The Tap Dancing Spiders
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There are two of us, hence the "s" in our ID. On here we shall be referred to as the Plot Spider and the Spelling/Grammar Spider.

We were the top two of our graduating high school class, and we were both in AP English all throughout high school. We both still love to read and to write, despite the terrors we experienced in AP English, such as our psychotic school teachers. Well, perhaps our main terrors *were* psychotic school teachers...

On the ACT, the Plot Bunny received a 32 in Reading and a 36 in English. Oh, wait, hold on. *listens to microphone in ear* Correction, the Plot SPIDER...(PS for short.) She did not take the SAT. On the AP Language and Composition test she made a 3.

On the ACT, the Spelling Bee received a 36 in Reading and a 35 in English. Erm. *listens to microphone again* Correction, that would be the Spelling/GRAMMAR SPIDER. (SGS for short.) She took the SAT, and on the Verbal Section she received a 730. On the AP Language and Composition test she made a 4.

PS likes to dance and to tap dance in both spider and human form. SGS likes to tap dance in spider form, but likes neither dance nor tap dance in human form.

If you are wondering at the derivation of our name, "The Tap Dancing Spiders," yes, it is a reference to the third Harry Potter movie.

switches to announcer voice* This has been a report from SGS, who is signing off.

The Tankini Series: Episode I reviews
Luke & Mara get stuck on a turbolift. What's that have to do with tankinis? Well, we’re glad you asked. See, we don't understand those tanktop and panty sets either. This is our attempt to answer the universal question, Do people actually sleep in those?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
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