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Joined 10-20-14, id: 6222658, Profile Updated: 06-30-17

I'm a lurker more than a writer. I'm writing this to prevent a total blank space from being here. English is my first language and I'm a perfectionist of sorts. I'd be willing to beta stories for mechanical correctness, but I don't have the creativity to provide the sample writing required to create a beta profile through the site.

Male, 20-30, white, U.S. native, 6' with a manly beard smooth face (R.I.P. beard, 2014-2017) and voice. With this information you have enough to stereotype me and imagine how I sound/look like when reading what (little) I write. This only matters if you read personal writing as speech like I do, of course.

I have a habit of turning anything I type into a minor essay (I blame my reading habits as a kid; I was a nerd when it meant caring more about being smart than people). I also have a habit of assuming everybody else has most of the same understanding I do (on the Internet and in person) so I cause confusion when I communicate; let me know if something I've written doesn't make sense and I'll happily respond with clarification.

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Forgotten, Forsaken (Post Canon Worm-Kantai Collection) by primemountain reviews
Hell starts out as remarkably like a particularly stormy Midway. It gets worse... and better.
Crossover - Worm & Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 333,943 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 5/6/2020
Beautiful Destroyer by Slavok reviews
Kelsier spoke of a world before the Lord Ruler, a world where plants were green and ash didn't fall from the sky. That was crazy, of course, and even if such a world did exist, Vin knew she would never see one. But she had been wrong before, and Louise de La Valliere needed a familiar.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,605 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/15/2021 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Louise, Vin V.
As N Approaches Infinity by Corisanna reviews
Despairing as yet another timeline goes horribly wrong, Homura wanders into Karakura. There she discovers that while the spiritually-aware people of Karakura were distracted by Ichigo Kurosaki and Xcution, Kyubey contracted the Kurosaki sisters as magical girls. Drawing the attention of the shinigami could be just the advantage Homura needs.
Crossover - Bleach & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 495,688 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/16/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - K. Urahara, Karin K., Yuzu K., Homura A.
If We Ever Meet Again by OCfan11 reviews
AKA: The Soul Mark AU No One Asked For, with marks on weapons because, well, 'They're an extension of ourselves! They're a part of us' - Ruby Rose
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 1/13/2017 - OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team STRQ
Because I'm Awesome by Slavok reviews
Louise could handle a weak familiar. She could handle a strong familiar. But what she can't handle was a completely unpredictable kleptomaniac with only a passing deference to the laws of physics and a three word answer to everything. And ever since she summoned Lift, someone started stealing everyone's dinner!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,356 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Louise, Lift
A Call Beyond by Amygdala40 reviews
When Louise initially fails the Summoning Ritual she tries again, pleading internally for something, anything to answer her call. Her heartfelt plea reaches far out, even to the outer reaches of the Cosmos where the Great Ones reside. And the Great Ones are sympathetic in spirit…
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,238 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Louise
Out of Order by OCfan11 reviews
Being reincarnated a third time means dying isn't scary. Danny knows her third life will be a little strange when she wakes up, alone, in the forest. That's okay. She'll pick herself up and move on. Third time should be a charm.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 91,324 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Ozpin, Glynda G., OC, Qrow B.
Run No More by Agent Malkere reviews
Mal has a muzzled madman in his cargo hold, but thankfully River has it covered.
Crossover - Firefly & Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Mal, River - Complete
Homura Akemi: Test Subject One by PK.Atomyst reviews
It was a perfect ending. The town had been evacuated before Walpurgis Night, all her friends were saved, and she successfully kept Madoka from making a contract. However, the Japanese government took a particular interest in the girl who predicted a disaster the worlds top scientists were clueless of. Now, Homura finds herself locked in a research laboratory as Test Subject One.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,031 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Homura A., Madoka K.] Kyoko S., OC
Guns and Swords by Boulderstar2000 reviews
When Analyn the Dragonborn finds a ragtag groups of strangers out in the wilds of Skyrim, she quickly finds out that they are more than they first seem.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
My Cup Of Tea by Unconscious Again reviews
What happens when the Dragon of the West comes into contact with the Ripper? Why, they chat over a hot cup of tea, of course!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - R. Giles, Iroh
Dark Waters by MrDrProfessor4 reviews
While out for some relaxation, Ruby and her friends stumble across a series of dark secrets connected to an unimaginable horror resting beneath the sea. Terror and madness transpire as they try to understand this new foe they're up against. Written to be accessible for those unfamiliar with the Cthulhu mythos.
Crossover - RWBY & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,544 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Ruby R., Team RWBY
The Value of Humanity by Rago Dragovian reviews
Kyubey reached the world of Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and began operations to harvest souls only to run straight into the Truth. The Truth and Kyubey have a discussion about humanity.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Truth, Kyubey - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Mismatched by Kimberly T reviews
In Season One, when Prince Zuko unexpectedly becomes Papa Zuko, he rocks not just the cradle but his entire ship... and eventually a lot more! Chapter 11: Forewarned
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 166,297 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, Iroh
love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
THE STICK was happy being a stick. Unlike many other entities it was totally satisfied with everything about itself and everything that it was. If Shallan had tried to turn any other stick into fire, she would have met with success, but this particular stick enjoyed its peculiar life and everything about its existence. Except for one thing. The stick was alone.
Crossover - Mistborn Trilogy & Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Wax, Wayne
Resolution and Despair by ssapphireangel reviews
After leaving Hogwarts, Ed journeys to find and destroy all the Horcruxes. It is his duty and he cannot escape as Truth climbs closer and closer to his ultimate goal. Along the way, Sacrifices will be knocked down. Collateral damage. But Ed must remain the last one standing. Sequel to Loss and Resolution, used to be named The Path of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9642 - Favs: 8,904 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
As the Sun by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9480 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 4,127 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete