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Joined 07-01-04, id: 622630, Profile Updated: 12-11-08
Author has written 10 stories for Slayers, Final Fantasy IX, Wicked, and Game X-overs.

Salutations, one and all. Name's Sale. I like to keep things concise, so the less inane rambling you put in your profile, the more likely I'll be able to put up with your inevitable random, hyperactive nature.

If I sound like a total jerk, I am one, but I'm multi-talented so that makes it okay.

I draw almost all my own avatars. If you like what you see shoot me a PM.

Over time I have been a cartoonist, comedian, cripple, summarizer, sister, judge, bandit, warlord, ghost, and has-been to various members of The Bored Authors' Society--and in some very rare instances, all of the above.

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A Different Time by Aaron D reviews
MegaMan Trigger's escape from Yuna! Chapter 19 now up!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,128 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Mega Man Trigger, Tron Bonne, Teisel Bonne, Dantz
Square One by Faux Promises reviews
The surface world isn't as wonderful as Chell had anticipated when she stepped out of that lift. But sometimes ending up back where you started isn't the worst thing that can happen. A story about fate, forgiveness, and sacrifices.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Strange Change of Veruca Salt by Crab Apple Princess reviews
After her trip to the factory, Veruca's parents decide she must be less of a spoilt brat. Sort of a sequel, 2005 movie-verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 25060 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Veruca Salt - Complete
For Good by Meltalviel reviews
Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Glinda U., M. Morrible
Expressing Yourself by Faba reviews
A very special scene to me; taken from my new favorite show and adapted to Wicked's characters: Boq and Fiyero. Because, when Boq finds Fiyero dressing up in Galinda's clothing, the munchkin has some questions.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Fiyero T., Boq - Complete
Never Know by Faba reviews
It's a true shame, isn't it? I mean, if I were stuck beneath the floorboards without even a inkling of what had happened, I would go mad before the week let out. Yes, a dreadful shame... especially since he was just left there... waiting for her...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
You'll Lose Your Heart to Me! by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Please save her, my sweet Rose, my brave Rose...Don't leave me till my sorry life has ceased. Alone and heartless here, just the boy in the mirror just him and me, the Heartless Fool of the East...We deserve each other...COMPLETED-now with fluffy epilogue
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,382 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
Wicked by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Elphaba was straight laced and rigid; she was the perpetual continuous line of working order and perfection.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Nessarose T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Beautiful Monster by elphieT reviews
Nessa contemplates the downward spiral of her life after Elphaba has left her for the second time and Boq has been turned into the Tin Man. Completed one shot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Indubitably by Lexi Theory reviews
Having a best friend can be rather taxing on a recluse. Galinda hopes to prove Elphaba wrong.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Day The Parody Died by The Pixess reviews
Oneshot. Obstinacy is very OOC on you, you know.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Elphaba Catches the Angst by GelNimbus reviews
One morning Elphaba wakes up with the Angst and sets out to find treatment from the many loves in her life. An ode to angst oneshots by yours truly.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
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Daddy's Little Desk Jockey reviews
A sequel to "Daddy's Little Angel." Frex is back in his governor's chair, getting ready for Bring Your Spawn To Work Day and plotting to win back Munchkinland's favor. What could possibly go wrong?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Elphaba T., Frexspar
Still Heartless: Immediate Transplant Recommended reviews
This fic may contain Boq, Nessa, and tea in copious amounts.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Boq, Nessarose T.
Diego's Family Affair reviews
A joint project with my pal Silver, in which Diego Armando reluctantly takes Mia Fey to meet his family Phoenix Wright . The crossover part...well, let's just say this fic was begging itself to be written sooner or later.
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Great Coffee Catastrophe reviews
Nessa tries to assert her own independence by making herself a cup of coffee. One-shot. May hint at Nessa/Boq if you look at it the right way.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Daddy's Little Angel reviews
What if one day, years before Elphaba and Nessarose went to Shiz, Frex found himself forced into pretending to actually LIKE his oldest daughter? Rated T for later chapters.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Back to Shiz reviews
Following Elphaba's hasty departure in the Emerald City, Glinda goes back to school to tell Nessarose what happened. Musicalverse Glessa.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Form over Function reviews
Musicalverse oneshot. Learning to walk is never easy...especially when you're trying to do it in heels.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Do I Creep You Out? reviews
Songfic. Across a crowded cafeteria, Boq decides once and for all to ask Galinda out on a date...unfortunately, the confessions that come out of his mouth in the process aren't exactly what he'd expected. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Filia's Christmas Party reviews
It's Christmas Eve, Filia Ul Copt is throwing a huge Christmas party, and every main character from Slayers, Next, and Try is invited! The catch: NO MAZOKU ALLOWED...
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,777 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004
The Journey to Somewhere reviews
Vivi, Zidane, and company try to get from that town nobody remembers to another town or something...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete