviews
Max is an abused girl, who sings in the trees of her local park every night. Fang is the popular boy who has it all, but one day hears Max in the park. Will he pursue the songs from the trees, or will he let a life be lost?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,545 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Burning Heart Without A Beat by midnight cresent reviews
That was the first time he ever hit me. He apologized and said it would never happen again. I was stupid to believe him. I was scared of him. Is it normal to be terrified of your boyfriend? Max has been going out with Fang and living a life of hell, what happens when she meets a boy that helps here through her troubles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Max
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by benjamming reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel's Nightmare by feather flyer reviews
One-shot. Angel wakes up crying from a bad dream. Who does she go to for suport?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Max, Fang, Angel, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Words Unsaid by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again? RE-WRITE OF MUTED CANDLE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Max
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Dawn by Pegasus6644 reviews
When the Flock spend the night in Forks, Edward attacks Max, and she transforms into a vampire to avoid death. Meanwhile, the Volturi helps Itex rebuild itself, to attack the Cullens with every means nessisary. Bad summary, but GREAT Story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
New Love For Max? by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Max is dating Sam who abuses her, but when Fang moves in he brings broken hearts, broken bones, and broken relationships. But will a terrible plot destroy both Max and Fang before they figure out their true feelings? not cliche as it may seem, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,274 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Fang Venom Must Die! by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Fang is the king of high school and is now dating the three hottest girls Nudge, Ella, and Bridget. When Max comes she tells them and then helps them get back at him by beaking his heart. But what happens when she starts to fall for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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a selfish sabatoge reviews
Abby and her girls are going to nationals but one by one each of the girls have an accident. Will Abby maintain her title or will she lose for the first time? A dance moms fan fic
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014
Doors reviews
Max is getting abused by Valencia! Reviews highly appreciated!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Complete
a coma of love reviews
While going to a ballet a horrible accident happens that could leave fang waiting or moving on. Fax fax fax! Please read and review want to hear your feedback! 5 reviews for another chapter!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014
Bricks reviews
Max is anorexic. Will the flock find out before its to late? Jax, fax, biggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2014