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Author has written 10 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Cyborg 009, and Metalocalypse.

:01-07-2014:

- Formally known as bowserjr/The Chimbley Sweep/tessafluorescent/ptessadactyl. Being on the site for a decade brings about name changes.

- I absolutely LOVE original characters and I give ever OC themed fanfic a chance. Like, I can't even explain how much enjoyment I get out of young writers being able to create their own character and integrate it into a pre-existing plot. Bonus points if they end up in relationships with any canon peeps, double that if they're self-inserts of the author themselves, triple-dip it if there's a lemon and I explode if there's more than one. What can I say, I like the sexual indulgence fans come up with.

-I haven't written anything since 2010, mostly due to being in college and attempting to be an adult. My main interests that have survived the years are Yu Yu Hakusho, Cyborg 009 / 009 re:cyborg, Metalocalypse, and The Aquabats!. Although its super doubtful that I'll ever revise/continue my old fics, there is a possibility of new ones on the horizon.

-2014 Update: So I recently became infatuated with Persona3, Trigun, and Evangelion, which will hopefully kick me back into making fics n' shit.


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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,627 - Follows: 12,140 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Musician by Vannen Shantel reviews
The Host Club has a new member. Will the pianist affect the group in anyway whatsoever or will the music provided by said person fade into the background with no purpose? Chapter 12 is up (Finally)!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,658 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
The Perfect Weird Couple by SoundzofSilence reviews
An American transfers to Ouran on scholarship since the school accepts one scholarship student per year. She receives an unexpectedly warm greeting, but quickly she finds she is the middle of a tug of war- and she is the teddy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Tangled Up by TFK-fan118 reviews
The cliched coming of age story, starring Draco Malfoy, meets the skeptic mind of his mate. Besides the skepticism, she seems to be quite the dense little witch and she finds him unattractive, swatting away his attempts at affection. What's a Veela to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,041 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M.
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Other President by Potterhead101 reviews
Loosely based on the chapter "The Other Minister," from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Barack Obama's first day in office seems to be the best time of his life, that is, until the President of Magic pays him a visit. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., OC
Drabbles of the Bassist as a Young Man by Space Toaster reviews
Reuploaded with new format A year in the life of a teenage Murderface. Neglect, self-hate, theft and the beginning of love, all in twelve bite-sized drabbles. Rated for language and VERY mild hints of sexuality
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Path to my Heart by PurpleHaze09 reviews
The paths of the heart may shift. Kisa's heart tries to mend, but if feelings for Kaoru return how will she deal with an overprotective Hikaru and what Kyoya has planned for her? All the while Mellisa tries to break from her locked cage. KaoruOC MoriOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,430 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Kaze no Fantasia by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When an injured Jin gets stranded in the ningenkai, he finds himself taken in by a human girl who houses and feeds him while he heals. In return, he teaches the quiet, shy youth to enjoy life again, because we all need to laugh sometimes.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,325 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jin
Just a Little by TormentingAllLemmings reviews
An antisocial young woman is sent to Ouran for her last year of high school, and is found by Hunny. Her normal demeanor is broken down, and what ensues is completely beyond her control. MoriOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,072 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read by Dancing Feather reviews
Gender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Paper Roses by MrsLovettsPies reviews
Hitomi is a girl with nothing extraordinary about her. When she stumbles upon the Host Club one day she gets roped into a world of debts and superfluous costumes. A love square! MorixNekozawaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Mori/Takashi M.
Pronouns by Cherry Champagne reviews
If it looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and sounds like a girl, can Bebe still be a lesbian? BebexMarjorine plus maybe some others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bebe S., Butters S.
Never So Serious by SkyKissed reviews
Post DK. After the Joker is brought in,officer Valentine is assigned to be his "keeper." Unfortunately for Gotham, the two of them seem to have a very different idea. On Hiatus for a bit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,049 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Just For The Year by forgotten-fuyu reviews
Kairi goes to live in Japan with her cousin. She loves to crossdress and meets the Host Club. How long will it take the Host Club to realize Kairi is actually a girl? One already knows, will the others? So much can happen in a year, even in two months.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,120 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007
Babel by silvia x reviews
Katja Goldsmith doesn't know what she's doing in Japan. She doesn't speak Japanese, she doesn't like sushi, and she doesn't know what manga is. Unfortunately for her, however, she's just what the Host Club's looking for.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
Saints and Sinners by Winged Seraph reviews
Meet Angela, assistant coroner for the LVPD and part time serial killer. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it so where does romance fit in? NickOC
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,960 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Nick S. - Complete
Obvious by butterflymind reviews
Coming out is never supposed to be easy. Slash David/Greg
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
So Sue Me: Self Inserts at World's End by Isaviel Snape reviews
A magic compass sends two girls to a world where pirates face extinction and find themselves in the middle of the battle for the open seas and their own freedom. They're mad, coz THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL. R&R MarySueParody WTxOC & JNxOC COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,410 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Will T., James N. - Complete
Something Better by DreamFlight reviews
Annalise may be the daughter of the Pirate King, but she dreams of a very different life. A deal made with Calypso brings not only new adventures, but the return of a certain exCommodore, complicating matters of course. PostAWE, Spoilers, NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - James N. - Complete
Ouran High School Mix Up by Kaoru.and.Hikaru reviews
Hikaru notices Kaoru acting oddly. In the attempt to find out what's wrong he confronts two odd girls and one screwy mix up. HikaxOC KaoxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Love Has No Ending by Mrs.C reviews
Radar falls in love with a lady Lieutenant - Adult subjects.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Radar O. - Complete
Inside Conrad Ecklie by spottedhorse reviews
A look into the most hated guy at the lab. Does he really deserve it? Please don't shoot me for this one;
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Conrad E. - Complete
Riot Girl by chuckinatorrr reviews
She's got tattoos and piercings, and a habit of causing trouble anywhere she goes. Including Ouran. The Host Club can't do anything about it...can they? Rated T for heavy language. REAL CHAP. 3 POSTED
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Probability of Love by Hina Jaganshi reviews
A nameless girl enamored by a cold genius bears her heart as she ponders the meaning of her love. Oneshot. Kaitou-centric. Very short.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kaitou Y. - Complete
Mirrored by aBoOm-Un reviews
It was strange, the way that they were together. Drabble, KisaKonan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Breaking The Surface by Luinuial reviews
He was not afraid of Death, but was he resigned to it? PostAWE, James Norrington fights his way back to the land of the living where he gets another chance at life after he washed up onto the Spanish city of Palma de Mallorca. NorringtonOC. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - James N. - Complete
The Bad Touch by reine Seele reviews
Freddy vs. Jason era, Jasoncentric. Running can only take a girl so far before she has to fight back. Though I'm not exactly sure this is what you would call fighting...more like wrestling...or just sex, y'know. COMPLETE,Language,MF,MC,Nec,Oneshot,PWP
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Graduation by thoth-moon reviews
Or, The Gold Cord. Despite being absent for half the last semester, Shuichi's received Meiou's gold cord. Naturally, Kaito's pissed, and when he finds Shuichi alone, opts for a little revenge.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Kaitou Y., Kurama M. - Complete
A Little Love by Cecelia Pemberly reviews
Young Cutler Beckett has always been made fun of because of his height, but having a tall girl only makes it worse. He's had enough of it, so he takes some revenge
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Open Seas and Locked Hearts by Operamuse reviews
Young Briana O'Connor joins the crew of the Black Pearl disguised as a man. She immeditely develops a mutual dislike for crew member James Norrington, but if theres one thing certain on the open seas, its change is inevitable. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,157 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Shelter from the Storm by jelibeanne reviews
Looking to book passage home from Jamaica, a woman who feels that she has lost everything crosses paths with a man who feels that he has nothing left to lose. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - James N. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Hecate Dark Goddess reviews
After Commodore James Norrington's ship is lost in the Hurricane, he is found washed up on a beach by some nuns of a nearby abbey. NOC. Slightly AU. Longer summary inside. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
The Caribbean Orchid by Angoliel reviews
James Norrington is a privateer, in the employment of EITC. Not exactly what he wanted, but better than being a pirate. When he comes across a young pirate who wants to leave the past behind, how far is James willing to go to help? Cathington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Monster Mash by God of Static reviews
The game is on when Freddy finds himself in a battle for his very exsistance. He'll have to be carefull though, theres are alot more players in this game than he's used to...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2007
The Gift by Lyra Lupin reviews
Norrington and OFC. To release his unspent passions, James Norrington has a secret: he plays the violin. Drama, action and beautiful duets unfold helping James to discover love, trust and the true nature of his own heart. FINAL CHPT POSTED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - James N.
Peacock's Plumage by piewacket reviews
Commodore James Norrington is pressed into service escorting a singularly undesirable young woman and learns not to make snap judgments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,798 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Male Bonding, In It's Weird Forms by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Lights Of Port Royal by dorian dark reviews
Following everyone's favourite Commodore as he tries to pick up the pieces left by Elizabeth's rejection. Groves' younger sister could be just the thing...Non DMC compliant CHAPTER 40 Norrington finds happiness. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,438 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
Make a wish, Count to three by Blackbirdflies reviews
Wilder!Wonkafic OC Clara finds herself staying at the Wonka factory after becoming lost. She soon realizes that Mr. Wonka isn't as happy as he seems to be. Will she be able to help him find true happiness?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Mrs.Norrington reviews
Lieutenant Andrew Gillette is man who's sworn never to love again. Anne Norrington has sworn never to marry, even for love. What will happen when a reluctant James Norrington and his eager wife Pru play the matchmaker? All rules are thrown out the window!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Remember the Breathing Thing by Shuggie reviews
Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Rollercoaster by TVJunkie1013 reviews
Hawkeye BJ and Peg, Peg POV, Postwar fic. SLASH! and THREESOME! It was strange, but it was almost as if, through his letters, I felt myself falling in love with Hawkeye too.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Making Faces by juliagulia1017 reviews
ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Psychotic Crossovers by kakashidiot reviews
NEW QUOTES UP! And another ANSWER KEY! Somebody fights with a kunai through their testicle. Team 7 hijinx and more! CRACK DRABBLETS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005
So Tired of Being Alone by Lenni George reviews
Set right after the end of Season One. Mac Taylor finally makes his way to happy hour and ends up with more than just a hang over. This contains an original character, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you have been warned. I'd love feedback, just
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Assassin's Code by Sandsifter reviews
Aria is an assasin who's lived through a lot and being the only female assasin in 50 years makes life just that much harder. When she meets team seven unexpectatnly and is bound by a sacred code to protect them with her life. KakaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,688 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Kakashi H.
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
One Hyuga Coming Up! by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
ChoHina. Something other than food finally gets Chouji's attention and Hinata gives it, something he definitely he cannot refuse...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
Writings Of the Heart by meathead reviews
COMPLETE!A young romance novelist finds a couple of strange creatures near her home and takes them in, unaware that she would soon be involved in a love triangle that could be right out of a work of her own fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,145 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
We Have Heard the Mermaids Singing by Corri reviews
In which Lieutenant Gillette discovers that mermaids do indeed exist.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
When You Mention Pink by Donner Dumott Schunard reviews
Erm. An entry for speedrent. Mark and Angel discuss Angels, ahem, willingness to take another step at... womanliness. Rated for content.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Angel D., Mark C. - Complete
Harkat Mulds? by Parody Master reviews
Just a little something I thought up. Oneshot, takes place during book 4 right after the bear incident.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
There's a Way to Know by MerXist reviews
What if there was an easier way for Lawrence and Adam to escape? What if there was a way to know that the dead man lying on the floor wasn't really dead? First fic! Please review!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
Driving just to catch myself by colddarknight1351 reviews
Imagine this: You're driving along when your car breaks down. The rain begins to pour when suddenly someone knocks at your window. Before you know it, you're in a car garage and meeting characters with the same names of those in 'Of Mice and Men.' Oh boy.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Evanna the Teenage Witch And Hibernius Too! by Parody Master reviews
Being a teen can be hard, especially when you've got a father like Desmond Tiny. My account of what the said duo's teen years were like. Mild spoilers for books 12 and 11!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005
Shiori Fantasy by crazykitsune17 reviews
Kaitou x Shiori oneshot total crack. A series of Kaitou's journal entries tell his tale of odd fantasies about the mother of his worst enemy... Please review! Rated to be safe.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Kaitou Y., Shiori M. - Complete
The Mushiori Psychics by Deus X Machina reviews
The story of Kido, Yana, Kaitou, and the other psychics of Mushiori City in the month before Chapter Black, aka the Sensui arc.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Kido A., Kaitou Y.
Rinku's Day by Jins Lil Whirlwind reviews
An average day in Rinku's home and the poor lil guy is bored stiff, until Jin's problems with a tree and the squirrel in it liven things up...FINALLY FINISHED! Chu is giving Rinku...THE TALK!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Jin, Touya - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
In The Shadows of Psychics and Wizards by I Saw Shino's Face reviews
Yana,Kido,Kaitou,Sniper,and SeaMan. They were the first at Hogwarts. Thanks to Itsuki's illness and evil wizards, certain demons are there as well. Ch12 UP!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,819 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Yanagisawa M., Kido A.
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Is That So? by Lord Raizen reviews
“This sucks. Can I be resurrected now? And, no, I don’t want to be reincarnated. I saw what KoEnma did to Karasu, he’s now some girl named ‘Shiraha’!” Kind of RaizenYomi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Raizen, Yomi - Complete
April Fools by Flying-Whippet reviews
It's April Fools Day in the home of Chu, Rinku, Jin, Touya, Shishi and Suzuki. One shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
The Question by Saria19 reviews
Yusuke asks Raizen a question, what is Raizen's reply? One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Of Mice and Men Chapter 7 by Nera Black reviews
A school assignment. We had to write an alternate ending for Of Mice and Men. I actually cried when I wrote this; I really like it so no flames please! Enjoy! -COMPLETE-
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
What Words Cannot Say by Oreana Galena reviews
jin the wind master wishes to keep a little girl he saves from demons who have escaped into the human world but is unable to...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,995 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Repercussions by Yaoi Scribe reviews
This is the sequel to Demon Heat. Warning foreshadowed yaoi! Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
Licence to Kill by DarkLightShades reviews
We all knew Albert's driving was going to get him into trouble sooner or later...
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Albert/004, Pyunma/008 - Complete
Normal For One Night by Kaleyanne reviews
Yusuke's POV. Keiko's convinced him, Kuwabara, and their school friends to spend one night in normal teenage activity... only to have their very unnormal friends show up halfway through. Thoughtful, not humorous. KuwaYuki, YusKei. [Edited and reuploaded
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Motherly by Skymouth reviews
Klinger and Houlihan deliver a baby on the front and are forced to reconcile their differences... temporarily.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2004 - M. Klinger, Margaret H. - Complete
Tainted by Neoinean reviews
Yet another innocent thing becomes tainted by the war.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
An Old Friend by lilith03 reviews
Commodore Norrington captures an unusual pirate. COMPLETED! A bit random, but it wouldn't leave me alone. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/16/2003 - James N. - Complete
Skylark: A Sequel to Of Mice and Men by LivLuv reviews
Unsatisfied by the ending of that classic piece of literature? So was I!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003
Without Regret by ursulagoddess reviews
A Dr. Winchester romance. I hope the hard chore 'MASH' and 'Pride & Prejudice' fans will forgive the liberties I have taken with the use of the charactors. I always thought that Charles deserved to find love, and I could not resist borrowing from P&P
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003
Twas The Night Before Christmas At The Castle by GoddessofSnark reviews
Twas The Night Before Cristmas,Rocky Horror style!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Why not to get drunk! by The Long Gone Writer reviews
Ryan Dunn is hungover and unable to remember the events of the night before. He asks Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo and more people to try and find out, but does he?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Complete
The Savage by Mysterious Me reviews
Bah, if you must know, this is one of my fluff fics. It has no beginning, not much of an end, and you never find out who the female character is. Basically, I wrote this for myself. Begone. But, if you must read it, the main character is Jack. Thank
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2001
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Shots of Muder reviews
It wasn’t gay unless balls touched. Muderface never let balls touch. Tons of Muderface crack pairings and one-shots because, well, the poor guy is always thrown under the bus.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - W. Murderface
Personal Needs reviews
007 might be a cyborg, but he still craves human pleasures. Drabble, mentions of a lemon, and 007xUnkownOc.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Failed Attempt reviews
Neji tries, and fails, to explain sex to his younger cousin. Slight HinataxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Peeping Tom? reviews
The Byakugan was a powerful attack. It should be used to look for opponants chakra, not looking through boys pants! Neji finds out some odd information from his younger, female cousins. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
CODE RED reviews
Neji explains to Hinata the joy of womenhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Not Only Opposites Attract reviews
Ten outrageous oneshots containing pairings never seen. Contains yaoi and yuri, but warnings are said beforehand.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Genkai, Kaitou Y. - Complete
Safety Piercing reviews
He held his ear tightly, a piece of cork placed behind it. It the other hand he held the safety pin that had been dipped in rubbing alcohol...' Oneshot, mindless drabble
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Jin - Complete
Sibiling Fights reviews
Even Kurama and his stepbrother, Shuuichi, have their moments. Mindless Drabble, OOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Mother's Interest reviews
Kurama comes home to an interesting scene. Drabble, Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
First Time reviews
Keiko decides to try something new with Kazuma and Shizuru. Contains very mild KeikoxKuwa and drug use. Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Keiko Y., K. Kuwabara - Complete