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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Unabashedly ginger.

Canadian. 22 years old.

Do speak: English, Spanish, Romanian. Don't speak: French, which makes absolute sense given all the signs are written in it.

Have expressed enduring desire to build a robot. In a pinch, building a dog will do.

...Check out the favourites section. That's where magic is made and wars are won.

update 30 January 12 --

Unbelievable93 has translated "A Lesson In Patience" into Polish! The story can be found here: http://zakazanylas.feen.pl/viewtopic.php?t=679&start=0

Regarding the stories that have disappeared. They will return. So, no, for those who asked, "Survival Machines" has not been completely abandoned. I know it's been roughly three years since last update and, much like coma recovery rate, the chances look grim. But in times of crisis we must work as a team and hold out hope. Or something.

It's probably fairly obvious that I'm not English. "Golly gee, we couldn't tell from all the pop you drink and the serviettes you use!" you might be thinking right now. "And after all that going on about eating Kraft dinner and buying a two-fer...you were just so convincing! Honestly, I was so compelled I nearly took a tumble when you said you were making a GT run; I was enraptured into asphyxia when you told me to take off. And I thought you were simply being refreshingly socially-aware and thoughtful when you didn't laugh at HOMO-milk. Really, I just had no sodding clue!"

I know. I know. I put on quite the act, don't I; I even fooled myself. But alas, the embarrassing and harsh truth as stated above: I'm Canadian. The point of this confession is to do with how I use slang in my fics. British fandoms - I've only lived in parts of England and only for varying lengths of time, so my exposure is skewed; I tend to default to that when writing Generic British Character, even knowing how much slang varies in that country. So, if I'm getting it wrong, tell me. Similarly, with the work that requires a more "American" tone, I default to Newscaster American slang because it's what I hear most frequently; but if they aren't in a Newscaster region, feel free to correct me! Especially if a bit of Canadian (or other region beyond Newscaster) slips in. Because heaven forbid you lot should speak like us; we're pervasive enough already, what with our...curling teams.

I sometimes forget and write like I hear it here in the True North; a lot of our slang is Commonwealth and somewhat universal to the Crowned countries -- but a lot isn't, so I won't get offended if you leave a review saying, "Hey, expiry, across the pond the word 'rubber' has a completely different meaning." Le gasp! I shall exclaim. How could I forget that wizards don't use erasers?

Drop me a PM. I like those. Private messages, I mean, not Prime Ministers. I like those fine, but dropping me one would likely make me a bit cross; so much mess to clear up afterwards.

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Mindful Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,376 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Set during OotP. When Harry falls ill in Snape's lesson, the last thing he expects is for the ensuing drama to unveil a deadly plot that could end his life once and for all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,024 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 458,203 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Return of Emerald by Bleu Tsuki reviews
Slytherin!Harry. When the BWL is discovered missing, no one thinks twice when Hasan Castell appears at Hogwarts. Abandoned at a muggle orphanage, Harry grows up with a love of magic- in books that is- and thinks sorcery is all in his dreams. He calls himself Hasan to separate his dreams from reality, and is adopted and raised by a man who should be dead. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,734 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Severus S., Lucius M.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Harriet Potter and the Minister of Magic by slytherin-nette reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for fourteen years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 428,490 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shattered by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own HP, JKR does. Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder. This may have gone well...until he ends up Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,438 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9828 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Intersection by Elesariin reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
You Don't See Me by zx14ninja reviews
AU. Ron and the twins never made it to Surrey to rescue their trapped friend; instead Harry spends his last weeks locked in a small room surviving on one can of soup a day. Weak and ill from malnutrition Harry makes it to Hogwarts only to recive three weeks of detention with Snape. When Harry collapses during the first detention life changes dramtically for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Still Life by DianaArtemis16 reviews
"I lived my life a hundred times and always found myself holding him in my arms, knowing that he would never even remember me. I want to save him Severus, but I don't know what to do."…"Why did you bring me back, Lily? What did you expect me to do?"…"I expect you to become what I've tried to be in a hundred lifetimes." Severus/Harry Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,270 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,256 - Follows: 7,104 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 6,100 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
To The Sticking Place by Zephyras reviews
The end justifies the means. Failure is not an option. There is always a choice, except when there isn't. These are the phrases Ianto Jones lives by and he refuses to allow anyone, even Captain Jack Harkness, to change that. Jack/Ianto, AU, TW1 Agent!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 101,446 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Tortured Soul by purpleygirl reviews
What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape each try to find out what's going on. Can they find a meeting point? AU Godric's Hollow. Set in 5th year. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,036 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Dark Mark Wouldn't Match her Pink Cardie by GIRL IN STORY reviews
"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Dolores U.
XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,581 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Well, This Is Complicated by freckles-knows reviews
100 Wholock drabbles that are 100 words long.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
What Child Is This by AlwaysGus1 reviews
The Doctor and River find themselves thrown together at Christmas and must make one of the hardest decisions either could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,386 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 7,285 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Denial by Quiet Time reviews
John Watson makes a final visit to 221B on the advice of his therapist. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fracture by izzabella11 reviews
When John is broken, Sherlock should be the one to pick up the pieces. There's a problem though - John's determined to keep this from his housemate. Mentions of violence and rape with eventual hurt/comfort goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Slicker Than Water by WeAreTomorrow reviews
RE-POSTED. His reflection grins at him, white and glistening and dripping. AU. John/Moriarty/Sherlock. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Mad Man and Molly by LeonaWriter reviews
The first time Molly saw the mad man, he was dressed in tweed, with funny hair and a bowtie. She really did think that he was just one of the doctors at the hospital, or a visiting professor. The next time she met him, he looked completely different.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Molly Hooper
Too Little, Too Late by WeAreTomorrow reviews
"Sherlock," wearily spoken, almost broken, "I'm leaving." He means to say that is the logical conclusion. Instead he asks, "Why?" Sherlock/John. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Changeling Boy by IDreamOfDistantSeas reviews
Harry Potter is a boy of destiny. The Doctor knows this with both of his hearts. So why can he not bring himself to leave this boy in the home of a family that does not love him? What I think would happen if The Doctor met a young Harry Potter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Something Remembered by lawnmowerelf reviews
When John is kidnapped, he starts to remember something. Spoilers through The Great Game and A Good Man Goes to War.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - John W. - Complete
Eyes behind masks by Kaiyo No Hime reviews
Set after 'The Reichenback Fall'. A serial killer is on the loose in London, practicing bloody deeds with a careful hand and a sharp knife. But why are they after John Watson? And how is Mycroft to keep him safe?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,743 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Ghosts by D McVetty reviews
One week after Reichenbach, John Watson walks past a phone box and is abducted by a mad man in a tweed suit to discover Sherlock Holmes is alive, and so is Moriarty. Now, John and Sherlock are faced with an uncertain future and surprising enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Heartbeats by The Skye Skye reviews
John met Jim at the dullest, darkest point in his life, and never looked back. Jim wanted John as an employee, and got so much more than he bargained for. And Sherlock Holmes is the only thing that stands a chance of destroying it all. Dark!John fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
When The Boys Are Away by CertifiedOtaku593 reviews
Just a quick! Femmeslash! "Irene was having a very dull Valentines Day until a strange woman appears at her door...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Irene A. - Complete
It Feels Like Fear by too-much-like-Luna reviews
In which everyone has trouble dealing with Sherlock's death, even the one who knows the truth. Irene/Molly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Irene A., Molly Hooper - Complete
Watson's War by SylverSpyder reviews
Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mystery of the Runaway Bride by roane reviews
Donna Noble has had some troubling experiences that she's unable to explain. So she turns to the internet's most famous detective for help. Set between "A Scandal in Belgravia" & "The Hounds of Baskerville". 1st story in the the series "The Two Doctors".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
52 Weeks by ColgateKiss reviews
Post Reichenbach. John is going through the classic phases of grief ... badly. Divided into four parts, this fic chronicles his progress week by week, the reconstruction of life without Sherlock. Can John possibly find a happy ending? Warning: BIG angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Logical Interference by AirElemental101 reviews
Before meeting Sherlock Holmes, John Watson had never known anyone so able to both find and be found by trouble. However, in the case of one Harry James Potter, John was not sure whose penchant for trouble was to be blamed for their situation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 605 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Disappear by Dhampir72 reviews
John took his gun and his wallet, placed them down onto the mahogany desk that separated him from Mycroft Holmes, and said: "Make me disappear." And Mycroft Holmes did. Different glimpse at a post-Reichenbach world. J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Careful What You Ask For by inkvoices reviews
At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Garmonbozia reviews
Somebody sends John a message. A furry, vicious little message with half an ear and a very, very interesting collar. Loosely follows The Milk Goes Off, but standalone
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
Severed Limbs with Morning Tea by swabloo reviews
Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H.
Cracking the Pavement by all10xs reviews
Not much made sense anymore. Running made sense. Solving crimes made sense. Sherlock's death... didn't. Which is how Dr. John Watson, former assistant of Sherlock Holmes, found himself in a cafe, with a notepad, deducing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
What's the story, morning glory? by DevilGhostflower reviews
For the BBC Sherlock kinkmeme. The prompt was: Sherlock can only get off if he thinks about Mycroft. Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Role Model by secooper87 reviews
The Doctor gives Buffy a driving lesson.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Buffy S., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Believe in Sherlock Holmes by wolfchasing reviews
Sherlock spends the first month after the fall drinking to forget that look on John's face. It's not until he spies some bright yellow graffiti on Baker Street bearing the slogan 'I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES' does he regain hope.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fraud by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Sherlock was always careful about words. John thinks about diction. Post-Reichenbach; spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Guilty Man by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Milk Goes Off by Garmonbozia reviews
Time stops, and yet somehow the milk still turns. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone else who gets it. Oneshot, post-Silencio Falls, if you know what I mean.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, John W. - Complete
Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Changing Allegiance by magiquill9 reviews
Harry is killed in DH and returns as an 11-year-old Slytherin, with Voldemort's soul inside blocking Harry's future memories. The darkness is enveloping Harry and he will have to decide to reject it or embrace it. How will Slytherin change him? No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,653 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P.
You've Been Xandered by ObscureEnough reviews
Sequel to 'Boredom is Dangerous'. Sherlock decides to find out what's it's like to be 'Xandered'. John thinks it sounds painful.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Xander H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Break Me Out of My Cocoon by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Irene Adler/Molly Hooper. Irene lives on, and Molly is taught how to begin. For the prompt: Irene Adler shapes Molly into her own version of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Potions by bittergrapes reviews
Zombie apocalypse AU, short drabble. John/Sherlock angstfic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Colors by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock knows he should tell John that something's wrong. Written for my One-in-500 challenge on Tumblr; one word prompt, drabble of 500 words or more.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipilification by bittergrapes reviews
Floccinaucinihilipilification - the estimation of something as valueless. Written for my One-in-500 challenge on Tumblr: one word prompt, 500 or more word drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Existential Crises by Igorina reviews
When Pollution starts to question his role in the universe the consequences for Heaven, Hell, Earth and the Horsepersons prove to be completely unprecedented. Contains Crowley x Pollution, Famine x Pollution and Aziraphale x Rare First Editions.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Pollution, A. Crowley
Fire Dreams & The Fire and The Rain by Jennistar1 reviews
John after Sherlock's 'death' and John when he returns. And the fire burns regardless.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Beginning and the End by secooper87 reviews
"I've planned this all out very carefully, because I only get one chance at it," said the Metacrisis to the 11th Doctor. "I may not be able to control my own future, Doctor, but I know how to control yours. And I plan to do exactly that." Spoilers 2,6
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Forget Me Not by Sa-kun reviews
Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry's friends don't remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
First Guest by inkvoices reviews
For the prompt "Rory knows about Torchwood because they helped him find a home when he fell through the Rift as a child." In which there is a blue rubber duck.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Rory W., Jack H. - Complete
Yorick's Grin by Mira-Jade reviews
"There is a head in the fridge," she says calmly, as calmly as she can. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 113,817 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Same Old Story by TheShoelessOne reviews
The best stories are the ones with a good villain. In the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" verse. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2011 - The Master, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5635 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Dragongirl16 reviews
20 years after Harry defeated Voldemort, a new Dark Lord rose in the Europe. When all is lost, and his family being killed before his very eyes, to what lengths would Harry go to change the future? Time Travel AU COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,012 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Scarves by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
John is surprised at Sherlock's new scarf. More specifically, at its length. And color. And length. One-shot, pre-slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Pandora's Box by janrea reviews
In which Moriarty has known John long before Sherlock, and had been infatuated with him for the same amount of time. He's interested in Sherlock, but it's only after he sees Sherlock with John that things starts to get personal. Sorta-AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Zero Sum Game by Sidney Sussex reviews
WARNING for implied torture. Jim Moriarty cares about three things: mathematics, the game, and understanding what makes Sherlock Holmes tick. John becomes a victim of all three. Mathematics-heavy. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Ten Days by Ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Journal of Impossible Things by WordShark reviews
There once was a human, an army doctor, who lived with another very brilliant human in a flat in London. One day they had a falling out, and on that day, the doctor met a very brilliant alien who also called himself a doctor. They saved the world. A lot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Anyone, Anyone But Me by brainchild reviews
If you had one wish, what would it be? To rule the world? To be immortal? To fall in love? Or to be happy at last? Harry Potter just wanted to be normal. He should have known that wasn't possible for him. Everyone else did. AU, PtDUni
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,513 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Beneath by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock is hiding something, and it's pissing John off. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Rated M for smut. Author's notes and disclaimers in story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Playful Looks by MuseDePandora reviews
Fun with fanfiction tropes and canon cliches. The TARDIS gets a cold. The Doctor digs himself a grave. Amy thinks they should make him beg. River refuses to behave. Rory gets uncomfortable. Spoilers for all of S6
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Eleven by WuHaoNi reviews
In which the Doctor is really a madman with a box. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
English Breakfast by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
In which Sherlock makes a startling revelation over his morning tea that John makes just right every time. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day of Vodka and Velvet by Quiet Time reviews
Owen doesn't believe grief fits into a schedule. Ianto joins him on an unscheduled night of mourning. Friendship, not a pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
I've Forgotten the Punchline by TheShoelessOne reviews
The joke has to end sometime. Finale to the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" arc. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by TheShoelessOne reviews
And when you add a Detective Inspector to the mix... Triquel to Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, DI Lestrade - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4446 - Favs: 10,350 - Follows: 1,031 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Body Switching Incident of '76 by Froody reviews
The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Almost by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Unrequited Toshiko/Gwen. "You stare at yourself in the mirror, sometimes, glaring defiantly at your own reflection." Set during season 1.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Gwen C. - Complete
Anatomy of Melancholy by Rex Luscus reviews
Post-Cyberwoman. Owen may not have been the best person to be looking after Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock's Gender Didn't Matter by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Valentine Bites by MuseDePandora reviews
A series of drabbles written for the Valentine's Day theme. Pairings: Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock/John, Clara/Harry, Mycroft/not!Anthea, Mrs. Hudson/Skull
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crime is of the Essence by K8BNimble reviews
When a man he hasn't seen in 10 years appears in his home w/ a man he thought dead for 20 years, Harry knew his evening had gotten complicated. Snarry, Past Harry/Sherlock. Named a "Hot Rec" on LJ's Daily Snitch on 1/18. Note: Some reviews give plot away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,278 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
knots in this noose of mine by Mira-Jade reviews
Oh, how easy it would be for him to turn puppet strings to knotted noose and watch her swing. 50 Sentences. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
Thirteen-year-old Harry is forced into the body of another Harry in an alternate world, where Snape adopted him years ago. A strange new Snape is enraged to find that his son has been replaced by a stranger. Harry must find a way to survive, and search for a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,184 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Frozen by sprl1199 reviews
Requested to help on a case involving a young, murdered maid in a wealthy household, Sherlock finds himself investigating in the midst of secrets, ghosts, an inconvenient illness, and John. Sherlock/John pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mutual Ignorance by EndOfThyme reviews
John can't figure out what possessed Sherlock to kiss him. He's lost and confused and Sherlock won't provide any answers. John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dressing Up by Lindenharp reviews
They're on their honeymoon, having fantastic sex, and traveling the Universe in a time and space machine with a 900-year-old alien as their pilot and tour guide. Do they really need to pretend to be other people? Amy/Rory. Spoilers for "The Big Bang".
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Winterised Crime Investigations by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
It's the middle of winter and the criminals are more than willing to come out and play.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Walking in Shadows by ickleiss reviews
Kind of Severitus challenge but this time Voldemort finds out about the relationship between Harry and Snape, forcing the two of them into a dangerous charade, where the truth has to be kept from the side of the light at all costs. Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,892 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Petty Problem In Pentonville by Melaszka reviews
Sherlock gives another prisoner a grammar lesson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Made For Each Other by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
Moriarty kidnaps John, intending to send Sherlock a message. Things do not go as planned. S&M, smuttish. M b/c I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2010 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Hands that Pilgrims Hands Do Touch by nOnymOus reviews
Holding hands shouldn't be this hard. Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brightly Burning by Silver Pard reviews
A Study In Emerald AU. Some realities are more hideous than any possibility.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H.
Fractured by Tucagwathiel reviews
Because, in the end, all he really could have done was smile and pretend like everything was okay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
From the Mouths of Babes by thomas hobbs reviews
Totally AU. If the Potters had accepted Dumbledores help. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pavlov's Remote by lillyankh reviews
John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/21/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Longing by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Slight Morgana/Morgause. "She thinks that she would do anything, be anyone or anything for Morgause, for the woman who has given her a purpose and a destiny and emotions."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Morgana, Morgause
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 731 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Symptoms by Alone Dreaming reviews
He could live as a sounding board to a genius; he could not live—and it set his teeth to grinding when he thought about it—as the play toy of a sociopath.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Regeneration: Potter by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
When the Eleventh Doctor regenerates into Harry Potter, things get rather confusing in the TARDIS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2010
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto is avoiding Jack and Owen is determined to find out why.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by hobgoblinn reviews
A traitor. A rescue. What happens next? Snape finds himself once more a guardian of two very fragile children, and reflects on what it means to be a father. AU from HBP, age-regression, genfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,605 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Paradise Thwarted by Moczo reviews
Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7606 - Favs: 12,521 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Chaged by puddle-of-lemonade reviews
The prophecy came too late and the world forgot three children – left them behind to drown in hatred and their pain. Revenge is what they seek and they will do all to get it. Dark!Trio, Boy-Who-Lived!Neville - the title is a made up word - ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 130,207 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Curiouser Day By Day by silentlysnowing reviews
A catalogue of the Hatter's life before and throughout the Red Queen's reign, including thoughts and musings on the girl who was both the fault and the solution to the problem as a whole. Read with care, for madness has a dreadful habit of spreading...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
A Moment of Doubt by Erin Giles reviews
Post Adrift. There is that moment of doubt in all our minds about whether we’re playing the hero or the villain of the piece. Owen/Ianto friendship.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Possibility by Yiroma reviews
HP/Dr Who. After discovering what looks like an ordinary pocket watch, Harry finds himself drastically changed. Chapter 3/7.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Ugly by Blaithin-mae reviews
The day he saw them, naked limbs twisted together and his little dark haired cousin writhing beneath the blond boy was the day Dudley realised that some pretty things could be ugly. Draco/Harry. Onesided Dudley/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Whipstitch by Verbal Kint10 reviews
“Want to know what the Guinness World Record is for most funerals attended in a week?” House/Wilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
As the Darkness aproach by Pathatlon reviews
Discontinued - Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin and Snape watches him as he goes through life at Hogwarts, realising too late that Potter is turning into something else than the saviour of the world. Angry/dark/Harry. Snape POV, nothing more. - 2nd year begun
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,266 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
No Fortress Is So Strong by Prairie City reviews
In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,716 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Retrograde by Guardian Erin reviews
PostChosen. While living in LA, the Scoobies run into a resurrected, amnesiac Spike. As much as they'd like to let him live a normal life, not intervening could get him killed. Adult. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R TY
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,808 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Guardians Next Door by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
After hearing that Harry is being abused, Dumbledore sends Severus and Minerva to investigate. Posing as a married couple, they move in next door and watch over Harry before they can take him away on his 11th birthday. Abusive Dursleys & mentor Snape. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Somewhat off the Way by netgirly2k reviews
In which there's a bodyswap. But it's okay, Merlin knows what he did wrong this time.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
A Wolf in a Really Nice Dress by netgirly2k reviews
In which Morgana is a werewolf and Merlin's not a cross-dresser but everyone thinks he is.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The World As We Know It by Debbie L reviews
Dean was sick to death of being so damn important. He'd had just about enough of being screwed around for the benefit of immortal creatures who would never, ever understand what it was like to take care of a kid brother. Post S4, spoilers through 4X22
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
His Expectations by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
I hate it when he stares at me, like he can see my every imperfection. From day one he's expected nothing less than perfection. And I'll be damned if I don't try. I don't know why his good opinion matters so much, but I have to have it. It's my drug.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Wonderful Tragic Mysterious by kilara25 reviews
A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Remus Lupin's Diary by Werewolves of London reviews
In which Lupin keeps a secret diary in the style of Bridget Jones. Snape/Lupin. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
Sectumsempra: The Consequences by Asterix Tutnix reviews
Having cast the Sectumsempra spell on Malfoy in HBP, Harry has to deal with the consequences. What will this mean for his relationship with Snape? Warning: contains corporal punishment. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Her by puddle-of-lemonade reviews
He’s not what you really want. He pales in comparison to her. GinnyHarry, past GinnyHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Weeks In April by melissophobia reviews
Challenge-Blocked Memory by Howldaloom Summary: When Snape teaches Harry to block his mind with Occlumency, Snape stumbles upon some memories not even Harry could remember. What did Harry block out and why? Warning for Child Abuse AU Book OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
When In Arbuckle by Debbie L reviews
When the Impala breaks down in the middle of nowhere, nineteen year old Dean learns unsettling information about his brother but ultimately learns even more about himself. A pre-series story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver was Useless by netgirly2k reviews
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Sexual Magic by Emily Waters reviews
Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The House Which Time Forgot by VictorianChik reviews
Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,102 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crucio by peacefulcacophony reviews
When Umbridge subjects Harry to the Cruciatus, Snape intervenes, veering not only his own life off its intended course, but Harry's and Sirius' as well. First story in the Unforgivables trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,946 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On Intercorporeal Maltransference by Daniella Fromage reviews
After DH, Harry is haunted. Literally. While awaiting resolution of an afterlife . . . clerical error, Snape mentors Harry as he aids the Reconstruction. The two that never understood each other in life now find death more conducive to communication.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fridays at Half Seven by jin fenghuang reviews
Five years after the war and all is not well. The dream Harry had of a family, a happily ever after, was just that: a dream. With nothing more interesting than the latest Quidditch scandal to report on, the media has turned to stalking Harry ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times the Doctor got Sick by Stealth Dragon reviews
As the title says, Five times the Doctor got sick, and the five companions who took care of him. 10th Doctor Whump. Gen. Friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heart Humming by izzienkate reviews
She is branded by the slow hum under her skin, it calls out for me. I am hers. Not for the taking, but undoubtedly, unconditionally hers. I watch her, on the dance floor, in the moonlight. F/B
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Faith L., Buffy S.
Debitum Naturae by not my daughter reviews
There are six times when Regulus thinks that he is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Sectumsempra: Snape's Perspective by Asterix Tutnix reviews
After Harry cast the Sectumsempra spell on Malfoy in HBP, Snape wants to make Harry feel the consequences. Will what follows change their relationship? Same story as my other one, ‘Sectumsempra–The Consequences’, but this time from Snape’s POV. Warning:cp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Between by attackfishscales reviews
When Snape threatens to expel his son, James is forced to confront a few uncomfortable truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter recommends by swanpride reviews
Because of a chance meeting in a toy store, the Dursleys get the opportunity to utilise Harry's fame. Whereas they get more and more money to spend, he ends up living as a prisoner in his own house. AU, No Pairings, Translated by DracaDelirus THANK YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,984 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Give Good Advice is Fatal by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - An angel, a demon, a brothel, a war, and a dead playwright who feels the need to interfere. Warnings: Slash, almost-het, gender-bending, cross-dressing, abuse of history.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Wings of the Eagles by BC reviews
Post DH, ignores Epilogue. Harry doesn’t want to end up like Snape, but it seems inevitable. Even as he dates Ginny Weasley, studies magic, plays Quidditch and argues with Malfoy, everything seems black like love unrequited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Good To The Last Drop by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry has many chores to do on this day, including cooking dinner for the Dursley's family. And on this day a simply mistake will be made with devastating result and the all the fault belong to…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Harry's Second Chance by Nyxelestia reviews
Reversing time is easy. Stopping a war is easy. Saving the future is easy. Keeping your sanity's the hard part. But Harry's gone through it all before - he'll do it again. Desperation is not a force to be reckoned with. No one knows this better than him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P.
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Good Omens Drabbles by H.J. Bender reviews
A collection of 6 drabbles: "Hell of a Night", "Dirty Desire", "Naughty Knickers", "Snow Play", "Swallowed Wholly" and "Snotsicles". Ratings vary for each, mostly T.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Worth and Choice by KCS reviews
- "True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and choice." - Samuel Johnson. The events preceding and during STUD, told through the private diary of a certain reclusive, somewhat irreverent, private consulting detective.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 138,686 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Six Impossible Things by netgirly2k reviews
My favourite Impossible Thing. Femslash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., Romana II - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Werewolves of London reviews
The dying words of each of the Tenth Doctor's companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Split Sole by Heather68 reviews
SSHP. Harry's technique was perfect. All he needed was passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Further Adventures of Handy the Wonder Clone by netgirly2k reviews
The Other!Doctor keeps a blog.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
No Reservations by Joon reviews
Crowley ponders food and wine.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Absolution by many things converge reviews
--What he never learned was that the heroes usually died, in the end...-- Possibly one-sided Spandrew.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Andrew, Spike - Complete
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Next Time It Happens by Smile because it happened reviews
Dean can't have a problem can he? Just because it's happened once or twice doesn't mean anything. Anyway, only chicks get eating disorders don't they? They certainly don't happen to people like him. Right?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
s o m e w h e r e : a drabble collection by m-erechyn reviews
Just because they're extraordinary people doesn't mean they don't have ordinary days as well. Contains slash and happiness, with a side of normality. A/C centric, others will be written. UPDATED 08/12/08-- five new drabbles added!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Retarded by Siriusly Amused reviews
Draco and Tonks find themselves in an alternate universe in which blood is everything and incest is common. Forced into marriage by their family, the two find themselves having to act like a loving couple as they try desperately to get back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., N. Tonks
Talk by aMelodyExists reviews
Mark just needs to talk to Roger, but Roger won't listen. mention of cutting/suicide,sorta slash if you want it to be.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
A Plan With One Obvious Flaw by netgirly2k reviews
A Female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Harry Snapequestionmarkexclamationpoint by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
My take on the stereotypical Snape-as-Harry's-biological-father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier by Lokifan reviews
Five jobs Spike didn't do, and one he did.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Of Adam, Moses, and Tantalus by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
A Change is as Good as a Rest by netgirly2k reviews
Now she's got a half Time Lord - half Human lounging on her couch watching the X-Factor, and a TARDIS growing in a jam jar in her kitchen. Femslash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Here In The Long Unlovely Street by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because the summer heat is languid and damp like the sheen of his brother's flushed skin. SiriusRegulus. Slash, incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Choices by Sena Rae reviews
Post Season 4 finale. Sometimes it all comes down to choices. Can Wilson make the right one? Can he understand House's.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pills, Shots and a Broken Piano by Boticelli Puzzle reviews
“Impulses, House realized, were stupid.” All seems as normal as possible at Princeton-Plainsboro, until Wilson makes noises whilst eating a particularly tasty omelet...House&Wilson SLASH. Where have all my old reviewers gone?:D
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,725 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Cycle by fembuck reviews
Andromeda knows what she's doing is wrong, she's just powerless to stop it. femslash, blackcest, BellatrixAndromeda, AndromedaBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Words underneath by sideoflight reviews
Post Wilson's heart one-shot."House cleared his throat. "We're going to be ok?" whether it was a statement or question, it wasn't too clear. Wilson looked him directly in the eyes, searching for something, that House hoped he was capable of expressing"
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Foolish Gryffindor by DEATHmuse reviews
Snape has Tourette's. Harry is aroused -- That is, until Snape retaliates. SSHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Shocking Discovery by Igorina reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale discover that Adam's been posting some 'unusual' stories in his online journal. CrowleyxAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Collide by serpensortia863 reviews
Reality is subject to a cosmic subconscious, and when he sleeps, each dream is a tiny microcosm, fully formed and ever ephemeral, subject to fluctuating whims. In rest, he stirs, and worlds collide.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
Invasion of the Vending Machine From Hell by NightsDawne reviews
What happens when Ianto's sick and the team must fend for themselves in the break room? Can they survive an encounter with the -duh duh duh- Vending Machine From Hell?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Bloody Blades: Croup and Vandemar Drabbles by daveypandas reviews
Croup and Vandemar return to London... Takes place after the end of the book.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007
be:bop by m-erechyn reviews
Five drabbles inspired by songs on shuffle. Aziraphale/Crowley, with a bonus Anathema just because. A little wistful, a little sad, a little bittersweet. "Oh," said the angel dismissively. "Be-bop."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
When Memories Fade by Hayley87 reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort three weeks into the summer, dangerous repercussions follow. Snape is able to save Harry from being murdered, but can he reverse the things that have happened to Harry? AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,419 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
Results of Our Choices by Inuyashahiei reviews
AU. Neglect can do many things to a person. And when Lily and James neglected to silence their youngest son's screams, the result was apocalyptic. Eventual dark!sadistic!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
To Dampen Your Tears, My Love by LadyEz reviews
Sweeney's got the flu, and his reaction to doctors and their shiny metal instruments leads to an outburst of 'pity' from Mrs. Lovett. Mindless fluff and adorableness. My first fic- R&R would be great!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Day With No End by astropixie reviews
AU fifth year. Harry has an awful day and can't wait for it to be over. Unfortunately, it just keeps repeating itself. Will his tormentor Snape be able to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lily's Charm by peacefulcacophony reviews
In a story spanning two decades, Lily and Severus attempt to control the powers of the Dark Mark after Lily's life is threatened. Seventeen years later, Harry uncovers a long-buried truth about his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 283,664 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
If Devil Tastes As Good As Angel by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash ONESHOT Crowley/Aziraphale PreApocalypse Aziraphale eats devil's food cake. Crowley eats angel's food cake. Aziraphale wants more devil, and Crowley gives it to him in an unceremonious fashion.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Searching for Lost Things by the original killerpineapple reviews
“Please Severus.”He blinked furiously, refusing to cry on the doorstep of the formidable man he had once loved more than anyone. He brushed scraggly hair away from his forehead as he choked out the last and greatest indignity. “I’ve got nowhere else to go
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,434 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
People Who Cared by Lilith33 reviews
Let’s go back to the Marauder’s era to see if one drastic experience can change Severus Snape’s view of people he swore to hate with all his might. And what would it mean to 11 year old Harry Potter? AU, Snape mentors Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by netgirly2k reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Kiss Between Them by aisarete reviews
...And the toxins it creates. FaminePollution
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Post Coital Bliss by netgirly2k reviews
So, did anyone other than Angel bother learning how to run Evil Co? Slash
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Little Guns by feathers and ash reviews
WarxPepper for 1sentence at LJ.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beware of the Zombies by netgirly2k reviews
Time Lord brains, yum yum
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Something To Keep In Your Right Pocket by dress without sleeves reviews
Sometimes, Harry's friends have reasoned, it is better to say good luck then goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Journeys of a Lovelorn Antichrist by Igorina reviews
When Adam decides that his feelings for Pepper go beyond the platonic he seeks advice from all the sources of wisdom available to a conscientious Antichrist.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
The Prince by vashsunglasses reviews
Deathly Hallows SPOILERS. Set after Chapter 36. Harry realizes that he has some unfinished business with Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paninaro '95 by Harmonic Friction reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Something Somebody Somewhere by Harmonic Friction reviews
He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cracks by PNH reviews
Prompt: BuffyFaith, cracks. Sometimes Buffy can see through the mask.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
His Darker Impressions by Tsurai Shi reviews
Albus Severus Potter is proudly Sorted into Slytherin and soon after meets his Darker namesake. Not everything was written down in history books, and some people still need closure from the pains of war... AlbusScorpius, HarrySeverus [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Power Play by lovablegeek reviews
[PreBuffy] It's always about competition with the two of them... GilesEthan [One shot]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - R. Giles, Ethan R. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Essence and the Descent by chase glasslace reviews
Tom makes his first Horcrux. 'With every piece he tore away he would draw closer to that perfect centre.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time to Get Away by netgirly2k reviews
In which there are flesh eating plants, drunken one night stands and Donna finds out that there are more mad time travellers calling themselves the Doctor than she's really comfortable. Femslash
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Together by A Lucky Stone reviews
SerpentineHunter. Because we all know there's something going on with them. They have history... and, maybe, a future. Femslash, nothing very explicit. I didn't know it would turn out how it did... Concrit appreciated
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor! by Tawa bids you good day reviews
A mysterious collapse leaves the Doctor trapped in a human hospital. Rose must figure out his illness, and of course save the world, without his voice in her ear. [10th era.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,138 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Divine Intervention of the Diabolic Kind by Igorina reviews
Having been emotionally blackmailed into helping Aziraphale fill his saving quota, Crowley discovers that trying to steer Harry Potter from the path of vengeance is rather more difficult than one might imagine. HP crossover containing HarryxDraco and CxA.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Subcity by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Harry Potter x Neverwhere crossover. Beyond the veil is a new city, a city below a city, full of a magic Sirius Black doesn’t understand. He's stuck there, when all he wants to do is go home. Remus x Sirius, possible Richard x Marquis.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2007
Abide by teethlikedog reviews
The rule, and when to break it. [MarquisRichard]
Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Great Are The Myths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
It’s Thursday. Aziraphale makes a decision. Crowley reluctantly acquiesces. There is a field trip and an unfortunate logistical error, because you know how it is with pocket universes. PG13 CrowleyAziraphale and a cast of many.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Fifty Foot Mary Sues by BethTX reviews
Coming to a fanfic near you: They're impossibly beautiful. They're impossibly brilliant. They save patients. They teach House that life is worth living. They are THE MARY SUES! You can run, but you can't hide.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And a Pinch of Pure Evil by netgirly2k reviews
It's not that Harmony's stupid, it's just that she's smart in different ways from other people. femslash
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harmony, Fred B. - Complete
The Question by Philyra912 reviews
A series of five drabbles in the strictest sense of the term, meaning EXACTLY 100 words. On the eve of the Final Battle, everyone is asking the same question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Perfect High by vanishingact reviews
Draco is beautiful. He is flawless, and he knows it's true. But perfection has its limits. [Contains or refers to: anorexia, soloM, pedophilia, incest, suicide, character death]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Games by PNH reviews
For Faith, it’s all about Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Faith L., Dawn S. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by opalish reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Residue by Lirazel reviews
“There are scars, of course, but no one else notices.” Ginny Weasley deals with the aftermath of the Chamber. PostCoS oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Ouroboros by BellonaBellatrix reviews
Voldemort has taken Luna Lovegood prisoner, but gets a bit more than he bargained for... LVLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Return To Reality by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU Harry awakes as a prisoner at the ministry, soon learning he has been under the Imperius curse and life as he thought he knew it never really happened. Knowledge is capricious, reality is tilting. Redemption is not easily had. Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,786 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P.
Little Gallifrey by Nix Nada reviews
COMPLETED! A Little Britain Doctor Who crossover. ...because someone told me it couldn't be done.
Little Britain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Once Upon A Time by PNH reviews
This is not a fairytale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Taste by PNH reviews
Five kisses Dawn never had.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Dawn S., Faith L. - Complete
Secondhand Smoke by tomato-greens reviews
Crowley tempts Aziraphale. Resolutions No. 7 and No. 9. Drabble, AC if you squint, 100 words.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Affectionate by tomato-greens reviews
Eventually, they got it right. Drabble, AC, 115 words.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Two Minutes by PNH reviews
Or, Five Endings Buffy and Faith Never Had
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Crosswires by netgirly2k reviews
Faith contemplates Willow, but that ship has well and truly sailed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Willow R., Faith L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Through the Blessed Tongue of Serpents by Nokomiss reviews
Morfin’s sister didn’t watch him avidly. Gauntcest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2005
Oscillate Wildly by V.G. Marks reviews
After a particularly gruelling Occlumency lesson, Harry finds himself living partway between two lives. One is his life at Hogwarts. In the other, he's been in a mental institution for the better part of six years. HP&DM Slash, Partially AU [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
No Cause for Alarm Clocks by H.J. Bender reviews
A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
All That's Left Behind by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Set postOotP: This is a story of Harry's quest for absolution. It is his reaction to Sirius' death and how his friends try to help him. Will Remus learn to reach out before it is too late? Still a work in progress, but currently on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
Tally by kazillion reviews
Todd had a tally of how many times Neil touched him.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005
Feathers by H.J. Bender reviews
Crowley has a weakness that Aziraphale ruthlessly exploits all over the wall of his bookshop. A silly, sexy, shameful story.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Coward by The Velvet Ghost reviews
In Spinner's End, Snape finally realises just what he's done, and Harry's voice is there to haunt him... 'coward'. Spoiler warnings for HBP, a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Surreality by Perse reviews
Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Advice by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
If You Want Something Done by mousapellikun reviews
Crowley is being thwarted, and he suspects Aziraphale is to blame somehow.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Reflections on Retirement by Emerald Embers reviews
Pollution is a strange, creepy little boy-thing. Pollution x Crowley. General because there isn't a 'wtf' category
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Pollution, A. Crowley - Complete
Three O'Clock in the Morning by Doneril reviews
After the occurances at the end of OotP, Sirius finds himself on the pavement of a Muggle city. Slowly he begins to learn of a life beyond the Veil, but, when old alliances crumble and he must depend upon his enemies, Sirius begins to long for home.FINISH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,685 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Werewolf's War by Aiofea reviews
Lupin and Snape are captured, and it's just prior to the full moon. Instead of simply killing them, Voldemort has them locked up together, knowing that when Lupin transforms he will tear Snape to shreds, but there is one way Remus knows how to save them..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,031 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
Can See For Miles by Halfpenny reviews
Mark finds inspiration Roger's ear is infuriatingly precise. Mild slash, rated for language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Secrets to Attend by storyinmypocket reviews
(Slash) Having escaped from the Initiative, Ethan wanders through the desert and indulges in a flashback.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Ethan R., R. Giles
Morsel by redwolfoz reviews
100 word drabble. Mr Vandemar picks up a late night snack.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Metamorphosis by afrai reviews
Crowley finds himself.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Folly by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Severus Snape POV of who Harry Potter has become Post OotP - Cookie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lost by Danae3 reviews
Year 5 AU CompleteHarry is missing. Ron and Hermione are dealing. Snape thinks the Dursleys know more than they let on. What happens when Harry is found? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,149 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Reason by Maybe the Moon reviews
Crowley is a punk. Aziraphale is vaguely tolerant. Mild slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2003
The End of the Beginning by Mariner reviews
London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,977 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
As the Edges Blur by demoness-sweet reviews
War and Pepper. Pepper and War. Where does one start and the other end? Or are there two at all in the furious writhing of wrathful flame-hair, devouring red, red mouths and copper liquid tasting of fire and fury and suicide charges?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2003
She That Knew by demoness-sweet reviews
They walked together, and all the women seemed to know something that Aziraphale did not, and Crowley would not. Crowley/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003
Lovely Boy by demoness-sweet reviews
Bianco was lovely. All gossamer hair and white, white skin and filthy under his skin. He was addictive, and Sable could not appreciate that fact. SLASH Famine/Pollution
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/24/2003
Some Debts Must Be Paid by Winged Elf reviews
The Marquis has come to claim his dues. Marquis/Richard DRABBLE. 100 WORDS. THIS IS MEANT TO BE SHORT.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003
Poetry by demoness-sweet reviews
Brian lived poetry. Before he met Weiss. Because Weiss was poetry...in all its forms. SLASH Brian/Pollution
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
Scent by demoness-sweet reviews
Pepper doesn't like boys. They smell like fire and smoke to her earth-bred nose. But SHE is of fire, and Pepper doesn't mind. FEMSLASH War/Pepper
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
Hands by demoness-sweet reviews
Aziraphale has very, very lovely hands. Yes, very, very lovely.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2003
Satan Is No Gentleman by afrai reviews
Pepper has a secret. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sort of.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Sparks by afrai reviews
Pepper's all grown up now. SLASH, WarPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
Nine Tenths of the Law by Halfpenny reviews
RENT: Actions speak louder than words. Dark.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Neville Longbottom and the Potions NEWT by Blue Moon Pie reviews
Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Authenticity reviews
AU halloween episode, pre-switch oneshot. Classic Who, 4th Doctor. "Were you going for Ironic Guy, or were you just feeling lazy?" Buffy asked, gesturing to screwdriver in Xander's hands, which he'd authentically and cleverly labelled 'SONIC' in sharpie.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not! reviews
John's phone is possessed; Sherlock is unsympathetic. But John ruthlessly puts Sherlock in his place when the tables turn. All's fair in love and texting, after all. Mostly crack!fic, with some tender moments. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
reconditioning reviews
Post s2. John's friends and acquaintances have unrealistic expectations. John appears to have swallowed a dictionary. A story in which John grieves, but doesn't fall apart. Some bad language, ambiguous references to J/S can be ignored . Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - John W. - Complete
Symbiosis reviews
The Doctor wanted to study him for hours: John's reactions, his strategies, his mind - and his understated, morbid, socially unaccepted expression of love and loss. No slash, now finished! Post s2.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Smoke and Stardust reviews
Alert: asymptotically approaches BtVS x-over. John faces a new job title and startling transformation; Sherlock keeps John grounded by being both utterly himself and strangely human. And amazingly, nothing changes. Magic-induced gender manip. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Survival Machines reviews
AU. Neville was the Boy-Who-Lived. James recently died in an Auror accident. Lily is off in her own world, wrought with grief, but Harry doesn't want to feel at all. Harry wants to be a machine. Mentor-fic; not as depressing as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Stars of Track and Field reviews
AU, one-shot. If you asked Harry what he was the very best at, he would have said running. Draco hadn't run in years, but he still remembered the sensation. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Luna Drabbles: 13 Kisses reviews
You could tell a lot about a person by how they kissed, Luna knew. Both het and femmeslash; does include Luna-crossover ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
programme reviews
When he's on top of Buffybot, it's easy to pretend. Then she opens her mouth and he remembers. Spike/Buffybot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
once reviews
Spike remembers that time, and how he didn't have an excuse for enjoying it. Dark.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Spike, Angelus - Complete
candy floss reviews
Series of Faith/Dawn drabbles. Drabble 3: 'law of effect.' Fear and vulnerability are not emotions Faith allows herself to feel. Not anymore. Not ever. But when Dawn touches her -- delicately, lovingly -- she feels them in spades.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Dawn S., Faith L.
it was SO worth it! reviews
Peter had a handle of Firewhiskey. James and Sirius had an idea. Remus had an objection, but of course no one listened to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
and you love reviews
Lily isn't like Severus; she does strange things, but she's still the heroine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
blood tea reviews
Oneshot. Sirius Black steps up to the stool wearing that arrogant, easy-going smile. The Sorting Hat sees through it. So does Lucius Malfoy. Dark; non-con; probably one of the more disturbing things I've written lately.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
Hero Material reviews
AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
visceral reviews
She's had moments of impulsivity, impropriety, and indiscretion: a look at Lily's more human side as told through a series of short prompts. Mainly SS/LE, but includes femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Lily Luna P., Severus S. - Complete
their eyes would never miss a yes reviews
Sirius is rather good at keeping secrets: the heat of a slender, aristocratic palm on the small of his back...Sirius turns over on his side and stares into sharp blue eyes just like his. Sirius/Regulus. Disturbing. Mentions of SB/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A Lesson in Patience reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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