Evan M
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Joined 07-01-04, id: 622665, Profile Updated: 06-27-08

I don't exist anymore, but when I did, I wrote strange Harry Potter stories that usually involved (A.) hapless characters accidentally ingesting drugs, in the guise of comedy, and (B.) het romancin' written with the expertise of a high school girl. So, if this is your bag, I think some of my old stories lurk in the vaults of Sycophant Hex.

I have provided this snapshot of Fabio's bosoms as a parting gift...

Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.